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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Best Christmas song lyrics. Corey Taylor - Xm@s. I did a cat.video to this.
O Ho Ho Ho!
There ain't nothing more depressing than a pine tree
Gussied up candy canes and balls
Those carolers have kept me up for hours
It's Merry Christmas seeping through my walls
Now I'm no wiccan commie or nothing
But there's one damn holiday that I can't stand
It ain't Halloween or Thanksgiving or even April Fools
But it'll surely make a fool out of every man
HA
If I ain't d*unk then it ain't Christmas
You know where to stick those jingle bells
If I ain't hammered it ain't hanukkah
And all you motherfuckers go to hell
If I ain't cockeyed then it Kwanzaa
Joy to the world and jack and
If I ain't d*unk then it ain't Christmas
Cause I never anything but broke
Now every year the malls are just a madhouse
Full of empty pockets, thoughts and smiles
Just the smell of Eggnog makes me vomit
And those colored lights are fucking infantile
I think we collectively as the people
Should rise against this corporate jolly noise
And tell the world:
"Let's buy some piece and quiet for a change"
Before we spend it all on fucking toys.
HA
So if I ain't d*unk then it ain't Christmas
You know where to stick those jingle bells
If I ain't hammered it ain't hanukkah
Fa la la la la go fuck yourself!
If I ain't cockeyed it ain't Kwanzaa
Joy to the world of getting stoned
If I ain't d*unk then it ain't Christmas
So leave this god damn scrooge the fuck alone.
HA
MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS! |
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By *ames5169 OP Man
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"Best Christmas song lyrics. Corey Taylor - Xm@s. I did a cat.video to this.
O Ho Ho Ho!
There ain't nothing more depressing than a pine tree
Gussied up candy canes and balls
Those carolers have kept me up for hours
It's Merry Christmas seeping through my walls
Now I'm no wiccan commie or nothing
But there's one damn holiday that I can't stand
It ain't Halloween or Thanksgiving or even April Fools
But it'll surely make a fool out of every man
HA
If I ain't d*unk then it ain't Christmas
You know where to stick those jingle bells
If I ain't hammered it ain't hanukkah
And all you motherfuckers go to hell
If I ain't cockeyed then it Kwanzaa
Joy to the world and jack and
If I ain't d*unk then it ain't Christmas
Cause I never anything but broke
Now every year the malls are just a madhouse
Full of empty pockets, thoughts and smiles
Just the smell of Eggnog makes me vomit
And those colored lights are fucking infantile
I think we collectively as the people
Should rise against this corporate jolly noise
And tell the world:
"Let's buy some piece and quiet for a change"
Before we spend it all on fucking toys.
HA
So if I ain't d*unk then it ain't Christmas
You know where to stick those jingle bells
If I ain't hammered it ain't hanukkah
Fa la la la la go fuck yourself!
If I ain't cockeyed it ain't Kwanzaa
Joy to the world of getting stoned
If I ain't d*unk then it ain't Christmas
So leave this god damn scrooge the fuck alone.
HA
MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS!"
Bah humbug!!! |
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By *ames5169 OP Man
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"Is your sack full?
Can you stuff any more nuts in your mouth?
How is the cock looking?
Did Santa give you something nice in the night?
...."
Love your suggestions xx. I’ve been trying to get your attention!! Xxxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is your sack full?
Can you stuff any more nuts in your mouth?
How is the cock looking?
Did Santa give you something nice in the night?
...."
1 Why you offering?
2 happy with popcorn for now
3 better with a set of lips round it
4 not look for single guys |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Best Christmas song lyrics. Corey Taylor - Xm@s. I did a cat.video to this.
O Ho Ho Ho!
There ain't nothing more depressing than a pine tree
Gussied up candy canes and balls
Those carolers have kept me up for hours
It's Merry Christmas seeping through my walls
Now I'm no wiccan commie or nothing
But there's one damn holiday that I can't stand
It ain't Halloween or Thanksgiving or even April Fools
But it'll surely make a fool out of every man
HA
If I ain't d*unk then it ain't Christmas
You know where to stick those jingle bells
If I ain't hammered it ain't hanukkah
And all you motherfuckers go to hell
If I ain't cockeyed then it Kwanzaa
Joy to the world and jack and
If I ain't d*unk then it ain't Christmas
Cause I never anything but broke
Now every year the malls are just a madhouse
Full of empty pockets, thoughts and smiles
Just the smell of Eggnog makes me vomit
And those colored lights are fucking infantile
I think we collectively as the people
Should rise against this corporate jolly noise
And tell the world:
"Let's buy some piece and quiet for a change"
Before we spend it all on fucking toys.
HA
So if I ain't d*unk then it ain't Christmas
You know where to stick those jingle bells
If I ain't hammered it ain't hanukkah
Fa la la la la go fuck yourself!
If I ain't cockeyed it ain't Kwanzaa
Joy to the world of getting stoned
If I ain't d*unk then it ain't Christmas
So leave this god damn scrooge the fuck alone.
HA
MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS!
Bah humbug!!!"
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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago
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"Is your sack full?
Can you stuff any more nuts in your mouth?
How is the cock looking?
Did Santa give you something nice in the night?
....
Love your suggestions xx. I’ve been trying to get your attention!! Xxxx"
Well you did with this thread. Christmas and innuendo are 2 of my fave things and you have brought them together |
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By *ames5169 OP Man
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"Is your sack full?
Can you stuff any more nuts in your mouth?
How is the cock looking?
Did Santa give you something nice in the night?
....
Love your suggestions xx. I’ve been trying to get your attention!! Xxxx
Well you did with this thread. Christmas and innuendo are 2 of my fave things and you have brought them together "
Glad you were impressed xxx I sadly can’t message you xx maybe you could drop me a line for more innuendo fun xxx |
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