"To reproduce, a male spider spins a special web to catch his sperm and transfers it to his pedipalps, a second pair of appendages that function as sensory organs. He then goes in search of a female of the same species who is ready to mate."
Hey ladies - fancy a bloke running after you with a hanky full of cold spunk? |
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By *abs..Woman
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I don’t like anything to do with spiders. I don’t even want to believe they are a thing.
I found out a few weeks ago that when we say at this time of year the spiders come inside from the cold that it isn’t correct - they are already in your house and it is the babies that have grown and come out looking for a partner to mate with  terrible thought. |
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"I don’t like anything to do with spiders. I don’t even want to believe they are a thing.
I found out a few weeks ago that when we say at this time of year the spiders come inside from the cold that it isn’t correct - they are already in your house and it is the babies that have grown and come out looking for a partner to mate with terrible thought. "
Nooooo!! |
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By *abs..Woman
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"I don’t like anything to do with spiders. I don’t even want to believe they are a thing.
I found out a few weeks ago that when we say at this time of year the spiders come inside from the cold that it isn’t correct - they are already in your house and it is the babies that have grown and come out looking for a partner to mate with terrible thought.
Nooooo!! "
So I was told by a person doing some studying. I’m no expert though  not a nice thought though. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I don’t like anything to do with spiders. I don’t even want to believe they are a thing.
I found out a few weeks ago that when we say at this time of year the spiders come inside from the cold that it isn’t correct - they are already in your house and it is the babies that have grown and come out looking for a partner to mate with terrible thought.
Nooooo!!
So I was told by a person doing some studying. I’m no expert though not a nice thought though. "
I think they were mistaken. Spiders definitely live at the bottom of the garden. |
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By *abs..Woman
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"I don’t like anything to do with spiders. I don’t even want to believe they are a thing.
I found out a few weeks ago that when we say at this time of year the spiders come inside from the cold that it isn’t correct - they are already in your house and it is the babies that have grown and come out looking for a partner to mate with terrible thought.
Nooooo!!
So I was told by a person doing some studying. I’m no expert though not a nice thought though.
I think they were mistaken. Spiders definitely live at the bottom of the garden. "
Thank goodness that! I can relax now |
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"I got told that they are territorial and will find their way back to their web even if you put them outside so as not to be a meany and kill them!"
Most spiders you find in the house are house spiders. Usually putting them outside is as good as a death sentence for them anyways. Or so I'm told |
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"They wipe their willy across your face when you are asleep
The bigger ones are generally the female so its not a willy on your face"
If she can get hold of the male who Is smaller she will have him for lunch so he has to appease her to relax her before mateing... |
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