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By *irtydevil666 OP   Man  over a year ago

bristol

The mannequins in the mock collisions are being plumped up from 15.5 to 19.5 stone as the current models are deemed too lightweight to protect porky Brits.

Research from the US suggests that the obese are 79 per cent more likely to be injured in a car accident than the average male and 28 per cent of adults in England are classed as obese.

The safety ratings system Euro NCAP are to announce the new safety measures this week.

It said: "Restraints optimised for the average-sized driver do not necessarily work equally well for shorter or taller drivers, or, for that matter, for obese or more vulnerable older drivers."

Matthew Avery, chief research strategy officer of Thatcham Research, explained that a heavy driver "will overwhelm the airbag, effectively ride through the airbag, and hit the steering wheel". This puts them at risk of internal injuries or death.

Holy Cow Batman....

Once there was this kid who

Got into an accident and couldn't come to school

But when he finally came back

His hair had turned from black into bright white

He said that it was from when

The cars had smashed so hard

Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm

Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm......

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It is likely to be the morbidly obese who would be at risk. I imagine the airbags/seatbelts are manufactured to withstand the average obese persons weight.

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By *etcplCouple  over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

They need to eat less and move more

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I saw a news report on this 4 days ago, what you have written is just a snapshot of the entire report.

There are now going to be several different crash test dummies whereas before there was an average female and average male as well as a few different children's ones.

There are now going to be several different heights and sizes for both genders including one very large.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

...they're getting smarter too. Could swear a few have sent me face pics.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Apparently they are making crash test dummies more 'female'

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By *iddle ManMan  over a year ago

Walsall


"The mannequins in the mock collisions are being plumped up from 15.5 to 19.5 stone as the current models are deemed too lightweight to protect porky Brits.

Research from the US suggests that the obese are 79 per cent more likely to be injured in a car accident than the average male and 28 per cent of adults in England are classed as obese.

The safety ratings system Euro NCAP are to announce the new safety measures this week.

It said: "Restraints optimised for the average-sized driver do not necessarily work equally well for shorter or taller drivers, or, for that matter, for obese or more vulnerable older drivers."

Matthew Avery, chief research strategy officer of Thatcham Research, explained that a heavy driver "will overwhelm the airbag, effectively ride through the airbag, and hit the steering wheel". This puts them at risk of internal injuries or death.

Holy Cow Batman....

Once there was this kid who

Got into an accident and couldn't come to school

But when he finally came back

His hair had turned from black into bright white

He said that it was from when

The cars had smashed so hard

Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm

Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm......"

Afternoons and coffee spoons

Thank me later.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Fat shaming.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Apparently they are making crash test dummies more 'female' "

No, they are going to separately incorporate a female dummy, as well as male and child sized ones. That said, the "average" female on bears zero resemblance to me.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Finally a crash test dummy that represents me.

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By *ools and the brainCouple  over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Ruh roh you used the "F" word OP.

Prepare for the backlash.

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By *elvet RopeMan  over a year ago

by the big field

The big question to come out of all this…

Why didn’t Tom report this if it’s all over the news?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"...they're getting smarter too. Could swear a few have sent me face pics."

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By *penbicoupleCouple  over a year ago

Northampton


"The big question to come out of all this…

Why didn’t Tom report this if it’s all over the news?"

DAMMIT!

You beat me to it!

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By *igmaMan  over a year ago

Yorkshire

Are they making them more diverse too?

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By *alandNitaCouple  over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"The mannequins in the mock collisions are being plumped up from 15.5 to 19.5 stone as the current models are deemed too lightweight to protect porky Brits.

Research from the US suggests that the obese are 79 per cent more likely to be injured in a car accident than the average male and 28 per cent of adults in England are classed as obese.

The safety ratings system Euro NCAP are to announce the new safety measures this week.

It said: "Restraints optimised for the average-sized driver do not necessarily work equally well for shorter or taller drivers, or, for that matter, for obese or more vulnerable older drivers."

Matthew Avery, chief research strategy officer of Thatcham Research, explained that a heavy driver "will overwhelm the airbag, effectively ride through the airbag, and hit the steering wheel". This puts them at risk of internal injuries or death.

Holy Cow Batman....

Once there was this kid who

Got into an accident and couldn't come to school

But when he finally came back

His hair had turned from black into bright white

He said that it was from when

The cars had smashed so hard

Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm

Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm......"

Great along (and album) and still holds the record for the longest song title containing only one letter

Cal

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By *alandNitaCouple  over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"The mannequins in the mock collisions are being plumped up from 15.5 to 19.5 stone as the current models are deemed too lightweight to protect porky Brits.

Research from the US suggests that the obese are 79 per cent more likely to be injured in a car accident than the average male and 28 per cent of adults in England are classed as obese.

The safety ratings system Euro NCAP are to announce the new safety measures this week.

It said: "Restraints optimised for the average-sized driver do not necessarily work equally well for shorter or taller drivers, or, for that matter, for obese or more vulnerable older drivers."

Matthew Avery, chief research strategy officer of Thatcham Research, explained that a heavy driver "will overwhelm the airbag, effectively ride through the airbag, and hit the steering wheel". This puts them at risk of internal injuries or death.

Holy Cow Batman....

Once there was this kid who

Got into an accident and couldn't come to school

But when he finally came back

His hair had turned from black into bright white

He said that it was from when

The cars had smashed so hard

Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm

Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm......

Great along (and album) and still holds the record for the longest song title containing only one letter

Cal"

SONG

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By *ex HolesMan  over a year ago

Your vagina

Are they female dummies or male ones?

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By *ad NannaWoman  over a year ago

East London

They need to accommodate fat tits.

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By *egabristolsCouple  over a year ago

penarth

Once, there way this kid who got into an accident and couldn’t come to school…. ??

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By *egabristolsCouple  over a year ago

penarth

Awwwww


"The mannequins in the mock collisions are being plumped up from 15.5 to 19.5 stone as the current models are deemed too lightweight to protect porky Brits.

Research from the US suggests that the obese are 79 per cent more likely to be injured in a car accident than the average male and 28 per cent of adults in England are classed as obese.

The safety ratings system Euro NCAP are to announce the new safety measures this week.

It said: "Restraints optimised for the average-sized driver do not necessarily work equally well for shorter or taller drivers, or, for that matter, for obese or more vulnerable older drivers."

Matthew Avery, chief research strategy officer of Thatcham Research, explained that a heavy driver "will overwhelm the airbag, effectively ride through the airbag, and hit the steering wheel". This puts them at risk of internal injuries or death.

Holy Cow Batman....

Once there was this kid who

Got into an accident and couldn't come to school

But when he finally came back

His hair had turned from black into bright white

He said that it was from when

The cars had smashed so hard

Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm

Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm......

Great along (and album) and still holds the record for the longest song title containing only one letter

Cal

SONG "

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