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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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This year I've had loads of requests for my vodka Christmas cake recipe so once again, here goes. Please keep it in your files as I'm beginning to get tired of typing this up every year! (Made mine last night ).
1 cup sugar
Half pound butter
1tsp baking powder
1 cup water
1tsp salt
1cup brown sugar
lemon juice
4 large eggs
Nuts
1....bottle vodka, large
2 cups dried fruit
4 cups self raising flour
Sample a cup of vodka to check quality.
Take a large bowl, check the vodka again to be sure it is of the highest quality, then repeat.
Turn on the electric mixer.
Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add 1 teaspoon of sugar. Beat again
At this point, it's best to make sure the vodka is still Ok
Try another cup just in case
Turn off the mixer thingy. Break 2 eegs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
Pick the fruit off the floor, wash it and put it in the bowl a piece at a time trying to count it. Mix on the turner.
If the fried druit getas stuck in the beaterers, just pry it loose with a drewscriver
Sample the vodka to test for tonsisticity. Next sift 2 cups of salt, or something. Check the vodka. Now shit shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table
Add a spoon of sugar or somefink. Whatever you can find.
Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over
Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the feckin window. Finish of the vodka and wipe the counter with the cat.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sounds delish! 
Ours is already made and getting a generous weekly drizzling of Brandy in the run up to Christmas.
Top tip for next year if you can’t be arsed to type it again.
Copy and paste this years thread. Or just bump it again! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Thank you for this wondrous recipe. If it's okay, without sullying your perfect mix, I may substitute the vodka for Gin.
Ånd...I may ask Diamond Cougar to bake it for me.  "
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