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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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What's one sexual thing you've done that you would never do again?
I don't have any  but wondering what kinda adventurous crazy acts have happened to you lovely lot! |
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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago
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Tried this Ann Summer tingly lube with this lass from Manchester lol said ‘use small amount on tube’ but when she saw my Willy Wonka she said “we gonna need to glaze this pole if I’m gonna ride it deep”haha so she slapped on loads.
Omg  
Within seconds I felt a tingly sensation & thought we’ll this is gonna be fun. Then it felt warm, warm, warmer, omg warmer then wtf my dick is on fire
F#ck me that shit almost burnt my dick off had to run to the bathroom lol
Ofcourse she thought I was being a drama queen and applied some to her lady garden yep her bush was on fire too haha.
Moral of the story: just stick to normal lube  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"When I was in the Ministry of Defence I once made love to the Brigadier's daughter.
Never again. Do not screw with the Royal Army."
Least you made love and didn't fuck her brains out eh? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When I was in the Ministry of Defence I once made love to the Brigadier's daughter.
Never again. Do not screw with the Royal Army.
Least you made love and didn't fuck her brains out eh?"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"There are people that I would do again but I can't think of anything sexual that I have tried and wouldn't repeat  "
HC wouldn't expect anything other from you, you crumpet  |
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