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Question for the lads mainly but others may join in
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over a year ago
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If I had a penis I'd make a bowl of jelly and leave it under my bed and whenever I was horny I'd stick my dick in but put some flour on my dick just to add a bit of grip so I wasn't slip slop sliding all over the place. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If I had a penis I'd make a bowl of jelly and leave it under my bed and whenever I was horny I'd stick my dick in but put some flour on my dick just to add a bit of grip so I wasn't slip slop sliding all over the place. "
that sounds sweet. Albeit a triffle messy.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How would you stroke your salamis if you had your hands cut off
What genius ideas do you have?
I somehow knew you’d make a thread about it. Let’s see if they can beat my suggestion!"
thats why i did it i know they wont beat mine |
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I've had a wank whilst in a chastity device, and spontaneously ejaculated (without even touching it) whist being pegged, so having a toss without hands really wouldn't be much of a challenges.
However, for the best advice on this, ask a twice-convicted Saudi shoplifter. |
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