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i was giving my fb a good seeing to last night from behind and got a bit carried away when i accidentally came out of her pussy and thrust into her arse that brought tears to her eyes but she did like it,has anyone else given there partner surprise anal and they liked it |
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"i was giving my fb a good seeing to last night from behind and got a bit carried away when i accidentally came out of her pussy and thrust into her arse that brought tears to her eyes but she did like it,has anyone else given there partner surprise anal and they liked it "
Have you never had real anal before?
Or, does her anus always get soggy when you're giving her "a good seeing to"? |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
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Accidents can happen of course, especially if you've overdone the lube, it's dark and you cant see hole a from hole b, she has an unusually relaxed sphincter and youre not hung like a donkey......
But no. That's never happened to me and if it ever did I'd expect to wake up with my dick in the blender.
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With boo we have talked about anal in numerous lengthy discussions and she love it. It all depends on position and how wet she gets when we are focusing on her there has been a couple of occasions where it has genuinely slipped in but usually she tells me either verbally or she plays with her ass if she's not able to form words that she uses her own form or sign language |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Any partner of mine who did that would get a slap.
It isn't something that can just happen, and should be lubed up to avoid damage.
If a partner did that to me I'd treat them as unsafe to play with.
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As someone who really actually likes anal. For M to thrust his cock straight up there with no warning isn't going to happen by accident. Yeah may bash my anus and even get in a little bit. But all the way? Without considerable force it isn't going to happen. Cause things move when you have sex, have you ever noticed that a cunt will be tight around a finger to taking a cock, what do you think happens to all the other organs around it when that happens? |
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"I think it's only fair that the lady then gets to return the favour and see how they like it  "
I like your thinking and am now off to buy the biggest dildo ever. Maybe I could display it on my bedside cabinet with a note on it warning where it will go if accidents happen |
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By *opilotMan
over a year ago
Heathrow |
"I think it's only fair that the lady then gets to return the favour and see how they like it
I like your thinking and am now off to buy the biggest dildo ever. Maybe I could display it on my bedside cabinet with a note on it warning where it will go if accidents happen "
That would be a great deterent. 
I really don't understand why someone would accidentally do that and expect it to be OK. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Never done surprise anal. I don’t think I’m physically capable of it to be fair without plenty of prep work, then it’s not really a surprise.
Rather that than be painful for both of us though!! |
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"i was giving my fb a good seeing to last night from behind and got a bit carried away when i accidentally came out of her pussy and thrust into her arse that brought tears to her eyes but she did like it,has anyone else given there partner surprise anal and they liked it "
Should have gone to Specsavers. |
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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in Co. Down |
Wow.It brought tears to her eyes fucking right it did as someone doing that bloody hurts and can cause serious injury as well if not prepared.
Yes I've had two people try it with me the first one it was the main reason I broke up wit he him after being in a long term relationship because it wasn't consensual and it fucking hurt me badly to the point I had to see a doctor.
The other guy I met tried it even though he was told it was not something I did and I stopped all play and left.
Anyone who tries it in my eyes is the lowest of the low and maybe they should experience what it feels like themselves before they do it to others. I bet not so many would be keen on trying to do it then. |
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"i was giving my fb a good seeing to last night from behind and got a bit carried away when i accidentally came out of her pussy and thrust into her arse that brought tears to her eyes but she did like it,has anyone else given there partner surprise anal and they liked it
Should have gone to Specsavers."
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I have actually done this, but we were doing cow girl she was on top and riding my enthusiastically bouncing up and down.
Anyway she slipped off my cock and when she came down it caught her cosif and slipped the wrong way and went straight up her bum.
I apologised but she said it was ok and carried on with it in her arse |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have actually done this, but we were doing cow girl she was on top and riding my enthusiastically bouncing up and down.
Anyway she slipped off my cock and when she came down it caught her cosif and slipped the wrong way and went straight up her bum.
I apologised but she said it was ok and carried on with it in her arse "
It went in that easy? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Are we all ignoring the fact that she apparently liked it?"
Nobody’s ignoring what he said, just answering his question.
He said his ‘fb’ liked it. Then asked the question; has anyone given their partner surprise anal…
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"Are we all ignoring the fact that she apparently liked it?"
Nope, but in general on these kind of threads vast majority of those saying women like it are men. There a very few women who do and most find it painful i.e can cause tears etc. So on threads such as this the vast majority of women will not like it and are also very sceptical when men say they do. |
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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago
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"Are we all ignoring the fact that she apparently liked it?"
Right after the fact he said she had tears in her eyes. I doubt those tears were from joy of suddenly having a cock shoved up there with no prep.And I found personally when I had tears it was from the absolute agony when it happened not from the joy of it.
Maybe she did enjoy it, only they know I was answering the question he asked when I replied. And I stand by my reply that those who do this and think it's okay to 'accidently' do it should experience what it feels like themselves. |
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"Are we all ignoring the fact that she apparently liked it?"
I'm merely speaking to my own experience. That it would be horrifically painful and put me off sex - or frankly anything other than crying - for a long time. |
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over a year ago
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"Nope never happened, at best you’d injure yourself. At worse the female could have some serious injuries and likely to never try anal again "
Not necessarily true - having sat on a jury, we were given medical advice that anal can occur with no injuries or evidence of it occurring despite what people might ordinarily think |
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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago
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"Nope never happened, at best you’d injure yourself. At worse the female could have some serious injuries and likely to never try anal again
Not necessarily true - having sat on a jury, we were given medical advice that anal can occur with no injuries or evidence of it occurring despite what people might ordinarily think "
This reminds me of a story I read in the welsh news some years ago. A guy was on trial for shagging a sheep. Apparently the guy had stopped for a pee in a field on the way back from the pub, it was dark and the sheep accidentally backed up onto him just as a police car was passing by. The police thought the worse, but the judge agreed , it was dark & accidents happen and no one was injured. |
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It happened with me once, slipped out and hit her arsehole but it didn't just slide in and we carried on like it was a porno. The reality was I injured my dick and couldn't get hard for a week. It swelled up and felt very uncomfortable for a while. Total accident btw, I would never go in there without prep, that's painful for both parties |
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"Nope never happened, at best you’d injure yourself. At worse the female could have some serious injuries and likely to never try anal again
Not necessarily true - having sat on a jury, we were given medical advice that anal can occur with no injuries or evidence of it occurring despite what people might ordinarily think
This reminds me of a story I read in the welsh news some years ago. A guy was on trial for shagging a sheep. Apparently the guy had stopped for a pee in a field on the way back from the pub, it was dark and the sheep accidentally backed up onto him just as a police car was passing by. The police thought the worse, but the judge agreed , it was dark & accidents happen and no one was injured. "
Was it a male or female sheep? |
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Just to add, when it happened to me, it hurt so much that I completely froze, I couldn’t even speak.
So it may not be a predictable reaction (if that makes sense) |
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"Just to add, when it happened to me, it hurt so much that I completely froze, I couldn’t even speak.
So it may not be a predictable reaction (if that makes sense)"
Yep. I locked up, whole body stiff, couldn't even exhale.
I wanted to leap forward but went into instant shock.
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"i was giving my fb a good seeing to last night from behind and got a bit carried away when i accidentally came out of her pussy and thrust into her arse that brought tears to her eyes but she did like it,has anyone else given there partner surprise anal and they liked it "
The answer to that probably lies in having it done to you... And then you'll know how pleasurable or otherwise it may feel. |
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"i was giving my fb a good seeing to last night from behind and got a bit carried away when i accidentally came out of her pussy and thrust into her arse that brought tears to her eyes but she did like it,has anyone else given there partner surprise anal and they liked it "
There's a word for this.... |
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"I have actually done this, but we were doing cow girl she was on top and riding my enthusiastically bouncing up and down.
Anyway she slipped off my cock and when she came down it caught her cosif and slipped the wrong way and went straight up her bum.
I apologised but she said it was ok and carried on with it in her arse
It went in that easy?"
She was really going for it, full body weight so yeah |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just to add, when it happened to me, it hurt so much that I completely froze, I couldn’t even speak.
So it may not be a predictable reaction (if that makes sense)"
Yup is a horrible experience and not enjoyable in the slightest |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have actually done this, but we were doing cow girl she was on top and riding my enthusiastically bouncing up and down.
Anyway she slipped off my cock and when she came down it caught her cosif and slipped the wrong way and went straight up her bum.
I apologised but she said it was ok and carried on with it in her arse "
This is a little bit of a different situation tbh |
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"i was giving my fb a good seeing to last night from behind and got a bit carried away when i accidentally came out of her pussy and thrust into her arse that brought tears to her eyes but she did like it,has anyone else given there partner surprise anal and they liked it "
Either you're tiny or she's got a bum hole like a wizards sleeve. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Any partner of mine who did that would get a slap.
It isn't something that can just happen, and should be lubed up to avoid damage.
If a partner did that to me I'd treat them as unsafe to play with.
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Yup
Calling it 'surprise anal' is about 8 letters longer than the correct word for this situation |
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Happened to me with my first bf when we were all slippery in the bath together. I'd never had so much as a finger up there before. Was excruciatingly painful, I was so mortified I couldn't move or speak. I remember it vividly all these years later.
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"i was giving my fb a good seeing to last night from behind and got a bit carried away when i accidentally came out of her pussy and thrust into her arse that brought tears to her eyes but she did like it,has anyone else given there partner surprise anal and they liked it
Either you're tiny or she's got a bum hole like a wizards sleeve. "
Who was this??  |
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"It happened with me once, slipped out and hit her arsehole but it didn't just slide in and we carried on like it was a porno. The reality was I injured my dick and couldn't get hard for a week. It swelled up and felt very uncomfortable for a while. Total accident btw, I would never go in there without prep, that's painful for both parties "
Omg...so sorry. |
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"Nope never happened, at best you’d injure yourself. At worse the female could have some serious injuries and likely to never try anal again
Not necessarily true - having sat on a jury, we were given medical advice that anal can occur with no injuries or evidence of it occurring despite what people might ordinarily think
This reminds me of a story I read in the welsh news some years ago. A guy was on trial for shagging a sheep. Apparently the guy had stopped for a pee in a field on the way back from the pub, it was dark and the sheep accidentally backed up onto him just as a police car was passing by. The police thought the worse, but the judge agreed , it was dark & accidents happen and no one was injured.
Was it a male or female sheep? "
Lol! I laughed way to hard at that. |
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"This could be an extremely painful and traumatic experience for someone. If anyone did this to me they would be getting punched in the face 
I wouldn't expect less from a Geordie lass! "
I’m not normally a violent or aggressive person at all but would make an exception in that sort of scenario |
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"This could be an extremely painful and traumatic experience for someone. If anyone did this to me they would be getting punched in the face
I wouldn't expect less from a Geordie lass!
I’m not normally a violent or aggressive person at all but would make an exception in that sort of scenario "
I come with a warning. It's called BPD. Lol! I try to be a nice calm, reasonable human being.
But if I'm not treated well, triggered or abused, look out that side of me doesn't GAF. I try to keep it mostly under control.
A surprise up my tight hole with no prep would definitely trigger the fuck out of me...literally. |
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"i was giving my fb a good seeing to last night from behind and got a bit carried away when i accidentally came out of her pussy and thrust into her arse that brought tears to her eyes but she did like it,has anyone else given there partner surprise anal and they liked it "
Post like this and Porn makes people think that everyone is just walking around with a loose asshole.
Mate, my pelvic floor is pretty tight up there. So there's no slipping in my Vagine or my bumhole without prep... don't try it with me. I can push penises out both holes quite easily. Penile Fracture is extremely painful. |
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By *ttmcdguyTV/TS
over a year ago
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I am a lover of anal
I love receiving it
I’ve had few guys go in a bit faster than they should of and it’s a killer
There has even been times where a the guy has pulled right out by accident during anal and gone straight back in and hurt me also
Anal has to be prepared full stop
And on the other side I have slipped out of a vagina and it’s headed the wrong way but never penetrated and that was a killer for both of us
There must be something seriously wrong with someone’s asshole to accidentally accommodate an erect cock unlubed and unprepared |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am a lover of anal
I love receiving it
I’ve had few guys go in a bit faster than they should of and it’s a killer
There has even been times where a the guy has pulled right out by accident during anal and gone straight back in and hurt me also
Anal has to be prepared full stop
And on the other side I have slipped out of a vagina and it’s headed the wrong way but never penetrated and that was a killer for both of us
There must be something seriously wrong with someone’s asshole to accidentally accommodate an erect cock unlubed and unprepared "
I’m not convinced it’s the asshole attached to the women that’s at fault. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've never once in my life been accidentally fucked in the asshole even if his bellend has slipped out and knocked on my passageway.
I'm starting to think my partner has a weak limp cock or my asshole is just too tight and tiny.  |
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"I've never once in my life been accidentally fucked in the asshole even if his bellend has slipped out and knocked on my passageway.
I'm starting to think my partner has a weak limp cock or my asshole is just too tight and tiny. "
It’s definitely not too tight and tiny   |
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"I've never once in my life been accidentally fucked in the asshole even if his bellend has slipped out and knocked on my passageway.
I'm starting to think my partner has a weak limp cock or my asshole is just too tight and tiny.
It’s definitely not too tight and tiny "
I do carry my spare change in there tbh |
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