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The least sexy part of sex
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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You have a meet but it can't all be sexy!
What's the least sexy part for you? Mines the classic undressing in a rush and being clumsy like a silly sausage. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Handing over the cash?
They really need like comment functions cause that would get one  "
I would respond with a witty comment if I understood what you were saying? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Knocking on the front door. Whipping open your coat hoping to create a spectacular sexy entrance. Then finding it should have been the house next door.  "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Turning up at the wrong hotel.
I did that!.....fortunately the right one was only 15 minutes away. Well it was the same chain.... "
It was something like that. *facepalm.
Im glad it hasn’t just happened to me (actually, it wasn’t me, it was a lady meeting up with me.) good laugh when we got together though.)
Who knew theres2 hotels in the same town with the same damn name? 
Now I track her on GPS
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You have a meet but it can't all be sexy!
What's the least sexy part for you? Mines the classic undressing in a rush and being clumsy like a silly sausage."
Pulling a pube from your teeth!! |
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The moment the following morning, I’m sat in the dentist’s chair, and he asks ‘Nice time with the missus last night?’
‘Eh?’ I replied
‘Nice 69, I assume?’
‘How do you know? Have I got a pube between my teeth??’
‘No, you’ve got shit up your nose’
I’ll get my coat…. |
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Removing the condom, post coital'. The paroxysm of passion just after you've (both) climaxed is still ever present, more or less still entwined and holding each other...and then unceremoniously squelching off the condom which resembles a soggy cocoon.
No matter how hard you try to make it look and feel graceful as you remove it it's rarely anything but that. |
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. As for fanny farts - you pumped them there so tough 
all messed and wet 
