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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Just me or is there something about flight attendants?

Whats yours?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I heard software testers are pretty hot

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bush trimmers

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By *icky1127Man over a year ago

staines

Mechanic

Coz i am

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By *ovingSussexLifeMan over a year ago

West Sussex

Proctologist

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By *icky1127Man over a year ago

staines

Which bushes u talking about madam

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Busy Barmaids

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Busy Barmaids

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Busty even

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By *ysticmykeyMan over a year ago

Sheffield

I can assure you, it ain't payroll

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Busy Barmaids

Busty even

Busy, busty barmaids have that added attitude

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By *rtyIanMan over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

Armed forces

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By *ull English with teaMan over a year ago

London

Newsagent

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By *viatrixWoman over a year ago

Redhill

I was going to say “Airline pilots” , but I’ll add…

Young and attractive airline pilots.

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By *aptain Caveman41Man over a year ago

Home

Dog walker

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By *lephantisMan over a year ago

Oxford

Academics are insanely sexy, I gather.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Doctors Receptionists.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pr0st1tut3s

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Military

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By *ornycougaWoman over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

Software testers without a doubt

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan over a year ago

Willenhall

Numbers girl on Countdown.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pest controller.

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By *al kalMan over a year ago

london

HMRC people.

If they find your accounts are not in order you might get “really screwed”

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By *mwirralMan over a year ago

wirral

Call girl?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"HMRC people.

If they find your accounts are not in order you might get “really screwed”"

This is a good answer. I like this guy.

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By *lynJMan over a year ago

Morden

"I heard software testers are pretty hot"

Almost as hot as software engineers

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Those bods at Sydney University

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By *aptain Caveman41Man over a year ago

Home

Dildo testers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

plumbers, if you believe certain films

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Firemen

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By *ustdaveHantsMan over a year ago

chippenham

Soldiers....... So I've heard

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The guy who cuts the lawns on the Pepsi advert who had a twin brother who fixed the lifts in the other Pepsi advert.

Perhaps they could job share

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By *r PantyMan over a year ago

Morpeth

Electricians - lets be fair they bring light out of the dark - as if by magic

No I'm not an electrician ....... OK you've sussed me, yes I am

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By *TG3Man over a year ago

Dorchester

Cloak room attendant

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Obviously it's machine operators

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Based on every porno to ever exist.. if you fix stuff, you bang stuff.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fluffer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There’s something sexy about a powersuit look… figure hugging skirt…heels….blouse….

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Based on every porno to ever exist.. if you fix stuff, you bang stuff."

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By *it4uMan over a year ago

Brighton / Eastbourne / SW France

"Based on every porno to ever exist.. if you fix stuff, you bang stuff."

I fix stuff all the time, nothing goes bang though

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Works work

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By *ickshawedCouple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"I heard software testers are pretty hot"

Strange, I heard the same about office workers. Especially the ones who work from home in jogging bottoms, hoodies and fluffy slippers

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By *ordo320Man over a year ago

Gatwick

"I was going to say “Airline pilots” , but I’ll add…

Young and attractive airline pilots.

I’d be saying cabin crew too

Perfect fit with pilots

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By *ust-a-GuyMan over a year ago

"I heard software testers are pretty hot

Strange, I heard the same about office workers. Especially the ones who work from home in jogging bottoms, hoodies and fluffy slippers

With stockings and lingerie underneath?

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By *lexV16Man over a year ago

Welling

Senior management like COO, CEO, CFO etc for ladies.

Pilots of commercial airlines for guys

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I heard software testers are pretty hot

Strange, I heard the same about office workers. Especially the ones who work from home in jogging bottoms, hoodies and fluffy slippers

Are you watching me?

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

Men in orange overalls - think oil rigs

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By *viatrixWoman over a year ago

Redhill

"I was going to say “Airline pilots” , but I’ll add…

Young and attractive airline pilots.

I’d be saying cabin crew too

Perfect fit with pilots

Doors to automatic and cross-checked

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By *tryder83Man over a year ago

Sheffield

……. No one gonna mention IT consultant?…. (Awkwardly drinks his water)…..

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By *ickshawedCouple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"I heard software testers are pretty hot

Strange, I heard the same about office workers. Especially the ones who work from home in jogging bottoms, hoodies and fluffy slippers

With stockings and lingerie underneath?"

Just long johns

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

Proctologist.

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

"……. No one gonna mention IT consultant?…. (Awkwardly drinks his water)….."

Is that where you tell people to switch it off and on again?

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By *tryder83Man over a year ago

Sheffield

"……. No one gonna mention IT consultant?…. (Awkwardly drinks his water)…..

Is that where you tell people to switch it off and on again?"

Kinda…..

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By *rFoxAndXenoCouple over a year ago

Weymouth

A naughty maid for sure

The reality of being a cleaner is not nearly as glamorous

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By *ust-a-GuyMan over a year ago

"I heard software testers are pretty hot

Strange, I heard the same about office workers. Especially the ones who work from home in jogging bottoms, hoodies and fluffy slippers

With stockings and lingerie underneath?

Just long johns

You do make them sexy

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By *ister_ee_1981Man over a year ago

Sunniest Exeter...

"I can assure you, it ain't payroll"

Can confirm...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Busy Barmaids

Trouble is they’re just too damn busy to stop for a chat

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By *ickshawedCouple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"I heard software testers are pretty hot

Strange, I heard the same about office workers. Especially the ones who work from home in jogging bottoms, hoodies and fluffy slippers

Are you watching me?

Maybe

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By *rispyDuckMan over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Pornstar maybe?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Air hostess, also there's something about bank staff - saw a woman in a Barclays uniform the other day with seamed stockings on and thought oooft

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By *leanor1717Woman over a year ago

Gillingham

Armed forces, specifically the Army

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

"……. No one gonna mention IT consultant?…. (Awkwardly drinks his water)…..

Is that where you tell people to switch it off and on again?

Kinda…..

That's sexy

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan over a year ago

Willenhall

"Based on every porno to ever exist.. if you fix stuff, you bang stuff."

Err...surely that's if you bang stuff, you don't fix stuff?

I mean, in what porno does the plumber actually fix the leak he was called out to fix in the first place?

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan over a year ago

Willenhall

"Men in orange overalls - think oil rigs

Or Guantanamo Bay?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

JD shop workers, I’m sure they have a policy of hiring people that make me feel like I’m punching even just by looking at them

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Men in orange overalls - think Guantanamo Bay

Blimey that's kinky Babs...

Winston

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By *TG3Man over a year ago

Dorchester

Undertaker

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By *im75Her77Couple over a year ago

937 S.W.

Any job/career other than the one you are I have or have ever had.

It is the mystery of not knowing the downsides of the unknown that makes all of the others seem glamorous at all times.

The day you start an unexperienced occupation is the day ya learn that they too SUCK BAWLLLZZZZZ!

-M

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Barbra from Gregg's something about the way she handled my sausage roll

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