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"Cushions.
My cushion’s act as my imaginary boyfriend though.
(That’s not a red flag, surely?) 
Have you named them?
(Basically is one called Sam?)
They are called Sam and Henrietta  "
*padlocks rabbit hutch* |
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"Cushions.
My cushion’s act as my imaginary boyfriend though.
(That’s not a red flag, surely?)
Have you named them?
(Basically is one called Sam?)
They are called Sam and Henrietta
*padlocks rabbit hutch*"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A bed so covered in bears and dolls and sh!t that it takes half an hour to get to the sheets 
Also a massive strap on left on the side and no lube to be seen anywhere!!! |
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"Absolutely nothing. Don't care as long as I'm getting my dick wet!!! 
As you are a Woman that surely would be difficult?? . You are actually a woman aren’t you and not a man pretending to be one are you??? "
It might be just a dick that belongs to her, rather than one that comes attached. See my post re. taxidermied bodies... |
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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago
Wherever I lay my hat in Europe NOT UK |
"Cushions.
Bugger (she said chucking cushions out the window!)
Love to (he said chucking Hornycouga 15 onto a pile of cushions!)"
Cushions retrieved; ready for a good chucking |
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"Cuddly toys. Worse still, dolls. Even worse if any of those dolls happen to be in a glass cabinet."
Came here to say this, anything that is something you really should remove when you become an adult |
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"Cushions.
What’s wrong with cushions? Is there an amount of cushions that would be acceptable before they were considered a red flag? 
One per room "
Brb stealing next door so I can have as many rooms as I have cushions |
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"Cuddly toys. Worse still, dolls. Even worse if any of those dolls happen to be in a glass cabinet.
Ha ha I have dolls in glass cabinet! Don't call me Cathy Bradford for nothing! x"
Doh! Hey, Cathy! |
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"Dirty MAC make-up brushes.
Garish furniture.
An empty bookshelf.
A travel guide to Tasmania lying on the floor next to the bed.
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Bags with lingerie of the wrong size, obviously belonging to some other woman.
Paint colour samples randomly stuck on walls.
A room where the door is closed and visitors are not allowed to look inside.
Special equipment for grinding "coffee beans" that are purchased from a specialist "online company". |
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"Dirty MAC make-up brushes.
Garish furniture.
An empty bookshelf.
A travel guide to Tasmania lying on the floor next to the bed.
Bags with lingerie of the wrong size, obviously belonging to some other woman.
Paint colour samples randomly stuck on walls.
A room where the door is closed and visitors are not allowed to look inside.
Special equipment for grinding "coffee beans" that are purchased from a specialist "online company"."
Bottles labelled "acid" in bathroom. |
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"Dirty MAC make-up brushes.
Garish furniture.
An empty bookshelf.
A travel guide to Tasmania lying on the floor next to the bed.
Bags with lingerie of the wrong size, obviously belonging to some other woman.
Paint colour samples randomly stuck on walls.
A room where the door is closed and visitors are not allowed to look inside.
Special equipment for grinding "coffee beans" that are purchased from a specialist "online company"."
Makes visiting men take home colour samples... |
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Don't rush to feeling safe, just because you think you've seen nothing of concern. Look for anything that is potential camouflage, or holding things inside. Best to get a room swept, even better the whole place. |
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"Don't rush to feeling safe, just because you think you've seen nothing of concern. Look for anything that is potential camouflage, or holding things inside. Best to get a room swept, even better the whole place. "
Hire a PI |
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"Dirty MAC make-up brushes.
Garish furniture.
An empty bookshelf.
A travel guide to Tasmania lying on the floor next to the bed.
Bags with lingerie of the wrong size, obviously belonging to some other woman.
Paint colour samples randomly stuck on walls.
A room where the door is closed and visitors are not allowed to look inside.
Special equipment for grinding "coffee beans" that are purchased from a specialist "online company".
Makes visiting men take home colour samples..."
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This is •almost• borderline allegorical. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mom answering the door
Small animals taxidermy
Being offered almond tea
I really want(ed) a taxidermy raven but my mum banned me from buying one."
Blessing in disguise.. |
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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago
west midlands |
"Cuddly toys. Worse still, dolls. Even worse if any of those dolls happen to be in a glass cabinet."
When you say dolls, what about funko pop figures of horror film characters like Pin Head and Michael Myers for example? On a book case filled with horror books? Just wondering if they count as dolls? Asking for a friend! |
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"Cuddly toys. Worse still, dolls. Even worse if any of those dolls happen to be in a glass cabinet.
When you say dolls, what about funko pop figures of horror film characters like Pin Head and Michael Myers for example? On a book case filled with horror books? Just wondering if they count as dolls? Asking for a friend!"
I'm not a horror fan, so sceptical. But tell your friend I'm happy to check them out in person and let her know!  |
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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago
west midlands |
"Cuddly toys. Worse still, dolls. Even worse if any of those dolls happen to be in a glass cabinet.
When you say dolls, what about funko pop figures of horror film characters like Pin Head and Michael Myers for example? On a book case filled with horror books? Just wondering if they count as dolls? Asking for a friend!
I'm not a horror fan, so sceptical. But tell your friend I'm happy to check them out in person and let her know! "
I'll be sure to tell her!! |
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