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By *ittlebird OP   Woman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Good evening beautiful people and welcome to the Friday Nocturnal Thread©™ - with your special guest host for one-night-only Littlebird.

Tonight we’re going to be talking nonsense into the early hours here so why not come and join us?

My chosen specialist subject tonight is flirty flamingos - I am a Littlebird after all

Are you one? Would you like to find one? Do you like to stand on one leg? Are you another type of birdie?

Everyone is welcome to talk about your day, your plans for the weekend or maybe just the fact that Die Hard is indeed THE Christmas film. Fact.

The dress code for this evening ranges from Hawaiian shirts to total nakedness so don’t be shy, come say hello and we will make you feel welcome and flirt outrageously…

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By *ena AmourTV/TS  over a year ago

Chard

In

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By *eroLondonMan  over a year ago

Mayfair

Fuck!

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By *istyPeaksCouple  over a year ago

braintree

Well I’ve been practically 1 legged for the past 3 months

My outfit tonight is a wham t-shirt

It’s lovely to be here. I think I’ll have a pina colada…

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By *ena AmourTV/TS  over a year ago

Chard

Early worm catches the bird

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By *istyPeaksCouple  over a year ago

braintree


"Fuck!"

Language!!!!

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By *ena AmourTV/TS  over a year ago

Chard


"Fuck!"

Yes please!

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By *hat4funMan  over a year ago

Bath


"Well I’ve been practically 1 legged for the past 3 months

My outfit tonight is a wham t-shirt

It’s lovely to be here. I think I’ll have a pina colada…"

Caught in the rain of course

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"In "

Good evening Lena my beautiful friend! I am honoured to tell you you’ve won first prize tonight (beating you know who )

Your prize is a cocktail of your choice with extra umbrellas and of course a fabulous flamingo

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By *istyPeaksCouple  over a year ago

braintree


"Well I’ve been practically 1 legged for the past 3 months

My outfit tonight is a wham t-shirt

It’s lovely to be here. I think I’ll have a pina colada…

Caught in the rain of course "

With no yoga

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Fuck!"

Nero… the beautiful one! You have my but have won second prize tonight. Your prize is a cocktail, I was thinking Capirinha for your good self. Obviously served by your beautiful host

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By *ena AmourTV/TS  over a year ago

Chard


"In

Good evening Lena my beautiful friend! I am honoured to tell you you’ve won first prize tonight (beating you know who )

Your prize is a cocktail of your choice with extra umbrellas and of course a fabulous flamingo "

Thank you, most gracious hostess.

Sex on the beach please, make it a double!

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Well I’ve been practically 1 legged for the past 3 months

My outfit tonight is a wham t-shirt

It’s lovely to be here. I think I’ll have a pina colada…"

Oh Misty… you beautiful lady. I am here to serve you, and play with your boobies obviously. Pina Colada coming right up

Ps. I am Whams biggest fan

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By *lor2Woman  over a year ago

London

Good evening Littlebird and congratulations in holding the thread tonight

You will do amazing..

I think I am a dancing flamingo.. I am always messing about !!

X

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By *istyPeaksCouple  over a year ago

braintree


"Well I’ve been practically 1 legged for the past 3 months

My outfit tonight is a wham t-shirt

It’s lovely to be here. I think I’ll have a pina colada…

Oh Misty… you beautiful lady. I am here to serve you, and play with your boobies obviously. Pina Colada coming right up

Ps. I am Whams biggest fan "

Ooh if you’re playing with boobies I’m glad I didn’t go for the coconut shell costume

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Well I’ve been practically 1 legged for the past 3 months

My outfit tonight is a wham t-shirt

It’s lovely to be here. I think I’ll have a pina colada…

Caught in the rain of course "

Good evening Mr Chat… hope you’re well? And not too wet? Although wet is good. Obviously

Cocktail kind Sir?

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By *rtyIanMan  over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

I fell for a flamingo

It never happened

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"In

Good evening Lena my beautiful friend! I am honoured to tell you you’ve won first prize tonight (beating you know who )

Your prize is a cocktail of your choice with extra umbrellas and of course a fabulous flamingo

Thank you, most gracious hostess.

Sex on the beach please, make it a double!"

Coming up! In a pint. I am Northern after all

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Did there used to be a club called Pink Flamingo in Brighton? Hi Littlebird, is there a cocktail menu?

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Good evening Littlebird and congratulations in holding the thread tonight

You will do amazing..

I think I am a dancing flamingo.. I am always messing about !!

X"

Hi Flor and thank you so much

In at the deep end for me, and with my little legs

You most certainly are a dancing flamingo, lots of grace and obviously beautiful legs. Cocktail?

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By *eroLondonMan  over a year ago

Mayfair

I am, in my own inestimable way, somewhat tipsy. But not enough that I couldn't extend my warmest wishes to LíttlèBírd. I couldn't think of a more deserving friend to host this evening's Nocturnal.

With that said, I am currently entwined in a deadly embrace with PrinçessPuddle...who sends her regards in between our Naked Twister™ sessions. I have her locked my in my gilded dungeon.

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By *ena AmourTV/TS  over a year ago

Chard


"In

Good evening Lena my beautiful friend! I am honoured to tell you you’ve won first prize tonight (beating you know who )

Your prize is a cocktail of your choice with extra umbrellas and of course a fabulous flamingo

Thank you, most gracious hostess.

Sex on the beach please, make it a double!

Coming up! In a pint. I am Northern after all "

Perfect, In all pink tonight, I am a gurlie girl after all .

Will be falling off my perch later no doubt!

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"I fell for a flamingo

It never happened "

Good evening Mr Artylan. Hope you’re well this fine evening and thanks for joining us birdies.

I’m afraid the “dad” joke went straight over my head but then I am tiny

Cocktail fine Sir? How’s the thong?

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By *lephantisMan  over a year ago

Oxford

I am fresh out of Hawaiin shirts, so might I dress in white tie and tails, but wearing a lei?

Good evening, you iridescent darlings. Such tropical brilliance.

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By *lexm87Man  over a year ago

Various

Are ducks more interesting than flamingos?

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By *illowStarWoman  over a year ago

Hull

Good evening _ittlebird

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By *istyPeaksCouple  over a year ago

braintree


"I am fresh out of Hawaiin shirts, so might I dress in white tie and tails, but wearing a lei?

Good evening, you iridescent darlings. Such tropical brilliance."

Interesting look. Do you want to borrow my wham tshirt?

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Did there used to be a club called Pink Flamingo in Brighton? Hi Littlebird, is there a cocktail menu?"

Good evening Supanova. Hope you’re well? And I believe the club in question was most famous. I bet it was great for birdie dancing

You may choose any cocktail you desire. Tonight’s thread is all about desires after all

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"I am, in my own inestimable way, somewhat tipsy. But not enough that I couldn't extend my warmest wishes to LíttlèBírd. I couldn't think of a more deserving friend to host this evening's Nocturnal.

With that said, I am currently entwined in a deadly embrace with PrinçessPuddle...who sends her regards in between our Naked Twister™ sessions. I have her locked my in my gilded dungeon. "

Why thank you dearest Nero. I hope I will do you proud

And please extend our good wishes to princess. Naked Twister is just the best

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By *rettyflamingoWoman  over a year ago

Where the flamboyance of flamingos live

I am a flamingo

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By *istyPeaksCouple  over a year ago

braintree


"I am, in my own inestimable way, somewhat tipsy. But not enough that I couldn't extend my warmest wishes to LíttlèBírd. I couldn't think of a more deserving friend to host this evening's Nocturnal.

With that said, I am currently entwined in a deadly embrace with PrinçessPuddle...who sends her regards in between our Naked Twister™ sessions. I have her locked my in my gilded dungeon.

Why thank you dearest Nero. I hope I will do you proud

And please extend our good wishes to princess. Naked Twister is just the best "

Naked twister with baby oil is even better

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Good evening beautiful people.

Sorry I’m late as usual, will take a sit in my sulking corner and order a piña colada to honour the theme

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"I am fresh out of Hawaiin shirts, so might I dress in white tie and tails, but wearing a lei?

Good evening, you iridescent darlings. Such tropical brilliance."

Oh beautiful Mr Elephant

I’m sure your gentleman’s outfit will fit in just perfectly. As long as you have waved back hair like the beauty that was Mr George Michael

A cocktail of your choice Sir?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Die Hard is NOT a Christmas film!

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By *lephantisMan  over a year ago

Oxford


"I am fresh out of Hawaiin shirts, so might I dress in white tie and tails, but wearing a lei?

Good evening, you iridescent darlings. Such tropical brilliance.

Interesting look. Do you want to borrow my wham tshirt?"

I fear I may be too large for it, but if you are looking to remove it, I'd be honoured to help.

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By *istyPeaksCouple  over a year ago

braintree


"I am fresh out of Hawaiin shirts, so might I dress in white tie and tails, but wearing a lei?

Good evening, you iridescent darlings. Such tropical brilliance.

Interesting look. Do you want to borrow my wham tshirt?

I fear I may be too large for it, but if you are looking to remove it, I'd be honoured to help."

Oh thank you. I’ve suddenly come over very warm

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Good evening _ittlebird "

Good evening Willow

My best friend is here!!! My best friend

Please could all the lovely nocturnals welcome Ms Willow. My beauty of a bestie. Welcome to the forums beautiful. Love you

Oh and a large gin and lemonade for you beautiful. Coming up

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By *lephantisMan  over a year ago

Oxford


"I am fresh out of Hawaiin shirts, so might I dress in white tie and tails, but wearing a lei?

Good evening, you iridescent darlings. Such tropical brilliance.

Oh beautiful Mr Elephant

I’m sure your gentleman’s outfit will fit in just perfectly. As long as you have waved back hair like the beauty that was Mr George Michael

A cocktail of your choice Sir? "

George Michael was a gorgeous man in every way. A huge heart. I shall do my best to emulate him.

And a cocktail would be marvellous - thank you! A Caipirinha would slip down beautifully.

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By *istyPeaksCouple  over a year ago

braintree

Hi Willow

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"I am a flamingo "

Oh my! We have a real flamingo here

Thank you for joining us. How are you this evening? You really have made my day attending the nocturnal

A delicious cocktail for you?

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By *ena AmourTV/TS  over a year ago

Chard


"Good evening beautiful people.

Sorry I’m late as usual, will take a sit in my sulking corner and order a piña colada to honour the theme "

Late is great and I will bring you a cocktail, sulking myself too. Though I may get up to throw pointy things at the wall (darts). Helps with feeling better I find.

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By *lephantisMan  over a year ago

Oxford


"Good evening _ittlebird "

Good evening, Willow! I shall avoid any obvious references to Scottish dancing, and merely content myself with remarking that any friend of our fair hostess is a friend of mine. You are most welcome.

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Good evening beautiful people.

Sorry I’m late as usual, will take a sit in my sulking corner and order a piña colada to honour the theme "

Hi beautiful Cherry. Are you well? Sulking is not allowed tonight my lovely as we have Wham on 11 so I will cheer you up with your delicious Pina Colada with extra umbrellas

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By *lor2Woman  over a year ago

London


"Good evening Littlebird and congratulations in holding the thread tonight

You will do amazing..

I think I am a dancing flamingo.. I am always messing about !!

X

Hi Flor and thank you so much

In at the deep end for me, and with my little legs

You most certainly are a dancing flamingo, lots of grace and obviously beautiful legs. Cocktail? "

Thank you hun.. I would love a Piña Colada please xxx

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By *lephantisMan  over a year ago

Oxford


"I am fresh out of Hawaiin shirts, so might I dress in white tie and tails, but wearing a lei?

Good evening, you iridescent darlings. Such tropical brilliance.

Interesting look. Do you want to borrow my wham tshirt?

I fear I may be too large for it, but if you are looking to remove it, I'd be honoured to help.

Oh thank you. I’ve suddenly come over very warm "

All the more reason to remove some items. Shall we set up a strip-poker corner?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Good evening to everyone. A fleeting visit for me since I have to work tomorrow, but a pretty little bird told me tonight's thread wasn't to be missed

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By *illowStarWoman  over a year ago

Hull


"Good evening _ittlebird

Good evening Willow

My best friend is here!!! My best friend

Please could all the lovely nocturnals welcome Ms Willow. My beauty of a bestie. Welcome to the forums beautiful. Love you

Oh and a large gin and lemonade for you beautiful. Coming up "

Love you too beautiful

I need that drink thank you

Love you to beautiful

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By *lephantisMan  over a year ago

Oxford


"Good evening beautiful people.

Sorry I’m late as usual, will take a sit in my sulking corner and order a piña colada to honour the theme "

Hello to the cherry on top of every meeting.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Evening fabbers

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By *ena AmourTV/TS  over a year ago

Chard


"Good evening _ittlebird

Good evening Willow

My best friend is here!!! My best friend

Please could all the lovely nocturnals welcome Ms Willow. My beauty of a bestie. Welcome to the forums beautiful. Love you

Oh and a large gin and lemonade for you beautiful. Coming up "

Good evening Willow, thats two things to do on holiday in Hull now!

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Die Hard is NOT a Christmas film! "

Oh Lorna you beauty! I’m so sorry to tell you this, but it’s not officially Christmas until Hans Gruber falls

My advent calendar tells me so.

Anyway pull yourself up a comfy seat, which cocktail would you like?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Good evening beautiful people.

Sorry I’m late as usual, will take a sit in my sulking corner and order a piña colada to honour the theme

Late is great and I will bring you a cocktail, sulking myself too. Though I may get up to throw pointy things at the wall (darts). Helps with feeling better I find."

Thanks, you’re a sweetheart. Let’s sulk and hate people together shall we? I’ll teach you how to dance salsa to blend in

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"Good evening beautiful people.

Sorry I’m late as usual, will take a sit in my sulking corner and order a piña colada to honour the theme

Hi beautiful Cherry. Are you well? Sulking is not allowed tonight my lovely as we have Wham on 11 so I will cheer you up with your delicious Pina Colada with extra umbrellas "

Not allowed? Oh damn, can I take Lena with me to the aforementioned strip-poker hula corner?

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By *istyPeaksCouple  over a year ago

braintree


"I am fresh out of Hawaiin shirts, so might I dress in white tie and tails, but wearing a lei?

Good evening, you iridescent darlings. Such tropical brilliance.

Interesting look. Do you want to borrow my wham tshirt?

I fear I may be too large for it, but if you are looking to remove it, I'd be honoured to help.

Oh thank you. I’ve suddenly come over very warm

All the more reason to remove some items. Shall we set up a strip-poker corner? "

Well I’ll strip if you poker

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Good evening beautiful people.

Sorry I’m late as usual, will take a sit in my sulking corner and order a piña colada to honour the theme

Hello to the cherry on top of every meeting. "

You’re jus too kind, Good Sir

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Good evening

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By *rtyIanMan  over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

Got lost but I am back and what a lush host xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Did there used to be a club called Pink Flamingo in Brighton? Hi Littlebird, is there a cocktail menu?

Good evening Supanova. Hope you’re well? And I believe the club in question was most famous. I bet it was great for birdie dancing

You may choose any cocktail you desire. Tonight’s thread is all about desires after all "

Very well thank you, I'll start with tea please, of the long island variety

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By *istyPeaksCouple  over a year ago

braintree


"Good evening beautiful people.

Sorry I’m late as usual, will take a sit in my sulking corner and order a piña colada to honour the theme

Late is great and I will bring you a cocktail, sulking myself too. Though I may get up to throw pointy things at the wall (darts). Helps with feeling better I find.

Thanks, you’re a sweetheart. Let’s sulk and hate people together shall we? I’ll teach you how to dance salsa to blend in "

Oh I’d love to be able to dance.

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By *ena AmourTV/TS  over a year ago

Chard


"Good evening beautiful people.

Sorry I’m late as usual, will take a sit in my sulking corner and order a piña colada to honour the theme

Hi beautiful Cherry. Are you well? Sulking is not allowed tonight my lovely as we have Wham on 11 so I will cheer you up with your delicious Pina Colada with extra umbrellas

Not allowed? Oh damn, can I take Lena with me to the aforementioned strip-poker hula corner? "

I like poke her, but I am not wearing very much already

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Good evening Littlebird and congratulations in holding the thread tonight

You will do amazing..

I think I am a dancing flamingo.. I am always messing about !!

X

Hi Flor and thank you so much

In at the deep end for me, and with my little legs

You most certainly are a dancing flamingo, lots of grace and obviously beautiful legs. Cocktail?

Thank you hun.. I would love a Piña Colada please xxx"

Coming right up… doing my busy dancing to George now

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Good evening beautiful people.

Sorry I’m late as usual, will take a sit in my sulking corner and order a piña colada to honour the theme

Late is great and I will bring you a cocktail, sulking myself too. Though I may get up to throw pointy things at the wall (darts). Helps with feeling better I find.

Thanks, you’re a sweetheart. Let’s sulk and hate people together shall we? I’ll teach you how to dance salsa to blend in

Oh I’d love to be able to dance."

I’m sure you’re more than capable, not to mention you’re also a sight for sore eyes

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By *lephantisMan  over a year ago

Oxford


"I am fresh out of Hawaiin shirts, so might I dress in white tie and tails, but wearing a lei?

Good evening, you iridescent darlings. Such tropical brilliance.

Interesting look. Do you want to borrow my wham tshirt?

I fear I may be too large for it, but if you are looking to remove it, I'd be honoured to help.

Oh thank you. I’ve suddenly come over very warm

All the more reason to remove some items. Shall we set up a strip-poker corner?

Well I’ll strip if you poker "

(Applauds.)

Also, yes to both.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Good evening beautiful people.

Sorry I’m late as usual, will take a sit in my sulking corner and order a piña colada to honour the theme

Hi beautiful Cherry. Are you well? Sulking is not allowed tonight my lovely as we have Wham on 11 so I will cheer you up with your delicious Pina Colada with extra umbrellas

Not allowed? Oh damn, can I take Lena with me to the aforementioned strip-poker hula corner?

I like poke her, but I am not wearing very much already "

You better play well then

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By *lephantisMan  over a year ago

Oxford


"Good evening "

Good evening! The Blues are in the house...I hope musically, rather than emotionally?

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Are ducks more interesting than flamingos? "

Good evening Mr Alex

My apologies for the delay.

I believe all birds are beautiful, unless they peck your eyes out. Does that answer your poser? Anyway pull up a comfy and help yourself to cocktails

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By *istyPeaksCouple  over a year ago

braintree


"Good evening beautiful people.

Sorry I’m late as usual, will take a sit in my sulking corner and order a piña colada to honour the theme

Late is great and I will bring you a cocktail, sulking myself too. Though I may get up to throw pointy things at the wall (darts). Helps with feeling better I find.

Thanks, you’re a sweetheart. Let’s sulk and hate people together shall we? I’ll teach you how to dance salsa to blend in

Oh I’d love to be able to dance.

I’m sure you’re more than capable, not to mention you’re also a sight for sore eyes "

2 left feet - but I find if I wiggle the boobs no/one notices the feet

good to see you too

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Good evening beautiful people.

Sorry I’m late as usual, will take a sit in my sulking corner and order a piña colada to honour the theme

Late is great and I will bring you a cocktail, sulking myself too. Though I may get up to throw pointy things at the wall (darts). Helps with feeling better I find.

Thanks, you’re a sweetheart. Let’s sulk and hate people together shall we? I’ll teach you how to dance salsa to blend in

Oh I’d love to be able to dance.

I’m sure you’re more than capable, not to mention you’re also a sight for sore eyes

2 left feet - but I find if I wiggle the boobs no/one notices the feet

good to see you too"

oh the old good shake the coconuts trick…I see

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"I am fresh out of Hawaiin shirts, so might I dress in white tie and tails, but wearing a lei?

Good evening, you iridescent darlings. Such tropical brilliance.

Oh beautiful Mr Elephant

I’m sure your gentleman’s outfit will fit in just perfectly. As long as you have waved back hair like the beauty that was Mr George Michael

A cocktail of your choice Sir?

George Michael was a gorgeous man in every way. A huge heart. I shall do my best to emulate him.

And a cocktail would be marvellous - thank you! A Caipirinha would slip down beautifully."

Well isn’t that just perfect as I was totally head over heels for George. I may not have been quite his type of bird though

A caipirinha coming right up. My favourite

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

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Hello Little Bird, hello nocturnal folk!

Happy Friday you lovely posters. I don't know about wanting to stand on one leg but I'm always happy if a man stands to attention for me....

(Yep. It's late. That's so bad!)

I don't want to be a bird, can I be a bat? I've been watching What We Do in the Shadows and Matt Berry can do no wrong.

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By *lor2Woman  over a year ago

London

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By *istyPeaksCouple  over a year ago

braintree


"I am fresh out of Hawaiin shirts, so might I dress in white tie and tails, but wearing a lei?

All the more reason to remove some items. Shall we set up a strip-poker corner?

Well I’ll strip if you poker

(Applauds.)

Also, yes to both. "

I can hardly wait

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By *rtyIanMan  over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

can i just have a beer in my elephant thon g

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Good evening _ittlebird

Good evening Willow

My best friend is here!!! My best friend

Please could all the lovely nocturnals welcome Ms Willow. My beauty of a bestie. Welcome to the forums beautiful. Love you

Oh and a large gin and lemonade for you beautiful. Coming up

Love you too beautiful

I need that drink thank you

Love you to beautiful "

always

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hello Little Bird, hello nocturnal folk!

Happy Friday you lovely posters. I don't know about wanting to stand on one leg but I'm always happy if a man stands to attention for me....

(Yep. It's late. That's so bad!)

I don't want to be a bird, can I be a bat? I've been watching What We Do in the Shadows and Matt Berry can do no wrong."

Good evening beautiful lady xx

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By *istyPeaksCouple  over a year ago

braintree


"

2 left feet - but I find if I wiggle the boobs no/one notices the feet

good to see you too oh the old good shake the coconuts trick…I see "

Covers a multitude of sins I find

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By *istyPeaksCouple  over a year ago

braintree


"can i just have a beer in my elephant thon g"

Would you not prefer it in a glass?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

drinking beer watching The Purge series on prime. Tomorrow is my birthday

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Good evening to everyone. A fleeting visit for me since I have to work tomorrow, but a pretty little bird told me tonight's thread wasn't to be missed "

Good evening Mr Shl. Thanks for joining us again and you’re right. Music and cocktails til the early hours. What’s not to like?

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By *ena AmourTV/TS  over a year ago

Chard


"Good evening beautiful people.

Sorry I’m late as usual, will take a sit in my sulking corner and order a piña colada to honour the theme

Hi beautiful Cherry. Are you well? Sulking is not allowed tonight my lovely as we have Wham on 11 so I will cheer you up with your delicious Pina Colada with extra umbrellas

Not allowed? Oh damn, can I take Lena with me to the aforementioned strip-poker hula corner?

I like poke her, but I am not wearing very much already

You better play well then "

Get me a long island iced tea and I might show you the river

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

2 left feet - but I find if I wiggle the boobs no/one notices the feet

good to see you too oh the old good shake the coconuts trick…I see

Covers a multitude of sins I find "

Not only pretty but also has the wits

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By *istyPeaksCouple  over a year ago

braintree


"Hello Little Bird, hello nocturnal folk!

Happy Friday you lovely posters. I don't know about wanting to stand on one leg but I'm always happy if a man stands to attention for me....

(Yep. It's late. That's so bad!)

I don't want to be a bird, can I be a bat? I've been watching What We Do in the Shadows and Matt Berry can do no wrong."

I love bats. There will probably be some in my next tattoo

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

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"Hello Little Bird, hello nocturnal folk!

Happy Friday you lovely posters. I don't know about wanting to stand on one leg but I'm always happy if a man stands to attention for me....

(Yep. It's late. That's so bad!)

I don't want to be a bird, can I be a bat? I've been watching What We Do in the Shadows and Matt Berry can do no wrong.

Good evening beautiful lady xx "

Hey lovely, x Hope you're well tonight?

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By *istyPeaksCouple  over a year ago

braintree


"

2 left feet - but I find if I wiggle the boobs no/one notices the feet

good to see you too oh the old good shake the coconuts trick…I see

Covers a multitude of sins I find

Not only pretty but also has the wits "

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Evening fabbers "

Good evening Mr Wonko. How are you this beautiful evening? Take a seat, be surrounded by pretty birdies and have a cocktail

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

hello

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hello Little Bird, hello nocturnal folk!

Happy Friday you lovely posters. I don't know about wanting to stand on one leg but I'm always happy if a man stands to attention for me....

(Yep. It's late. That's so bad!)

I don't want to be a bird, can I be a bat? I've been watching What We Do in the Shadows and Matt Berry can do no wrong.

Good evening beautiful lady xx

Hey lovely, x Hope you're well tonight? "

I am kinda, I’ve even come out of my sulking corner and joined a naughty hula strip poker corner

How are you my lovely??

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Good evening "

Good evening beautiful Blu. How are you tonight? Looking hot as usual

Any cocktail tickle your fancy?

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Got lost but I am back and what a lush host xx

"

Oh you really are too kind

Any cocktail on your to-do list?

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By *ot-AshMan  over a year ago

London

Good evening _ittlebird and my fellow flamingos....

I'm dressed in my finest 80s hawaiian shirt tonight listening to Whams greatest hits album.....

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Did there used to be a club called Pink Flamingo in Brighton? Hi Littlebird, is there a cocktail menu?

Good evening Supanova. Hope you’re well? And I believe the club in question was most famous. I bet it was great for birdie dancing

You may choose any cocktail you desire. Tonight’s thread is all about desires after all

Very well thank you, I'll start with tea please, of the long island variety"

Great choice! Coming right up

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Hello Little Bird, hello nocturnal folk!

Happy Friday you lovely posters. I don't know about wanting to stand on one leg but I'm always happy if a man stands to attention for me....

(Yep. It's late. That's so bad!)

I don't want to be a bird, can I be a bat? I've been watching What We Do in the Shadows and Matt Berry can do no wrong."

Hello Meli

And you can be a bat if you like… they are beautiful. As for standing to attention, that is most certainly the gentleman’s job so I’m with you there

Cocktail?

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By *istyPeaksCouple  over a year ago

braintree


"Good evening _ittlebird and my fellow flamingos....

I'm dressed in my finest 80s hawaiian shirt tonight listening to Whams greatest hits album..... "

Hi Ash. Looking hot

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"hello "

Good evening beautiful! How are you this evening? Did you get the required 8 hours sleep?

I really hope you’re up for some 80s Wham dancing tonight? And a cocktail obviously

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By *lephantisMan  over a year ago

Oxford


"I am fresh out of Hawaiin shirts, so might I dress in white tie and tails, but wearing a lei?

Good evening, you iridescent darlings. Such tropical brilliance.

Oh beautiful Mr Elephant

I’m sure your gentleman’s outfit will fit in just perfectly. As long as you have waved back hair like the beauty that was Mr George Michael

A cocktail of your choice Sir?

George Michael was a gorgeous man in every way. A huge heart. I shall do my best to emulate him.

And a cocktail would be marvellous - thank you! A Caipirinha would slip down beautifully.

Well isn’t that just perfect as I was totally head over heels for George. I may not have been quite his type of bird though

A caipirinha coming right up. My favourite "

You are too kind. By which I mean, of course, precisely the right amount of kind.

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Good evening _ittlebird and my fellow flamingos....

I'm dressed in my finest 80s hawaiian shirt tonight listening to Whams greatest hits album..... "

Oh lovely Ash. Thank you for joining the crazy Friday edition. Glad you’re sporting the right outfit and obviously the best album in the world… ever

I fear I may have spoken about Die Hard a little too much earlier though

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hello everyone

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By *ot-AshMan  over a year ago

London


"Good evening _ittlebird and my fellow flamingos....

I'm dressed in my finest 80s hawaiian shirt tonight listening to Whams greatest hits album.....

Hi Ash. Looking hot "

Thanks MistyPeaks..

I heard that the drinks were free,there was fun and sunshine enough for everyone....

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By *lephantisMan  over a year ago

Oxford


"Hello Little Bird, hello nocturnal folk!

Happy Friday you lovely posters. I don't know about wanting to stand on one leg but I'm always happy if a man stands to attention for me....

(Yep. It's late. That's so bad!)

I don't want to be a bird, can I be a bat? I've been watching What We Do in the Shadows and Matt Berry can do no wrong."

Matt Berry is the air that I breathe. I adore him, from Garth Marenghi to Toast via his superb voiceovers on animal documentaries.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hello Little Bird, hello nocturnal folk!

Happy Friday you lovely posters. I don't know about wanting to stand on one leg but I'm always happy if a man stands to attention for me....

(Yep. It's late. That's so bad!)

I don't want to be a bird, can I be a bat? I've been watching What We Do in the Shadows and Matt Berry can do no wrong.

I love bats. There will probably be some in my next tattoo"

How is the bee looking?

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By *istyPeaksCouple  over a year ago

braintree


"Good evening _ittlebird and my fellow flamingos....

I'm dressed in my finest 80s hawaiian shirt tonight listening to Whams greatest hits album.....

Hi Ash. Looking hot

Thanks MistyPeaks..

I heard that the drinks were free,there was fun and sunshine enough for everyone.... "

There’s only one thing missing…

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Good evening _ittlebird and my fellow flamingos....

I'm dressed in my finest 80s hawaiian shirt tonight listening to Whams greatest hits album.....

Hi Ash. Looking hot

Thanks MistyPeaks..

I heard that the drinks were free,there was fun and sunshine enough for everyone.... "

And that’s the cue to play Club Tropicana! Thank you Ash. Now everyone get your best dancing shoes on

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By *istyPeaksCouple  over a year ago

braintree


"Hello Little Bird, hello nocturnal folk!

Happy Friday you lovely posters. I don't know about wanting to stand on one leg but I'm always happy if a man stands to attention for me....

(Yep. It's late. That's so bad!)

I don't want to be a bird, can I be a bat? I've been watching What We Do in the Shadows and Matt Berry can do no wrong.

I love bats. There will probably be some in my next tattoo

How is the bee looking? "

I’ll just send you an updated pic

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By *nterblueMan  over a year ago

manchester

Good evening fine feathered friends.

I could sink a nice margarita or two.

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex


"hello

Good evening beautiful! How are you this evening? Did you get the required 8 hours sleep?

I really hope you’re up for some 80s Wham dancing tonight? And a cocktail obviously "

I didn't get 8 hours , for some reason I kept waking up but never mind .

I would like a fresh banana daiquiri please and I might do a bit of mum dancing once I've d*unk it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Unfortunately my dress code is joggers and a plain t shirt with crocs far from sexy

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By *orbidden eastMan  over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

very in

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By *ena AmourTV/TS  over a year ago

Chard


"hello "

Good evening, Dixon

I will being you a cocktail if you please and let Nero know you are here.

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By *ot-AshMan  over a year ago

London


"Good evening _ittlebird and my fellow flamingos....

I'm dressed in my finest 80s hawaiian shirt tonight listening to Whams greatest hits album.....

Oh lovely Ash. Thank you for joining the crazy Friday edition. Glad you’re sporting the right outfit and obviously the best album in the world… ever

I fear I may have spoken about Die Hard a little too much earlier though "

I had to sleep on the sofa last night

Can I please have a sex on the beach cocktail and something to nibble on...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

I fear I may have spoken about Die Hard a little too much earlier though "

No such thing as too much when it comes to the best Christmas movie ever!

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By *ena AmourTV/TS  over a year ago

Chard


"Good evening fine feathered friends.

I could sink a nice margarita or two."

My middle name, how did you know

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By *lephantisMan  over a year ago

Oxford


"Unfortunately my dress code is joggers and a plain t shirt with crocs far from sexy "

I'm so sorry. Which villain is forcing this demeaning uniform on you? I'm sure our fair hostess can lend you a loud shirt.

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By *ot-AshMan  over a year ago

London


"Good evening _ittlebird and my fellow flamingos....

I'm dressed in my finest 80s hawaiian shirt tonight listening to Whams greatest hits album.....

Hi Ash. Looking hot

Thanks MistyPeaks..

I heard that the drinks were free,there was fun and sunshine enough for everyone....

There’s only one thing missing…"

What's that?....

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By *istyPeaksCouple  over a year ago

braintree


"Good evening _ittlebird and my fellow flamingos....

I'm dressed in my finest 80s hawaiian shirt tonight listening to Whams greatest hits album.....

Hi Ash. Looking hot

Thanks MistyPeaks..

I heard that the drinks were free,there was fun and sunshine enough for everyone....

There’s only one thing missing…

What's that?.... "

The seaaaaaa. But don’t worry.

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By *ena AmourTV/TS  over a year ago

Chard


"

I fear I may have spoken about Die Hard a little too much earlier though

No such thing as too much when it comes to the best Christmas movie ever! "

I have a projector and it is in my (sky) box! Fancy a xxxmas filmathon

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By *istyPeaksCouple  over a year ago

braintree


"Unfortunately my dress code is joggers and a plain t shirt with crocs far from sexy

I'm so sorry. Which villain is forcing this demeaning uniform on you? I'm sure our fair hostess can lend you a loud shirt. "

I’ll distract him with boobs, can someone relieve him of the crocs…

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Hello everyone"

Good evening Magic Fingers. I have a friend called that, can I ask, is it true for you too?

Thanks for joining us tonight. Hope we can make you smile and do you fancy a cocktail?

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"

I fear I may have spoken about Die Hard a little too much earlier though

No such thing as too much when it comes to the best Christmas movie ever!

I have a projector and it is in my (sky) box! Fancy a xxxmas filmathon "

You bet your life. It’s in my top 5 ever films

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By *anSMan  over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Evening all ..

What we all drinking??

I got home from work about 30 mins ago, and I’ve already polished off two bottles of Kopparberg

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

I fear I may have spoken about Die Hard a little too much earlier though

No such thing as too much when it comes to the best Christmas movie ever!

I have a projector and it is in my (sky) box! Fancy a xxxmas filmathon

You bet your life. It’s in my top 5 ever films "

Yay, a social get together to watch Christmas movies! I’ll retire once the moment of debauchery comes

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Good evening fine feathered friends.

I could sink a nice margarita or two."

Good evening Mr Blue. Hope you’re enjoying our little part of birdie paradise?

A margarita or 5 coming up - we like large drinks up North

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Unfortunately my dress code is joggers and a plain t shirt with crocs far from sexy

I'm so sorry. Which villain is forcing this demeaning uniform on you? I'm sure our fair hostess can lend you a loud shirt. "

Just remind me please. Who. I said who. Is. Wearing crocs?

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By *ena AmourTV/TS  over a year ago

Chard


"

I fear I may have spoken about Die Hard a little too much earlier though

No such thing as too much when it comes to the best Christmas movie ever!

I have a projector and it is in my (sky) box! Fancy a xxxmas filmathon

You bet your life. It’s in my top 5 ever films "

Yipppeeekaaiiyaaaa kemosabi

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By *lephantisMan  over a year ago

Oxford


"

Well I’ll strip if you poker

(Applauds.)

Also, yes to both.

I can hardly wait "

Ah, your impatience is delicious. Intoxicating.

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By *ot-AshMan  over a year ago

London


"Good evening _ittlebird and my fellow flamingos....

I'm dressed in my finest 80s hawaiian shirt tonight listening to Whams greatest hits album.....

Hi Ash. Looking hot

Thanks MistyPeaks..

I heard that the drinks were free,there was fun and sunshine enough for everyone....

There’s only one thing missing…

What's that?....

The seaaaaaa. But don’t worry. "

It's too cold

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Unfortunately my dress code is joggers and a plain t shirt with crocs far from sexy "

Good evening Mr S and thanks for joining us. A cocktail perhaps? Take your mind off the crocs?

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By *istyPeaksCouple  over a year ago

braintree


"Good evening _ittlebird and my fellow flamingos....

I'm dressed in my finest 80s hawaiian shirt tonight listening to Whams greatest hits album.....

Hi Ash. Looking hot

Thanks MistyPeaks..

I heard that the drinks were free,there was fun and sunshine enough for everyone....

There’s only one thing missing…

What's that?....

The seaaaaaa. But don’t worry.

It's too cold "

Killjoy

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By *istyPeaksCouple  over a year ago

braintree


"

Well I’ll strip if you poker

(Applauds.)

Also, yes to both.

I can hardly wait

Ah, your impatience is delicious. Intoxicating."

As are you

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By *ena AmourTV/TS  over a year ago

Chard


"

I fear I may have spoken about Die Hard a little too much earlier though

No such thing as too much when it comes to the best Christmas movie ever!

I have a projector and it is in my (sky) box! Fancy a xxxmas filmathon

You bet your life. It’s in my top 5 ever films

Yay, a social get together to watch Christmas movies! I’ll retire once the moment of debauchery comes "

You don't get off that easy, I will have tied you both to the sofa before the rooftop scene!

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


" very in "

Good evening Mr East. Are you enjoying the birds of paradise? A cocktail perhaps, to cool you down a bit?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

We're having drinks in our freaky tiki shed so plenty of flamingos here oh & mooching on fab forums too x

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By *lephantisMan  over a year ago

Oxford


"

Well I’ll strip if you poker

(Applauds.)

Also, yes to both.

I can hardly wait

Ah, your impatience is delicious. Intoxicating.

As are you "

I'm positively dangerous when unbuttoned. Do be warned.

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Evening all ..

What we all drinking??

I got home from work about 30 mins ago, and I’ve already polished off two bottles of Kopparberg "

Good evening Mr Dan. Sounds like you were a tad thirsty? Well pull up a chair and surround yourself with beautiful birdies. A cocktail perhaps?

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"We're having drinks in our freaky tiki shed so plenty of flamingos here oh & mooching on fab forums too x"

Oh welcome to the butterflies

Thank you for joining us and your tiki shed sounds amazing

Enjoy your drinkies and mooching

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By *nterblueMan  over a year ago

manchester


"Good evening fine feathered friends.

I could sink a nice margarita or two.

My middle name, how did you know "

Fresh, fab and full of tequila

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By *nterblueMan  over a year ago

manchester


"Good evening fine feathered friends.

I could sink a nice margarita or two.

Good evening Mr Blue. Hope you’re enjoying our little part of birdie paradise?

A margarita or 5 coming up - we like large drinks up North "

My kind of party

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Unfortunately my dress code is joggers and a plain t shirt with crocs far from sexy

I'm so sorry. Which villain is forcing this demeaning uniform on you? I'm sure our fair hostess can lend you a loud shirt.

I’ll distract him with boobs, can someone relieve him of the crocs…"

hey I use to be anti crocs but once you get a pair they become a game changer

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Unfortunately my dress code is joggers and a plain t shirt with crocs far from sexy

Good evening Mr S and thanks for joining us. A cocktail perhaps? Take your mind off the crocs? "

I'd love a cocktail but unfortunately I only have a 4 pack of beers

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Good evening _ittlebird and my fellow flamingos....

I'm dressed in my finest 80s hawaiian shirt tonight listening to Whams greatest hits album.....

Hi Ash. Looking hot

Thanks MistyPeaks..

I heard that the drinks were free,there was fun and sunshine enough for everyone....

There’s only one thing missing…

What's that?....

The seaaaaaa. But don’t worry.

It's too cold "

Ash my beautiful friend. The sea is always warm in paradise

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By *ena AmourTV/TS  over a year ago

Chard


"

You bet your life. It’s in my top 5 ever films

Yay, a social get together to watch Christmas movies! I’ll retire once the moment of debauchery comes

You don't get off that easy, I will have tied you both to the sofa before the rooftop scene! "

Dont let go!!!

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By *istyPeaksCouple  over a year ago

braintree


"Good evening fine feathered friends.

I could sink a nice margarita or two.

My middle name, how did you know

Fresh, fab and full of tequila "

Oooh tequila shots!!!!! Let’s do it

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By *istyPeaksCouple  over a year ago

braintree


"

Well I’ll strip if you poker

(Applauds.)

Also, yes to both.

I can hardly wait

Ah, your impatience is delicious. Intoxicating.

As are you

I'm positively dangerous when unbuttoned. Do be warned. "

I have a hunch that I can take it

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"

You bet your life. It’s in my top 5 ever films

Yay, a social get together to watch Christmas movies! I’ll retire once the moment of debauchery comes

You don't get off that easy, I will have tied you both to the sofa before the rooftop scene!

Dont let go!!!"

I LOVE your new profile pic

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Good evening fine feathered friends.

I could sink a nice margarita or two.

Good evening Mr Blue. Hope you’re enjoying our little part of birdie paradise?

A margarita or 5 coming up - we like large drinks up North

My kind of party "

Come on over

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By *lephantisMan  over a year ago

Oxford


"

Well I’ll strip if you poker

(Applauds.)

Also, yes to both.

I can hardly wait

Ah, your impatience is delicious. Intoxicating.

As are you

I'm positively dangerous when unbuttoned. Do be warned.

I have a hunch that I can take it "

Good Lord, it's warm in here. I may have to loosen my tie.

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Unfortunately my dress code is joggers and a plain t shirt with crocs far from sexy

Good evening Mr S and thanks for joining us. A cocktail perhaps? Take your mind off the crocs? I'd love a cocktail but unfortunately I only have a 4 pack of beers "

Well turn up Wham to 11 and put some lime in your beer then you’ll have yourself a cocktail

I’m a good problem solver me

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Unfortunately my dress code is joggers and a plain t shirt with crocs far from sexy

I'm so sorry. Which villain is forcing this demeaning uniform on you? I'm sure our fair hostess can lend you a loud shirt.

I’ll distract him with boobs, can someone relieve him of the crocs… hey I use to be anti crocs but once you get a pair they become a game changer "

Actually dear Sir. I’ve heard this. I presume they’re seriously comfy?

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By *ena AmourTV/TS  over a year ago

Chard


"

You bet your life. It’s in my top 5 ever films

Yay, a social get together to watch Christmas movies! I’ll retire once the moment of debauchery comes

You don't get off that easy, I will have tied you both to the sofa before the rooftop scene!

Dont let go!!!

I LOVE your new profile pic "

Just hope lorna doesn't turn up!!!

He is almost as tall dark and handsome as me, without my blonde wig!

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By *lexm87Man  over a year ago

Various

I came here looking for a sensible discussion about Die Hard and its place amongst the best of the festive films.

Instead, I have been approached by a number of scantily clad women who all seem to want to argue with me about my views on flamingos.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Unfortunately my dress code is joggers and a plain t shirt with crocs far from sexy

I'm so sorry. Which villain is forcing this demeaning uniform on you? I'm sure our fair hostess can lend you a loud shirt.

I’ll distract him with boobs, can someone relieve him of the crocs… hey I use to be anti crocs but once you get a pair they become a game changer

Actually dear Sir. I’ve heard this. I presume they’re seriously comfy? "

the comfiest things on earth. I promise you. And I'm saying this as a trainer collector

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By *istyPeaksCouple  over a year ago

braintree


"I came here looking for a sensible discussion about Die Hard and its place amongst the best of the festive films.

Instead, I have been approached by a number of scantily clad women who all seem to want to argue with me about my views on flamingos. "

Hi there

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

You bet your life. It’s in my top 5 ever films

Yay, a social get together to watch Christmas movies! I’ll retire once the moment of debauchery comes

You don't get off that easy, I will have tied you both to the sofa before the rooftop scene!

Dont let go!!!

I LOVE your new profile pic "

Epic

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"I came here looking for a sensible discussion about Die Hard and its place amongst the best of the festive films.

Instead, I have been approached by a number of scantily clad women who all seem to want to argue with me about my views on flamingos. "

Oh Mr Alex. I hope we haven’t scared you?

As far as Die Hard I believe it is pretty much a perfect film in every way. Add to that Alan Rickman being the best villain ever I think it’s a winner. As for being a Christmas film I believe it’s like marmite. Some will think so, some won’t. But it’s set on a Christmas Eve so it counts in my book.

Does that help? Cocktail? Some George Michael perhaps?

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Unfortunately my dress code is joggers and a plain t shirt with crocs far from sexy

I'm so sorry. Which villain is forcing this demeaning uniform on you? I'm sure our fair hostess can lend you a loud shirt.

I’ll distract him with boobs, can someone relieve him of the crocs… hey I use to be anti crocs but once you get a pair they become a game changer

Actually dear Sir. I’ve heard this. I presume they’re seriously comfy? the comfiest things on earth. I promise you. And I'm saying this as a trainer collector "

Well that is an endorsement I can rely on. Thank you. I will - just for you - go and try a pair

I have to be honest, I may never recover.

Send birdie resuscitation

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Watched Die Hard a few times, the bit I remember most is when Hans takes Holly hostage, as she is sitting on the floor talking to Hans, as the camera goes from him to her, each time Holly's shirt is unbuttoned and open more so her bra and boobs are revealed

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By *lephantisMan  over a year ago

Oxford

I've never seen Die Hard, and I'll happily die without that changing.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Good evening to everyone. A fleeting visit for me since I have to work tomorrow, but a pretty little bird told me tonight's thread wasn't to be missed

Good evening Mr Shl. Thanks for joining us again and you’re right. Music and cocktails til the early hours. What’s not to like? "

My sentiments exactly, and being surrounded by beautiful birdies certainly adds to the pleasure. Brandy and classed as a cocktail? If not I'll have a screaming orgasm

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Unfortunately my dress code is joggers and a plain t shirt with crocs far from sexy

I'm so sorry. Which villain is forcing this demeaning uniform on you? I'm sure our fair hostess can lend you a loud shirt.

I’ll distract him with boobs, can someone relieve him of the crocs…"

that worked

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By *lephantisMan  over a year ago

Oxford


"Unfortunately my dress code is joggers and a plain t shirt with crocs far from sexy

I'm so sorry. Which villain is forcing this demeaning uniform on you? I'm sure our fair hostess can lend you a loud shirt.

I’ll distract him with boobs, can someone relieve him of the crocs… hey I use to be anti crocs but once you get a pair they become a game changer

Actually dear Sir. I’ve heard this. I presume they’re seriously comfy? the comfiest things on earth. I promise you. And I'm saying this as a trainer collector

Well that is an endorsement I can rely on. Thank you. I will - just for you - go and try a pair

I have to be honest, I may never recover.

Send birdie resuscitation "

Don't do it! Aesthetics over comfort is the hill I shall die on, bogged down on a wintry day in my Manolos.

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By *lexm87Man  over a year ago

Various

Hello

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"I've never seen Die Hard, and I'll happily die without that changing."

I’m sorry Mr Elephant. This isn’t acceptable. I will need to tie you down so you can watch it. In its entirety

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By *istyPeaksCouple  over a year ago

braintree


"Unfortunately my dress code is joggers and a plain t shirt with crocs far from sexy

I'm so sorry. Which villain is forcing this demeaning uniform on you? I'm sure our fair hostess can lend you a loud shirt.

I’ll distract him with boobs, can someone relieve him of the crocs… that worked "

It’s my super-power

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Good evening to everyone. A fleeting visit for me since I have to work tomorrow, but a pretty little bird told me tonight's thread wasn't to be missed

Good evening Mr Shl. Thanks for joining us again and you’re right. Music and cocktails til the early hours. What’s not to like?

My sentiments exactly, and being surrounded by beautiful birdies certainly adds to the pleasure. Brandy and classed as a cocktail? If not I'll have a screaming orgasm "

If you want a screaming orgasm my lovely, there’s one coming right up! I do love one or two of those myself

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Watched Die Hard a few times, the bit I remember most is when Hans takes Holly hostage, as she is sitting on the floor talking to Hans, as the camera goes from him to her, each time Holly's shirt is unbuttoned and open more so her bra and boobs are revealed "

I love that bit too! And I really need to watch it again this weekend. Then it really will be Christmas

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By *lexm87Man  over a year ago

Various

Can I have some tea please?

Has anyone heard 'last xmas' yet?

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By *ena AmourTV/TS  over a year ago

Chard


"I've never seen Die Hard, and I'll happily die without that changing."

Blas-pheee-meerrr!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Not sure continuity did its job badly or too well, only Father Christmas will ever know

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've never seen Die Hard, and I'll happily die without that changing."

What?!

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By *rtyIanMan  over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

Think I should stop drinking

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By *ena AmourTV/TS  over a year ago

Chard


"I've never seen Die Hard, and I'll happily die without that changing.

What?! "

Lets get him

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hello Littlebird. Hope it's not too cold up north!

I wouldn't be a flamingo if I had to choose what bird I'd be. I think I'd be a hawk with sharp instincts, observant nature, and understated glam factor.

Also... HANS GRUBERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Hello "

Hi Mr Alex. How are you tonight? Enjoying yourself? Cocktail perhaps?

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Can I have some tea please?

Has anyone heard 'last xmas' yet? "

Tea coming right up… 2 sugars

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Unfortunately my dress code is joggers and a plain t shirt with crocs far from sexy

I'm so sorry. Which villain is forcing this demeaning uniform on you? I'm sure our fair hostess can lend you a loud shirt.

I’ll distract him with boobs, can someone relieve him of the crocs… that worked

It’s my super-power"

it's a good power

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Unfortunately my dress code is joggers and a plain t shirt with crocs far from sexy

I'm so sorry. Which villain is forcing this demeaning uniform on you? I'm sure our fair hostess can lend you a loud shirt.

I’ll distract him with boobs, can someone relieve him of the crocs… that worked "

You got the booby hug! For the win

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By *ittlebird OP   Woman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Not sure continuity did its job badly or too well, only Father Christmas will ever know "

And that is between Santa and Rudolph. What happens in Lapland… stays in Lapland

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