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I turn polar bears white and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid and normal people look like celebrities. I turn pancakes brown and make your champane bubble. If you sqeeze me, I'll pop. If you look at me, you'll pop. Can you guess the riddle? |
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You see a £97 shirt, but you don't have any cash, so you borrow £50 from your mum & £50 from your dad = £100. You buy the shirt, you have £3 change, so you give your mum £1, dad £1 and keep the other £1 for yourself. You now owe mum £49 and dad £49, so £49 + £49 = £98 and your £1 makes £99. So where is the missing pound?...... Anyone get this??? |
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"You see a £97 shirt, but you don't have any cash, so you borrow £50 from your mum & £50 from your dad = £100. You buy the shirt, you have £3 change, so you give your mum £1, dad £1 and keep the other £1 for yourself. You now owe mum £49 and dad £49, so £49 + £49 = £98 and your £1 makes £99. So where is the missing pound?...... Anyone get this???"
It's a trick of mathematics because you owe £98 including the pound you still have from the change  |
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"You see a £97 shirt, but you don't have any cash, so you borrow £50 from your mum & £50 from your dad = £100. You buy the shirt, you have £3 change, so you give your mum £1, dad £1 and keep the other £1 for yourself. You now owe mum £49 and dad £49, so £49 + £49 = £98 and your £1 makes £99. So where is the missing pound?...... Anyone get this???"
There isn't a missing pound.
You owe £98, and you now have a £97 shirt, plus a £1 coin = £98. Balanced! |
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"heres one .. wot u gotta do to get into ryans pants ??
pm me the answers and any tips please ! "
Turn up with doughnuts and say you're conducting a survey for Sydney university?
Turn up, bring burgers, have a nice arse and tight jeans, and ask nicely?
Rohypnol? |
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"jonnys mother had 3 children ..
2 of the children are called April and May .. wots the third child called ?"
Jonny, presumably?
You have two coins, together they add up to 11p - one of these coins is NOT a 10p...what two coins do you have? |
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"heres one .. wot u gotta do to get into ryans pants ??
pm me the answers and any tips please ! "
Take 'em out of his drawer. We all know he wears flags and onesies, not pants. |
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"I turn polar bears white and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid and normal people look like celebrities. I turn pancakes brown and make your champane bubble. If you sqeeze me, I'll pop. If you look at me, you'll pop. Can you guess the riddle?"
No |
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"jonnys mother had 3 children ..
2 of the children are called April and May .. wots the third child called ?
Jonny, presumably?
You have two coins, together they add up to 11p - one of these coins is NOT a 10p...what two coins do you have?"
10p and a 1p.
The 1p is not a 10p. Wooo! |
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"jonnys mother had 3 children ..
2 of the children are called April and May .. wots the third child called ?
Jonny, presumably?
You have two coins, together they add up to 11p - one of these coins is NOT a 10p...what two coins do you have?"
One of the coins is a 10p, the other one (that isn't a 10p) is a 1p.
Doesn't say neither is a 10p |
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"jonnys mother had 3 children ..
2 of the children are called April and May .. wots the third child called ?
Jonny, presumably?
You have two coins, together they add up to 11p - one of these coins is NOT a 10p...what two coins do you have?"
A two shilling and a penny |
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There is a bag which have 21 blue balls and 23 red balls. You also have 22 red balls outside the bag.
Randomly remove two balls from the bag.
If they are of different colours, put the blue one back in the bag.
If they are the same colour, take them out and put a red marble back in the bag.
Repeat this until only one marble remains in the bag.
are u keeping up ??
What is the colour of the sole marble left in the bag ? |
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Turn up, bring burgers, have a nice arse and tight jeans, and ask nicely?
 memory of an elephant "
Sorry. Too stalker-ish? 
I tend to retain a lot of what I read, short term, til new stuff pushes it out! |
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"There is a bag which have 21 blue balls and 23 red balls. You also have 22 red balls outside the bag.
Randomly remove two balls from the bag.
If they are of different colours, put the blue one back in the bag.
If they are the same colour, take them out and put a red marble back in the bag.
Repeat this until only one marble remains in the bag.
are u keeping up ??
What is the colour of the sole marble left in the bag ?"
Red as there is only one red marble ??? |
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"There is a bag which have 21 blue balls and 23 red balls. You also have 22 red balls outside the bag.
Randomly remove two balls from the bag.
If they are of different colours, put the blue one back in the bag.
If they are the same colour, take them out and put a red marble back in the bag.
Repeat this until only one marble remains in the bag.
are u keeping up ??
What is the colour of the sole marble left in the bag ?"
Blue
The blues can only be removed in pairs and there's an odd number of them. |
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tiger
A donkey travels the exact same distance daily. Strangely 2 of his legs travels 40 kilometers and the remaining two travels 41 kilometers.
Obviously 2 donkey legs cannot be a 1km ahead of the other 2.
The donkey is perfectly normal. So how can this be right ?? |
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"tiger
A donkey travels the exact same distance daily. Strangely 2 of his legs travels 40 kilometers and the remaining two travels 41 kilometers.
Obviously 2 donkey legs cannot be a 1km ahead of the other 2.
The donkey is perfectly normal. So how can this be right ??"
Does he walk in a circle? |
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"tiger
A donkey travels the exact same distance daily. Strangely 2 of his legs travels 40 kilometers and the remaining two travels 41 kilometers.
Obviously 2 donkey legs cannot be a 1km ahead of the other 2.
The donkey is perfectly normal. So how can this be right ??"
Walking in a circle |
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"razor sharp .. like it !! 
Me or Rusticles?
I'm thinking you  "
I had to write it down to visualize it.
For each move:
Remove 2 reds, result is -1R in the bag
Remove a red and a blue, result is -1R in the bag
Remove 2 blues, result -2B +1R in the bag.
Blues are only ever taken out in pairs.
I needed paper and a pen to see it. |
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"A person who makes it doesn't want it. A person who buys it doesn't want it, but a person who has it doesn't know they have got it. What it is?"
A spy camera in their bedroom.
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"When asked how old he was, Brian replied,
'In 2 years I will be twice as old as I was five years ago.'
How old is he ?
12"
(x+2) = 2(x-5)
x+2=2x-10
x+12=2x
12=x
In 2 years 12+2=14
5 years ago 12-5=7 |
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"A person who makes it doesn't want it. A person who buys it doesn't want it, but a person who has it doesn't know they have got it. What it is?
PPI?"
Rhohypnol??? |
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"Ok here's one. I challenge you not to google it. Answers will be given via pm lol.
I can be sliced and still remain whole and driven yet I have no wheels. What am I??? "
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"Ok here's one. I challenge you not to google it. Answers will be given via pm lol.
I can be sliced and still remain whole and driven yet I have no wheels. What am I???
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A golf ball. |
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