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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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keep your hand on u penny
u make a better door than a window
if the wind changes your face will stay like that
and fav
if u don't stop crying i will give you something to cry for |
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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago
Over the rainbow, under the bridge |
My grandma used to say, in answer to the question, "What's for tea?", "A jump to the cupboard door and a bite off the knob".
In these days of swinging this has a whole new meaning for me!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Who's counting?
Who's "she"? The cat's mother?
Children should be seen and not heard.
Ask yer father/mother
Don't say "what", say "pardon"
Better than a kick up the arse |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Eat your crust, they'll put hairs on your chest.
I'm never sure why I should have wanted hairs on my chest 
I was told crusts made your hair curly."
That didn't work for me either.
I clearly had defective crusts. |
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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago
Over the rainbow, under the bridge |
"Eat your crust, they'll put hairs on your chest.
I'm never sure why I should have wanted hairs on my chest
I was told crusts made your hair curly.
That didn't work for me either.
I clearly had defective crusts."
I already had curly hair which I hated so that saying made me not want to eat my crusts even more!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Eat your carrots they will make you see in the dark. Fine until I opened my big mouth and said that to a blind child who replied " no point me eating them then is there' oops  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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My in laws come with some sayings which leave me and the kids goggling at each other .
Such as Mother forced her pig and he died ???
And Don't cut off your nose to spite your face ??????
The one that really cracks me up is when one of them has a bad encounter with someone posh , they mutter " she was acting like her shit don't stink " |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""If the wind changes, your face'll stay like that!"
Ah, my Nan was such a charmer.... 
Did we have the same nan "
Was yours called Lottie? If so, then yes.... mind you, my Nan did like travel.... always wondered why... 
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By (user no longer on site)
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2 Sayings come to mind:
The sergeant wakes up the men with the cry
"Hands off cocks and on with socks"
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2 Ladies speaking about the town they live in
"Eastbourne is so posh the Seagulls fly upside down" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Every now and then I hear Slut say 'ohh my giddy aunt' or 'oh jesus mary wept' if something bad happens like touching the oven tray.
So we started talking about the old sayings and not been spoke about for a bit so thought we would add a few.
My fave is "fuck me sideways"
Id love to see that.
Do you remember your mum saying to you 'youve made your bed now ly in it'
Chance were they made the bed when we was out playing.lol
Blokes you must remember being told 'stop playing with it, it will fall off' still makes me laugh.
Dont sit so close to the telly or your eyes will go square. Well that was a lie.
You's remember anymore? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Not a saying but what the hell.
Ladies and gentlemen I give you the incredible winky wanky bird,
With his eyelid attached to his foreskin,
So when he winks he wanks
And when he wanks he winks.
And could the lady in red please stop throwing sand in his eye.
It's not big and it's not clever. |
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