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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A defibrillator.do you have trouble with your car? 
Yes. It’s electric and they’re going to start charging me road tax  "
Do electric chariots not use the road? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A defibrillator.do you have trouble with your car?
Yes. It’s electric and they’re going to start charging me road tax
Do electric chariots not use the road?"
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A defibrillator.do you have trouble with your car?
Yes. It’s electric and they’re going to start charging me road tax
Do electric chariots not use the road?
Jokes don’t really work around here, do they?"
Yours or my contextual analysis of your wish not to pay road tax? |
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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago
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Ginger ale.
Noodles.
Yuk sun, sweet & sour, Cantonese sauce. Prawn crackers.
Whitesnake & black Sabbath & Dokken & Hanoi Rocks cd's. Will I need me player too or will they have their own?
An eternal massage & happy ending? I guess I'm in hell right or limbo?    |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm going to take my clothes, I don't fancy wandering around the afterlife naked ..
I think you get given some sort of gown?"
Ah okay, I will leave my clothes behind and take my binoculars instead xx
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Contained everything for his afterlife .
What would you take?
Me, my Viz Annuals, everything Rick Mayall every stared in, a few jizz mags and a large bottle of Lea and Perrins.  "
Are u using the L&P as lube?!!! |
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My fine antique wallet, my shoes, my inhibitions and the last ten glowing verifications from my paramours.
After a tricentenary period I would like people to know that I was, amongst other things, a champion lover.  |
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By *yron69 OP Man
over a year ago
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"Contained everything for his afterlife .
What would you take?
Me, my Viz Annuals, everything Rick Mayall every stared in, a few jizz mags and a large bottle of Lea and Perrins.
Are u using the L&P as lube?!!! "
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