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Im partial to a bit of dirty talk.
Gets me everytime.
It's a difficult one to put down in words, you have to feel the moment and how the participants are feeling too. It doesn't work if it's a one way thing. Otherwise it can be a bit bordering on abuse. Knowing your play partner is a good start and what they like.
Not to get away from a good session of filth is always fun. |
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over a year ago
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"tienes un coño empapado y quiero follarlo duro
Not sure you’re Spanish judging by the grammar, but that’s incredibly rude  "
No, but it sounds better Spanish than English  |
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over a year ago
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"tienes un coño empapado y quiero follarlo duro
Not sure you’re Spanish judging by the grammar, but that’s incredibly rude
No, but it sounds better Spanish than English "
In Spanish is incredibly offensive, just for your information |
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"tienes un coño empapado y quiero follarlo duro
Not sure you’re Spanish judging by the grammar, but that’s incredibly rude
No, but it sounds better Spanish than English "
See now I want to know what it says lmao |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"tienes un coño empapado y quiero follarlo duro
Not sure you’re Spanish judging by the grammar, but that’s incredibly rude
No, but it sounds better Spanish than English
See now I want to know what it says lmao "
Not sure I can say in the forum but can’t PM you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I once saw a well known UK retailer's lorry and it was in dire need of a wash. It was filthy.
Indeed someone had written with their pre-wettened finger...
"THIS IS NOT JUST DIRT... THIS IS M&S DIRT" |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"tienes un coño empapado y quiero follarlo duro
Not sure you’re Spanish judging by the grammar, but that’s incredibly rude
No, but it sounds better Spanish than English
See now I want to know what it says lmao
Not sure I can say in the forum but can’t PM you "
You on a wind up lol. It’s barely edging on a bit mucky |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"tienes un coño empapado y quiero follarlo duro
Not sure you’re Spanish judging by the grammar, but that’s incredibly rude
No, but it sounds better Spanish than English
See now I want to know what it says lmao
Not sure I can say in the forum but can’t PM you
You on a wind up lol. It’s barely edging on a bit mucky "
Personally I didn't think it was filthy enough.
T |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What? “You have a wet pussy and I want to fuck it hard”?
Disgusting!! Most vile thing I’ve ever heard "
What you think says pussy in fact in Spain is the C word  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What? “You have a wet pussy and I want to fuck it hard”?
Disgusting!! Most vile thing I’ve ever heard
What you think says pussy in fact in Spain is the C word "
Well that improves it in my eyes!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Whatever, if you guys are ok with such offensive and diminishing words relating to women, that’s all I had to say  "
The thread title encouraged it. I thought it did sound nicer in Spanish to be fair though I'd have no clue about the grammar. But Google translate seemed to manage fine.
BTW, this was a tongue in cheek thread and I was expecting comments about mud and things that needed cleaning, which did happen.
Surely we aren't going to lynch people for doing what the thread asked are we?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What? “You have a wet pussy and I want to fuck it hard”?
Disgusting!! Most vile thing I’ve ever heard
What you think says pussy in fact in Spain is the C word
Well that improves it in my eyes!!!! "
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"What? “You have a wet pussy and I want to fuck it hard”?
Disgusting!! Most vile thing I’ve ever heard
What you think says pussy in fact in Spain is the C word "
Coger and chupar, my favourite Spanish verbs.
Apologies, we digress |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Whatever, if you guys are ok with such offensive and diminishing words relating to women, that’s all I had to say "
You have a wet pussy and I want to fuck it hard...
Google translate seemed to be okay with it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Whatever, if you guys are ok with such offensive and diminishing words relating to women, that’s all I had to say
You have a wet pussy and I want to fuck it hard...
Google translate seemed to be okay with it. "
Again, that word doesn’t mean pussy unfortunately, it means the more offensive c-word. Not sure Google translate understand the little cultural nuisances and the coloquial use of certain words |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"tienes un coño empapado y quiero follarlo duro
Not sure you’re Spanish judging by the grammar, but that’s incredibly rude
No, but it sounds better Spanish than English
See now I want to know what it says lmao
Not sure I can say in the forum but can’t PM you
You on a wind up lol. It’s barely edging on a bit mucky
Personally I didn't think it was filthy enough.
T"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Whatever, if you guys are ok with such offensive and diminishing words relating to women, that’s all I had to say
You have a wet pussy and I want to fuck it hard...
Google translate seemed to be okay with it.
Again, that word doesn’t mean pussy unfortunately, it means the more offensive c-word. Not sure Google translate understand the little cultural nuisances and the coloquial use of certain words "
I’m now a bit concerned. I sent a message to my Spanish colleague saying her pussy looks nice on her WhatsApp pic (pic of her cat) but used Google translate to post into the message to try and ..you know…make an effort with the language  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Whatever, if you guys are ok with such offensive and diminishing words relating to women, that’s all I had to say
You have a wet pussy and I want to fuck it hard...
Google translate seemed to be okay with it.
Again, that word doesn’t mean pussy unfortunately, it means the more offensive c-word. Not sure Google translate understand the little cultural nuisances and the coloquial use of certain words "
Google says it means cunt, pussy, vagina.
So basically it's the Spanish word for female genitalia.
Maybe he didn't mean cunt, maybe he meant pussy, but as there's so many options isn't it open to interpretation?
Is there a better option that isn't so bad?
T |
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"Whatever, if you guys are ok with such offensive and diminishing words relating to women, that’s all I had to say
You have a wet pussy and I want to fuck it hard...
Google translate seemed to be okay with it.
Again, that word doesn’t mean pussy unfortunately, it means the more offensive c-word. Not sure Google translate understand the little cultural nuisances and the coloquial use of certain words
I’m now a bit concerned. I sent a message to my Spanish colleague saying her pussy looks nice on her WhatsApp pic (pic of her cat) but used Google translate to post into the message to try and ..you know…make an effort with the language "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Google translate knew what was meant. Already knew the c word in Spanish. Just needed help with rest!
On the other hand my dogs paws were disgusting after her walk earlier... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Whatever, if you guys are ok with such offensive and diminishing words relating to women, that’s all I had to say
You have a wet pussy and I want to fuck it hard...
Google translate seemed to be okay with it.
Again, that word doesn’t mean pussy unfortunately, it means the more offensive c-word. Not sure Google translate understand the little cultural nuisances and the coloquial use of certain words
Google says it means cunt, pussy, vagina.
So basically it's the Spanish word for female genitalia.
Maybe he didn't mean cunt, maybe he meant pussy, but as there's so many options isn't it open to interpretation?
Is there a better option that isn't so bad?
T"
Yup, chocho or coñito are way less offensive than that word.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Google translate knew what was meant. Already knew the c word in Spanish. Just needed help with rest!
On the other hand my dogs paws were disgusting after her walk earlier..."
Well if you say that to a Spanish woman I can tell you you won’t be getting any |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Whatever, if you guys are ok with such offensive and diminishing words relating to women, that’s all I had to say
You have a wet pussy and I want to fuck it hard...
Google translate seemed to be okay with it.
Again, that word doesn’t mean pussy unfortunately, it means the more offensive c-word. Not sure Google translate understand the little cultural nuisances and the coloquial use of certain words
Google says it means cunt, pussy, vagina.
So basically it's the Spanish word for female genitalia.
Maybe he didn't mean cunt, maybe he meant pussy, but as there's so many options isn't it open to interpretation?
Is there a better option that isn't so bad?
T
Yup, chocho or coñito are way less offensive than that word.
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Noted, hopefully we will all learn from this.
Maybe someone should inform Google translate too?
T |
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"Whatever, if you guys are ok with such offensive and diminishing words relating to women, that’s all I had to say
You have a wet pussy and I want to fuck it hard...
Google translate seemed to be okay with it.
Again, that word doesn’t mean pussy unfortunately, it means the more offensive c-word. Not sure Google translate understand the little cultural nuisances and the coloquial use of certain words
Google says it means cunt, pussy, vagina.
So basically it's the Spanish word for female genitalia.
Maybe he didn't mean cunt, maybe he meant pussy, but as there's so many options isn't it open to interpretation?
Is there a better option that isn't so bad?
T
Yup, chocho or coñito are way less offensive than that word.
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"Whatever, if you guys are ok with such offensive and diminishing words relating to women, that’s all I had to say
You have a wet pussy and I want to fuck it hard...
Google translate seemed to be okay with it.
Again, that word doesn’t mean pussy unfortunately, it means the more offensive c-word. Not sure Google translate understand the little cultural nuisances and the coloquial use of certain words
Google says it means cunt, pussy, vagina.
So basically it's the Spanish word for female genitalia.
Maybe he didn't mean cunt, maybe he meant pussy, but as there's so many options isn't it open to interpretation?
Is there a better option that isn't so bad?
T
Yup, chocho or coñito are way less offensive than that word.
Noted, hopefully we will all learn from this.
Maybe someone should inform Google translate too?
T"
To be fair, Google Translate is very often wrong. You should see the old cobblers our students get out of it!
Spanish has a lot of nuance and it's not the same between Spanish-spanish and LatAm Spanish. One word can be fine in one place but really rude in another.
Coger, for example. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Whatever, if you guys are ok with such offensive and diminishing words relating to women, that’s all I had to say
You have a wet pussy and I want to fuck it hard...
Google translate seemed to be okay with it.
Again, that word doesn’t mean pussy unfortunately, it means the more offensive c-word. Not sure Google translate understand the little cultural nuisances and the coloquial use of certain words
Google says it means cunt, pussy, vagina.
So basically it's the Spanish word for female genitalia.
Maybe he didn't mean cunt, maybe he meant pussy, but as there's so many options isn't it open to interpretation?
Is there a better option that isn't so bad?
T
Yup, chocho or coñito are way less offensive than that word.
Noted, hopefully we will all learn from this.
Maybe someone should inform Google translate too?
T
To be fair, Google Translate is very often wrong. You should see the old cobblers our students get out of it!
Spanish has a lot of nuance and it's not the same between Spanish-spanish and LatAm Spanish. One word can be fine in one place but really rude in another.
Coger, for example. "
Very well put, I’d thought you’re a Spanish teacher by the looks of it
Coger in Spain means grabbing something and latam means fuck (and not even in all countries of LatAm)
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How are we friends?!
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You're more than welcome to come and stay anytime mate!
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By (user no longer on site)
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"There's one or two native Castilian speakers on here.
Maybe...coño is used widely in Spain in a friendly and jocular way.
Leo Blooms' mind is muy sucio  "
Triste pero verdad ! |
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I found a dildo in the local charity shop today. £1.50. Not often you get deals like that. I decided to name him Roberto and ran back with him to my massive mansion. I opened the pantry which is in my 9 bedroom mansion, and grabbed the luxury M&S olive oil and seductively slid open the cutlery drawer to retrieve my finest Tesco silver tablespoon. I slowly measured out 5ml of the oily oil which was oily in texture and then massaged Dylan like it was his first time with a grown woman. I did ask for consent first, because I didn't want him to think I was too forward. I took the sea salt, and grinded it slowly over his purple shaft. I did this in my big mansion. And then I shat on him. |
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"I found a dildo in the local charity shop today. £1.50. Not often you get deals like that. I decided to name him Roberto and ran back with him to my massive mansion. I opened the pantry which is in my 9 bedroom mansion, and grabbed the luxury M&S olive oil and seductively slid open the cutlery drawer to retrieve my finest Tesco silver tablespoon. I slowly measured out 5ml of the oily oil which was oily in texture and then massaged Dylan like it was his first time with a grown woman. I did ask for consent first, because I didn't want him to think I was too forward. I took the sea salt, and grinded it slowly over his purple shaft. I did this in my big mansion. And then I shat on him. "
*boner.
BRB.......... 
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"I once saw a well known UK retailer's lorry and it was in dire need of a wash. It was filthy.
Indeed someone had written with their pre-wettened finger...
"THIS IS NOT JUST DIRT... THIS IS M&S DIRT" "
On a similar theme, my favourite on the back of a dirty van is;
“If my wife was this dirty, I’d be at home” |
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"I found a dildo in the local charity shop today. £1.50. Not often you get deals like that. I decided to name him Roberto and ran back with him to my massive mansion. I opened the pantry which is in my 9 bedroom mansion, and grabbed the luxury M&S olive oil and seductively slid open the cutlery drawer to retrieve my finest Tesco silver tablespoon. I slowly measured out 5ml of the oily oil which was oily in texture and then massaged Dylan like it was his first time with a grown woman. I did ask for consent first, because I didn't want him to think I was too forward. I took the sea salt, and grinded it slowly over his purple shaft. I did this in my big mansion. And then I shat on him. "
My Darling You Win!!!
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"I found a dildo in the local charity shop today. £1.50. Not often you get deals like that. I decided to name him Roberto and ran back with him to my massive mansion. I opened the pantry which is in my 9 bedroom mansion, and grabbed the luxury M&S olive oil and seductively slid open the cutlery drawer to retrieve my finest Tesco silver tablespoon. I slowly measured out 5ml of the oily oil which was oily in texture and then massaged Dylan like it was his first time with a grown woman. I did ask for consent first, because I didn't want him to think I was too forward. I took the sea salt, and grinded it slowly over his purple shaft. I did this in my big mansion. And then I shat on him. "
Unexpected plot twist |
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