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After seeing another picture of a vegetable inserted into a vagina ( 2 cucumbers and 1 full corn is the toll so far ).
Why ? Is it a cheap dildo ? Is it better than a cock ?
Do you walk around the supermarket and see a butternut squash and think “ I’d ride that “ ?
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I can only think it's like a vegetarian not eating Quorn.
If I'm not having meat, it's Vege. Non of this fake meat stuff.
I will admit, my *faves* are the beer bottles and magnums of champagne. Adds a bit of risk. |
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I’m personally not into food play as a general rule, but I’ve used alternative items (for lack of a better term) to fuck myself in the past.
I think it’s the “everything’s a dildo if you’re brave enough” attitude  |
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"I can only think it's like a vegetarian not eating Quorn.
If I'm not having meat, it's Vege. Non of this fake meat stuff.
I will admit, my *faves* are the beer bottles and magnums of champagne. Adds a bit of risk. "
That’s just dangerous  |
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I’ve seen a whole pen pot’s worth of pens (coloured sharpies, looked like. Other pen brands are available), and a hammer, in photos on another profile.
Shortly after seeing it, I needed to buy my own hammer for putting furniture together. I’m standing in Homebase, with it in my hand and just thought - no WAY is that going near my…
So in summary, I agree. Human fingers, tongues or pre agreed body parts, sex toys or it’s not happening  |
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"I’ve seen a whole pen pot’s worth of pens (coloured sharpies, looked like. Other pen brands are available), and a hammer, in photos on another profile.
Shortly after seeing it, I needed to buy my own hammer for putting furniture together. I’m standing in Homebase, with it in my hand and just thought - no WAY is that going near my…
So in summary, I agree. Human fingers, tongues or pre agreed body parts, sex toys or it’s not happening "
guess what image I'm going to have in my head, the next time a mate tells me he got hammered last night .... |
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"After seeing another picture of a vegetable inserted into a vagina ( 2 cucumbers and 1 full corn is the toll so far ).
Why ? Is it a cheap dildo ? Is it better than a cock ?
Do you walk around the supermarket and see a butternut squash and think “ I’d ride that “ ?
The mr. "
Whaat! |
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"After seeing another picture of a vegetable inserted into a vagina ( 2 cucumbers and 1 full corn is the toll so far ).
Why ? Is it a cheap dildo ? Is it better than a cock ?
Not too sure about over stuff with veg but each to their own but over the years used different veg in training better that ridge vibatator and and can get different feeling and of course different lenghts and girths . and cheep and throw away cover in a condom and there you go .
Do you walk around the supermarket and see a butternut squash and think “ I’d ride that “ ?
The mr. "
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"If you was a bird OP would you want to stick a cucumber up your front bum? Search deep within yourself and you’ll find the answer  "
Oh no I’d definitely have to test said lady bum, French stick should do it |
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"I’m personally not into food play as a general rule, but I’ve used alternative items (for lack of a better term) to fuck myself in the past.
I think it’s the “everything’s a dildo if you’re brave enough” attitude "
Understood!!! So it’s fair game for any long girthy object |
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"I can only think it's like a vegetarian not eating Quorn.
If I'm not having meat, it's Vege. Non of this fake meat stuff.
I will admit, my *faves* are the beer bottles and magnums of champagne. Adds a bit of risk. "
I’m still yet to discover, other objects, where have you been looking ?  |
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"I’m personally not into food play as a general rule, but I’ve used alternative items (for lack of a better term) to fuck myself in the past.
I think it’s the “everything’s a dildo if you’re brave enough” attitude
Understood!!! So it’s fair game for any long girthy object "
Haha, not quite, but I have a coffee mug that says so  x |
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"I’m personally not into food play as a general rule, but I’ve used alternative items (for lack of a better term) to fuck myself in the past.
I think it’s the “everything’s a dildo if you’re brave enough” attitude
Understood!!! So it’s fair game for any long girthy object
Haha, not quite, but I have a coffee mug that says so x"
Question is, have you took said cup by the horns, so to speak |
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"After seeing another picture of a vegetable inserted into a vagina ( 2 cucumbers and 1 full corn is the toll so far ).
Why ? Is it a cheap dildo ? Is it better than a cock ?
Do you walk around the supermarket and see a butternut squash and think “ I’d ride that “ ?
The mr. "
I blame Gordon ramsey |
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"I’m personally not into food play as a general rule, but I’ve used alternative items (for lack of a better term) to fuck myself in the past.
I think it’s the “everything’s a dildo if you’re brave enough” attitude
Understood!!! So it’s fair game for any long girthy object
Haha, not quite, but I have a coffee mug that says so x
Question is, have you took said cup by the horns, so to speak "
That would be dangerous and I’m not an advocate of that |
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I had a few ginormous carrots and cucumbers lol.. Its fun, especially if they get eaten later 
Its usually been a request from my DD
There was a profile on here with things popped up the fooff +bum items.. Double cucumber and baseball bat were my favourites |
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"I’ve seen a whole pen pot’s worth of pens (coloured sharpies, looked like. Other pen brands are available), and a hammer, in photos on another profile.
Shortly after seeing it, I needed to buy my own hammer for putting furniture together. I’m standing in Homebase, with it in my hand and just thought - no WAY is that going near my…
So in summary, I agree. Human fingers, tongues or pre agreed body parts, sex toys or it’s not happening "
I mind years ago someone had pics of them using a bedpost…the mind boggles |
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"I’ve seen a whole pen pot’s worth of pens (coloured sharpies, looked like. Other pen brands are available), and a hammer, in photos on another profile.
Shortly after seeing it, I needed to buy my own hammer for putting furniture together. I’m standing in Homebase, with it in my hand and just thought - no WAY is that going near my…
So in summary, I agree. Human fingers, tongues or pre agreed body parts, sex toys or it’s not happening "
Are you sure it was a real hammer?
There is a real dlido out there shaped as a hammer.
Google "love hamma" |
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