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over a year ago
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Hello my lovelies.
Yes I have been away. No I am not dead.The good news is that Jennie the all knowing is back. For now at least.
So ... the Oracle is now open. Officially. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Jenny Jenny, where have you been? "
Honest answer, languishing in a quagmire of dark thoughts and self hatred.
But for the purposes of this thread .... Where haven't I been? Boom! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Jennie, oh, Jennie, my favourite promiscuous penny, why oh why can I not find a decent pair of Chelsea Boots, in ye olde London Towne?  "
Brexit
Forced all the Elves to leave the country and return to Fairyland. No locally grown skilled shoemakers left! |
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"Jennie, oh, Jennie, my favourite promiscuous penny, why oh why can I not find a decent pair of Chelsea Boots, in ye olde London Towne?
Brexit
Forced all the Elves to leave the country and return to Fairyland. No locally grown skilled shoemakers left!"
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Cöbblers!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Jennie, oh, Jennie, my favourite promiscuous penny, why oh why can I not find a decent pair of Chelsea Boots, in ye olde London Towne?
Brexit
Forced all the Elves to leave the country and return to Fairyland. No locally grown skilled shoemakers left!
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Cöbblers! "
I see what ya did there |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Jennie,
I have unfinished artwork on my body which requires you and a pack of felt pens to complete it.
Welcome back you lovely lady
NBVN x"
Breathing on the felt tips to warm them up |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Welcome back
And ok Jennie when are you smashing my back doors in  yes I not changed
In precisely 47 hours ..."
Awesome look forward to it hope all has been well with you xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Jennie,
I have unfinished artwork on my body which requires you and a pack of felt pens to complete it.
Welcome back you lovely lady
NBVN x"
i shall happily design away |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Jennie,
I have unfinished artwork on my body which requires you and a pack of felt pens to complete it.
Welcome back you lovely lady
NBVN x i shall happily design away"
Fantastic 
NBVN x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Welcome back
And ok Jennie when are you smashing my back doors in yes I not changed
In precisely 47 hours ...
Awesome look forward to it hope all has been well with you xxx
It's been shite.
Buyers so now.
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Awww hugs hopefully a little return here brings a smile to your face lovely x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Welcome back
And ok Jennie when are you smashing my back doors in yes I not changed
In precisely 47 hours ...
Awesome look forward to it hope all has been well with you xxx "
It's been shite.
But less so now |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Welcome back
And ok Jennie when are you smashing my back doors in yes I not changed
In precisely 47 hours ...
Awesome look forward to it hope all has been well with you xxx
It's been shite.
But less so now"
Hugs I am shour some off my videos on fab will bringing your day up |
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"Hello my lovelies.
Yes I have been away. No I am not dead.The good news is that Jennie the all knowing is back. For now at least.
So ... the Oracle is now open. Officially."
Oh Jennie you have been so missed!!! So, now you have returned I definitely need your help… I need a mid week movie suggestion |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Hello my lovelies.
Yes I have been away. No I am not dead.The good news is that Jennie the all knowing is back. For now at least.
So ... the Oracle is now open. Officially.
Oh Jennie you have been so missed!!! So, now you have returned I definitely need your help… I need a mid week movie suggestion "
The Lost King has just been released on Amazon. |
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Dear Jennie
In the 90’s I was told by a guy on mtv that I would live forever. He had long hair and fitted the description I’d been given in my religious education classes of the lords son.
My question is… do you think I’ll ever get the head off of my spaceman Lego back that I lost when I pushed it up my arse? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Dear Jennie
In the 90’s I was told by a guy on mtv that I would live forever. He had long hair and fitted the description I’d been given in my religious education classes of the lords son.
My question is… do you think I’ll ever get the head off of my spaceman Lego back that I lost when I pushed it up my arse?"
I fear it is lost forever.
I can help you look for ot though? |
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"Dear Jennie
In the 90’s I was told by a guy on mtv that I would live forever. He had long hair and fitted the description I’d been given in my religious education classes of the lords son.
My question is… do you think I’ll ever get the head off of my spaceman Lego back that I lost when I pushed it up my arse?
I fear it is lost forever.
I can help you look for ot though?"
A disturbing truth.
You’re very kind. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dear Jennie
In the 90’s I was told by a guy on mtv that I would live forever. He had long hair and fitted the description I’d been given in my religious education classes of the lords son.
My question is… do you think I’ll ever get the head off of my spaceman Lego back that I lost when I pushed it up my arse?
I fear it is lost forever.
I can help you look for ot though?
A disturbing truth.
You’re very kind."
De Nada |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"hey Jenny, what numbers are going to be picked out on the lotto tomorrow?
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Well, there will be 6 and they will be between 1 and 50.
Plus a bonus one |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"How much wood could a wood Chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck wood? "
About as much as a woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Jennie, what are the chances on here of me...
• Falling in love
• Becoming infatuated
• Being enamoured with
• All of the above
• None of the above
...with a chic and urbane woman?"
. 43%
. 87%
. see above
. 7.4% |
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"Clarification ... when I say anything, that excludes quantum physics.
I am all out of quantums "
Bollocks, was going to ask for your views on string theory 
What about Finish Quantum dishwasher tablets? Any good? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Clarification ... when I say anything, that excludes quantum physics.
I am all out of quantums
Bollocks, was going to ask for your views on string theory
What about Finish Quantum dishwasher tablets? Any good?"
Fairy's better.
Their adverts are shite though. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Does anyone know?
Babe, we all know.
We do! 
Who do ?
The babe with the power ! 
What power?
The power of oo doo
What kind of magic spell to use?"
Sex magic
Jennifer the omniscient knows all! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Jenny Jenny, where have you been?
Honest answer, languishing in a quagmire of dark thoughts and self hatred.
But for the purposes of this thread .... Where haven't I been? Boom!"
Welcome back lovely. I hope your heart is a little lighter now (heart) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Jenny Jenny, where have you been?
Honest answer, languishing in a quagmire of dark thoughts and self hatred.
But for the purposes of this thread .... Where haven't I been? Boom!
Welcome back lovely. I hope your heart is a little lighter now (heart) "
Heart?
What heart? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Jennie! I would like to know please, am I gonna be single forever, but, more importantly.... am I going to be able to order the camambert that I need over the festive period? That really is the burning question x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Jenny Jenny, where have you been?
Honest answer, languishing in a quagmire of dark thoughts and self hatred.
But for the purposes of this thread .... Where haven't I been? Boom!
Welcome back lovely. I hope your heart is a little lighter now (heart)
Heart?
What heart?"
Haha, this one you souless fiend  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Jennie! I would like to know please, am I gonna be single forever, but, more importantly.... am I going to be able to order the camambert that I need over the festive period? That really is the burning question x"
Firstly. If I can't have you, no-one can 
Secondly yes, but the redcurrant preserve will be in short supply |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Jenny Jenny, where have you been?
Honest answer, languishing in a quagmire of dark thoughts and self hatred.
But for the purposes of this thread .... Where haven't I been? Boom!
Welcome back lovely. I hope your heart is a little lighter now (heart)
Heart?
What heart?
Haha, this one you souless fiend "
Oh that one.
Yes if is quite light |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Jennie! I would like to know please, am I gonna be single forever, but, more importantly.... am I going to be able to order the camambert that I need over the festive period? That really is the burning question x
Firstly. If I can't have you, no-one can
Secondly yes, but the redcurrant preserve will be in short supply"
When would you like me  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Jennie! I would like to know please, am I gonna be single forever, but, more importantly.... am I going to be able to order the camambert that I need over the festive period? That really is the burning question x
Firstly. If I can't have you, no-one can
Secondly yes, but the redcurrant preserve will be in short supply
When would you like me "
Err
I'll check the diary. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Jennie! I would like to know please, am I gonna be single forever, but, more importantly.... am I going to be able to order the camambert that I need over the festive period? That really is the burning question x
Firstly. If I can't have you, no-one can
Secondly yes, but the redcurrant preserve will be in short supply
When would you like me
Err
I'll check the diary."
Stop playing hard to get |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Jennie! I would like to know please, am I gonna be single forever, but, more importantly.... am I going to be able to order the camambert that I need over the festive period? That really is the burning question x
Firstly. If I can't have you, no-one can
Secondly yes, but the redcurrant preserve will be in short supply
When would you like me
Err
I'll check the diary.
Stop playing hard to get "
Oh ok.
Porch light is on. Key under the mat ... let yerself in |
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"Hello my lovelies.
Yes I have been away. No I am not dead.The good news is that Jennie the all knowing is back. For now at least.
So ... the Oracle is now open. Officially."
you are absolutely stunning x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Hello my lovelies.
Yes I have been away. No I am not dead.The good news is that Jennie the all knowing is back. For now at least.
So ... the Oracle is now open. Officially. you are absolutely stunning x"
This is of course true |
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