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What chocolate would you use as a weapon
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By *arcosaMan
over a year ago
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A lindt 90% cocoa bar. Those are pretty hard a brittle. Snap it into sharp shards and stab away.
Did you know that the Aztecs used to make a ritual drink made from cocoa and human blood? They used to give it to their sacrificial victims just before they cut their hearts out and presented them to the sun god. Just gimme that old time religion. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"After eights, anything has to be better than eating them. ??
I love them "
If any happen to come down the chimney this Christmas I’ll gladly put them aside for you. |
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By *arcosaMan
over a year ago
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"After eights, anything has to be better than eating them. ??
I love them
If any happen to come down the chimney this Christmas I’ll gladly put them aside for you. "
I love 'em too. Very difficult to stop eating when you get started. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"After eights, anything has to be better than eating them. ??
I love them
If any happen to come down the chimney this Christmas I’ll gladly put them aside for you.
I love 'em too. Very difficult to stop eating when you get started."
Me too, had some strawberry ones last year |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd force feed them Kinder Eggs and Kinder Buenos. A bucket full of grim right there 
Whaaaaaaaaaaat?  
Yes! Grim grim grim grim....and did I say grim  "
Kinder Buenos are amazing though! |
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Whack to the back of the neck with a Tony's Chocoloney - those things are chunkier than Big Daddy - then, while he's disorientated, rub Bendick's Bittermints into his eyes.
This advice brought to you by the Wonka School of Sweet, Sweet Self-Defence. |
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you win
