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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So we are all gonna bond and write the best erotica ever. That's right, take your 50 shades and set it on fire, the real kinky bitches are in town now!
So here's how it works. Write a sentence or 2. Then next poster carries the story on. Write whatever you like. Simple.
I'll start with the scenario.
Jen and Michelle are 2 31 year olds that have not seen each other for a long time. They are meeting up again as Jen has just broken up with her boyfriend. Michelle is gonna help her get over it.
It was finally happening. Jens car rolled onto the driveway and there was Michelle waiting, looking as gorgeous as her friend always had.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Pictured her. She enters the house only to be playfully hit with a pillow where an erotic fight begins. They then lick each others minges until her boyfriend is forgotten.
The end. |
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"Pictured her. She enters the house only to be playfully hit with a pillow where an erotic fight begins. They then lick each others minges until her boyfriend is forgotten.
The end."
But then her boyfriend bursts in and screams Oi ..... that's my minge you are licking so I'm going to lick yours. Spread em...... both of you and whip my balls with this wet spaghetti ....... no farting. |
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Come on in Michael, bellows Boris as he remembers he hasn't had his Viagra and sees his beast decline into the tiny gerbil it is. He starts to sweat with nerves |
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"Michael Gove appears in the window wanking furiously."
No one even question why the window was wanking. Grove pulled down his kecks and entered the room arse first displaying the deepest darkest hairiest arse hole ever witnessed outside of the animal kingdom. The boyfriend struck a match and singed Goves anal hairs causing him to scream and have an erection so hard and large he speared the other four like cockroaches on a kebab stick in Celebrity Jungle .....they all looked shocked.... pleased but shocked....... Goves bollocks began to swell .......... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Come on in Michael, bellows Boris as he remembers he hasn't had his Viagra and sees his beast decline into the tiny gerbil it is. He starts to sweat with nerves"
And then boris Johnson walks in  |
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Jen screamed in her sleep. Sweat dripped from her body as she sat bolt upright. Alone.
Definitely no politicians or despots in her bedroom.
Would this curse never be lifted from her subconscious fantasies? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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The powerful sperm in the room is too much for Michelle and Jen so they put out the dyson and start cleaning.. the only thing getting sucked is the carpet  |
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Unbeknown to all involved, WW3 had kicked off and everyone had approximately 3 minutes left before they would be vapourised. If only the world famous hacker Dangermouse was around to redirect the missiles at the pitcairns but he was in the bath fiddling with his Willy… |
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World Cup Willy popped his head above the soap suds just in time to give the warning and DangerMouse was able to save the day.
Then they got into their matching bathrobes and walked out to the hottub.. |
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...coloured erotica paintings that were adorned around the Hot Tub Room.
DangerMouse! was like a docile rat around Rickshawed's fiesty ferret. It wasn't long before Jen and Michelle turned up and... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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they stripped off their skin to reveal they were monstrous tentacled aliens from the planet Thragnos sixty nine.
In hideous gargling voices they said: 'We have come to your puny planet to learn of this Earth thing called sex. If you do not please us, we shall destroy you all!' |
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they stripped off their skin to reveal they were monstrous tentacled aliens from the planet Thragnos sixty nine.
In hideous gargling voices they said: 'We have come to your puny planet to learn of this Earth thing called sex. If you do not please us, we shall destroy you all!'"
https://youtu.be/3f8sjzETQ5o |
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By (user no longer on site)
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they stripped off their skin to reveal they were monstrous tentacled aliens from the planet Thragnos sixty nine.
In hideous gargling voices they said: 'We have come to your puny planet to learn of this Earth thing called sex. If you do not please us, we shall destroy you all!'
https://youtu.be/3f8sjzETQ5o"
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"Stories and Fantasies might be a better bet for this stuff!"
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I think the above story should be domiciled in The Lounge. Besides, I'm quite intrigued about the lecherous shenanigans of Rickshawed and DangerMouse. |
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"Stories and Fantasies might be a better bet for this stuff!
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I think the above story should be domiciled in The Lounge. Besides, I'm quite intrigued about the lecherous shenanigans of Rickshawed and DangerMouse."
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