Last night, we were in bed and mrs decided to give me a hand job. She said "grab a towel out of the clothes basket". It was dark so I grabbed a towel. Anyway, I came in said towel, only to realise I had grabbed her jumper from the wash basket! Lol, sorry love! At least she saw the funny side!! |
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" omg that sounds so funny!
Really?"
Yes really Blimp.
It's an absurdity of life encrusted onto a moment of reality and realisation. An accident I can see both their faces when the penny drops. It's the kind of honest mistake that gets written into sitcoms... and that happens to everybody in some way or other.
So ..... yes really |
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" omg that sounds so funny!
Really?
Yes really Blimp.
It's an absurdity of life encrusted onto a moment of reality and realisation. An accident I can see both their faces when the penny drops. It's the kind of honest mistake that gets written into sitcoms... and that happens to everybody in some way or other.
So ..... yes really"
A sit com like the young ones maybe but never in Terry and June?
Tissues always to hand, so to speak? |
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" omg that sounds so funny!
Really?
Yes really Blimp.
It's an absurdity of life encrusted onto a moment of reality and realisation. An accident I can see both their faces when the penny drops. It's the kind of honest mistake that gets written into sitcoms... and that happens to everybody in some way or other.
So ..... yes really
A sit com like the young ones maybe but never in Terry and June?
Tissues always to hand, so to speak?"
Terry and June..... same scene with gravy.
No one had sex in the young ones..... so it would have been similar scene Neils lentils and a t shirt.
Bottom ..... peeping tom gets passed a teatowel on fir....
Classic..... |
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"But thinking about it why would you have a teatowel in the bedroom? 
No one mentioned teatowels
What ever happened to tissues?
We don't all have a little gold box for tissue beside our bed."
I believe timez iz ard down there.
We have people to hold our tissues for us. |
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" omg that sounds so funny!
Really?
Yes really Blimp.
It's an absurdity of life encrusted onto a moment of reality and realisation. An accident I can see both their faces when the penny drops. It's the kind of honest mistake that gets written into sitcoms... and that happens to everybody in some way or other.
So ..... yes really
A sit com like the young ones maybe but never in Terry and June?
Tissues always to hand, so to speak?
Terry and June..... same scene with gravy.
No one had sex in the young ones..... so it would have been similar scene Neils lentils and a t shirt.
Bottom ..... peeping tom gets passed a teatowel on fir....
Classic..... "
Crumpet
I can’t remember any sharing of gravy scenes in Terry and June?
In men behaving badly I seem to remember, in one episode, observing some projectile staining on Debs snide cashmere jumper. |
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" omg that sounds so funny!
Really?
Yes really Blimp.
It's an absurdity of life encrusted onto a moment of reality and realisation. An accident I can see both their faces when the penny drops. It's the kind of honest mistake that gets written into sitcoms... and that happens to everybody in some way or other.
So ..... yes really"
In a sit-com, it would be thier only jumper and, because it's freezing outside and they'd have no choice but to wear their cum stained jumper to work and would spend all day trying to hide away from people so it wouldn't be seen... Now that's funny.
In my head this would a Monica and Chandler scenario. |
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It's an absurdity of life encrusted onto a moment of reality and realisation.
And the spunk is encrusted onto the wife's jumper"
Depending on the location it could be passed of as a broach..........abstract in content! |
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" omg that sounds so funny!
Really?
Yes really Blimp.
It's an absurdity of life encrusted onto a moment of reality and realisation. An accident I can see both their faces when the penny drops. It's the kind of honest mistake that gets written into sitcoms... and that happens to everybody in some way or other.
So ..... yes really
A sit com like the young ones maybe but never in Terry and June?
Tissues always to hand, so to speak?
Terry and June..... same scene with gravy.
No one had sex in the young ones..... so it would have been similar scene Neils lentils and a t shirt.
Bottom ..... peeping tom gets passed a teatowel on fir....
Classic.....
Crumpet
I can’t remember any sharing of gravy scenes in Terry and June?
In men behaving badly I seem to remember, in one episode, observing some projectile staining on Debs snide cashmere jumper. "
Perhaps it was One foot in the Gravy, The Good Life or George and Mildred did you laugh when it happened in Men Behaving Badly ? |
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" omg that sounds so funny!
Really?
Yes really Blimp.
It's an absurdity of life encrusted onto a moment of reality and realisation. An accident I can see both their faces when the penny drops. It's the kind of honest mistake that gets written into sitcoms... and that happens to everybody in some way or other.
So ..... yes really
A sit com like the young ones maybe but never in Terry and June?
Tissues always to hand, so to speak?
Terry and June..... same scene with gravy.
No one had sex in the young ones..... so it would have been similar scene Neils lentils and a t shirt.
Bottom ..... peeping tom gets passed a teatowel on fir....
Classic.....
Crumpet
I can’t remember any sharing of gravy scenes in Terry and June?
In men behaving badly I seem to remember, in one episode, observing some projectile staining on Debs snide cashmere jumper.
Perhaps it was One foot in the Gravy, The Good Life or George and Mildred did you laugh when it happened in Men Behaving Badly ? "
Wait a minute I am getting confused I think it was Bless this house and don’t use the towels? |
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" omg that sounds so funny!
Really?
Yes really Blimp.
It's an absurdity of life encrusted onto a moment of reality and realisation. An accident I can see both their faces when the penny drops. It's the kind of honest mistake that gets written into sitcoms... and that happens to everybody in some way or other.
So ..... yes really
A sit com like the young ones maybe but never in Terry and June?
Tissues always to hand, so to speak?
Terry and June..... same scene with gravy.
No one had sex in the young ones..... so it would have been similar scene Neils lentils and a t shirt.
Bottom ..... peeping tom gets passed a teatowel on fir....
Classic.....
Crumpet
I can’t remember any sharing of gravy scenes in Terry and June?
In men behaving badly I seem to remember, in one episode, observing some projectile staining on Debs snide cashmere jumper.
Perhaps it was One foot in the Gravy, The Good Life or George and Mildred did you laugh when it happened in Men Behaving Badly ?
Wait a minute I am getting confused I think it was Bless this house and don’t use the towels?"
I'm running out of sitcoms...... I up your Bless this house with 2.4 children |
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" omg that sounds so funny!
Really?
Yes really Blimp.
It's an absurdity of life encrusted onto a moment of reality and realisation. An accident I can see both their faces when the penny drops. It's the kind of honest mistake that gets written into sitcoms... and that happens to everybody in some way or other.
So ..... yes really
A sit com like the young ones maybe but never in Terry and June?
Tissues always to hand, so to speak?
Terry and June..... same scene with gravy.
No one had sex in the young ones..... so it would have been similar scene Neils lentils and a t shirt.
Bottom ..... peeping tom gets passed a teatowel on fir....
Classic.....
Crumpet
I can’t remember any sharing of gravy scenes in Terry and June?
In men behaving badly I seem to remember, in one episode, observing some projectile staining on Debs snide cashmere jumper.
Perhaps it was One foot in the Gravy, The Good Life or George and Mildred did you laugh when it happened in Men Behaving Badly ?
Wait a minute I am getting confused I think it was Bless this house and don’t use the towels?
I'm running out of sitcoms...... I up your Bless this house with 2.4 children"
I raise you with Episodes of Ever Decreasing Circles.........Martin wouldn’t have used a jumper or towel. |
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You do realise Sally and Granny we have hijacked this thread and kept it alive for far longer than it should?
I can see now the OP loading a delicate ot woollens wash into the hotpoint and a silent breakfast for the ejaculator! |
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I can see now the OP loading a delicate ot woollens wash into the hotpoint and a silent breakfast for the ejaculator! "
But the Mrs "saw the funny side". They will be dipping their runny yolks and giggling |
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" omg that sounds so funny!
Really?
Yes really Blimp.
It's an absurdity of life encrusted onto a moment of reality and realisation. An accident I can see both their faces when the penny drops. It's the kind of honest mistake that gets written into sitcoms... and that happens to everybody in some way or other.
So ..... yes really
A sit com like the young ones maybe but never in Terry and June?
Tissues always to hand, so to speak?
Terry and June..... same scene with gravy.
No one had sex in the young ones..... so it would have been similar scene Neils lentils and a t shirt.
Bottom ..... peeping tom gets passed a teatowel on fir....
Classic.....
Crumpet
I can’t remember any sharing of gravy scenes in Terry and June?
In men behaving badly I seem to remember, in one episode, observing some projectile staining on Debs snide cashmere jumper.
Perhaps it was One foot in the Gravy, The Good Life or George and Mildred did you laugh when it happened in Men Behaving Badly ?
Wait a minute I am getting confused I think it was Bless this house and don’t use the towels?
I'm running out of sitcoms...... I up your Bless this house with 2.4 children
I raise you with Episodes of Ever Decreasing Circles.........Martin wouldn’t have used a jumper or towel."
I'm 'Not Going Out' on a throw of Ever Decreasing Circles....... I'm laying down 'My Family' |
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I can see now the OP loading a delicate ot woollens wash into the hotpoint and a silent breakfast for the ejaculator!
But the Mrs "saw the funny side". They will be dipping their runny yolks and giggling"
ewwwwwwww I've heard some awful euphemisms in my time .... |
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" omg that sounds so funny!
Really?
Yes really Blimp.
It's an absurdity of life encrusted onto a moment of reality and realisation. An accident I can see both their faces when the penny drops. It's the kind of honest mistake that gets written into sitcoms... and that happens to everybody in some way or other.
So ..... yes really
A sit com like the young ones maybe but never in Terry and June?
Tissues always to hand, so to speak?
Terry and June..... same scene with gravy.
No one had sex in the young ones..... so it would have been similar scene Neils lentils and a t shirt.
Bottom ..... peeping tom gets passed a teatowel on fir....
Classic.....
Crumpet
I can’t remember any sharing of gravy scenes in Terry and June?
In men behaving badly I seem to remember, in one episode, observing some projectile staining on Debs snide cashmere jumper.
Perhaps it was One foot in the Gravy, The Good Life or George and Mildred did you laugh when it happened in Men Behaving Badly ?
Wait a minute I am getting confused I think it was Bless this house and don’t use the towels?
I'm running out of sitcoms...... I up your Bless this house with 2.4 children
I raise you with Episodes of Ever Decreasing Circles.........Martin wouldn’t have used a jumper or towel.
I'm 'Not Going Out' on a throw of Ever Decreasing Circles....... I'm laying down 'My Family' "
Covered with The Good Life and raise with a Keeping Up Appearances |
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" omg that sounds so funny!
Really?
Yes really Blimp.
It's an absurdity of life encrusted onto a moment of reality and realisation. An accident I can see both their faces when the penny drops. It's the kind of honest mistake that gets written into sitcoms... and that happens to everybody in some way or other.
So ..... yes really
A sit com like the young ones maybe but never in Terry and June?
Tissues always to hand, so to speak?
Terry and June..... same scene with gravy.
No one had sex in the young ones..... so it would have been similar scene Neils lentils and a t shirt.
Bottom ..... peeping tom gets passed a teatowel on fir....
Classic.....
Crumpet
I can’t remember any sharing of gravy scenes in Terry and June?
In men behaving badly I seem to remember, in one episode, observing some projectile staining on Debs snide cashmere jumper.
Perhaps it was One foot in the Gravy, The Good Life or George and Mildred did you laugh when it happened in Men Behaving Badly ?
Wait a minute I am getting confused I think it was Bless this house and don’t use the towels?
I'm running out of sitcoms...... I up your Bless this house with 2.4 children
I raise you with Episodes of Ever Decreasing Circles.........Martin wouldn’t have used a jumper or towel.
I'm 'Not Going Out' on a throw of Ever Decreasing Circles....... I'm laying down 'My Family'
Covered with The Good Life and raise with a Keeping Up Appearances "
The Good Life was already in my hand. Can you better anyone who is To the Manor Born ? |
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" omg that sounds so funny!
Really?
Yes really Blimp.
It's an absurdity of life encrusted onto a moment of reality and realisation. An accident I can see both their faces when the penny drops. It's the kind of honest mistake that gets written into sitcoms... and that happens to everybody in some way or other.
So ..... yes really
A sit com like the young ones maybe but never in Terry and June?
Tissues always to hand, so to speak?
Terry and June..... same scene with gravy.
No one had sex in the young ones..... so it would have been similar scene Neils lentils and a t shirt.
Bottom ..... peeping tom gets passed a teatowel on fir....
Classic.....
Crumpet
I can’t remember any sharing of gravy scenes in Terry and June?
In men behaving badly I seem to remember, in one episode, observing some projectile staining on Debs snide cashmere jumper.
Perhaps it was One foot in the Gravy, The Good Life or George and Mildred did you laugh when it happened in Men Behaving Badly ?
Wait a minute I am getting confused I think it was Bless this house and don’t use the towels?
I'm running out of sitcoms...... I up your Bless this house with 2.4 children
I raise you with Episodes of Ever Decreasing Circles.........Martin wouldn’t have used a jumper or towel.
I'm 'Not Going Out' on a throw of Ever Decreasing Circles....... I'm laying down 'My Family'
Covered with The Good Life and raise with a Keeping Up Appearances
The Good Life was already in my hand. Can you better anyone who is To the Manor Born ?"
I love Lucy........playing the Septic hand now |
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"Well that took an unexpected turn! In fairness the bizzare conversation was funnier than the actual event! Have a good Sunday you weirdos xx "
How did it end?
Did the happy ending ruin the jumper? Are the towels safe in the future?
We gotta know! |
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