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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Who thinks these things are disgusting and so outdated with no privacy and young kids using them being vunerable.I was talking today with a friend about how alot of the health and safety has gone crazy these days but something like urinals are still about.Any thoughts?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Agreed! F*****g filthy and like you said, in obvious _iew of others

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Are you bored by any chance? What would you like to see in the local gents? Men will piss a gainst a frikkin lamp post or a tree if neccessary. You have obviously never bee nto France, where the urinals are outside for all the world to see, from the neck up that is, but everyone knows what you are doing.

Like we need more bloody healthy and safety nonsense, now you want them to get involved as to how and where you take a leak?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

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By *issHottieBottieWoman  over a year ago

Kent


"[Removed by poster at 13/12/12 21:32:43]"

I thought that was a good reply! Lol x

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


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I thought that was a good reply! Lol x "

Bugger took it off thinking i was abit harsh on him lol now what did i say i wwill put it back up lol

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

The ones in Derby bus station charge me 20p for the honour of "spending a penny" in something I helped build

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By *ezebelWoman  over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

Youd never catch a guy on here wafting his wanger for people to see would you?

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By *rightonsteveMan  over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I usually go in a cubicle anyway so I can read the graffiti, and not look at other mens cocks or have guys looking at mine.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

From a woman' s point if _iew, try letting your young male child go into a male toilet, knowing there is a possibility of some male adult taking advantage while using the urinal.

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By *ara JTV/TS  over a year ago

Bristol East

Why do we have separate toilets for men and women?

We would not need separate toilets if urinals were abolished and toilets were just enclosed cubicles.

Then people like would not get embarrassed when they forget which clothes they are wearing while out.

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By *Ryan-Man  over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Why do we have separate toilets for men and women?

We would not need separate toilets if urinals were abolished and toilets were just enclosed cubicles.

Then people like would not get embarrassed when they forget which clothes they are wearing while out.

"

Because we would pee all over the seat when the women left it down.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

To be fair, they might be a tad unhygienic to say the least, but I'm still standing.

...and not once do I recall seeing anyone's penis but my own when I was younger and using a urinal.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"To be fair, they might be a tad unhygienic to say the least, but I'm still standing.

...and not once do I recall seeing anyone's penis but my own when I was younger and using a urinal. "

you only see the guys next to you if you are looking and unhygienic they may be, but I'd far rather stand and take a leak than sit.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"To be fair, they might be a tad unhygienic to say the least, but I'm still standing.

...and not once do I recall seeing anyone's penis but my own when I was younger and using a urinal.

you only see the guys next to you if you are looking and unhygienic they may be, but I'd far rather stand and take a leak than sit. "

Exactly. You aren't going to get all the men to sit down when they pee!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

As a mother and so not a frequented of urinals lol I have the impression that to stand at a urinal involves a certain amount of exposure. I think that the OP has a point and I would suggest a partition rather than open area? Health and safety around child protection is better that ever but urinals seemto be an obvious overlooked case.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"To be fair, they might be a tad unhygienic to say the least, but I'm still standing.

...and not once do I recall seeing anyone's penis but my own when I was younger and using a urinal. "

Maybe you were to busy watching the ciggie butts floating by in those trough urinals eh lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Most urinals have partitions and have had for many years. the ones that don't are the exception rather than the rule. i know this because I use them and wroked as a plumber on construction sites for many years. The old "open" urinals are founf mainly in old pubs and a number of public toilets. Glasgow boy just wanted his name in lights, unless Glasgow is still in the dark ages, that's one city I have never been to, so I can't really comment.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple  over a year ago

in Lancashire


"As a mother and so not a frequented of urinals lol I have the impression that to stand at a urinal involves a certain amount of exposure. I think that the OP has a point and I would suggest a partition rather than open area? Health and safety around child protection is better that ever but urinals seemto be an obvious overlooked case."

on that point the OP does have a point yes, but then to say what he did was uncalled for and needless..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Most urinals have partitions and have had for many years. the ones that don't are the exception rather than the rule. i know this because I use them and wroked as a plumber on construction sites for many years. The old "open" urinals are founf mainly in old pubs and a number of public toilets. Glasgow boy just wanted his name in lights, unless Glasgow is still in the dark ages, that's one city I have never been to, so I can't really comment."

Well, must be found in Truro too lol. Actually, still seem to be everywhere. Roll on H and S tackling this.

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By *nnyMan  over a year ago

Glasgow


"Most urinals have partitions and have had for many years. the ones that don't are the exception rather than the rule. i know this because I use them and wroked as a plumber on construction sites for many years. The old "open" urinals are founf mainly in old pubs and a number of public toilets. Glasgow boy just wanted his name in lights, unless Glasgow is still in the dark ages, that's one city I have never been to, so I can't really comment."

There's still plenty of 'channel' urinals the length and breadth of the country. Public toilets, as in those provided by larger local authorities, are mostly much better, if fewer and further between.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Must be the type of place you frequent then.

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By *nnyMan  over a year ago

Glasgow


"Must be the type of place you frequent then."

Thankfully yes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Are you bored by any chance? What would you like to see in the local gents? Men will piss a gainst a frikkin lamp post or a tree if neccessary. You have obviously never bee nto France, where the urinals are outside for all the world to see, from the neck up that is, but everyone knows what you are doing.

Like we need more bloody healthy and safety nonsense, now you want them to get involved as to how and where you take a leak? "

My choice of word may have been incorrect with my first reply I should have used the word expose, anyway enough of that. I would rather see any person from the neck up taking a pee than exposing himself/herself while peeing in a public loo.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

mens public toilets in general are fcuking disgusting and i try to avoid even taking a piss in one at all costs

the cubicles where u get ur privacy are the worst. wall to wall shit

you can smell the gents before its in sight in most shopping malls

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Most urinals have partitions and have had for many years. the ones that don't are the exception rather than the rule. i know this because I use them and wroked as a plumber on construction sites for many years. The old "open" urinals are founf mainly in old pubs and a number of public toilets. Glasgow boy just wanted his name in lights, unless Glasgow is still in the dark ages, that's one city I have never been to, so I can't really comment."

Glasgow boy just wanted his name up in lights ha ha yeah right I won't even go there. Yes Scotland must be still in the dark ages as every local council leasure /swimming centre ,cinema,indoor softplay area and pub I frequent they are all still open urinals.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"mens public toilets in general are fcuking disgusting and i try to avoid even taking a piss in one at all costs

the cubicles where u get ur privacy are the worst. wall to wall shit

you can smell the gents before its in sight in most shopping malls "

I agree lol Do you think we need more public loos but managered with a cleaner/ attendant and all urinals used in public or private places used by the public fully enclosed?

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By *john121Man  over a year ago

staffs

5 separate urinals, a guy at either end, where do you stand? and where do you look?

have you just pissed on your shoes?

now after you've said the one in the middle, it's half time you've queued for 10 mins the second half is about to get under way, now where do you stand? and where do you look?

and have you just pissed on your shoes caus you daren't look down! and haven't shaken properly?

dont we get hung up on things when it suits!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Some of the male toilets in Schiphol Airport have an image of a house fly etched into each urinal bowl in order to give users something to aim at……

Apparently this results in an 80% reduction in the amount of piss covered floors that toilets without the fly experience at the same airport….

Hey, its on the internet so it must be true!!!!

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By *innamon!Woman  over a year ago

no matter


"Why do we have separate toilets for men and women?

We would not need separate toilets if urinals were abolished and toilets were just enclosed cubicles.

Then people like would not get embarrassed when they forget which clothes they are wearing while out.

"

Can you imagine the Smell If toilets were unisex..Mens toilets always stink .

blerggg.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Blokes toilets are usually very dirty but then its only the guys who put them in this condition

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Some of the male toilets in Schiphol Airport have an image of a house fly etched into each urinal bowl in order to give users something to aim at……

Apparently this results in an 80% reduction in the amount of piss covered floors that toilets without the fly experience at the same airport….

Hey, its on the internet so it must be true!!!!

"

On the Dragons Den there was a guy trying to get investment for a urinal with a pee controlled video game unfortunately he didnt get the investment lol

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By *coobyroo218Couple  over a year ago

Guernsey

I used to run a town center pub many years ago and believe me when I say after a Friday and Saturday night it was a always the women's toilets that disgusted me more.

Will not tell you what but lets just say they should be ashamed of themselves, no wonder so many women choose to use mens toilets

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By *mileyBWoman  over a year ago

Northwood

and they stink

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By *am123Man  over a year ago

essex chelmsford


"From a woman' s point if _iew, try letting your young male child go into a male toilet, knowing there is a possibility of some male adult taking advantage while using the urinal. "
please!! most of the youngsters go in the cubicle anway if ther that small and couldnt reach anyway

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I think they are vile !

I think men that use them to meet other men are even more vile

I always go in a cubicle irregardless of how long I have to wait.

Mind you, most of them leave plenty to be desired too

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"From a woman' s point if _iew, try letting your young male child go into a male toilet, knowing there is a possibility of some male adult taking advantage while using the urinal. please!! most of the youngsters go in the cubicle anway if ther that small and couldnt reach anyway "
I dont think toilets are full of guys waiting for little boys to come in lol

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire

In belguim a lot of toilets are for both sexes. WHat makes me go yuckyucky are those stand up things in the middle of the street where the guy can go for a piss. I hate walking by them if a guy is n there. You can see there head and feet. Then they walk out still doing their flies up

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By *uro anchorMan  over a year ago

Coventry

are you taking the piss.... who gives a shit....

its not the pissing youve got to be worried about.. its the dirty fuckers that dont wash their hands after..

you ladies do it too....

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Some of the male toilets in Schiphol Airport have an image of a house fly etched into each urinal bowl in order to give users something to aim at……

Apparently this results in an 80% reduction in the amount of piss covered floors that toilets without the fly experience at the same airport….

Hey, its on the internet so it must be true!!!!

"

They have that fly thing in the mens toilets at flanders field museum

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"From a woman' s point if _iew, try letting your young male child go into a male toilet, knowing there is a possibility of some male adult taking advantage while using the urinal. please!! most of the youngsters go in the cubicle anway if ther that small and couldnt reach anyway I dont think toilets are full of guys waiting for little boys to come in lol"

can't believe some people are this scared

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By *neplusserMan  over a year ago

Birmingham

Ok, firstly its not just men's toilets that stink, women’s can be just as bad! I’ve heard disgusting stories of used tampons carelessly thrown on the floor/toilet lid etc.

Im pro urinal . they stink but I just hold my breath, relieve myself, wash my hands and I’m out within 1-2 mins. It's funny seeing how quick the male queues go down at big events while the women are bursting, knowing they'll have to wait a good 20-30 mins to get in.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"From a woman' s point if _iew, try letting your young male child go into a male toilet, knowing there is a possibility of some male adult taking advantage while using the urinal. please!! most of the youngsters go in the cubicle anway if ther that small and couldnt reach anyway I dont think toilets are full of guys waiting for little boys to come in lol

can't believe some people are this scared"

I agree, its silly

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"are you taking the piss.... who gives a shit....

its not the pissing youve got to be worried about.. its the dirty fuckers that dont wash their hands after..

you ladies do it too...."

So we want fully enclosed CLEAN urinals and automated opening doors so we don't need to touch those disgusting handles at the bottom with our pinkies,,another thought you turn tap on with dirty hands after using the loo then wash hands but then touch the dirty tap again,so we also want automated taps lol yes yes I know many are auto already lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"From a woman' s point if _iew, try letting your young male child go into a male toilet, knowing there is a possibility of some male adult taking advantage while using the urinal. please!! most of the youngsters go in the cubicle anway if ther that small and couldnt reach anyway I dont think toilets are full of guys waiting for little boys to come in lol

can't believe some people are this scared"

Unfortunately I think most parents have this concern.

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"are you taking the piss.... who gives a shit....

its not the pissing youve got to be worried about.. its the dirty fuckers that dont wash their hands after..

you ladies do it too...."

Was in some loos a while back & a guy & his son (5ish) had obviously had a pee. When the boy started to wash his hands the dad asked if he had peed on his hands. The boy replied "no" & the dad said "what are you washing your hands for then"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"are you taking the piss.... who gives a shit....

its not the pissing youve got to be worried about.. its the dirty fuckers that dont wash their hands after..

you ladies do it too....

So we want fully enclosed CLEAN urinals and automated opening doors so we don't need to touch those disgusting handles at the bottom with our pinkies,,another thought you turn tap on with dirty hands after using the loo then wash hands but then touch the dirty tap again,so we also want automated taps lol yes yes I know many are auto already lol"

don't forget the baseball bat for the MILLIONS of perverts who hang around every single gents toilets.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"From a woman' s point if _iew, try letting your young male child go into a male toilet, knowing there is a possibility of some male adult taking advantage while using the urinal. please!! most of the youngsters go in the cubicle anway if ther that small and couldnt reach anyway I dont think toilets are full of guys waiting for little boys to come in lol

can't believe some people are this scared I agree, its silly"

You obviously don't have young children then.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I have never seen a dude's cock while using the urinals. Health and safety nonsense to suggest getting rid of them. I don't want to queue for hours like women have to, to wait for a cubicle. Which are usually covered in piss or housing a floater in the mens toilets.

And kids vulnerable?! That's just silly.

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By *ussypussWoman  over a year ago

South Birmingham waiting for the bf to come back after crimbo

My kids are grown adults now and if ever we were in public and they needed to wee I would take them into the ladies and get them to use the loo in there, private, cleaner and less chance of running into some old perv.

Now both sons are in their 20s they try to avoid having to use public loos, but if they absolutely have to, they will both opt for the cubicles

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I have never seen a dude's cock while using the urinals. Health and safety nonsense to suggest getting rid of them. I don't want to queue for hours like women have to, to wait for a cubicle. Which are usually covered in piss or housing a floater in the mens toilets.

And kids vulnerable?! That's just silly. "

Add enclosed urinals easy solution,these days most new developments have to make allowances for disabled people in general etc which is fair enough so why not abit of privacy when using a urinal.And yes kids are vunerable !!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"My kids are grown adults now and if ever we were in public and they needed to wee I would take them into the ladies and get them to use the loo in there, private, cleaner and less chance of running into some old perv.

Now both sons are in their 20s they try to avoid having to use public loos, but if they absolutely have to, they will both opt for the cubicles"

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By *iewMan  over a year ago
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Angus & Findhorn

are they rife with perverts?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

They don't need to be rife. Children are vulnerable while there. End of.

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By *iewMan  over a year ago
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Angus & Findhorn


"They don't need to be rife. Children are vulnerable while there. End of. "

And partitions between urinals stop what

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By *iewMan  over a year ago
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Angus & Findhorn

I think a child is safer in an open plan urinal than one with soley lockable cubicles.

If vulnerable take him to the ladies and explain why

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Children are more likely to suffer abuse from someone they know rather than some random in a public toilet, when they are most likely being supervised by their parent anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Children are more likely to suffer abuse from someone they know rather than some random in a public toilet, when they are most likely being supervised by their parent anyway. "

Anybody up to no good like that around kids in a public loo would be strong armed out in a heartbeat usually.

or use a loo with an attendant... if any still exist.

Wolf

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Children are more likely to suffer abuse from someone they know rather than some random in a public toilet, when they are most likely being supervised by their parent anyway. "

Millions of public toilets in the UK. Possibly only a handful of reports of saddo's messing with kids in toilets.

However.... I don't want mine to be one of those kids so we both go in the ladies.

I will rethink this when he's 21.

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By *ortheastcoupleukCouple  over a year ago

easington were the sun dont shine

worst ones are the new mcdonalds waterless urinals ,they are serviced by taking the tube out of the bottom which inside has a ball which when full lifts letting the old piss out but always traps some inside sits there till filled

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By *irtyleedsladMan  over a year ago

leeds

Seriously?!?!? In all my years of using public urinals Iv never once had(or heard) of unwanted 'touching'. To say that a child/teen who uses one will be the subject of a 'kiddlefiddlers' lust is just plain stupid. In that case lets wrap all children in burkas, better yet let's just not let them out of the house. The op's statement is just the epitome of today's bullshit P.C world we live in!!! As for other statements such as suggesting getting rid or urinals and having mixed sex toilets- surely by the same logic that would just open up the floodgates for rapists and people to peer over cub locals to watch others pee. If this subject is a concern for you I think you need to look at your outlook on life.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"They don't need to be rife. Children are vulnerable while there. End of.

And partitions between urinals stop what"

Splashback

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Seriously?!?!? In all my years of using public urinals Iv never once had(or heard) of unwanted 'touching'. To say that a child/teen who uses one will be the subject of a 'kiddlefiddlers' lust is just plain stupid. ..."

A quick google search just brought up 4 instances. I stopped counting after that.

I didn't say EVERY child visiting a male toilet would be messed with. I said it happens....

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By *irtyleedsladMan  over a year ago

leeds

Its all just a case of wrapping kids up in cotton wool. Kids now can't do half the things I could as a child and I'm 30, I'm still alive have all my limbs and have had a good time to boot, so have all my friends, not one of them have been abused at the hand of a lurking toilet peado. Of course if you google it you'll find something, that's statistics for you!!! You have a 1 in an 11 million chance of dying in a plane crash......... Bet you still take your kids on holiday abroad, odds of dying in a car crash is 1 in 5000 ( according to brainofbrian.com) yet you'll still take your child in a car!!!!

Statistics don't prove anything, statistically I can prove my cock weighs a stone!!! Pm for the maths but can I quickly say it doesn't in real life before I get blasted!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

What a pointless, bigotted thread

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Its all just a case of wrapping kids up in cotton wool. Kids now can't do half the things I could as a child and I'm 30, I'm still alive have all my limbs and have had a good time to boot, so have all my friends, not one of them have been abused at the hand of a lurking toilet peado. Of course if you google it you'll find something, that's statistics for you!!! You have a 1 in an 11 million chance of dying in a plane crash......... Bet you still take your kids on holiday abroad, odds of dying in a car crash is 1 in 5000 ( according to brainofbrian.com) yet you'll still take your child in a car!!!!

Statistics don't prove anything, statistically I can prove my cock weighs a stone!!! Pm for the maths but can I quickly say it doesn't in real life before I get blasted!!!! "

A stone!! Oh wait you say not really...? Never mind...

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By *irtyleedsladMan  over a year ago

leeds


"What a pointless, bigotted thread"

Exactly my man!! Exactly!!! What about the lesbian peados who might sit and listen to a girl pee?!?!? All a bit daft eh!

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By *irtyleedsladMan  over a year ago

leeds


"Its all just a case of wrapping kids up in cotton wool. Kids now can't do half the things I could as a child and I'm 30, I'm still alive have all my limbs and have had a good time to boot, so have all my friends, not one of them have been abused at the hand of a lurking toilet peado. Of course if you google it you'll find something, that's statistics for you!!! You have a 1 in an 11 million chance of dying in a plane crash......... Bet you still take your kids on holiday abroad, odds of dying in a car crash is 1 in 5000 ( according to brainofbrian.com) yet you'll still take your child in a car!!!!

Statistics don't prove anything, statistically I can prove my cock weighs a stone!!! Pm for the maths but can I quickly say it doesn't in real life before I get blasted!!!!

A stone!! Oh wait you say not really...? Never mind... "

Hey statistically it must be true!!! The maths prove it!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

To be honest the last time I used the gents it was in in a lot better condition than the ladies....... in fact that is why is why I used them because the ladies (in the establishment i was in) was in such poor contition and i fgured it couldnt be any worse I was right and the guys in there just smiled when I opened the door to the 'sit down'

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Its all just a case of wrapping kids up in cotton wool. Kids now can't do half the things I could as a child and I'm 30, I'm still alive have all my limbs and have had a good time to boot, so have all my friends, not one of them have been abused at the hand of a lurking toilet peado. Of course if you google it you'll find something, that's statistics for you!!! You have a 1 in an 11 million chance of dying in a plane crash......... Bet you still take your kids on holiday abroad, odds of dying in a car crash is 1 in 5000 ( according to brainofbrian.com) yet you'll still take your child in a car!!!!

Statistics don't prove anything, statistically I can prove my cock weighs a stone!!! Pm for the maths but can I quickly say it doesn't in real life before I get blasted!!!!

A stone!! Oh wait you say not really...? Never mind...

Hey statistically it must be true!!! The maths prove it!!! "

Statistics show that women with red pubes are fantastic in bed. I don't have a maths equation to support my theory though.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

maybe i should have put that in the quote lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My kids are grown adults now and if ever we were in public and they needed to wee I would take them into the ladies and get them to use the loo in there, private, cleaner and less chance of running into some old perv.

Now both sons are in their 20s they try to avoid having to use public loos, but if they absolutely have to, they will both opt for the cubicles

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congratulations on raising kids with irrational fears and misinformed opinions of other prople.

Good grief, 20 year olds too scared to use a urinal???? What did the other women think about your males in the females' loo, or did you not consider that? Maybe your kids are the perverts now

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By *hawy06Man  over a year ago

warrington

I stood at a urinals in Leeds once when I was 8 an jimmy saville said do u wana no were milk comes from

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Who thinks these things are disgusting and so outdated with no privacy and young kids using them being vunerable.I was talking today with a friend about how alot of the health and safety has gone crazy these days but something like urinals are still about.Any thoughts?"

Some are disgusting but that down to the lack service by the manager of the establishment. As for kids & privacy etc, what's the world coming to when someone moans about taking a piss. I wouldn't let my son go in a toilet by himself anyway so nobody is going to molest him.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My kids are grown adults now and if ever we were in public and they needed to wee I would take them into the ladies and get them to use the loo in there, private, cleaner and less chance of running into some old perv.

Now both sons are in their 20s they try to avoid having to use public loos, but if they absolutely have to, they will both opt for the cubicles

congratulations on raising kids with irrational fears and misinformed opinions of other prople.

Good grief, 20 year olds too scared to use a urinal???? What did the other women think about your males in the females' loo, or did you not consider that? Maybe your kids are the perverts now"

Good answer.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"worst ones are the new mcdonalds waterless urinals ,they are serviced by taking the tube out of the bottom which inside has a ball which when full lifts letting the old piss out but always traps some inside sits there till filled"

I'm not too keen on the waterless ones tbh. Call it conditioning but I think pee needs to be flushed with fresh water to sanitise the urinal for the next person. Gets rid of errant pubes too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"My kids are grown adults now and if ever we were in public and they needed to wee I would take them into the ladies and get them to use the loo in there, private, cleaner and less chance of running into some old perv.

Now both sons are in their 20s they try to avoid having to use public loos, but if they absolutely have to, they will both opt for the cubicles

congratulations on raising kids with irrational fears and misinformed opinions of other prople.

Good grief, 20 year olds too scared to use a urinal???? What did the other women think about your males in the females' loo, or did you not consider that? Maybe your kids are the perverts now"

Abit of privacy wouldn't hurt would it? How many of you folk take a dump in a cubicle for complete privacy? Maybe time to remove the toilet seat cubicles then? Looking forward to the comments on that lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The ones in Derby bus station charge me 20p for the honour of "spending a penny" in something I helped build "

Surely you should get a discount

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Urinals I only use if cubicles engaged.

Think there should be unisex toilets like some clubs.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Urinals I only use if cubicles engaged.

Think there should be unisex toilets like some clubs."

You younger guys should consider yourselves very luck indeed the old trough urinals were disgusting omfg , still a few about though but without ciggie butts lol

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By *kip123Man  over a year ago

Barry

Is this a "piss taking" thread

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I reserve the right to have a slash standing up!

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"The ones in Derby bus station charge me 20p for the honour of "spending a penny" in something I helped build

Surely you should get a discount "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Notice.

Please refrain from dropping your cigarettes in the urinals as it makes them soggy and very difficult to light.

By order of The Committee.

Notice seen in a local working man's club

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By *iewMan  over a year ago
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Angus & Findhorn

a very bizarre read

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

They could go into one of the cubicals instead of using the urinal?!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

That last message was in reply to men taking advantage of young boys at urinals.

As for being unhygienic...who touches urinals? Unzip, take it out and pee. Then pack it away and zip up.

Cubicles you have to open a door that hasn't been washed. Lift up lid of dubious cleanliness, if you're sitting sit down on a seat that been used multiple times by unknown people, flush the toilet using a handle that been handled by fingers that have been down there. Reopen the door with germs all over it.

Then as virtually no one washes their hands, and those that think they do actually only really give a quick splash which does nothing, the door to exit is as dirty.

So urinals are probably the most hygienic thing in a men's toilet!!!

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