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Following on from the 80's post, whats the best put down you have heard from a celebrity?
Mine again from Alice Cooper. Giving a tv interview for MTV, he was asked his opinion of Marilyn Manson.
"A man with a womans name and wearing makeup, singing about death and destruction. Oh how original"  |
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"Following on from the 80's post, whats the best put down you have heard from a celebrity?
Mine again from Alice Cooper. Giving a tv interview for MTV, he was asked his opinion of Marilyn Manson.
"A man with a womans name and wearing makeup, singing about death and destruction. Oh how original" "
an at-the-time unknown jimmy carr doing stand up in southsea.... to a heckler
" i'd call you a c*%$ but you have neither the depth or capacity to please "
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I remember the boxer Henry Cooper's reply to the woman anti-boxing campaigner who asked him "Don't you sometimes look at the mirror in the morning and think 'What an awful mess?'"
"Yes, " he said, "and maybe you look at the mirror in the morning and think 'What an awful mess!' Boxing is my excuse - what's yours?"
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I cant remeber the exact words but it was when the Sex Pistols were on the TV swaering and the interviwers remarks back was funny, maybe a put down but certainly funny |
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Possibly one of the most quoted put downs would be the one between Churchill and Lady Astor when she said..... 'Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your tea', his reply
'Madam, if I were your husband, I would drink it'!!!! |
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"I may be d*unk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
Dont think i have to mention who said it lol"
Notts? pmsl  |
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think it was joan collins? or possibly elizabeth taylor or zsa zsa gabor? after marrying her to boy was asked if she worried about the age gap and what could happen...replies if he dies he dies!! billy connely has got some of the best put downs ever! |
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"I may be d*unk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
Dont think i have to mention who said it lol"
Winston Churchill to Bessie Braddock
He also came out with a gem to a woman who said "If you were my husband I'd poison your tea".
To which he replied "If you were my wife I'd drink it".
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"I may be d*unk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
Dont think i have to mention who said it lol
Winston Churchill to Bessie Braddock
He also came out with a gem to a woman who said "If you were my husband I'd poison your tea".
To which he replied "If you were my wife I'd drink it".
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Thats my second favourite lol |
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My own personal one, a new years eve in fancy dress a looad of us out having fun. A rather rough woman came over and said, " fuck me but dont you lot luck like twats".
My instant reply which we still laugh about, "yes but at least we only do so one day out of the year".  |
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"My own personal one, a new years eve in fancy dress a looad of us out having fun. A rather rough woman came over and said, " fuck me but dont you lot luck like twats".
My instant reply which we still laugh about, "yes but at least we only do so one day out of the year". "
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Russell Brands come back to Bob Geldof for calling him a c**t at the NME awards
"Bob Geldof!! no wonder he knows all about famine, hes been dining out on 'i don't like mondays' for the past 20 years"
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A letter from George Bernard Shaw to Noel Coward (I think!)
Dear Noel
Please find enclosed two tickets for the opening night of my new play. Please bring a friend (if you have one!)
and the reply............
Dear George,
I'm busy that night - please send tickets for the second night (if there is one!)
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