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Ladies, what’s the biggest…..
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"I can tell you what the biggest thing that came out of my front bum "Or some other grammatically correct sentence. | |||
"A penis. Mrs" Ah, a vanilla swinger
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"I can tell you what the biggest thing that came out of my front bum "If it went up then it must come out surely?  | |||
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"I can say a baby because she was stuck - had to push her back up again to get her out of the sun roof! " that hurt my front bum thinking about it | |||
"A can of pepsi max" Was it chilled? | |||
"A speculum. Possibly. Oh and a Christmas bauble
"A speculum with a Christmas bauble on it? | |||
"A can of pepsi max Was it chilled? ""Chilled, for her pleasure" | |||
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"A can of pepsi max Was it chilled?
"Chilled, for her pleasure""Just for the taste of it ……. oh wait, that’s the wrong cola | |||
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"A 10 lb 1/2 oz baby came out of it x" Yes, but what’s the biggest thing that’s been up | |||
"A cucumber, beef tomato and corn on the cob, and then made a nice salad after "We would all like to see the photo please | |||
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"A kitchen roll holder. Well, I tried. I got about 2 inches in before it scraped all the insides of my vaginal walls. It was quite painful. I was desperate and thought it might resemble a penis. " 10/10 effort though lemon head, must have been a real dark horny day that one! | |||
"A kitchen roll holder. Well, I tried. I got about 2 inches in before it scraped all the insides of my vaginal walls. It was quite painful. I was desperate and thought it might resemble a penis. " Did you get splinters? | |||
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"A cucumber, beef tomato and corn on the cob, and then made a nice salad after
We would all like to see the photo please "Its in my private gallery  | |||
"A kitchen roll holder. Well, I tried. I got about 2 inches in before it scraped all the insides of my vaginal walls. It was quite painful. I was desperate and thought it might resemble a penis. " I had to scroll up to see who this was. I'd thought about using mine as an infertile object, but the thought of splinters put me off. Glad I didn't now | |||
"I can tell you what the biggest thing that came out of my front bum "Is this where we post guesses? | |||
"A can of pepsi max" Had it been in the fridge? | |||
"A speculum. Possibly. Oh and a Christmas bauble
"Speculums are quite slim until they're opened. | |||
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"Coming out; a huge baby head. Going in; a hand, but it didn't go all the way in. " Did the hand have sausage fingers? | |||
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"A Pringles tube "Fuck offffff really? | |||
"A Pringles tube
Fuck offffff really? "Yeah, bucket fanny this one   | |||
"A cucumber, beef tomato and corn on the cob, and then made a nice salad after "No salad dressing required | |||
"A cucumber, beef tomato and corn on the cob, and then made a nice salad after
We would all like to see the photo please
Its in my private gallery "Inbox explosion | |||
"Does a uterus with huge fibrous count? " Surely that’s out and not in? | |||
"Probably a speculum during a hysteroscopy. Felt like it was opened extra wide! Nell" | |||
"A Pringles tube "Once you popped you couldn’t stop? | |||
"A Pringles tube
Fuck offffff really?
Yeah, bucket fanny this one "At least you know you could take big Harold | |||
"A Pringles tube
Once you popped you couldn’t stop? "Exactly | |||
"A Pringles tube
Fuck offffff really?
Yeah, bucket fanny this one
At least you know you could take big Harold "I’d be scared! | |||
"A Pringles tube
Once you popped you couldn’t stop?
Exactly "What flavour were they? | |||
"A Pringles tube
Once you popped you couldn’t stop?
Exactly
What flavour were they? "BBQ (disclaimer - never actually happened) | |||
"A cucumber, beef tomato and corn on the cob, and then made a nice salad after
No salad dressing required "Exactly, there was plenty on it already | |||
"A Pringles tube
Once you popped you couldn’t stop?
Exactly
What flavour were they?
BBQ (disclaimer - never actually happened) "Takes BBQ Pringles out of his shopping trolley and puts back on the shelf  | |||
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"Oh and a Christmas bauble
"Okay, I simply have to see your Christmas decorations next month. | |||
"A Pringles tube "What flavour pringles | |||
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"A head.....x" Elaborate please | |||
"A head.....x Elaborate please "Of a penis | |||
"A head.....x Elaborate please
Of a penis "Haha….phew! | |||
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"Both of my husband's fists. It took a lot of work and patience but was worth it. " Great work you two | |||
