Chuck Norris

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

THERE IS NO CHIN UNDER CHUCK NORRIS' BEARD. JUST ANOTHER FIST.

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've heard that when he does a push up he's not pushing himself up, he's pushing the world down.

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Loved it when he cropped up in the Expendables 2 !

100% pure cheese on toast!

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"THERE IS NO CHIN UNDER CHUCK NORRIS' BEARD. JUST ANOTHER FIST.

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Chin of fury then! On the other hand he may be sporting a second pens!

By *yrdwomanWoman over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

If Chuck Norris was on Fab he wouldn't be complaining women won't meet him. Women would be complaining that they couldn't meet Chuck Norris.

By *reenonionsMan over a year ago

Nr Exeter

But he got his butt kicked by Bruce Lee - big time......

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.