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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Right Ladies&Gents it's time to sell yourself so to speak
Why should people meet you?
I will start
Me I'm friendly ,OK looking,easy to get along with, ,great company and if nothing else I will atleast make you smile  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Alright here goes you asked for it!
Firstly, the pictures. I mean c'mon. Even most of the lads are like, ooh that looks like a delightful body. Guess I wouldn't mind seeing that on my wife/gf thrashing away like a sealion on acid.
Then there's the face. Some of you have seen it, you know its not bad!
Next up, chat? Golly do I need to say anything on this now? I actually do have an off switch too so don't worry I'm only annoying like this in the forums. And I can sext like a god damn pro.
So you get all of that, plus a finely groomed shnack of a penis and laughter. Shit now I wanna meet up with myself... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Alright here goes you asked for it!
Firstly, the pictures. I mean c'mon. Even most of the lads are like, ooh that looks like a delightful body. Guess I wouldn't mind seeing that on my wife/gf thrashing away like a sealion on acid.
Then there's the face. Some of you have seen it, you know its not bad!
Next up, chat? Golly do I need to say anything on this now? I actually do have an off switch too so don't worry I'm only annoying like this in the forums. And I can sext like a god damn pro.
So you get all of that, plus a finely groomed shnack of a penis and laughter. Shit now I wanna meet up with myself..."
Sold  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Soooo
I'm a good cook
I'm actually quite funny 
I have nice eyes, nice toes, good teeth 
I'm decent in bed 
Nice toes? Evidence needed!"
OK ?? I'll send proof to your inbox  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Tbh probly shouldnt im more addictive than sugar and that could be a dangerous its a bunch of massive uncontrollable highs with risky side effects most common of which is a lifetime of insanity |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Im hilarious! So if you’re ever in the mood to just laugh I’m great at that!
I forget whose round it is so I’ll probably just buy all of the drinks! So people would save a lot of money there.
I also actually wear clothes when I’m outside. Shocking I know. But it happens
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Little bit sarcastic
Good sense of humour
And if you don’t know how to use a condom , no worries I can put one on using my mouth "
Can you put 70 condoms on me please? |
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By *humper.Man
over a year ago
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"Little bit sarcastic
Good sense of humour
And if you don’t know how to use a condom , no worries I can put one on using my mouth
Can you put 70 condoms on me please?"
Oooshya. Is it still THAT itchy? 
(That's for not letting me have a biscuit!) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Little bit sarcastic
Good sense of humour
And if you don’t know how to use a condom , no worries I can put one on using my mouth
Can you put 70 condoms on me please?
Oooshya. Is it still THAT itchy?
(That's for not letting me have a biscuit!)"
Dont be a hater for a man appreciating safe sex. And I'm gonna need those biscuits, I imagine 70 condoms is gonna take some time. You're welcome to a biscuit break too Mrs after dark |
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By *humper.Man
over a year ago
northumberland/scotland |
"Little bit sarcastic
Good sense of humour
And if you don’t know how to use a condom , no worries I can put one on using my mouth
Can you put 70 condoms on me please?
Oooshya. Is it still THAT itchy?
(That's for not letting me have a biscuit!)
Dont be a hater for a man appreciating safe sex. And I'm gonna need those biscuits, I imagine 70 condoms is gonna take some time. You're welcome to a biscuit break too Mrs after dark "
What's a guy gotta do for a fuckin biscuit round here? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Little bit sarcastic
Good sense of humour
And if you don’t know how to use a condom , no worries I can put one on using my mouth
Can you put 70 condoms on me please?
Oooshya. Is it still THAT itchy?
(That's for not letting me have a biscuit!)
Dont be a hater for a man appreciating safe sex. And I'm gonna need those biscuits, I imagine 70 condoms is gonna take some time. You're welcome to a biscuit break too Mrs after dark "
Not sure my jaw could handle 70 but I’ll take a biscuit if your offering |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Little bit sarcastic
Good sense of humour
And if you don’t know how to use a condom , no worries I can put one on using my mouth
Can you put 70 condoms on me please?
Oooshya. Is it still THAT itchy?
(That's for not letting me have a biscuit!)
Dont be a hater for a man appreciating safe sex. And I'm gonna need those biscuits, I imagine 70 condoms is gonna take some time. You're welcome to a biscuit break too Mrs after dark
Not sure my jaw could handle 70 but I’ll take a biscuit if your offering "
Look I'm more than happy to negotiate. 3, sex, biscuits. Final offer! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Little bit sarcastic
Good sense of humour
And if you don’t know how to use a condom , no worries I can put one on using my mouth
Can you put 70 condoms on me please?
Oooshya. Is it still THAT itchy?
(That's for not letting me have a biscuit!)
Dont be a hater for a man appreciating safe sex. And I'm gonna need those biscuits, I imagine 70 condoms is gonna take some time. You're welcome to a biscuit break too Mrs after dark
What's a guy gotta do for a fuckin biscuit round here? "
Think of it this way, the biscuits are gonna ruin your abs the ladies are oh so crazy about.
I hate you. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm the kind of woman you bring home to meet your dog. You'll forget me quickly, but my smell will linger on your beard for 67 days. I'm absolutely divine and I feel like cobwebs. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm the kind of woman you bring home to meet your dog. You'll forget me quickly, but my smell will linger on your beard for 67 days. I'm absolutely divine and I feel like cobwebs."
I walk through cobwebs every day when I leave my house going through the gate and I can never get enough of it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Easy going, friendly and respectful
If you are looking to dip your toes in for the first time or you've done it before, never any pressure… Go at your own pace and let’s make it a night to remember…
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and I’m an amazing listener and I give fantastic hugs.
I’m pretty amazing at kissing as well 