Give it a couple of months and you'll be quietly accepting their offers of a discreet blow n' go, then blocking them as soon as the front door clicks shut with shame and self-loathing bubbling in your throat. |
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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago
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"Give it a couple of months and you'll be quietly accepting their offers of a discreet blow n' go, then blocking them as soon as the front door clicks shut with shame and self-loathing bubbling in your throat."
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Because there are thousands of straight men who's balls get so blue they give up caring the gender of who a hole belongs to as lot as it's wet and willing.
The sender of the message is hoping you're balls are blue and you're horn is high. |
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"Give it a couple of months and you'll be quietly accepting their offers of a discreet blow n' go, then blocking them as soon as the front door clicks shut with shame and self-loathing bubbling in your throat."
Preach |
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"Give it a couple of months and you'll be quietly accepting their offers of a discreet blow n' go, then blocking them as soon as the front door clicks shut with shame and self-loathing bubbling in your throat."
Ohhhh wowwww |
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"Give it a couple of months and you'll be quietly accepting their offers of a discreet blow n' go, then blocking them as soon as the front door clicks shut with shame and self-loathing bubbling in your throat."
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"Can’t even watch eastenders when 2 men kiss thanks so that won’t be happening tell ya that
Why? Scared you'll catch The Ghey?
crying at catch the ghey "
Me too, absolutely crying |
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"Can’t even watch eastenders when 2 men kiss thanks so that won’t be happening tell ya that
Why? Scared you'll catch The Ghey?
crying at catch the ghey "
If you do catch a grey, send him my way, men give great head  |
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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago
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"Haha see what I mean. I’m all good
Im into WOMAN ONLY"
Just one Woman?
Here's one that people get wrong all the time. Women is the plural form of woman — so one woman, many women. They're pronounced differently: woman sounds like woo-man, whereas women sounds more like whim-en. |
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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago
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"Haha see what I mean. I’m all good
Im into WOMAN ONLY
Til he's wearing false boobs and a dress. You can pretend it's just a big clit if it'll help ya get your head round it."
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"Why do I post a pic and loads of men message me when it says I’m straight?  "
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Dear OP, duckie, out of the 65 people who have gleaned over my profile today 35 of them were men. One messaged me offering me a blow. I politely 'dicklined'.
35 of them looking at me is hardly going to invoke the 'Medusa affect' and turn me into stone.
In any case most of them are looking for footwear inspiration. I'm happy to oblige.  |
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"Give it a couple of months and you'll be quietly accepting their offers of a discreet blow n' go, then blocking them as soon as the front door clicks shut with shame and self-loathing bubbling in your throat."
I Spilt my morning coffee laughing so hard funny as fuck and sadly still so very true. Especially in some of the older generations who remember and grew up with society's intolerances at the time.
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"Haha see what I mean. I’m all good
Im into WOMAN ONLY
Til he's wearing false boobs and a dress. You can pretend it's just a big clit if it'll help ya get your head round it."
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"Message filters.
I actually don't get any single guys check my profile. Ever. Not sure that's an insult actually "
They probably do, but won't show if you've blocked them from messaging - the only sex that works with |
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"Message filters.
I actually don't get any single guys check my profile. Ever. Not sure that's an insult actually "
If you've stopped single men messaging you, you won't see them on who's looked at you |
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"Message filters.
I actually don't get any single guys check my profile. Ever. Not sure that's an insult actually
If you've stopped single men messaging you, you won't see them on who's looked at you"
I actually never knew that!!  |
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"Message filters.
I actually don't get any single guys check my profile. Ever. Not sure that's an insult actually
If you've stopped single men messaging you, you won't see them on who's looked at you
I actually never knew that!! "
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"Can’t even watch eastenders when 2 men kiss thanks so that won’t be happening tell ya that
I bet you knocked one out when Beth in Brookside had a lesbian snog though! Double standards! "
Why is it double standards? It's not like he said it's disgusting and shouldn't see 2 men on tele kiss... he said HE can't watch 2 men kiss (he made no judgement about them doing it) it's his preference and he doesn't enjoy it
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"Why do I post a pic and loads of men message me when it says I’m straight? "
Go to your settings and put on your profile " not looking for single guys " that should do the trick for you . |
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"1 - get into your settings and lock your preferences down as tight as your arse clearly is.
2 - stop worrying about who looks at who.
3 - dial down the homophobia a notch or 10.
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I’m loving you xxx
Was gonna say because he’s cute but actually he comes across as a nob and that ain’t sexy
Set your preferences so men can’t message you, |
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I get the same.
Checking out the competition maybe?
Looking for ideas on how to improve their own profile?
Seeing if you're the one they saw in the pub/petrol station/supermarket etc?
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"Haha see what I mean. I’m all good
Im into WOMAN ONLY
Til he's wearing false boobs and a dress. You can pretend it's just a big clit if it'll help ya get your head round it."
Personally I tend to wear jeans and a nice top more often than a dress. Not so much false boobs as just a couple of little "helpers" when I want a bit of extra va va voom, but mostly I can look stunning with my home grown AAA size tits.
With you on the big clit though. If I really like the look of him, it can be a _very_ big clit |
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