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"A San Miguel please "No problem my friend . Enjoy | |||
"Double vodka and Fanta pineapple please" how can I not refuse xx enjoy  | |||
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"Cherry Pepsi max please" ice and a slice | |||
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"Pint for Mr and a cocktail for the lady
Mr x "no problem my friends good to see you xx | |||
"Cherry Pepsi max pleaseice and a slice "Ooooo please | |||
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"Vodka and cranberry juice and better make it a double. "did I here you say triple. Feel you may be a karaoke queen . Will keep you in mind xxx | |||
"Just got in Mad Saturday Good Evening Mr Bus Coffee please "Latte ? Where have you been | |||
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"Just a non alcoholic (proper) ginger beer for me please" no problem mister . Enjoy  | |||
"A zombie please" on for a sesh my friend. | |||
"Cherry Pepsi max pleaseice and a slice
Ooooo please"done  | |||
"Guinness please " will join you in one Wonko. Cheers | |||
"A zombie pleaseon for a sesh my friend. "What’s a zombie? | |||
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"Archers and lemonade " perfect my friend. Xxx | |||
. Just leave bottle and glass. I can then serve myself | |||
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"Just got in Mad Saturday Good Evening Mr Bus Coffee please Latte ? Where have you been "Work Been a mad day  | |||
"Who’s buying "it's free . Off the back of a lorry . Xx | |||
"Australian red wine please . Just leave bottle and glass. I can then serve myself "perfect. Serious drinker | |||
"Just got in Mad Saturday Good Evening Mr Bus Coffee please Latte ? Where have you been
Work
Been a mad day "Relax now my friend you are in good company | |||
"Just got in Mad Saturday Good Evening Mr Bus Coffee please Latte ? Where have you been
Work
Been a mad day Relax now my friend you are in good company "Thank you sir | |||
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"A zombie pleaseon for a sesh my friend. "Hope you have a Tiki glass | |||
"Please may I get a Martini x" I can tell by the way you asked for your drink you are a vixen. Sexy lady . Will be my pleasure xxx | |||
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"san miquel for me please.." ola senior. Fluent in Spanish. No problem. Enjoy | |||
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"Whatever will make me forget my woes the fastest "Pina Colada. Works for me . | |||
"Whatever will make me forget my woes the fastest Pina Colada. Works for me . "I like pina coladas | |||
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"Whatever will make me forget my woes the fastest Pina Colada. Works for me .
I like pina coladas "there you go Saturday night underway | |||
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"Tia Maria and orange juice plz" Perfect you lovely couple xx Enjoy | |||
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"and a black russian please feel like gettin pissed" Saturday night it is in the rules. No work tomorrow | |||
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"Pornstar Martini, and a dark and stormy please" who is having what so I know whether I put an umbrella in or not. Good Evening my friends .xx | |||
"Lord Nelsons rum over ice for me (Boo) Cherry for (Be) " perfect. Dolly And Kenny Karaoke. ? Xx | |||
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"A spiced rum and apple juice please "Good Evening my Friend. Another Foxy lady in the bar . Respect this lady xxx | |||
"Large bacardi and diet cola please" So polite . Pleasure is all mine. God I love Saturdays xx | |||
"Guinness for me please! " Man's Man . Enjoy . Extra cold ? | |||
"Pornstar Martini, and a dark and stormy pleasewho is having what so I know whether I put an umbrella in or not. Good Evening my friends .xx "She is having the Martini, but I'll have a umbrella in mine as well | |||
"Pornstar Martini, and a dark and stormy pleasewho is having what so I know whether I put an umbrella in or not. Good Evening my friends .xx
She is having the Martini, but I'll have a umbrella in mine as well "Perfect . Bottoms up . | |||
"Guinness for me please! Man's Man . Enjoy . Extra cold ? "No thanks just the normal one please mate. I'll take some pork scratchings too. Ta! | |||
"A spiced rum and apple juice please Good Evening my Friend. Another Foxy lady in the bar . Respect this lady xxx "Thank you my lovely | |||
"Guinness for me please! Man's Man . Enjoy . Extra cold ?
No thanks just the normal one please mate. I'll take some pork scratchings too. Ta! "no problem | |||
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"Please may I get a Martini xI can tell by the way you asked for your drink you are a vixen. Sexy lady . Will be my pleasure xxx "Thank you kind Sire, I trust it was stirred? | |||
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"Bumboo on ice "No problem my friend. Not seen you in here before. Don't leave it so long . | |||
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"Nice cold pint of stella and whatever the lovely curious is drinking " Salford Stella Steady . | |||
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"Please may I get a Martini xI can tell by the way you asked for your drink you are a vixen. Sexy lady . Will be my pleasure xxx
Thank you kind Sire, I trust it was stirred? "Madam only the best for the best. I never loose it . Xxx | |||
"I’m off for vape and take a way Have fun you sexy lot "see you enjoy the evening | |||
"Opened up with a red stripe. Now on coors. " Go for it Saturday night why not . | |||
"I’m off for vape and take a way Have fun you sexy lot see you enjoy the evening "Ta my friend Ta care have lovely evening | |||
"A single malt with a local ale chaser please " Perfect Edward . Enjoy | |||
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"I am already on Corona, so I think I should move on to an espresso martini please sir NBVN x" Lovely Lovely Lady you know and I know never a chore . Good Evening to you and yours xxx | |||
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"Lord Nelsons rum over ice for me (Boo) Cherry for (Be) perfect. Dolly And Kenny Karaoke. ? Xx "Islands in the stream?? Definitely need the words up for that one and ear plugs for everyone else lols x | |||
"Guinness for me please! Man's Man . Enjoy . Extra cold ?
No thanks just the normal one please mate. I'll take some pork scratchings too. Ta! no problem "Lovely thank you my friend. That first won't last long, best line another one up! Cheers! | |||
"Thatchers Katie now Greenalls pineapple gin "Evening my Southern Friends. Sit down relax on its way xx | |||
"Whiskey and apple juice "Perfect mix . | |||
"Lord Nelsons rum over ice for me (Boo) Cherry for (Be) perfect. Dolly And Kenny Karaoke. ? Xx
Islands in the stream?? Definitely need the words up for that one and ear plugs for everyone else lols x "give you a shout when it's your turn xxx | |||
"Guinness for me please! Man's Man . Enjoy . Extra cold ?
No thanks just the normal one please mate. I'll take some pork scratchings too. Ta! no problem
Lovely thank you my friend. That first won't last long, best line another one up! Cheers! "On its way | |||
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"Rhubarb and ginger gin with lemonade for me please "Perfect fine lady from Fife. Enjoy xxxx | |||
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"Chocolate martini, please "A Dublin Cocktail on its way Geourgeous xxx | |||
"Guinness for me please! Man's Man . Enjoy . Extra cold ?
No thanks just the normal one please mate. I'll take some pork scratchings too. Ta! no problem
Lovely thank you my friend. That first won't last long, best line another one up! Cheers! On its way "Perfect, great service! | |||
"18 year old Cuban rum "Cheeky rascal mine is 19 years old . Good enough . | |||
"caipirinha" sophisticated lady. Always a pleasure xxx | |||
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"on the vodka and lemonade, watching the Purge tv series which is really sad seeing as it's my birthday and I am not in GC" Lovely Lady you kept that quiet Happy Birthday . 21 and never been kissed xxxx | |||
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"Pint off guiness and a rumplemitz please" The Man from Belfast I say yes. Evening my friend | |||
"Double disarano please ice only " like the stress on ice only . On its way | |||
"Negroni please " Got plenty in don't be shy to ask for another | |||
"Chocolate martini, please A Dublin Cocktail on its way Geourgeous xxx "Keep them coming, good reason to flirt with the bartender | |||
"Chocolate martini, please A Dublin Cocktail on its way Geourgeous xxx
Keep them coming, good reason to flirt with the bartender "will write my number on a napkin . Free drinks all night deal ??? . | |||
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"I am already on Corona, so I think I should move on to an espresso martini please sir NBVN xLovely Lovely Lady you know and I know never a chore . Good Evening to you and yours xxx "Please do join me for a drink when you have a chance, you deserve a break NBVN x | |||
"Pint off guiness and a rumplemitz please" Wow you drank the first one quick . On its way . | |||
"I am already on Corona, so I think I should move on to an espresso martini please sir NBVN xLovely Lovely Lady you know and I know never a chore . Good Evening to you and yours xxx
Please do join me for a drink when you have a chance, you deserve a break
NBVN x"give me ten minutes on the Karaoke at the moment. A Tom Jones Number as it happens . It's not unusual . xx | |||
"Whiskey and apple juice Perfect mix . "That’s the third time I’ve heard that in 24 hours. What have I been missing out on as I’ve never actually had it myself | |||
"Whiskey and apple juice Perfect mix .
That’s the third time I’ve heard that in 24 hours. What have I been missing out on as I’ve never actually had it myself "Try it and see will knock your socks off | |||
"Whiskey and apple juice Perfect mix .
That’s the third time I’ve heard that in 24 hours. What have I been missing out on as I’ve never actually had it myself Try it and see will knock your socks off "The next time I go to a pub I’m going to!! What’s the bar man having? I’ll get these | |||
"Whiskey and apple juice Perfect mix .
That’s the third time I’ve heard that in 24 hours. What have I been missing out on as I’ve never actually had it myself Try it and see will knock your socks off
The next time I go to a pub I’m going to!! What’s the bar man having? I’ll get these "so kind Bacardi and Coke please dear fellow | |||
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"Going retro tonight. Can I please have a Harney Wallbanger and what yo are having barman. "Harvey Wallbanger wow First time for a long time . Enjoy | |||
"Going retro tonight. Can I please have a Harney Wallbanger and what yo are having barman. Harvey Wallbanger wow First time for a long time . Enjoy "Cheers, it was either that or a blue lagoon. | |||
"Going retro tonight. Can I please have a Harney Wallbanger and what yo are having barman. Harvey Wallbanger wow First time for a long time . Enjoy
Cheers, it was either that or a blue lagoon. "Think you are due on the Karaoke . | |||
"Going retro tonight. Can I please have a Harney Wallbanger and what yo are having barman. Harvey Wallbanger wow First time for a long time . Enjoy
Cheers, it was either that or a blue lagoon. Think you are due on the Karaoke . "OK but I only know the Livin la vida loca | |||
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"Cj is having a carlsberg gold Mines a rose cider please" Evening my friends where have you been. Been looking out for you. Xxx | |||
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"Chocolate martini, please A Dublin Cocktail on its way Geourgeous xxx
Keep them coming, good reason to flirt with the bartender will write my number on a napkin . Free drinks all night deal ??? . "The night is looking promising | |||
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"Chocolate martini, please A Dublin Cocktail on its way Geourgeous xxx
Keep them coming, good reason to flirt with the bartender will write my number on a napkin . Free drinks all night deal ??? .
The night is looking promising "Put your coat on you have pulled xxxx | |||
"Waffle Sauce - Maple Pecan Imperial Brown Ale. 8.0 abv it's delicious." sounds stunning . You joining me xxx | |||
"Vodka and cranberry juice and better make it a double. did I here you say triple. Feel you may be a karaoke queen . Will keep you in mind xxx "I wouldn't say no to a triple and I am quite partial to abit of karaoke. | |||
"Vodka and cranberry juice and better make it a double. did I here you say triple. Feel you may be a karaoke queen . Will keep you in mind xxx
I wouldn't say no to a triple and I am quite partial to abit of karaoke. "sorted what's your song missy xxx | |||
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"Vodka and cranberry juice and better make it a double. did I here you say triple. Feel you may be a karaoke queen . Will keep you in mind xxx
I wouldn't say no to a triple and I am quite partial to abit of karaoke. sorted what's your song missy xxx "Gonna have to go with my all time classic - Call Me by Blondie. | |||
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