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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago
Chelmsford |
The Police have caught a criminal called The Cat Flap Burgler who got his name by using catflaps to reach in and grab house keys etc ..
He targeted houses with cat flaps. Tom wonders how many police man hours are used in inventing these sexed up names for criminals they are after..
It's all over the news .. |
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"The Police have caught a criminal called The Cat Flap Burgler who got his name by using catflaps to reach in and grab house keys etc ..
He targeted houses with cat flaps. Tom wonders how many police man hours are used in inventing these sexed up names for criminals they are after..
It's all over the news .."
I can just imagine a police officer, sat at a desk, tasked with dreaming up a fresh moniker for the “burglar who takes advantage of cat flaps”, now then; cat flap, burglar, what can I call him? This is going to take me hours……  |
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over a year ago
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Tom wonders how many police man hours are used in inventing these sexed up names for criminals they are after..
It's all over the news .."
Er.
None? That sort of thing gets left to the media. |
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"Similar happened in Ikea- that was the flat pack burglar
Crips how complex were his assembly instructions."
They didn't start out at Ikea, they built up experience over time, originally starting with footwear for the summer...the flip flop burglar  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Are these police leaking these names of these criminals to the media though... Just for a few extra quid. Many cops are using food banks these days. "
Maybe they’re doing it to add money to the Christmas party kitty. |
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