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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sorry to sound stupid I'm lost what you mean"
Basically
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Someone asked for help and the fire squad shot him out off fab
Utter shocking to say the lest from people who clame to be good people told bs |
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"Hi I'm struggling to get any joy on here I know there are many guys and it's hard to compete just wondering if any ladies had any pointers that may help me in the right direction please"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As i am not a lady, i am unable to help you but i cant resist.
Punctuation would be a start.
And now i shall baten down the hatches"
Batten. There are two Ts. |
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Hello mate. Obviously not a lady but I always say be yourself. It’s ok to ask for advice but you’ll have so many different answers you could end up being something you’re not and uncomfortable with it. Good luck butty  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh hi, I'm a male member seeking attention to and discovering that "fancy a fuck" doesn't work...so I thought I'd post on here and get attention that way ..... DM me your abuse please
Ta muchly  |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
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Not a lady but I'll give the same advice I give anyone that asks.
Put serious effort into your profile. If you're not sure what that means browse other male profiles and see what theirs looks like in terms of words and pictures. But never copy - be yourself otherwise you're just pretending to be someone else to boost your chances.
Other than that? Clubs, socials and don't rely just on Fab. If you struggle in the real world it'll be ten times harder online.
I've just seen the other 'advice' thread mentioned previously. The OP on that one was given good advice as well as some blunt. But there's no easy route, quick fix or magic wand.
If what you're doing isn't working then change it. But don't expect anyone to do the work for you and don't think any one piece of advice will be the answer to your prayers - it won't.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As i am not a lady, i am unable to help you but i cant resist.
Punctuation would be a start.
And now i shall baten down the hatchesbatten
My spelling is awful.. "
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"Oh hi, I'm a male member seeking attention to and discovering that "fancy a fuck" doesn't work...so I thought I'd post on here and get attention that way ..... DM me your abuse please
Ta muchly "
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"As i am not a lady, i am unable to help you but i cant resist.
Punctuation would be a start.
And now i shall baten down the hatchesbatten "
1. Capitalise the letter I when it is alone.
2. There should be an apostrophe in can't.
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O.P.
Take a picture from a different angle. The one you have gives a very distorted view of your body.
THEN
Delete the text on your profile and do a few sentences of what you can offer to anyone who meets you. Sexwise and personality wise... not cake or flowers. |
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over a year ago
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I would think about changing your name, get more pics from different angles.
Then I would rewrite the bio so it’s easier to read. Don’t put yourself down, plenty of women like dad bods on here.
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"No need to be defensive in your profile, vast majority of women here have kids!
Ok thanks I've just edited it so hopefully doesn't come across so negative or defensive "
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I recommend that you read several forum posts from guys looking for help, to get a general feel of the typical issues and tips.
It helps if you can understand what somebody wants when they view a user. They'll probably want to get confident that you could be a good potential partner. They'll want to find your personality and physically attractive, as best it's able to tell from a Web page.
How you achieve it is your challenge and choice. People respect honesty but remember that companies selling products don't labour the nitty gritty of their less interesting product parts, dirty oily parts on used cars etc, when you want a car for the pleasure and freedom, etc that it can provide.
Look at a lot of men's profiles and get a feel for how they do things - not to copy, but to do things better, in your own way. We don't generally want cock pics but we do prefer to grasp a feel for your physical self, as we'd potentially be in intimate physical contact with you.
Get out to socials and clubs. DY5 is in a great position |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Better pictures, your profile one hurts my eyes.
Your username gives me the ick. Not sure why.
Went to read your profile, got two words in and gave up. Punctuation is your friend. It's a wall of text. No breaks, no lines, no full stops. So I didn't even read it.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm thick skinned worst case I just block there profile "
That’s the attitude that’s needed
And second. Don’t think of it as ‘competing’. Or you’re saying it’s a competition, and life, swinging, sex isn’t.
I don’t compete with anyone in here, in fact, I’m unsure if anyone would want to play the same game as me
3rd. Get to a social or a club, you won’t regret it. |
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I would have to agree with others about your username; you don’t really come across as a chav
The bio is fine, just some punctuation to make it easier to read and never take photos from underneath … I’m crap with a camera but know this is a big no no! |
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"I would have to agree with others about your us… I’m crap with a camera but know this is a big no no!
I’d take photos if I was under you.. 
then I’d look like roadkill x"
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Not perfect op but that is much better than what you have. As others have mentioned change the name !!!!! “chav” has to go, also experimenting with camera angles is fine but don’t just post up the first one you take and definitely not just pictures of your dick ffs your pictures are effectively your first impression…. Most importantly be you, definitely take no for an answer and stay respectful
I have just recently moved into the DY5 area. I'm a cheeky chap once I get to know you
I come across quite shy sometimes but once I’m comfortable I’m very outgoing. Looking for some naughty fun with some naughty friendly people. If your looking for a six pack I’m obviously not your man but I rock the dad bod hard .....
More than happy to chat and get to know each first (maybe meet socially).
I do love to have a laugh and a good conversation.
My kids always come first however if I say I’m going to meet I will be there.
I'm a genuine guy just after some genuine fun times |
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That whole "I'm shy at first then a cheeky chappy when you get to know me" makes me think of someone who doesn't have enough personality to carry a conversation sober then has a few beers and starts shouting stuff like "LADS" and "GET YER TITS OUT LUV" |
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