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By *y3942 OP Man
over a year ago
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maybe a silly question, but is there a standard way to measure girth? and is there any agreed on average girth size?
length is easy. ruler, and average is 5 point something inches. is girth just a tape measure? |
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over a year ago
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"Hosepipe
Tin foil tube
Clingfilm tube
Toilet roll tube
Kitchen roll tube
Baby's head
These are the standard measurementa for girth
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Apparently it’s frowned on to hold a baby’s head next to your penis. |
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Yes has to be a tailors tape to measure it accurately at the middle of the penis as it can be tampered so middle point would be it's average. I quite like to try a tampered shape. But widest at base is fun too for deepness  |
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Standard practice is to use a properly certified micrometer. You need to submit a 32 page analysis to the National Physical Laboratory in Teddington who will then issue with an NFT certified image that you can proudly display on your profile. |
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"Standard practice is to use a properly certified micrometer. You need to submit a 32 page analysis to the National Physical Laboratory in Teddington who will then issue with an NFT certified image that you can proudly display on your profile. "
Teddington you say?
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A tape measure is fine O.P. but perhaps better accuracy and greater comfort can be had through this method .....
Piece of string.. mark where the ends meet when it's around your cock..... ( no cheating ) take of string and cut it... measure the string along a ruler or a tape measure.. or a can of lynx...
Standard method for circumference . |
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"maybe a silly question, but is there a standard way to measure girth? and is there any agreed on average girth size?
length is easy. ruler, and average is 5 point something inches. is girth just a tape measure?"
Really? |
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"A tape measure is fine O.P. but perhaps better accuracy and greater comfort can be had through this method .....
Piece of string.. mark where the ends meet when it's around your cock..... ( no cheating ) take of string and cut it... measure the string along a ruler or a tape measure.. or a can of lynx...
Standard method for circumference ."
Ok grammar
(She’s Annie Wilkes)
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"A tape measure is fine O.P. but perhaps better accuracy and greater comfort can be had through this method .....
Piece of string.. mark where the ends meet when it's around your cock..... ( no cheating ) take of string and cut it... measure the string along a ruler or a tape measure.. or a can of lynx...
Standard method for circumference ."
Some tips on this method:
1. If you have marked the string, you can probably measure up to the mark without cutting it.
2. If you do want to cut it, do it after you've taken the string away from your todger.
3. Do not use this method while running. |
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"A tape measure is fine O.P. but perhaps better accuracy and greater comfort can be had through this method .....
Piece of string.. mark where the ends meet when it's around your cock..... ( no cheating ) take of string and cut it... measure the string along a ruler or a tape measure.. or a can of lynx...
Standard method for circumference .
Ok grammar
(She’s Annie Wilkes)
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Not an ounce of cruelty in me .... not a drip or a drop  |
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"A tape measure is fine O.P. but perhaps better accuracy and greater comfort can be had through this method .....
Piece of string.. mark where the ends meet when it's around your cock..... ( no cheating ) take of string and cut it... measure the string along a ruler or a tape measure.. or a can of lynx...
Standard method for circumference .
Some tips on this method:
1. If you have marked the string, you can probably measure up to the mark without cutting it.
2. If you do want to cut it, do it after you've taken the string away from your todger.
3. Do not use this method while running. "
I said 1 And 2. ........ why are you tipping my tips ? |
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"I believe you can get it measured by a trained expert at Marks & Spencer. "
Great shout, I think the gadget at Clarks were the kids get the feet measured has a strap that measures the bridge of the foot…
I said it was for science and to help some people on my forum but the shop assistance insisted I put it away and leave the shop immediately. |
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By *y3942 OP Man
over a year ago
hastings |
"maybe a silly question, but is there a standard way to measure girth? and is there any agreed on average girth size?
length is easy. ruler, and average is 5 point something inches. is girth just a tape measure?
Really? "
really what? average penis length? yeah, apparently 5.1-5.5" or so is average. of course i dont know the sample size and other factors to how accurate it is. |
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