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Lots of things.
How to clear the windscreen when it steaks up. Hot or cold air?
Why is it called a blowjob?
How am I not married to an elderly millionaire with poor health and no kids?
How are there so many Fast and Furious films? |
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The whole gender fluid thing. I get transgender and all that but not quite gotten my head around gender fluid where one day you see yourself as a guy the next as a girl.
Confuses me, but I’m sure I’ll get it eventually |
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"Football"
I specialise in lessons for ladies in
The offside rule for football
Cricket - leg before wicket
Rugby Rolling penalty
Plus many other sporting conundrums to save lady squiggles |
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"For me gaming. Maybe it's an age thing. 
If anything has more buttons than a PlayStation pad it should be a thing.
I don’t get twitter "
Same here...I wouldn't know how to use it if I tried.  |
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"Why live and live have different meanings but the same letters, why not make a different word for the other  "
And on a related note, why are there so many different ways to pronounce "...ough" in English? e.g. tough, although, bough, bought, cough, through, thorough, hiccough, laugh, lough.
There's a poem called The Chaos by Gerard Nolst Trenité which illustrates how hard English pronunciation can be. |
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"Why live and live have different meanings but the same letters, why not make a different word for the other
And on a related note, why are there so many different ways to pronounce "...ough" in English? e.g. tough, although, bough, bought, cough, through, thorough, hiccough, laugh, lough.
There's a poem called The Chaos by Gerard Nolst Trenité which illustrates how hard English pronunciation can be."
This is my point it's sooooo frustrating  |
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Teenagers. A teenager we know is spending time with a boy, one on one, but they aren't going out with each other apparently, but they aren't allowed to see anyone else (do they are exclusive), and they are both saying they are single.
Sounds to us like they are dating each other  |
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"Lots of things.
How to clear the windscreen when it steaks up. Hot or cold air?
Why is it called a blowjob?
How am I not married to an elderly millionaire with poor health and no kids?
How are there so many Fast and Furious films? "
1. Push all the buttons until one of them works
2. Because you put it between your lips like one would do a musical instrument (probably)
3. I proposed but you said I was neither elderly nor rich. Rude 
4. So the porn parodies still have material to source from.
You're welcome  |
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"The fascination with Space. Oh look, there's a planet that might have similar conditions to Earth that could sustain life and it's only a bajillion light years away
Will you be visiting?"
Yep, and I'll pollute that one to just to prove a point |
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"The fascination with Space. Oh look, there's a planet that might have similar conditions to Earth that could sustain life and it's only a bajillion light years away
Will you be visiting?
Yep, and I'll pollute that one to just to prove a point"
How rude  |
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"Teenagers. A teenager we know is spending time with a boy, one on one, but they aren't going out with each other apparently, but they aren't allowed to see anyone else (do they are exclusive), and they are both saying they are single.
Sounds to us like they are dating each other "
That’s not just teenagers , a 28 year old guy I work with has been doing exactly that, for about 6 months now, she feels the same .
He always corrects me if I refer to her as his girlfriend |
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"Having kids....I'm sat here raging at the world cos I've only had 5 hours sleep, how on earth do parents cope with any of it???  - Xeno"
I'm right with you there!
I need a week's worth of sleep.
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"Having kids....I'm sat here raging at the world cos I've only had 5 hours sleep, how on earth do parents cope with any of it??? - Xeno
I'm right with you there!
I need a week's worth of sleep.
Mrs "
Me too, or at least enough alone time and self care to deal with a lack of sleep!!  - Xeno |
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"Having kids....I'm sat here raging at the world cos I've only had 5 hours sleep, how on earth do parents cope with any of it??? - Xeno
I'm right with you there!
I need a week's worth of sleep.
Mrs
Me too, or at least enough alone time and self care to deal with a lack of sleep!! - Xeno"
Alone time?? What's that?? |
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"Having kids....I'm sat here raging at the world cos I've only had 5 hours sleep, how on earth do parents cope with any of it??? - Xeno
I'm right with you there!
I need a week's worth of sleep.
Mrs
Me too, or at least enough alone time and self care to deal with a lack of sleep!! - Xeno
Alone time?? What's that?? "
Sleep? What’s that? Haha. My eldest is 16yrs, and it’s him that messes my sleeping g pattern up and it’s never been the same. |
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"Having kids....I'm sat here raging at the world cos I've only had 5 hours sleep, how on earth do parents cope with any of it??? - Xeno
I'm right with you there!
I need a week's worth of sleep.
Mrs
Me too, or at least enough alone time and self care to deal with a lack of sleep!! - Xeno
Alone time?? What's that??
Sleep? What’s that? Haha. My eldest is 16yrs, and it’s him that messes my sleeping g pattern up and it’s never been the same. "
Yep I've a 1yo that isn't allowing sleep ATM, I'm slowly getting more tempted to lock myself in a padded room just for the peace |
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"What can 1st the chicken or the egg "
Evolution. So the egg came first, but it wasnt laid by a chicken. Over a few generations the eggs kept getting laid and the animal inside started to appear more and more chicken like (evolution) until eventually a chicken emerged. This had to happen enough times for a species to be created that could always produce offspring exactly the same as them.
Evolution baby!
So its simple. The egg came first, |
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Why the UK is 65 billion pounds in debt
Theres about 24 million properties in the uk paying approx £100 per month council tax.
Plus the millions gained from car road fund licence
The Government rake in about 60p per litre on petrol so that must be a huge amount.
Plus the millions of people paying tax on there wages
plus all the other things they charge vat on , food , cigarettes , alcohol etc etc etc .
Maybe dragons den type people and self made billionaires should run the country as they know how to run a business to make money , not to get it in serious debt. |
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"Having kids....I'm sat here raging at the world cos I've only had 5 hours sleep, how on earth do parents cope with any of it??? - Xeno
I'm right with you there!
I need a week's worth of sleep.
Mrs
Me too, or at least enough alone time and self care to deal with a lack of sleep!! - Xeno
Alone time?? What's that?? "
I get too much honestly |
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"Why live and live have different meanings but the same letters, why not make a different word for the other
And on a related note, why are there so many different ways to pronounce "...ough" in English? e.g. tough, although, bough, bought, cough, through, thorough, hiccough, laugh, lough.
There's a poem called The Chaos by Gerard Nolst Trenité which illustrates how hard English pronunciation can be."
Many years ago I had a stand in english teacher. She wrote on the board "ghoti" and asked, "What does that say?"
We all tried but no one succeeded. Then she said "Fish".
gh is "f" from enough, o is "i" from women and ti is the "sh" from attention. English ain't easy! |
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"What can 1st the chicken or the egg
The egg, dinosaurs were laying eggs long before the Chicken existed  "
Dinosaurs did not exist. The world was created 4000 years ago on a Tuesday |
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"What can 1st the chicken or the egg
The egg, dinosaurs were laying eggs long before the Chicken existed
Dinosaurs did not exist. The world was created 4000 years ago on a Tuesday "
… can’t tell if taking the piss or just daft  |
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"What can 1st the chicken or the egg
The egg, dinosaurs were laying eggs long before the Chicken existed
Dinosaurs did not exist. The world was created 4000 years ago on a Tuesday
… can’t tell if taking the piss or just daft "
Prove they existed and not just a joke by God |
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"What can 1st the chicken or the egg
The egg, dinosaurs were laying eggs long before the Chicken existed
Dinosaurs did not exist. The world was created 4000 years ago on a Tuesday
… can’t tell if taking the piss or just daft
Prove they existed and not just a joke by God"
Prove dinosaurs existed???
Have you forgotten your pills this morning? |
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"What can 1st the chicken or the egg
The egg, dinosaurs were laying eggs long before the Chicken existed
Dinosaurs did not exist. The world was created 4000 years ago on a Tuesday
… can’t tell if taking the piss or just daft
Prove they existed and not just a joke by God
Prove dinosaurs existed???
Have you forgotten your pills this morning? "
See?Not a word of proof. |
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"Are oranges called oranges because oranges are orange, or is orange called orange because oranges are orange?
(I actually know the answer but just like typing orange) "
What is the answer then? |
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"People from an immigrant background (or married to an immigrant) blaming immigrants for all society's problems"
First generation English here.Bloody immigrants coming over here taking our benefits and using our NHS. Total disgrace lol |
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"Are oranges called oranges because oranges are orange, or is orange called orange because oranges are orange?
(I actually know the answer but just like typing orange)
What is the answer then?"
If i told you I would have to kill you |
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"People from an immigrant background (or married to an immigrant) blaming immigrants for all society's problems
First generation English here.Bloody immigrants coming over here taking our benefits and using our NHS. Total disgrace lol"
People making statements like this …..
Also, calling someone a cunt because they didn’treply |
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"Time travel. Films with time travel absolutely blow my mind  "
Basically they go back in time. Some films may choose the 'change fate' approach which means you go back and anything you do affects the 'present' you came from.
Others have a destiny approach that the present always happened BECAUSE you have always been involved in going back in time and in the past.
You are WELCOME (boops nose) |
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"What can 1st the chicken or the egg
The egg, dinosaurs were laying eggs long before the Chicken existed
Dinosaurs did not exist. The world was created 4000 years ago on a Tuesday
… can’t tell if taking the piss or just daft
Prove they existed and not just a joke by God
Prove dinosaurs existed???
Have you forgotten your pills this morning?
See?Not a word of proof."
I’m still not sure if you’re being serious
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"People from an immigrant background (or married to an immigrant) blaming immigrants for all society's problems
First generation English here.Bloody immigrants coming over here taking our benefits and using our NHS. Total disgrace lol
People making statements like this …..
Also, calling someone a cunt because they didn’treply "
Aw,diddums |
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"Harry Potter
Basically he's a wizard
Thank you for that
I just don’t get the fascination with it…? "
People like magic as an escapism from the harsh realities of day to day life. |
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"What can 1st the chicken or the egg
The egg, dinosaurs were laying eggs long before the Chicken existed
Dinosaurs did not exist. The world was created 4000 years ago on a Tuesday
… can’t tell if taking the piss or just daft
Prove they existed and not just a joke by God
Prove dinosaurs existed???
Have you forgotten your pills this morning?
See?Not a word of proof.
I’m still not sure if you’re being serious
"
Still not a word of proof. Is the standard defence of made up dinosaurs to pretend not to understand English? |
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"What can 1st the chicken or the egg
The egg, dinosaurs were laying eggs long before the Chicken existed
Dinosaurs did not exist. The world was created 4000 years ago on a Tuesday
… can’t tell if taking the piss or just daft
Prove they existed and not just a joke by God
Prove dinosaurs existed???
Have you forgotten your pills this morning?
See?Not a word of proof.
I’m still not sure if you’re being serious
Still not a word of proof. Is the standard defence of made up dinosaurs to pretend not to understand English?"
Open a text book and not a bible
Prove “god” exists |
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"What can 1st the chicken or the egg
The egg, dinosaurs were laying eggs long before the Chicken existed
Dinosaurs did not exist. The world was created 4000 years ago on a Tuesday
… can’t tell if taking the piss or just daft
Prove they existed and not just a joke by God
Prove dinosaurs existed???
Have you forgotten your pills this morning?
See?Not a word of proof.
I’m still not sure if you’re being serious
Still not a word of proof. Is the standard defence of made up dinosaurs to pretend not to understand English?
Open a text book and not a bible
Prove “god” exists "
Don't need to, it's called faith. Someone told you dinosaurs existed and you believe that. All your dinosaurs were killed by a meteor. Except of course all the ones that survived and either evolved (birds) or stayed pretty much the same (crocodiles for example).How inconvenient having facts in the way.Btw we evolved from apes except of course there is a missing link proving we didn't.
But am teasing you,these silly facts shouldn't get in the way of your "truth" |
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"What can 1st the chicken or the egg
The egg, dinosaurs were laying eggs long before the Chicken existed
Dinosaurs did not exist. The world was created 4000 years ago on a Tuesday
… can’t tell if taking the piss or just daft
Prove they existed and not just a joke by God
Prove dinosaurs existed???
Have you forgotten your pills this morning?
See?Not a word of proof.
I’m still not sure if you’re being serious
Still not a word of proof. Is the standard defence of made up dinosaurs to pretend not to understand English?
Open a text book and not a bible
Prove “god” exists
Don't need to, it's called faith. Someone told you dinosaurs existed and you believe that. All your dinosaurs were killed by a meteor. Except of course all the ones that survived and either evolved (birds) or stayed pretty much the same (crocodiles for example).How inconvenient having facts in the way.Btw we evolved from apes except of course there is a missing link proving we didn't.
But am teasing you,these silly facts shouldn't get in the way of your "truth""
We have dinosaur skeletons, DNA, hell even their fossilised shit as proof of their existence. Faith In a false deity is lost on me sorry Enjoy your fairy tales |
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"What can 1st the chicken or the egg
The egg, dinosaurs were laying eggs long before the Chicken existed
Dinosaurs did not exist. The world was created 4000 years ago on a Tuesday
… can’t tell if taking the piss or just daft
Prove they existed and not just a joke by God
Prove dinosaurs existed???
Have you forgotten your pills this morning?
See?Not a word of proof.
I’m still not sure if you’re being serious
Still not a word of proof. Is the standard defence of made up dinosaurs to pretend not to understand English?
Open a text book and not a bible
Prove “god” exists
Don't need to, it's called faith. Someone told you dinosaurs existed and you believe that. All your dinosaurs were killed by a meteor. Except of course all the ones that survived and either evolved (birds) or stayed pretty much the same (crocodiles for example).How inconvenient having facts in the way.Btw we evolved from apes except of course there is a missing link proving we didn't.
But am teasing you,these silly facts shouldn't get in the way of your "truth"
We have dinosaur skeletons, DNA, hell even their fossilised shit as proof of their existence. Faith In a false deity is lost on me sorry Enjoy your fairy tales "
Once again sidestepped the facts I pointed out. Enjoy your blinkered view |
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"Are oranges called oranges because oranges are orange, or is orange called orange because oranges are orange?
(I actually know the answer but just like typing orange)
What is the answer then?"
The colour is named after the fruit. Apparently, prior to the word's introduction the nearest thing we had in English was the Old English word geoluread which means yellow-red. |
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"Why live and live have different meanings but the same letters, why not make a different word for the other
And on a related note, why are there so many different ways to pronounce "...ough" in English? e.g. tough, although, bough, bought, cough, through, thorough, hiccough, laugh, lough.
There's a poem called The Chaos by Gerard Nolst Trenité which illustrates how hard English pronunciation can be.
Many years ago I had a stand in english teacher. She wrote on the board "ghoti" and asked, "What does that say?"
We all tried but no one succeeded. Then she said "Fish".
gh is "f" from enough, o is "i" from women and ti is the "sh" from attention. English ain't easy! "
I like that! Good example of how screwy English pronunciation can be. |
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"Why the UK is 65 billion pounds in debt
Theres about 24 million properties in the uk paying approx £100 per month council tax.
Plus the millions gained from car road fund licence
The Government rake in about 60p per litre on petrol so that must be a huge amount.
Plus the millions of people paying tax on there wages
plus all the other things they charge vat on , food , cigarettes , alcohol etc etc etc .
Maybe dragons den type people and self made billionaires should run the country as they know how to run a business to make money , not to get it in serious debt."
If only we owed so little! The current UK national debt is £2,500 billion although once you include other government spending obligations such as future pension costs, that figure is more like £5,000 billion.
The £65 billion figure is presumably the current deficit which just means how much we have to borrow this year to cover the gap between government spending and tax receipts. |
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"Why live and live have different meanings but the same letters, why not make a different word for the other
And on a related note, why are there so many different ways to pronounce "...ough" in English? e.g. tough, although, bough, bought, cough, through, thorough, hiccough, laugh, lough.
There's a poem called The Chaos by Gerard Nolst Trenité which illustrates how hard English pronunciation can be.
Many years ago I had a stand in english teacher. She wrote on the board "ghoti" and asked, "What does that say?"
We all tried but no one succeeded. Then she said "Fish".
gh is "f" from enough, o is "i" from women and ti is the "sh" from attention. English ain't easy!
I like that! Good example of how screwy English pronunciation can be."
But the poem didn’t rhyme! |
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"Teenagers. A teenager we know is spending time with a boy, one on one, but they aren't going out with each other apparently, but they aren't allowed to see anyone else (do they are exclusive), and they are both saying they are single.
Sounds to us like they are dating each other
That’s not just teenagers , a 28 year old guy I work with has been doing exactly that, for about 6 months now, she feels the same .
He always corrects me if I refer to her as his girlfriend "
I just don't get it |
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"Time travel. Films with time travel absolutely blow my mind
Basically they go back in time. Some films may choose the 'change fate' approach which means you go back and anything you do affects the 'present' you came from.
Others have a destiny approach that the present always happened BECAUSE you have always been involved in going back in time and in the past.
You are WELCOME (boops nose)"
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