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"shower shit shave done "Shit first surely?!   | |||
well before I think about a shower | |||
"shower shit shave done
Shit first surely?! "lol noooooooo ive been doing it in the wrong bloody order  | |||
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"Well decide what to wear then try on 10 different outfits and go through undies and decide what undies then what shoes ha ha Then shower,shave,wash hair,blow dry,make up. Then get dressed spend 10 mins looking in the mirror and decide to get changed again. God I'm boring myself here pmsl Oh to be a man "I'm not sure it's much easier. The debate over elephant trunk pants or trouser snake pants is an eternal problem for me | |||
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"Iron clothes , shave, nails then a nice long soak in the bath listening to some relaxing vibes ..... Nod off in bath , wake up in a panic fall out of bath banging head on door frame , arrive at meet looking like I've just done 5 rounds with Tyson, had plenty of conversation material though . Must've made a good impression she's still seeing me lol "And they reckon I'm dangerous | |||
"Iron clothes , shave, nails then a nice long soak in the bath listening to some relaxing vibes ..... Nod off in bath , wake up in a panic fall out of bath banging head on door frame , arrive at meet looking like I've just done 5 rounds with Tyson, had plenty of conversation material though . Must've made a good impression she's still seeing me lol
And they reckon I'm dangerous "(Mascara....)
Runs and hides.....! | |||
"Judging by what the ladies have planned for me on another thread, I need to add a good rubbing all over of lard or cooking oil as well "What thread? Have missed something | |||
"Judging by what the ladies have planned for me on another thread, I need to add a good rubbing all over of lard or cooking oil as well
What thread? Have missed something "I'm not telling you. You'll join in too 
I'm scared.... | |||
"Mine starts with sitting in front of my shoes
well before I think about a shower "Hahahaha. I get dressed from the feet up for a night out! I choose my shoes then decide what to wear with them!! | |||
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"Mine starts with sitting in front of my shoes
well before I think about a shower
Hahahaha. I get dressed from the feet up for a night out! I choose my shoes then decide what to wear with them!! "Yes because the stockings need to work with the shoes | |||
