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Birthday Buffet Wanted.....
Buffet seems the easiest option but I don't like the usual stodge of flour and fat .....
No sausage rolls n stuff or utter shit like pizza and those VILE deep fried things people get from freezer shops
Suggestions please for feeding tasty dishes..... they don't need to be healthy ... just good food.
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"Cheese and pineapple on sticks.
Arranged to look like a hedgehog.
Classy is my middle name."
Oh my fucking good god! Sometimes the silly ideas are the best !
I could look up retro stuff...... mwah !
Keep it coming.... |
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Continental cold meat platter.
Grilled vegetables such as peppers, aubergine, courgette, dressing in olive oil and Balsamic vinegar
Vegetable crudites with dips of tomato puree and Worcester sauce, dark soy sauce and sesame oil and seeds
A few that I can think of.  |
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BE IT BREAKFAST, BRUNCH OR BED AND BE YOU A BAREFOOT BURGLAR, BRITISH BANKER OR BEDFAST BOOKMAKER A BASIC BESTIAL BLESSING IS THE BURGER! A BILLION BURGER BANQUET BEQUETH UPON ME FROM A BURGER BASTION OF BEDLAM BARELY BEGINS TO BOIL MY BULKY BURGER BURDEN. YET I MUST BARE BULBOUS BEGGERS BESEECHING BURGERS TO BUILD UPON THEIR BIG BAGGAGE WHILE BREEDING BARBARICALLY. BUT BEFORE THE BURGER BANQUET A BETTER BEGINNING IS OBLIGED.. |
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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago
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"It is EXACTLY as it says.
I want Buffet ideas that don't include pre bought shop shite of saturated fat , salt , sugar , flour and little else."
Thats why I initially suggested a home made pan of stuff.
Coronation chicken, prawn vol au vants, quiches?
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"Cheese and pineapple on sticks.
Arranged to look like a hedgehog.
Classy is my middle name.
Oh my fucking good god! Sometimes the silly ideas are the best !
I could look up retro stuff...... mwah !
Keep it coming...."
Cheese and cocktail onions on sticks too.
Kebabs - meat/vegetable or fruit or both
Individual jellies, vodka preferably! |
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"Continental cold meat platter.
Grilled vegetables such as peppers, aubergine, courgette, dressing in olive oil and Balsamic vinegar
Vegetable crudites with dips of tomato puree and Worcester sauce, dark soy sauce and sesame oil and seeds
A few that I can think of. "
oooooooh yeah .... im thinking stuffed peppers now ... Ta Pearl
I'd never eat crude veg tho luv ... |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
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"cocktail onion
cube of cheese
pineapple chunk
cocktail stick
in a half orange
don't tell everyone as I want to keep it a secret"
dam, someone leaked my suggestion.... |
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Rice of many varieties.
Sainsbury's do crisps that aren't fried or baked, just popped.
cous cous.
Fresh salad with healthy yoghurt dips.
Steamed veg or roasted. |
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"Cheese and pineapple on sticks.
Arranged to look like a hedgehog.
Classy is my middle name.
Oh my fucking good god! Sometimes the silly ideas are the best !
I could look up retro stuff...... mwah !
Keep it coming....
Cheese and cocktail onions on sticks too.
Kebabs - meat/vegetable or fruit or both
Individual jellies, vodka preferably!"
You were doing so well before ..... what happened ?
Kebab my arse....
When I was a girl there were NOOOOOO vodka jellies.. We are not stoodents! |
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"Continental cold meat platter.
Grilled vegetables such as peppers, aubergine, courgette, dressing in olive oil and Balsamic vinegar
Vegetable crudites with dips of tomato puree and Worcester sauce, dark soy sauce and sesame oil and seeds
A few that I can think of.
oooooooh yeah .... im thinking stuffed peppers now ... Ta Pearl
I'd never eat crude veg tho luv ... "
Dammit now I want cream cheese stuffed jalapenos.
Stupid evening food threads. |
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"Rice of many varieties.
Sainsbury's do crisps that aren't fried or baked, just popped.
cous cous.
Fresh salad with healthy yoghurt dips.
Steamed veg or roasted."
Yum ... cous cous.... yes yes yes
Im ever so glad I asked. |
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"Cheese and pineapple on sticks.
Arranged to look like a hedgehog.
Classy is my middle name.
Oh my fucking good god! Sometimes the silly ideas are the best !
I could look up retro stuff...... mwah !
Keep it coming....
Cheese and cocktail onions on sticks too.
Kebabs - meat/vegetable or fruit or both
Individual jellies, vodka preferably!
You were doing so well before ..... what happened ?
Kebab my arse....
When I was a girl there were NOOOOOO vodka jellies.. We are not stoodents!"
I got distracted by feeling hungry!!!
Vodka jellies are for life, not just for stoodents. |
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"BE IT BREAKFAST, BRUNCH OR BED AND BE YOU A BAREFOOT BURGLAR, BRITISH BANKER OR BEDFAST BOOKMAKER A BASIC BESTIAL BLESSING IS THE BURGER! A BILLION BURGER BANQUET BEQUETH UPON ME FROM A BURGER BASTION OF BEDLAM BARELY BEGINS TO BOIL MY BULKY BURGER BURDEN. YET I MUST BARE BULBOUS BEGGERS BESEECHING BURGERS TO BUILD UPON THEIR BIG BAGGAGE WHILE BREEDING BARBARICALLY. BUT BEFORE THE BURGER BANQUET A BETTER BEGINNING IS OBLIGED.."
im still deciphering ...back in a bit |
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"It is EXACTLY as it says.
I want Buffet ideas that don't include pre bought shop shite of saturated fat , salt , sugar , flour and little else.
Thats why I initially suggested a home made pan of stuff.
Coronation chicken, prawn vol au vants, quiches?
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quiches...... yessssss broccolli etc..
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At a party of my brothers, one of his friends was making very nice home made nibbles, can't remember the exact details, he did things like...
Filo pastry cut into smallish squares, topped with various goodies. Peppers with a dash of balsamic vinegar, blue cheese and olives, whatever you fancy.
Always like brown bread triangles with smoked salmon too
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"A chunky salsa - tomatoes, peppers, cucumber and chilli?
Stuff on skewers.
Fondue - it's been years since I saw a fondue."
Arses on skewers, apparently.
Ooh fondue. Now I want cheese fondue.
Argh!
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By (user no longer on site)
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"blue cheese.... mmmmm yes ....
I think it's going to be a lovely evening ..... "
Think I'm missing some things from those toppings, but you get the idea and could look up sone different ones. Much better home made though!
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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago
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"A chunky salsa - tomatoes, peppers, cucumber and chilli?
Stuff on skewers.
Fondue - it's been years since I saw a fondue.
Arses on skewers, apparently.
Ooh fondue. Now I want cheese fondue.
Argh!
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never tried fondue  |
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Gwanny you can’t do party-food without an assortment of home-made volovants and some cheesy dips with celery spears all washed down with a glass or two of Mateus Rose………  |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"I believe cheese could be a no no if one needs to avoid fat!  "
I know, I just realised I've suggested a lot of fat. It may be because I've just had a pizza - exactly the sort of food Granny wants to avoid. |
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not sure if this applies as buffet food but big ham thats cooked however u prfer and is just taken off in slices the people cut themselves. what my mum and now i do if ever feeding a large amount of people. my favorite is ham cooked in but u may not approve x |
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Having a Golden Dream cocktail (cream, orange juice, Grand Marnier and Galliano) as I type, after a big bowl of prawns in Marie Rose sauce, just waiting for space in my stomach before cooking a juicy steak for me and the pets to share!
Definitely not low fat here!  |
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Better make Hummus with as much water as possible instead of olive oil, otherwise, it is loaded with calories!
Stuffed wine leaves, they are nice, and perfect finger food. Available in tins in supermarkets. |
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"Gwanny you can’t do party-food without an assortment of home-made volovants and some cheesy dips with celery spears all washed down with a glass or two of Mateus Rose……… "
How very seventies dahlink ! I'll give the Mateus a miss tho |
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"I believe cheese could be a no no if one needs to avoid fat!
I know, I just realised I've suggested a lot of fat. It may be because I've just had a pizza - exactly the sort of food Granny wants to avoid."
Noooooooo fat is good. It's the saturated garbage in white flour with no fillings from shops that I won't feed to people.
Have you ever opened a sausage roll or pie ?
Sod all in them |
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Some of the frozen starters that require deep frying are actually quite good, like prawns in filo pastry, butterfly prawns, and any oriental dim sums.
The likes of Lidl's and Aldi's have a good selection this time of the year, just need to choose carefully, that's all.
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"to refresh us all .......
NO pastry type pre bought crap ......
all other ideas welcome "
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OK!
Filled rolls, with egg mayo, tuna mayo, chopped ham and gherkin in a mayo and mustard dressing, chicken Coronation etc...
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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago
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how about doing chilli, lasagna,curry big bowls of rice,and some pitta breads,can make all of these before hand and then reheat,let peeps help themselves
or a big ham,a turkey breast,assorted salads and jacket potatos |
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"to refresh us all .......
NO pastry type pre bought crap ......
all other ideas welcome "
Aah, I misunderstood slightly. I thought you wanted to avoid pastry/bread/etc altogether.
Hence the suggestion of meat or fruit skewers. |
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"to refresh us all .......
NO pastry type pre bought crap ......
all other ideas welcome
Aah, I misunderstood slightly. I thought you wanted to avoid pastry/bread/etc altogether.
Hence the suggestion of meat or fruit skewers."
I sort of DO want to avoid it altogether but don't mind home made THIN pastry that is to hold a good filling.
Shop stuff is ALL pastry with some flecks of protein drowned in a flour based panada |
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Cube beetroot, and cook with balsamic vinegar and a teaspoon of brown sugar. Bruschetta with goats cheese and balsamic onion toasted under the grill is yummy and bite size frittata (sp) with chorizo, baked in a 12 cup mini sandwich tin.
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"Cube beetroot, and cook with balsamic vinegar and a teaspoon of brown sugar. Bruschetta with goats cheese and balsamic onion toasted under the grill is yummy and bite size frittata (sp) with chorizo, baked in a 12 cup mini sandwich tin.
Shy "
lush idea |
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"Cube beetroot, and cook with balsamic vinegar and a teaspoon of brown sugar. Bruschetta with goats cheese and balsamic onion toasted under the grill is yummy and bite size frittata (sp) with chorizo, baked in a 12 cup mini sandwich tin.
Shy
lush idea"
Thank you, I love cooking and am in my element trying out new recipes. |
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On Ritz crackers or poppy and sesame seeds thins, add one of the following:
A King prawn topped with Marie Rose sauce then topped with a few lumpfish roes
Smoked salmon topped with a dill sauce made with half and half of creme fraiche and mayo, then topped with a few lumpfhis roes.
I like to use both orange and black roes to make them look pretty on a plate, however, orange ones are harder to come by.
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"Rice of many varieties.
Sainsbury's do crisps that aren't fried or baked, just popped.
cous cous.
Fresh salad with healthy yoghurt dips.
Steamed veg or roasted."
What's a popped crisp when it's at home? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Different salad options, there are heaps on google.
Duchess olives! yumyum!
A selection of cold meats and cheeses
baby potatoes in a nice herby oil
Sea food selection
oh, and my favorite.... pickled eggs
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"Birthday Buffet Wanted.....
Buffet seems the easiest option but I don't like the usual stodge of flour and fat .....
No sausage rolls n stuff or utter shit like pizza and those VILE deep fried things people get from freezer shops
Suggestions please for feeding tasty dishes..... they don't need to be healthy ... just good food.
TA xxx "
A good qaulity Antipasti is nice. |
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When I was a girl there were NOOOOOO vodka jellies.. We are not stoodents!
I got distracted by feeling hungry!!!
Vodka jellies are for life, not just for stoodents."
And... Sanatogen Tonic Wine shots dont have the same ring.... |
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When I was a girl there were NOOOOOO vodka jellies.. We are not stoodents!
I got distracted by feeling hungry!!!
Vodka jellies are for life, not just for stoodents.
And... Sanatogen Tonic Wine shots dont have the same ring...."
If Heineken made hit men ........  |
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Quail eggs, with chilli salt dip.
Buggers to peel though, however, very tasty.
They can also be fried, then drizzled with some dark soy sauce and sesame oil. Very tasty cold.
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"I haven't tried it yet, but was in a Turkish Restaurant the other week an had feta cheese and spinach wrapped in filo pastry - they had deep fried it, but it would be just as tasty baked :0) "
Boreks - my favourite. I think they are better hot than cold. |
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When I was a girl there were NOOOOOO vodka jellies.. We are not stoodents!
I got distracted by feeling hungry!!!
Vodka jellies are for life, not just for stoodents.
And... Sanatogen Tonic Wine shots dont have the same ring....
If Heineken made hit men ........ "
Ooops.... Hides in the supermarket party selection pack aisle....  |
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When I was a girl there were NOOOOOO vodka jellies.. We are not stoodents!
I got distracted by feeling hungry!!!
Vodka jellies are for life, not just for stoodents.
And... Sanatogen Tonic Wine shots dont have the same ring....
If Heineken made hit men ........
Ooops.... Hides in the supermarket party selection pack aisle.... "
That chipolata looks raw ....... |
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And... Sanatogen Tonic Wine shots dont have the same ring....
If Heineken made hit men ........
Ooops.... Hides in the supermarket party selection pack aisle....
That chipolata looks raw ....... "
You should take better care of your clitoris.... |
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