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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Margot Robbie to kiss me under the mistletoe...
Unfortunately, it'll probably end up being a Lynx Africa gift set  "
Margot Robbie will kiss you under a Lynx Africa gift set?   |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Lindt chocolate and florentines for me please Santa. What I'll actually get is an unwanted scarf, an ugly jumper, and abuse from my mother-in-law. Can't wait  "
Santa will see what he can do about the chocolate and florentines, sadly the rest has to happen too as that’s what the MIL wants Santa to bring HER for Christmas (you’ll never be good enough for her boy  ) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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".. more sleeeeeeps!!
   
Who’s excited?
What do you want from Santa’s bulging sack?
Bonus points to the first person who whinges it’s only November!
What we really really want is for it to come home "
It is. It IS coming home! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Margot Robbie to kiss me under the mistletoe...
Unfortunately, it'll probably end up being a Lynx Africa gift set "
Please dont forget the measuring of your cock for size comparison with that lynx can
(Standard fab pic)
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Margot Robbie to kiss me under the mistletoe...
Unfortunately, it'll probably end up being a Lynx Africa gift set
Please dont forget the measuring of your cock for size comparison with that lynx can
(Standard fab pic)
(Mrs) "
Even if it's the travel size can?  |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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Ahh you're Willy again! Hi Willy.
Am I excited?
F yes.
What do I want from Santa's heavy sack?
The perfect trinity obviously. Got to help him unload.
I don't actually want any presents. Maybe a letter. Or a spa break but that's more an experience. That's the sort of thing I'd love. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We don't say the the C word in this house until December but while you're asking I'll have a new pair of Dr Martens please. If dishy men are a must then Idris Elba thank you kindly |
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By *ove2Couple
over a year ago
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"Ahh you're Willy again! Hi Willy.
Am I excited?
F yes.
What do I want from Santa's heavy sack?
The perfect trinity obviously. Got to help him unload.
I don't actually want any presents. Maybe a letter. Or a spa break but that's more an experience. That's the sort of thing I'd love."
Would prefer to be a postman. That way I can unload sack everyday |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Ahh you're Willy again! Hi Willy.
Am I excited?
F yes.
What do I want from Santa's heavy sack?
The perfect trinity obviously. Got to help him unload.
I don't actually want any presents. Maybe a letter. Or a spa break but that's more an experience. That's the sort of thing I'd love.
Would prefer to be a postman. That way I can unload sack everyday "
Every day? Nah, give me Santa who comes once a year and has a bulging sack and has the perfect gift for me to unwrap. |
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