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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Lost it’s mojo it’s je ne sais quoi?

Perhaps it’s time to go and get an allotment and fall in to the reality of being a pensioner?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Thank you for your service.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Lost it’s mojo it’s je ne sais quoi?

Perhaps it’s time to go and get an allotment and fall in to the reality of being a pensioner?

"

I can dig that.

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By *nterblueMan  over a year ago

manchester


"Lost it’s mojo it’s je ne sais quoi?

Perhaps it’s time to go and get an allotment and fall in to the reality of being a pensioner?

I can dig that."

Maybe it will grow on you?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West

The roots of love grow all around

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

As long as JustPete is here it is perfect to me. We are actually in a long term relationship and getting married on Sunday.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

J’en sais rien. Je veux juste baiser.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple  over a year ago

Staffordshire

Will you grow aubergine?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Lost it’s mojo it’s je ne sais quoi?

Perhaps it’s time to go and get an allotment and fall in to the reality of being a pensioner?

I can dig that.

Maybe it will grow on you?"

But I do love those who post in an intellectually and sarcastic way.......do you want to go out for a pint?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"As long as JustPete is here it is perfect to me. We are actually in a long term relationship and getting married on Sunday."

Congratulations can I be a Paige boy?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"As long as JustPete is here it is perfect to me. We are actually in a long term relationship and getting married on Sunday."

It's true love. I'm missing Qatar v Ecuador for it.

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex

don't tell me I have to get an allotment as well as my bus pass. I haven't got time to be travelling around the countryside on unreliable public transport and maintaining an allotment. What with that and the cut price perms on a Tuesday I'll never have time to slip into comfy elasticated waist trews and velcro fastening slippers

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"J’en sais rien. Je veux juste baiser. "

And the romantics amongst us?

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By *enrietteandSamCouple  over a year ago

Staffordshire


"don't tell me I have to get an allotment as well as my bus pass. I haven't got time to be travelling around the countryside on unreliable public transport and maintaining an allotment. What with that and the cut price perms on a Tuesday I'll never have time to slip into comfy elasticated waist trews and velcro fastening slippers"

I don’t know how you type so clearly and eloquently with all those werthers originals in your mouth!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"don't tell me I have to get an allotment as well as my bus pass. I haven't got time to be travelling around the countryside on unreliable public transport and maintaining an allotment. What with that and the cut price perms on a Tuesday I'll never have time to slip into comfy elasticated waist trews and velcro fastening slippers"

Don't forget your free pen just for inquiring and your rise and recline chair

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"don't tell me I have to get an allotment as well as my bus pass. I haven't got time to be travelling around the countryside on unreliable public transport and maintaining an allotment. What with that and the cut price perms on a Tuesday I'll never have time to slip into comfy elasticated waist trews and velcro fastening slippers"

To be honest nice I can’t see you in any elasticated!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The roots of love grow all around "

I scatter my seed !

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"As long as JustPete is here it is perfect to me. We are actually in a long term relationship and getting married on Sunday.

Congratulations can I be a Paige boy?"

Yes everyone is invited but please bring m&s gift cards value of at least 50 pounds

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"The roots of love grow all around

I scatter my seed ! "

But not in public?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"J’en sais rien. Je veux juste baiser.

And the romantics amongst us?"

Je les baise aussi ne t’en fait pas.

Brace yourself

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"don't tell me I have to get an allotment as well as my bus pass. I haven't got time to be travelling around the countryside on unreliable public transport and maintaining an allotment. What with that and the cut price perms on a Tuesday I'll never have time to slip into comfy elasticated waist trews and velcro fastening slippers

I don’t know how you type so clearly and eloquently with all those werthers originals in your mouth!"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"As long as JustPete is here it is perfect to me. We are actually in a long term relationship and getting married on Sunday.

Congratulations can I be a Paige boy?

Yes everyone is invited but please bring m&s gift cards value of at least 50 pounds "

Nice.

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex


"don't tell me I have to get an allotment as well as my bus pass. I haven't got time to be travelling around the countryside on unreliable public transport and maintaining an allotment. What with that and the cut price perms on a Tuesday I'll never have time to slip into comfy elasticated waist trews and velcro fastening slippers

I don’t know how you type so clearly and eloquently with all those werthers originals in your mouth!"

practice

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"The roots of love grow all around

I scatter my seed ! "

Do you plough the fields and scatter your good seed on the land?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"As long as JustPete is here it is perfect to me. We are actually in a long term relationship and getting married on Sunday.

Congratulations can I be a Paige boy?

Yes everyone is invited but please bring m&s gi

ft cards value of at least 50 pounds "

When I get my allotment I will send you 50lbs of King Edwards

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"As long as JustPete is here it is perfect to me. We are actually in a long term relationship and getting married on Sunday.

Congratulations can I be a Paige boy?

Yes everyone is invited but please bring m&s gift cards value of at least 50 pounds "

M&S or S&M?

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex


"don't tell me I have to get an allotment as well as my bus pass. I haven't got time to be travelling around the countryside on unreliable public transport and maintaining an allotment. What with that and the cut price perms on a Tuesday I'll never have time to slip into comfy elasticated waist trews and velcro fastening slippers

Don't forget your free pen just for inquiring and your rise and recline chair "

I'm never going to buy a pen again

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"As long as JustPete is here it is perfect to me. We are actually in a long term relationship and getting married on Sunday.

Congratulations can I be a Paige boy?

Yes everyone is invited but please bring m&s gi

ft cards value of at least 50 pounds

When I get my allotment I will send you 50lbs of King Edwards"

On the plus side I get a 10% pay rise next year for which I thank those who a contributing to that?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"don't tell me I have to get an allotment as well as my bus pass. I haven't got time to be travelling around the countryside on unreliable public transport and maintaining an allotment. What with that and the cut price perms on a Tuesday I'll never have time to slip into comfy elasticated waist trews and velcro fastening slippers

Don't forget your free pen just for inquiring and your rise and recline chair

I'm never going to buy a pen again "

Oh!! And don't forget your Stannah stairlift. Fucking expensive.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"As long as JustPete is here it is perfect to me. We are actually in a long term relationship and getting married on Sunday.

Congratulations can I be a Paige boy?

Yes everyone is invited but please bring m&s gi

ft cards value of at least 50 pounds

When I get my allotment I will send you 50lbs of King Edwards"

That's very generous. But Pete has a potato fetish and for me it crosses a line when he wanks into them and I don't want our marriage to have to face counselling so soon. So maybe try the m&s gift card first.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"As long as JustPete is here it is perfect to me. We are actually in a long term relationship and getting married on Sunday.

Congratulations can I be a Paige boy?

Yes everyone is invited but please bring m&s gift cards value of at least 50 pounds

M&S or S&M?"

It can only be m&s during this cost of living crisis

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The roots of love grow all around

I scatter my seed !

Do you plough the fields and scatter your good seed on the landing strip? "

As often as I can

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"As long as JustPete is here it is perfect to me. We are actually in a long term relationship and getting married on Sunday.

Congratulations can I be a Paige boy?

Yes everyone is invited but please bring m&s gi

ft cards value of at least 50 pounds

When I get my allotment I will send you 50lbs of King Edwards

That's very generous. But Pete has a potato fetish and for me it crosses a line when he wanks into them and I don't want our marriage to have to face counselling so soon. So maybe try the m&s gift card first."

If you mash the spuds no one will know. Cream mash......lovely

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex


"don't tell me I have to get an allotment as well as my bus pass. I haven't got time to be travelling around the countryside on unreliable public transport and maintaining an allotment. What with that and the cut price perms on a Tuesday I'll never have time to slip into comfy elasticated waist trews and velcro fastening slippers

To be honest nice I can’t see you in any elasticated!"

thank god for that

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex


"don't tell me I have to get an allotment as well as my bus pass. I haven't got time to be travelling around the countryside on unreliable public transport and maintaining an allotment. What with that and the cut price perms on a Tuesday I'll never have time to slip into comfy elasticated waist trews and velcro fastening slippers

Don't forget your free pen just for inquiring and your rise and recline chair

I'm never going to buy a pen again

Oh!! And don't forget your Stannah stairlift. Fucking expensive..... "

tell me about it. I keep a ready supply of oiled up, fit young men who carry me up and down stairs when required

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"don't tell me I have to get an allotment as well as my bus pass. I haven't got time to be travelling around the countryside on unreliable public transport and maintaining an allotment. What with that and the cut price perms on a Tuesday I'll never have time to slip into comfy elasticated waist trews and velcro fastening slippers

Don't forget your free pen just for inquiring and your rise and recline chair

I'm never going to buy a pen again

Oh!! And don't forget your Stannah stairlift. Fucking expensive.....

tell me about it. I keep a ready supply of oiled up, fit young men who carry me up and down stairs when required "

I need to get some of those! I hope they have strong intervertebral discs

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"don't tell me I have to get an allotment as well as my bus pass. I haven't got time to be travelling around the countryside on unreliable public transport and maintaining an allotment. What with that and the cut price perms on a Tuesday I'll never have time to slip into comfy elasticated waist trews and velcro fastening slippers

Don't forget your free pen just for inquiring and your rise and recline chair

I'm never going to buy a pen again

Oh!! And don't forget your Stannah stairlift. Fucking expensive.....

tell me about it. I keep a ready supply of oiled up, fit young men who carry me up and down stairs when required

I need to get some of those! I hope they have strong intervertebral discs "

I would take vinyl LPs

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"As long as JustPete is here it is perfect to me. We are actually in a long term relationship and getting married on Sunday.

Congratulations can I be a Paige boy?

Yes everyone is invited but please bring m&s gi

ft cards value of at least 50 pounds

When I get my allotment I will send you 50lbs of King Edwards

That's very generous. But Pete has a potato fetish and for me it crosses a line when he wanks into them and I don't want our marriage to have to face counselling so soon. So maybe try the m&s gift card first."

You should see what she does with chips.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"As long as JustPete is here it is perfect to me. We are actually in a long term relationship and getting married on Sunday.

Congratulations can I be a Paige boy?

Yes everyone is invited but please bring m&s gi

ft cards value of at least 50 pounds

When I get my allotment I will send you 50lbs of King Edwards

That's very generous. But Pete has a potato fetish and for me it crosses a line when he wanks into them and I don't want our marriage to have to face counselling so soon. So maybe try the m&s gift card first.

You should see what she does with chips."

In an air fryer?

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By *ad NannaWoman  over a year ago

East London


"J’en sais rien. Je veux juste baiser.

And the romantics amongst us?"

Fuck, with a cuddle afterwards.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"J’en sais rien. Je veux juste baiser.

And the romantics amongst us?

Fuck, with a cuddle afterwards. "

A cuddle with cuddle after it?

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