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In a man’s house or bedroom.
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
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"Imagine you’ve been invited to his place for the 1st time.
What are 3 red flags when you are there?  "
Shelves full of gonks or troll dolls.
A photo of Boris Johnson on the bedside table.
Severed heads on the bed posts.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A miniature sky remote
A bank of iPhones logged into Fab sending cut and paste messages.
“Treat with respect” painted in a wall.
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I hope you treat the man’s house with respect, no spilling drinks, banging headboard against wall and wearing heels in bed |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Imagine you’ve been invited to his place for the 1st time.
What are 3 red flags when you are there? "
The place stinks of Ganja
Dirty/untidy house
He is dirty and unkempt
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Just 3?
Unmade bed (revealing rice krispies as he pulled the covers straighter- he flicked them out of the way)
Stench of cat piss when he opens the front door (accompanied by constant miaowing and scratching at the doors)
Furniture - either no furniture, or so much stuff in the bedroom that you're literally squeezing past it all, even if it is tidy |
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Any items of bodily excretion.
Notes from a wife, including jobs lists to do before she returns
A jobs list for me, including washing, drying and meal cooking
Hidden, or displayed, video cameras
Mates gathered in the living room
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"Any items of bodily excretion.
Notes from a wife, including jobs lists to do before she returns
A jobs list for me, including washing, drying and meal cooking
Hidden, or displayed, video cameras
Mates gathered in the living room
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The hidden video cameras are the worst! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mates gathered in the living room
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That's happened to me.. Had to walk through the living room and say hi on mmy way through, and then same again on the way out |
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Oh boy this list is longer than I like….
Sweat smelling unwashed bedsheets
Dusty shelves
Shit stained toilets
Red light bulbs
Weed being grown in the same room
High on a first meet
Stinky trainers in the bedroom
Crumbs in the bed/ underfoot
Excessive bottles of lube everywhere
Pubes in the sink/ bathroom
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"True story...
No light in the toilet Poo up the walls in the toilet
Brother walking around in a t shirt and nothing else (he was in his 20s)
It was grim"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Three ladies have visited me from here. None left in a hurry, so I guess, I'm OK and not too frightening "
They did leave though... didn't they? Alive and well?
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