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This is the anti flirt zone.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Fratelli! You're fit and I don't care I'm not for you I'm still gonna dream about you in my sexy dreams!
Vanilla also looks incredible though. Do you guys like handsome men?  |
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"Jeez you’re all so fit 
You two are hot!  
But I've always thought that.
T"
This is new and exciting information.
Let’s have some kinky foursome sex and then post little flirty snippets about it all over the lounge |
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"Fratelli! You're fit and I don't care I'm not for you I'm still gonna dream about you in my sexy dreams!
Vanilla also looks incredible though. Do you guys like handsome men? "
Enthusiasm is a very attractive trait in my book pal, don’t ever change  |
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"I'm 100% not flirting with you both. The thought makes my vagina instantly dry.
Your face looks better when it's been sat on associate.
xoxo"
Your quim looks much better when it’s winking at me associate.
xixi |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fratelli! You're fit and I don't care I'm not for you I'm still gonna dream about you in my sexy dreams!
Vanilla also looks incredible though. Do you guys like handsome men?
Enthusiasm is a very attractive trait in my book pal, don’t ever change "
I won't my love, and I'll always have a spot on the bed for you laced in roses and sensual spray for when you're ready |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"I'm 100% not flirting with you both. The thought makes my vagina instantly dry.
Your face looks better when it's been sat on associate.
xoxo
Your quim looks much better when it’s winking at me associate.
xixi "
Fuck that's actually kind of sexy. Damn it. Hope you're ready to see my new piercing. |
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By *heGigglersCouple
over a year ago
Northwich (just visiting) |
"I've no idea how to flirt, think I belong here
It’s easy, just use this flirty face "
Thanks for the tip
So, should I get a card printed for when I'm trying (and failing) to do it at a social? |
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"I think my flirting fails because I'm too short for anyone to notice I'm flirting with them.
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You’re a damn pretty wee flirt though.
Also, your vocabulary gave me a semi last time we spoke. Your flirting is on point |
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"*never flirts *
Missed ya
No you didn't
Yeah.
I did.
Not even sure who you are "
That’s probably for the best… you always gave the impression you weren’t a fan but we didn’t hold that against you |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"I think my flirting fails because I'm too short for anyone to notice I'm flirting with them.
You’re a damn pretty wee flirt though.
Also, your vocabulary gave me a semi last time we spoke. Your flirting is on point "
I'll leave you to imagine me saying 'thunderplump'.
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"I'm 100% not flirting with you both. The thought makes my vagina instantly dry.
Your face looks better when it's been sat on associate.
xoxo
Your quim looks much better when it’s winking at me associate.
xixi
Fuck that's actually kind of sexy. Damn it. Hope you're ready to see my new piercing. "
I’m crossing fingers you’ve had an anus piercing |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What's flirting? 
It's a made up Internet term
Is it a... Meme?! 
Yes. And meme fancies the ass of youyou.
That's different, men normally go for my boobboobs  "
Your boobs are tied up. Your ass seems more available. |
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"I've no idea how to flirt, think I belong here
It’s easy, just use this flirty face
Thanks for the tip
So, should I get a card printed for when I'm trying (and failing) to do it at a social?"
In person… you do with your own eyelid’s.
Just giggle and flutter
I’ll show you sometime |
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"I think my flirting fails because I'm too short for anyone to notice I'm flirting with them.
You’re a damn pretty wee flirt though.
Also, your vocabulary gave me a semi last time we spoke. Your flirting is on point
I'll leave you to imagine me saying 'thunderplump'.
"
On point.
Always. |
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"No flirting? Sounds like the place for me!
*checks thread*
Uh oh...
Mrs TMN x
You’re more than welcome here but no flirting.
Strictly no flirting "
Got it.
What happens if I flirt by accident, though? |
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By *heGigglersCouple
over a year ago
Northwich (just visiting) |
"I've no idea how to flirt, think I belong here
It’s easy, just use this flirty face
Thanks for the tip
So, should I get a card printed for when I'm trying (and failing) to do it at a social?
In person… you do with your own eyelid’s.
Just giggle and flutter
I’ll show you sometime "
I've got the giggle down, just got to work on fluttering without loosing a contact
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"I'm just here for the completely platonic relationships
LvM
Are those the type that take place in your shower?
The slippery, soapy, skin-on-skin, platonic type, yeah
LvM"
My favourite type 
Ooops, I dropped the soap  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No flirting? Sounds like the place for me!
*checks thread*
Uh oh...
Mrs TMN x
You’re more than welcome here but no flirting.
Strictly no flirting
Got it.
What happens if I flirt by accident, though? "
You're playing a dangerous game here _wist my nipples!
Hang on...twist my...what really?! |
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"What's flirting?
It's a made up Internet term
Is it a... Meme?!
Yes. And meme fancies the ass of youyou.
That's different, men normally go for my boobboobs
Your boobs are tied up. Your ass seems more available. "
Right, that’s it, you’re out!
You bloody big flirt |
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"What's flirting?
It's a made up Internet term
Is it a... Meme?!
Yes. And meme fancies the ass of youyou.
That's different, men normally go for my boobboobs
Your boobs are tied up. Your ass seems more available. "
That may have spent time tied up too, but I won't risk scaring you with a picture |
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"No flirting? Sounds like the place for me!
*checks thread*
Uh oh...
Mrs TMN x
You’re more than welcome here but no flirting.
Strictly no flirting
Got it.
What happens if I flirt by accident, though?
You're playing a dangerous game here _wist my nipples!
Hang on...twist my...what really?!"
The clue is in the name, Mister 32  |
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"I'm just here for the completely platonic relationships
LvM
Are those the type that take place in your shower?
The slippery, soapy, skin-on-skin, platonic type, yeah
LvM
My favourite type
Ooops, I dropped the soap "
*Boiiiing*
LvM |
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"No flirting? Sounds like the place for me!
*checks thread*
Uh oh...
Mrs TMN x
You’re more than welcome here but no flirting.
Strictly no flirting
Got it.
What happens if I flirt by accident, though? "
You get shagged.
Like… proper shagged |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No flirting? Sounds like the place for me!
*checks thread*
Uh oh...
Mrs TMN x
You’re more than welcome here but no flirting.
Strictly no flirting
Got it.
What happens if I flirt by accident, though?
You're playing a dangerous game here _wist my nipples!
Hang on...twist my...what really?!
The clue is in the name, Mister 32 "
Seen your video.
Jesus |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No flirting? Sounds like the place for me!
*checks thread*
Uh oh...
Mrs TMN x
You’re more than welcome here but no flirting.
Strictly no flirting
Got it.
What happens if I flirt by accident, though?
You get shagged.
Like… proper shagged "
Ah, those good ol' proper shags. Are we meant to not be flirting here? |
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"I've no idea how to flirt, think I belong here
It’s easy, just use this flirty face
Thanks for the tip
So, should I get a card printed for when I'm trying (and failing) to do it at a social?
In person… you do with your own eyelid’s.
Just giggle and flutter
I’ll show you sometime
I've got the giggle down, just got to work on fluttering without loosing a contact
"
It’s fine, I’ll most likely be too busy staring at your breasts to notice in any case |
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By *heGigglersCouple
over a year ago
Northwich (just visiting) |
"I've no idea how to flirt, think I belong here
It’s easy, just use this flirty face
Thanks for the tip
So, should I get a card printed for when I'm trying (and failing) to do it at a social?
In person… you do with your own eyelid’s.
Just giggle and flutter
I’ll show you sometime
I've got the giggle down, just got to work on fluttering without loosing a contact
It’s fine, I’ll most likely be too busy staring at your breasts to notice in any case "
So all I really need to do is wear a low cut dress?
This sounds much more manageable |
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"No flirting? Sounds like the place for me!
*checks thread*
Uh oh...
Mrs TMN x
You’re more than welcome here but no flirting.
Strictly no flirting
Got it.
What happens if I flirt by accident, though?
You get shagged.
Like… proper shagged "
Oh no! How absolutely dreadful. I'd better not press the flirty emoji by mistake then |
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"No flirting? Sounds like the place for me!
*checks thread*
Uh oh...
Mrs TMN x
You’re more than welcome here but no flirting.
Strictly no flirting
Got it.
What happens if I flirt by accident, though?
You're playing a dangerous game here _wist my nipples!
Hang on...twist my...what really?!
The clue is in the name, Mister 32
Seen your video.
Jesus "
I HOPE YOU'RE NOT FLIRTING THERE |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No flirting? Sounds like the place for me!
*checks thread*
Uh oh...
Mrs TMN x
You’re more than welcome here but no flirting.
Strictly no flirting
Got it.
What happens if I flirt by accident, though?
You're playing a dangerous game here _wist my nipples!
Hang on...twist my...what really?!
The clue is in the name, Mister 32
Seen your video.
Jesus
I HOPE YOU'RE NOT FLIRTING THERE"
Afraid you'll get 'proper' shagged?! |
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"No flirting? Sounds like the place for me!
*checks thread*
Uh oh...
Mrs TMN x
You’re more than welcome here but no flirting.
Strictly no flirting
Got it.
What happens if I flirt by accident, though?
You're playing a dangerous game here _wist my nipples!
Hang on...twist my...what really?!
The clue is in the name, Mister 32
Seen your video.
Jesus
I HOPE YOU'RE NOT FLIRTING THERE
Afraid you'll get 'proper' shagged?!"
That would be dreadful. And certainly not what I was hoping for. |
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"No flirting? Sounds like the place for me!
*checks thread*
Uh oh...
Mrs TMN x
You’re more than welcome here but no flirting.
Strictly no flirting
Got it.
What happens if I flirt by accident, though?
You get shagged.
Like… proper shagged
Oh no! How absolutely dreadful. I'd better not press the flirty emoji by mistake then "
Now you’ve gone and done it.
We’re on route…
Brace yourself (aubergine) (auberginestrapon) |
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"No flirting? Sounds like the place for me!
*checks thread*
Uh oh...
Mrs TMN x
You’re more than welcome here but no flirting.
Strictly no flirting
Got it.
What happens if I flirt by accident, though?
You get shagged.
Like… proper shagged
Oh no! How absolutely dreadful. I'd better not press the flirty emoji by mistake then
Now you’ve gone and done it.
We’re on route…
Brace yourself (aubergine) (auberginestrapon)"
Whoops.
Assuming the position. |
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"I'm just here for the completely platonic relationships
LvM
Yeah, me too.
Bum?
Yeah, I could go for a bum
LvM
Cool 
But not in a ghey way obvs.
It's not ghey if the girls are watching, right?
LvM"
What if we 69 whilst they peg us?  |
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"No flirting? Sounds like the place for me!
*checks thread*
Uh oh...
Mrs TMN x
You’re more than welcome here but no flirting.
Strictly no flirting
Got it.
What happens if I flirt by accident, though?
You get shagged.
Like… proper shagged
Oh no! How absolutely dreadful. I'd better not press the flirty emoji by mistake then
Now you’ve gone and done it.
We’re on route…
Brace yourself (aubergine) (auberginestrapon)
Whoops.
Assuming the position. "
Oh goody!
Can’t believe those aubergine emoji’s aren’t available yet! |
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"I'm just here for the completely platonic relationships
LvM
Yeah, me too.
Bum?
Yeah, I could go for a bum
LvM
Cool
But not in a ghey way obvs.
It's not ghey if the girls are watching, right?
LvM
What if we 69 whilst they peg us? "
Stop it, you'll make all these lovely people jealous 
LvM |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Jeez you’re all so fit
You two are hot!
But I've always thought that.
T
This is new and exciting information.
Let’s have some kinky foursome sex and then post little flirty snippets about it all over the lounge "
In! I'll get right on it!
T |
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"Flirt? I normally just end up   and then n9t a clue after that
Tg x
You’ve got it
Although this is supposed to be a flirt free zone you bad, baaad lady!"
Whoops
Still oblivious to being flirted with and flirting
Tg x |
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