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over a year ago
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"If it close to midnight and I need a poo I hang onto it til 30 seconds to and let it out slowly so I can say "same shit, different day" and it amuses me every single time."
Amused me too reading that  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If I see candles or something with letters on, I'll rearrange them to spell something rude. Yep, childish. "
Ahh so you are the reason that shops have signs requesting keeping it family friendly! |
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By *TG3Man
over a year ago
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"Today I amused myself by trying to maintain a constant speed of 69mph on the dual carriageway. It was surprisingly challenging!
What childish things do you do to amuse yourself?
Mrs TMN x"
cruise control actually I have a limiter on my van cuts out at 62mph  |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"If I see candles or something with letters on, I'll rearrange them to spell something rude. Yep, childish.
Ahh so you are the reason that shops have signs requesting keeping it family friendly! "
 It's the simple things in life. |
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"If it close to midnight and I need a poo I hang onto it til 30 seconds to and let it out slowly so I can say "same shit, different day" and it amuses me every single time."
Pahahaha I've missed you Peach  |
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"When I’m in a lift, I’d I’m on my own I’ll make a funny face or do something stupid right in front of the doors and wait until just before the doors open to compose myself
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Living life on the edge. I like it |
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"If it close to midnight and I need a poo I hang onto it til 30 seconds to and let it out slowly so I can say "same shit, different day" and it amuses me every single time."
I do this but only on new years, let it drop out at midnight so it's followed by a cheering crowd... it's a great sense of accomplishment |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In my job a lot people watching involved so just watching people can be funny at times few times being down right disgusted
But all in all people watching is funny nought as queer as folk as they say  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Today I amused myself by trying to maintain a constant speed of 69mph on the dual carriageway. It was surprisingly challenging!
What childish things do you do to amuse yourself?
Mrs TMN x"
When l was in a record shop l took my favourite band and put all their records in front of other sections so when you look at it you think the same band were in all the sections , l did it everytime until l was caught  |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"If I see candles or something with letters on, I'll rearrange them to spell something rude. Yep, childish. oh genius im so gonna do this now "
Use this newfound genuis wisely, don't be spelling out cock and blowjob in Sainsburys in the middle of the afternoon. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I like to go in morribogs and pretend to put things in my jacket to see if i get stopped on my way out
I also like re aranging the stock onto the wrong shelves too |
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"If it close to midnight and I need a poo I hang onto it til 30 seconds to and let it out slowly so I can say "same shit, different day" and it amuses me every single time."
Do this at midnight on the 31st December, then as you let it go, you will hear the whole party cheering and fireworks too! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Always stuff with my siblings. After washing my hands before drying them I'll flick water at them.
If they're walking behind me I'll go through a door and close it in their face
If I see a word with an innuendo in it e.g. "Spatchcock Chicken" I'll say "hehe spatch" (I know it's stupid but it's funny!) |
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At the traffic lights just as I'm starting to drive off I'll smile and wave plus a thumbs up at random pedestrian, they normally wave back..I know they'll spend the rest of the day trying to think and remember who I am. |
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"If it close to midnight and I need a poo I hang onto it til 30 seconds to and let it out slowly so I can say "same shit, different day" and it amuses me every single time."
Stop the thread….we have a winner! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If it close to midnight and I need a poo I hang onto it til 30 seconds to and let it out slowly so I can say "same shit, different day" and it amuses me every single time."
you should sing that to the tune of thriller its a total gamechanger of a read |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When I take my daughter to the playground or soft play I make sure I have a turn on everything too because I think it's bullshit you're expected to stop enjoying these things once you're an adult. |
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By *ttmcdguyTV/TS
over a year ago
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I drive up and down the motorways a lot so when I see someone in front who was speeding and stamps on the brakes as they go through a speed camera I flash my extremely bright lights quickly and watch them brake a 2nd time
Lol even my passengers find it funny
Especially the 1st time I told them about it and it all happened word for word
Lol
Childish but funny to me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sticking my finger in between mr bum cheeks at any given opportunity.
Walking up the stairs, finger up the bum.
Bending over, finger up the bum
I’ve made him that nervous he always has his hand protecting it if I’m behind him |
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I read a post the other day about a bus driver who said that if he’s having a bad day at work, he’ll say under his breath (about his passengers) “you’re all c*nts aren’t you?” and then tap his foot on the break twice so he can see them all nod their heads in his mirror |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Sticking my finger in between mr bum cheeks at any given opportunity.
Walking up the stairs, finger up the bum.
Bending over, finger up the bum
I’ve made him that nervous he always has his hand protecting it if I’m behind him "
That's cruel! You've Pavlov'd the poor man  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Sticking my finger in between mr bum cheeks at any given opportunity.
Walking up the stairs, finger up the bum.
Bending over, finger up the bum
I’ve made him that nervous he always has his hand protecting it if I’m behind him
That's cruel! You've Pavlov'd the poor man "
He’s a nervous wreck, I love it |
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By *ady23Woman
over a year ago
Coventry |
"Today I amused myself by trying to maintain a constant speed of 69mph on the dual carriageway. It was surprisingly challenging!
What childish things do you do to amuse yourself?
Mrs TMN x"
Spinning myself around in my office chair  |
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He also indicates when he’s pushing the trolley in the supermarket
Actually, he’s a tit quite a lot of the time 