Advice please on how to make my profile unattractive to others.
It's gone beyond a joke now. One message a month from women looking to tickle their tonsils with my todger or to use my penis to make their kitty purr is just hassle beyond belief.
How any man on here is supposed to cope with 12 messages a year and 7.5 fabs on every new pic I've no idea.
Is there a spray I can use to ward them off or wash my trunks in holy water?
All reasonable suggestions considered apart from hiding or leaving.
I couldn't be responsible for the widespread hysteria either of those options would cause.
#notallwomen |
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Well, I'll give you top marks for turning an over-used and tired subject thread on its head and injecting a bit of humour.
But, fully expecting the forum to dog pile the shit out of this any second. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why don’t you like tall women?
Is it specified on your profile?
Is it a preference or are you being heightist?"
And how tall is tall anyway? How longs a piece of string? What came first the man or the woman wahhey |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think it already is unattractive to others.. you may be getting messages but believe me.. it does not appeal to a mass audience
So don’t worry about it… we all get lots off messages"
Do you? |
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"Advice please on how to make my profile unattractive to others.
It's gone beyond a joke now. One message a month from women looking to tickle their tonsils with my todger or to use my penis to make their kitty purr is just hassle beyond belief.
How any man on here is supposed to cope with 12 messages a year and 7.5 fabs on every new pic I've no idea.
Is there a spray I can use to ward them off or wash my trunks in holy water?
All reasonable suggestions considered apart from hiding or leaving.
I couldn't be responsible for the widespread hysteria either of those options would cause.
#notallwomen"
Have you tried mentioning your “throbbing love truncheon” or claimed to “destroy that pussy”? |
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By *he_Wite_NiteMan
over a year ago
Norwich this week, usually Dundee and around |
Have you tried arranging a meeting with each of these 12 women a year that are knocking your door down, and then not turning up and ghosting them?
Maybe they would give up then...
But realistically your feremones are so strong, they even work over cyber space... so they'd probably give you a 2nd chance...  |
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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in Co. Down |
"I'll wash your trunks for you if you like 
See this is what I'm talking about.
Unprovoked provocative proposals  "
I would send you a message to say sorry but that might put you over your monthly quota and I couldn't take the rejection of it being just deleted   |
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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago
yumsville |
If you haven't done already, remove captions from pics like 'lick for hours', 'fab to fuck' and 'shaved, ready, willing', though I suspect those asking for your bathwater have already got their sights set on your fart jar |
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"If you haven't done already, remove captions from pics like 'lick for hours', 'fab to fuck' and 'shaved, ready, willing', though I suspect those asking for your bathwater have already got their sights set on your fart jar "
I’m making notes here. Useful advice  |
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"Advice please on how to make my profile unattractive to others.
It's gone beyond a joke now. One message a month from women looking to tickle their tonsils with my todger or to use my penis to make their kitty purr is just hassle beyond belief.
How any man on here is supposed to cope with 12 messages a year and 7.5 fabs on every new pic I've no idea.
Is there a spray I can use to ward them off or wash my trunks in holy water?
All reasonable suggestions considered apart from hiding or leaving.
I couldn't be responsible for the widespread hysteria either of those options would cause.
#notallwomen"
Re: spray, have you tried piss? |
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