"I did the 20 second countdown to midnight poo so I could laugh at "same shit, different day" to myself.
Pictures or it never happened."
I ain't doing an Andy Dufraine and scooting through the sewer pipe (nothing to do with me being a chunky monkey now and not fitting) but knowing my luck I'd find someone else's, or god forbid, Mr Hankey |
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"I did the 20 second countdown to midnight poo so I could laugh at "same shit, different day" to myself.
Pictures or it never happened.
I ain't doing an Andy Dufraine and scooting through the sewer pipe (nothing to do with me being a chunky monkey now and not fitting) but knowing my luck I'd find someone else's, or god forbid, Mr Hankey "
I just spat my drink everywhere reading that lol |
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"Couldn't give less shit 
Just playing with words. No offence intended. Just a pun.
T.
Try some prunes.
Have you ever tried prunes in chocolate? Yum.
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That’s a combination I’m yet to sample.
I just need the prunes and it’s on.
You recommend? |
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"Couldn't give less shit
Just playing with words. No offence intended. Just a pun.
T.
Try some prunes.
Have you ever tried prunes in chocolate? Yum.
That’s a combination I’m yet to sample.
I just need the prunes and it’s on.
You recommend?"
Hell yes.
Can't promise chocolate won't clog you up. Its a battle. |
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"I did the 20 second countdown to midnight poo so I could laugh at "same shit, different day" to myself.
Pictures or it never happened.
I ain't doing an Andy Dufraine and scooting through the sewer pipe (nothing to do with me being a chunky monkey now and not fitting) but knowing my luck I'd find someone else's, or god forbid, Mr Hankey "
This ain’t the clawclank redemption !
I just wanna see you take a shit already. |
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"I did the 20 second countdown to midnight poo so I could laugh at "same shit, different day" to myself.
Pictures or it never happened.
I ain't doing an Andy Dufraine and scooting through the sewer pipe (nothing to do with me being a chunky monkey now and not fitting) but knowing my luck I'd find someone else's, or god forbid, Mr Hankey
This ain’t the clawclank redemption !
I just wanna see you take a shit already."
https://youtu.be/79TriCpMKfs |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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"Goodness, no 
Babsy spice doesn’t poo.
Your beautiful bum hole always looks so sparkly and tasteful.
In my fantasy it tastes like mini haribo jelly babies."
 I love that!
Haribo Jelly Babies happen to be my favourite  |
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"Fuck sake. I was thinking to myself, this cunt is funny, I reckon we'd get on.
Then I looked at the profile.
How the fuck are ya? "
Full of kraken and suddenly very tired.
This could of been a beautiful thread too!
I’m gonna talk to you tomorrow if I can hack my way through your heaving inbox.
Please send that video of you taking a shit xx |
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"Goodness, no
Babsy spice doesn’t poo.
Your beautiful bum hole always looks so sparkly and tasteful.
In my fantasy it tastes like mini haribo jelly babies.
I love that!
Haribo Jelly Babies happen to be my favourite "
We have so much in common.
Let’s rim each other soon. |
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"Couldn't give less shit
Just playing with words. No offence intended. Just a pun.
T.
Try some prunes.
Have you ever tried prunes in chocolate? Yum.
That’s a combination I’m yet to sample.
I just need the prunes and it’s on.
You recommend?
Hell yes.
Can't promise chocolate won't clog you up. Its a battle."
You can clog me up soon.
Unless this is the lady posting and in that case I’ll clog you up with my beautiful penis.
Good night to you both kiss |
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By *abs..Woman
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"Goodness, no
Babsy spice doesn’t poo.
Your beautiful bum hole always looks so sparkly and tasteful.
In my fantasy it tastes like mini haribo jelly babies.
I love that!
Haribo Jelly Babies happen to be my favourite
We have so much in common.
Let’s rim each other soon."
I’ll book you in for Thursday, don’t forget to douche  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Couldn't give less shit
Just playing with words. No offence intended. Just a pun.
T.
Try some prunes.
Have you ever tried prunes in chocolate? Yum.
That’s a combination I’m yet to sample.
I just need the prunes and it’s on.
You recommend?
Hell yes.
Can't promise chocolate won't clog you up. Its a battle.
You can clog me up soon.
Unless this is the lady posting and in that case I’ll clog you up with my beautiful penis.
Good night to you both kiss"
Ha. Can't get used to all this signing off separately palava
That's convenient. The air vents seem blocked.
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