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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
Good evening everyone and welcome to the Monday night nocturnal thread edition...
Why not stop by and say hello and tell us what you've been up to tonight or Just chat some nonsense with us until the early hours..
Newbies and lurkers are very welcome here so don't be shy come and say hi...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm 1st because the above does not count as a comment. 
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I'm mindful that I'm never rude to you. However...sod off. "
I'm definitely going to get a better prize than you because I'm OP's favourite. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm 1st because the above does not count as a comment.
Hola mi amor....
Your prize is a day out shopping at fortnum and masons 
I might live to regret this one!
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Get in!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hey HA
How are you ?
I've had a hospital appointment tonight and the outcome was a lot better than it could have been
So far so good "
That's really good news. |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Good evening Brother Åsh † 
I hope life is treating you well and that Greggs™ are bestowing upon you their usual customary felicitations."
I actually haven't had Greggs sausage roll for a few days but don't worry I'm not ill... |
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Good evening, Ash and team nocturnal. Despite my swollen glands, we have successfully made an offer on A Bungalow and so now we enter the Legal Stuff phase. Other than sending emails, I did next to fuck all because I have no energy! |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Hey HA
How are you ?
I've had a hospital appointment tonight and the outcome was a lot better than it could have been
So far so good "
Good evening naughty...I'm pleased for you that your hospital appointment went well tonight....
I have one myself tomorrow morning... |
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By *lor2Woman
over a year ago
London |
"Hey HA
How are you ?
I've had a hospital appointment tonight and the outcome was a lot better than it could have been
So far so good
Good evening naughty...I'm pleased for you that your hospital appointment went well tonight....
I have one myself tomorrow morning... "
Are you sure?? You look unwell to me...
Hello everyone else!!! X
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"Hey HA
How are you ?
I've had a hospital appointment tonight and the outcome was a lot better than it could have been
So far so good
Good evening naughty...I'm pleased for you that your hospital appointment went well tonight....
I have one myself tomorrow morning... "
Fingers crossed for you bud  |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Good evening, Ash and team nocturnal. Despite my swollen glands, we have successfully made an offer on A Bungalow and so now we enter the Legal Stuff phase. Other than sending emails, I did next to fuck all because I have no energy! "
Good evening Mrs KC...congrats on your successful bungalow offer...I'm very pleased for you...
I hope you get some more energy tomorrow.... |
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By *lor2Woman
over a year ago
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"Good evening, Ash and team nocturnal. Despite my swollen glands, we have successfully made an offer on A Bungalow and so now we enter the Legal Stuff phase. Other than sending emails, I did next to fuck all because I have no energy! "
Well done... xx |
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"Good evening, Ash and team nocturnal. Despite my swollen glands, we have successfully made an offer on A Bungalow and so now we enter the Legal Stuff phase. Other than sending emails, I did next to fuck all because I have no energy!
Well done... xx"
Gracias Flor y Ash |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Hey HA
How are you ?
I've had a hospital appointment tonight and the outcome was a lot better than it could have been
So far so good
Good evening naughty...I'm pleased for you that your hospital appointment went well tonight....
I have one myself tomorrow morning...
Are you sure?? You look unwell to me...
Hello everyone else!!! X
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Good evening flor...
Do I really look unwell?... 
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By *lor2Woman
over a year ago
London |
"Hey HA
How are you ?
I've had a hospital appointment tonight and the outcome was a lot better than it could have been
So far so good
Good evening naughty...I'm pleased for you that your hospital appointment went well tonight....
I have one myself tomorrow morning...
Are you sure?? You look unwell to me...
Hello everyone else!!! X
Good evening flor...
Do I really look unwell?...
You look amazing I was talking about Nero lol
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Hey HA
How are you ?
I've had a hospital appointment tonight and the outcome was a lot better than it could have been
So far so good
Good evening naughty...I'm pleased for you that your hospital appointment went well tonight....
I have one myself tomorrow morning...
Fingers crossed for you bud "
Thanks mate... |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Hey HA
How are you ?
I've had a hospital appointment tonight and the outcome was a lot better than it could have been
So far so good
Good evening naughty...I'm pleased for you that your hospital appointment went well tonight....
I have one myself tomorrow morning...
Are you sure?? You look unwell to me...
Hello everyone else!!! X
Good evening flor...
Do I really look unwell?...
You look amazing I was talking about Nero lol
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Thank you...I was getting worried then! |
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"Oi Oi!!
Amongst many many calls today, I spoke with the most Essex man I have ever spoken to & I think it stuck
Good evening MistyPeaks...Did he sound like Danny Dyer on Eastenders?... "
Couldn’t tell ya, geez. |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Good evening, Ash and team nocturnal. Despite my swollen glands, we have successfully made an offer on A Bungalow and so now we enter the Legal Stuff phase. Other than sending emails, I did next to fuck all because I have no energy!
Well done... xx
Gracias Flor y Ash "
De nada mi amiga |
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"Good evening Brother Åsh †
I hope life is treating you well and that Greggs™ are bestowing upon you their usual customary felicitations.
I actually haven't had Greggs sausage roll for a few days but don't worry I'm not ill... "
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Good evening brother Nero and congrats on being first poster tonight...
Your prize is a pain au chocolate to have for breakfast tomorrow morning...
How was your day?..."
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My day was busy neglecting work and getting trapped in the portcullis of the Fab Fora.
Thank you for my F¹rst Prize - very considerate and thoughtful.  |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
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"Oi Oi!!
Amongst many many calls today, I spoke with the most Essex man I have ever spoken to & I think it stuck
Good evening MistyPeaks...Did he sound like Danny Dyer on Eastenders?...
Couldn’t tell ya, geez. "
No problem mi old China.... |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Good evening Brother Åsh †
I hope life is treating you well and that Greggs™ are bestowing upon you their usual customary felicitations.
I actually haven't had Greggs sausage roll for a few days but don't worry I'm not ill...
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Good evening brother Nero and congrats on being first poster tonight...
Your prize is a pain au chocolate to have for breakfast tomorrow morning...
How was your day?...
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My day was busy neglecting work and getting trapped in the portcullis of the Fab Fora.
Thank you for my F¹rst Prize - very considerate and thoughtful. "
I hope you manage to free yourself tomorrow and get some work done brother Nero.... |
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"Oi Oi!!
Amongst many many calls today, I spoke with the most Essex man I have ever spoken to & I think it stuck
Good evening MistyPeaks...Did he sound like Danny Dyer on Eastenders?...
Couldn’t tell ya, geez.
No problem mi old China.... "
I have to be honest - I’m struggling now . I’m not an Essex native |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Evening all  
Good evening Ginandtonic....did you have a lovely day?...m
A busy one - what about you Ash? Good day? "
After such a busy weekend today I enjoyed doing absolutely nothing at all and even enjoyed a two hour nap |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Having waited in all day, dyno rod have only just turned up to look at a leak in my bathroom. So yea, my Monday could have been better spent. Tomorrow a new day as they say |
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"Evening all
Good evening Ginandtonic....did you have a lovely day?...m
A busy one - what about you Ash? Good day?
After such a busy weekend today I enjoyed doing absolutely nothing at all and even enjoyed a two hour nap "
Nanna nap that’s a good day then |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Oi Oi!!
Amongst many many calls today, I spoke with the most Essex man I have ever spoken to & I think it stuck
Good evening MistyPeaks...Did he sound like Danny Dyer on Eastenders?...
Couldn’t tell ya, geez.
No problem mi old China....
I have to be honest - I’m struggling now . I’m not an Essex native "
I'm an Essex native.....I will teach you all I know.... |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Having waited in all day, dyno rod have only just turned up to look at a leak in my bathroom. So yea, my Monday could have been better spent. Tomorrow a new day as they say "
Good evening Marapaul and welcome to the nocturnal thread and forum...
Did they manage to fix your bathroom leak?... |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Evening all
Good evening Ginandtonic....did you have a lovely day?...m
A busy one - what about you Ash? Good day?
After such a busy weekend today I enjoyed doing absolutely nothing at all and even enjoyed a two hour nap
Nanna nap that’s a good day then "
It was the perfect day as I'm now very busy the rest of the week...  |
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" .•°°
Good evening Duck....How's it going tonight?....
My night hasn't been too bad..•°°
What have you been up to this evening?...
Apparently it's a full moon tonight but I can't see it....."
I've been watching Disney movies and contemplating running a bubble bath.•°°
It's been raining almost all day so I doubt I'll be able to see it..•°°° |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"good evening, I have had a rock n roll day, vacuuming under the bed  "
Good evening nicecouple.....did you find anything exciting under your bed?...I'm always finding pound coins, missing socks etc.... |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
".•°°
Good evening Duck....How's it going tonight?....
My night hasn't been too bad..•°°
What have you been up to this evening?...
Apparently it's a full moon tonight but I can't see it.....
I've been watching Disney movies and contemplating running a bubble bath.•°°
It's been raining almost all day so I doubt I'll be able to see it..•°°°"
What Disney movies have you watched today and do you have a favourite?... |
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"good evening, I have had a rock n roll day, vacuuming under the bed
Good evening nicecouple.....did you find anything exciting under your bed?...I'm always finding pound coins, missing socks etc.... "
a spreader bar we'd forgotten about  and an awful lot of dust  |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
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"good evening, I have had a rock n roll day, vacuuming under the bed
Good evening nicecouple.....did you find anything exciting under your bed?...I'm always finding pound coins, missing socks etc....
a spreader bar we'd forgotten about and an awful lot of dust "
Is the spreader bar still in working condition?.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well initially they were only going to assess then book in repair. Instead he is here for next 2 hours actually fixing it. On one hand shouldn’t complain, on other hand boy am I gonna be tired in my 17 hour shift starting at 5am |
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"good evening, I have had a rock n roll day, vacuuming under the bed
Good evening nicecouple.....did you find anything exciting under your bed?...I'm always finding pound coins, missing socks etc....
a spreader bar we'd forgotten about and an awful lot of dust "
Will your spreader bar be making a reentry into the NC sexy time routine?! |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Alreeeeet Ash, Lorna, Nero, et al. Was gonna spend an afternoon food shopping in preparation for a batch cooking day tomorrow, but I bumped into a mate who I used to work on site with, hadn't seen for about 10 years. Guess where we ended up?  
Alreeet Ace..you could have both gone shopping and batch cooked together.....
Nah, he's got a Missus to do all that shizzle for him "
So will you be shopping and cooking tomorrow?.... |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Well initially they were only going to assess then book in repair. Instead he is here for next 2 hours actually fixing it. On one hand shouldn’t complain, on other hand boy am I gonna be tired in my 17 hour shift starting at 5am"
I'm glad they managed to fix it and I hope you're not too tired tomorrow....... |
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".•°°
Good evening Duck....How's it going tonight?....
My night hasn't been too bad..•°°
What have you been up to this evening?...
Apparently it's a full moon tonight but I can't see it.....
I've been watching Disney movies and contemplating running a bubble bath.•°°
It's been raining almost all day so I doubt I'll be able to see it..•°°°
What Disney movies have you watched today and do you have a favourite?... "
I've watched Pinocchio and Dumbo I'm not sure what to watch next.•°°
My favourite used to be The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh but now I don't have a favourite.
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
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".•°°
Good evening Duck....How's it going tonight?....
My night hasn't been too bad..•°°
What have you been up to this evening?...
Apparently it's a full moon tonight but I can't see it.....
I've been watching Disney movies and contemplating running a bubble bath.•°°
It's been raining almost all day so I doubt I'll be able to see it..•°°°
What Disney movies have you watched today and do you have a favourite?...
I've watched Pinocchio and Dumbo I'm not sure what to watch next.•°°
My favourite used to be The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh but now I don't have a favourite.
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I hope you manage to find another favourite soon...
What about the more recent Disney movies like Frozen etc.... |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"I have a purpose to investigate what a "Spreader Bar" is. I am life's uninitiated.
I hope this 'Bar serves a Martin Miller's Gin.  "
I don't think it's that kind of bar brother Nero!
Can you tell me what you find out in your investigations....
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Hey all
I got home from work watched a bit of a film then fell asleep half way through
Now fully awake haha "
Good evening alt bearded guy....what film were you trying to watch when you fell asleep?
I'm always nodding off during the chase and miss the end! |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
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"Alreeeeet Ash, Lorna, Nero, et al. Was gonna spend an afternoon food shopping in preparation for a batch cooking day tomorrow, but I bumped into a mate who I used to work on site with, hadn't seen for about 10 years. Guess where we ended up?
Alreeet Ace..you could have both gone shopping and batch cooked together.....
Nah, he's got a Missus to do all that shizzle for him
So will you be shopping and cooking tomorrow?....
Just the shopping, although there will probably be 2 journeys involved (I only live a 10 mins walk from the town centre) as the list keeps expanding  "
It sounds like a very long shopping list.... |
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"good evening, I have had a rock n roll day, vacuuming under the bed
Good evening nicecouple.....did you find anything exciting under your bed?...I'm always finding pound coins, missing socks etc....
a spreader bar we'd forgotten about and an awful lot of dust
Is the spreader bar still in working condition?...."
it is by the looks of it |
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"Alreeeeet Ash, Lorna, Nero, et al. Was gonna spend an afternoon food shopping in preparation for a batch cooking day tomorrow, but I bumped into a mate who I used to work on site with, hadn't seen for about 10 years. Guess where we ended up?
Alreeet Ace..you could have both gone shopping and batch cooked together.....
Nah, he's got a Missus to do all that shizzle for him
So will you be shopping and cooking tomorrow?....
Just the shopping, although there will probably be 2 journeys involved (I only live a 10 mins walk from the town centre) as the list keeps expanding
It sounds like a very long shopping list.... "
Yeah, well I'm picking up a few bits & bobs for another mate who lives downstairs, she's not very mobile at the moment |
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"good evening, I have had a rock n roll day, vacuuming under the bed
Good evening nicecouple.....did you find anything exciting under your bed?...I'm always finding pound coins, missing socks etc....
a spreader bar we'd forgotten about and an awful lot of dust
Will your spreader bar be making a reentry into the NC sexy time routine?! "
possibly |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
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"Alreeeeet Ash, Lorna, Nero, et al. Was gonna spend an afternoon food shopping in preparation for a batch cooking day tomorrow, but I bumped into a mate who I used to work on site with, hadn't seen for about 10 years. Guess where we ended up?
Alreeet Ace..you could have both gone shopping and batch cooked together.....
Nah, he's got a Missus to do all that shizzle for him
So will you be shopping and cooking tomorrow?....
Just the shopping, although there will probably be 2 journeys involved (I only live a 10 mins walk from the town centre) as the list keeps expanding
It sounds like a very long shopping list....
Yeah, well I'm picking up a few bits & bobs for another mate who lives downstairs, she's not very mobile at the moment "
That's very kind of you Ace...I hope the shopping goes well tomorrow.... |
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"I have a purpose to investigate what a "Spreader Bar" is. I am life's uninitiated.
I hope this 'Bar serves a Martin Miller's Gin.
Are you really that sheltered, dear Nerø?!
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Unequivocally YES."
You don't want to know what's in our special suitcase of stuff then |
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"I have a purpose to investigate what a "Spreader Bar" is. I am life's uninitiated.
I hope this 'Bar serves a Martin Miller's Gin.
Are you really that sheltered, dear Nerø?!
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Unequivocally YES.
You don't want to know what's in our special suitcase of stuff then "
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A crime novel, suntan lotion, bikini, shower gel, a Bunsen burner...?? |
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"I have a purpose to investigate what a "Spreader Bar" is. I am life's uninitiated.
I hope this 'Bar serves a Martin Miller's Gin.
Are you really that sheltered, dear Nerø?!
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Unequivocally YES.
You don't want to know what's in our special suitcase of stuff then "
Pretty sure we ALL want to know
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"I have a purpose to investigate what a "Spreader Bar" is. I am life's uninitiated.
I hope this 'Bar serves a Martin Miller's Gin.
Are you really that sheltered, dear Nerø?!
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Unequivocally YES.
You don't want to know what's in our special suitcase of stuff then "
Or what Mr N has been constructing in the garage that had to be rapidly concealed from the heating engineer  |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
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"I have a purpose to investigate what a "Spreader Bar" is. I am life's uninitiated.
I hope this 'Bar serves a Martin Miller's Gin.
Are you really that sheltered, dear Nerø?!
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Unequivocally YES.
You don't want to know what's in our special suitcase of stuff then
Pretty sure we ALL want to know
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I would also like to know....
Is there a special supply of greggs sausage rolls?.... |
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"I have a purpose to investigate what a "Spreader Bar" is. I am life's uninitiated.
I hope this 'Bar serves a Martin Miller's Gin.
Are you really that sheltered, dear Nerø?!
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Unequivocally YES.
You don't want to know what's in our special suitcase of stuff then
Or what Mr N has been constructing in the garage that had to be rapidly concealed from the heating engineer "
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An air conditioning unit! Seriously, they are the antithesis of heating and all heating engineers find them abhorrent. |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
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"I have a purpose to investigate what a "Spreader Bar" is. I am life's uninitiated.
I hope this 'Bar serves a Martin Miller's Gin.
Are you really that sheltered, dear Nerø?!
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Unequivocally YES.
You don't want to know what's in our special suitcase of stuff then
Or what Mr N has been constructing in the garage that had to be rapidly concealed from the heating engineer "
I think someone should start a thread asking what do you think Mr N was constructing in his garage?... |
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"I have a purpose to investigate what a "Spreader Bar" is. I am life's uninitiated.
I hope this 'Bar serves a Martin Miller's Gin.
Are you really that sheltered, dear Nerø?!
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Unequivocally YES.
You don't want to know what's in our special suitcase of stuff then
Or what Mr N has been constructing in the garage that had to be rapidly concealed from the heating engineer
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An air conditioning unit! Seriously, they are the antithesis of heating and all heating engineers find them abhorrent."
That's correct. The poor man would have been most upset to discover we plan to keep cool with a home made device |
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"I have a purpose to investigate what a "Spreader Bar" is. I am life's uninitiated.
I hope this 'Bar serves a Martin Miller's Gin.
Are you really that sheltered, dear Nerø?!
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Unequivocally YES.
You don't want to know what's in our special suitcase of stuff then
Or what Mr N has been constructing in the garage that had to be rapidly concealed from the heating engineer
I think someone should start a thread asking what do you think Mr N was constructing in his garage?... "
It's one way of discovering if the heating engineer is on fab I suppose |
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"I have a purpose to investigate what a "Spreader Bar" is. I am life's uninitiated.
I hope this 'Bar serves a Martin Miller's Gin.
Are you really that sheltered, dear Nerø?!
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Unequivocally YES.
You don't want to know what's in our special suitcase of stuff then
Or what Mr N has been constructing in the garage that had to be rapidly concealed from the heating engineer "
Oh! Pray tell! A spanking bench? St Andrew's cross? Stocks?! |
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"I have a purpose to investigate what a "Spreader Bar" is. I am life's uninitiated.
I hope this 'Bar serves a Martin Miller's Gin.
Are you really that sheltered, dear Nerø?!
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Unequivocally YES.
You don't want to know what's in our special suitcase of stuff then
Pretty sure we ALL want to know
I would also like to know....
Is there a special supply of greggs sausage rolls?...."
There's a lot of stuff in there, but no sausage rolls.
Lots and lots of sex toys, BDSM paraphernalia and that sort of thing |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
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"I have a purpose to investigate what a "Spreader Bar" is. I am life's uninitiated.
I hope this 'Bar serves a Martin Miller's Gin.
Are you really that sheltered, dear Nerø?!
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Unequivocally YES.
You don't want to know what's in our special suitcase of stuff then
Pretty sure we ALL want to know
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Good evening _ackbydemand....what do you think Mrs KC has in her special suitcase?.... |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
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"I have a purpose to investigate what a "Spreader Bar" is. I am life's uninitiated.
I hope this 'Bar serves a Martin Miller's Gin.
Are you really that sheltered, dear Nerø?!
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Unequivocally YES.
You don't want to know what's in our special suitcase of stuff then
Pretty sure we ALL want to know
I would also like to know....
Is there a special supply of greggs sausage rolls?....
There's a lot of stuff in there, but no sausage rolls.
Lots and lots of sex toys, BDSM paraphernalia and that sort of thing "
No sausage rolls?....not even a pack of chocolate hob nobs in there.... |
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"I have a purpose to investigate what a "Spreader Bar" is. I am life's uninitiated.
I hope this 'Bar serves a Martin Miller's Gin.
Are you really that sheltered, dear Nerø?!
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Unequivocally YES.
You don't want to know what's in our special suitcase of stuff then
Or what Mr N has been constructing in the garage that had to be rapidly concealed from the heating engineer
Oh! Pray tell! A spanking bench? St Andrew's cross? Stocks?! "
St Andrew's cross. It was quite difficult to hide .
We saw some stocks at Bodiam castle recently, the type you put your head and wrists in. They'd screwed them shut to prevent some wags imprisoning their friends we suspect |
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"Good morning, you marvellous people! I'm sorry I'm so extraordinarily late. It turned out I had some vital 'falling-asleep-after-reading-a-bedtime-story' to do. "
good morning.
I often found myself snatching forty winks at the end of a child's bed |
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"I have a purpose to investigate what a "Spreader Bar" is. I am life's uninitiated.
I hope this 'Bar serves a Martin Miller's Gin.
Are you really that sheltered, dear Nerø?!
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Unequivocally YES.
You don't want to know what's in our special suitcase of stuff then
Or what Mr N has been constructing in the garage that had to be rapidly concealed from the heating engineer
Oh! Pray tell! A spanking bench? St Andrew's cross? Stocks?!
St Andrew's cross. It was quite difficult to hide .
We saw some stocks at Bodiam castle recently, the type you put your head and wrists in. They'd screwed them shut to prevent some wags imprisoning their friends we suspect "
Not hard to guess for a kinky minded disgrace like me. How did you cover it up?! We're pretty sure all our stuff has been kept sufficiently hidden from tradespeople..... We think..... |
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"Good morning, you marvellous people! I'm sorry I'm so extraordinarily late. It turned out I had some vital 'falling-asleep-after-reading-a-bedtime-story' to do. "
Good evening _lephantis....what kind of bed time story had you been reading?... |
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"I have a purpose to investigate what a "Spreader Bar" is. I am life's uninitiated.
I hope this 'Bar serves a Martin Miller's Gin.
Are you really that sheltered, dear Nerø?!
°
Unequivocally YES.
You don't want to know what's in our special suitcase of stuff then
Pretty sure we ALL want to know
I would also like to know....
Is there a special supply of greggs sausage rolls?....
There's a lot of stuff in there, but no sausage rolls.
Lots and lots of sex toys, BDSM paraphernalia and that sort of thing
No sausage rolls?....not even a pack of chocolate hob nobs in there.... "
The closest thing to food is flavoured lube |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
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"I have a purpose to investigate what a "Spreader Bar" is. I am life's uninitiated.
I hope this 'Bar serves a Martin Miller's Gin.
Are you really that sheltered, dear Nerø?!
°
Unequivocally YES.
You don't want to know what's in our special suitcase of stuff then
Pretty sure we ALL want to know
I would also like to know....
Is there a special supply of greggs sausage rolls?....
There's a lot of stuff in there, but no sausage rolls.
Lots and lots of sex toys, BDSM paraphernalia and that sort of thing
No sausage rolls?....not even a pack of chocolate hob nobs in there....
The closest thing to food is flavoured lube "
What flavour is it?... |
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"I have a purpose to investigate what a "Spreader Bar" is. I am life's uninitiated.
I hope this 'Bar serves a Martin Miller's Gin.
Are you really that sheltered, dear Nerø?!
°
Unequivocally YES.
You don't want to know what's in our special suitcase of stuff then
Pretty sure we ALL want to know
I would also like to know....
Is there a special supply of greggs sausage rolls?....
There's a lot of stuff in there, but no sausage rolls.
Lots and lots of sex toys, BDSM paraphernalia and that sort of thing
No sausage rolls?....not even a pack of chocolate hob nobs in there....
The closest thing to food is flavoured lube
What flavour is it?... "
We have a minty tingly one somewhere..... |
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"I have a purpose to investigate what a "Spreader Bar" is. I am life's uninitiated.
I hope this 'Bar serves a Martin Miller's Gin.
Are you really that sheltered, dear Nerø?!
°
Unequivocally YES.
You don't want to know what's in our special suitcase of stuff then
Or what Mr N has been constructing in the garage that had to be rapidly concealed from the heating engineer
Oh! Pray tell! A spanking bench? St Andrew's cross? Stocks?!
St Andrew's cross. It was quite difficult to hide .
We saw some stocks at Bodiam castle recently, the type you put your head and wrists in. They'd screwed them shut to prevent some wags imprisoning their friends we suspect
Not hard to guess for a kinky minded disgrace like me. How did you cover it up?! We're pretty sure all our stuff has been kept sufficiently hidden from tradespeople..... We think....."
We quickly moved it to the spare room, as it turned out pointlessly be because he didn't go into the garage anyway.
Most of our stuff is fairly well concealed except our collection of erotic books which are in a bookcase in our bedroom. We reckon that nobody would be embarrassed just by seeing the spines |
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"Good morning, you marvellous people! I'm sorry I'm so extraordinarily late. It turned out I had some vital 'falling-asleep-after-reading-a-bedtime-story' to do.
good morning.
I often found myself snatching forty winks at the end of a child's bed"
Solidarity, sister! |
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"Good morning, you marvellous people! I'm sorry I'm so extraordinarily late. It turned out I had some vital 'falling-asleep-after-reading-a-bedtime-story' to do.
Good evening _lephantis....what kind of bed time story had you been reading?... "
Tonight it was The Tombs of Atuan, Ash. A great book. |
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"I have a purpose to investigate what a "Spreader Bar" is. I am life's uninitiated.
I hope this 'Bar serves a Martin Miller's Gin.
Are you really that sheltered, dear Nerø?!
°
Unequivocally YES.
You don't want to know what's in our special suitcase of stuff then
Or what Mr N has been constructing in the garage that had to be rapidly concealed from the heating engineer
Oh! Pray tell! A spanking bench? St Andrew's cross? Stocks?!
St Andrew's cross. It was quite difficult to hide .
We saw some stocks at Bodiam castle recently, the type you put your head and wrists in. They'd screwed them shut to prevent some wags imprisoning their friends we suspect
Not hard to guess for a kinky minded disgrace like me. How did you cover it up?! We're pretty sure all our stuff has been kept sufficiently hidden from tradespeople..... We think.....
We quickly moved it to the spare room, as it turned out pointlessly be because he didn't go into the garage anyway.
Most of our stuff is fairly well concealed except our collection of erotic books which are in a bookcase in our bedroom. We reckon that nobody would be embarrassed just by seeing the spines"
Our biggest concern is concealment from our children, especially the small one |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
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"Good morning, you marvellous people! I'm sorry I'm so extraordinarily late. It turned out I had some vital 'falling-asleep-after-reading-a-bedtime-story' to do.
Good evening _lephantis....what kind of bed time story had you been reading?... Tonight it was The Tombs of Atuan, Ash. A great book."
It sounds very exciting....is it set in Egypt in the tombs of the pyramids?.... |
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"I have a purpose to investigate what a "Spreader Bar" is. I am life's uninitiated.
I hope this 'Bar serves a Martin Miller's Gin.
Are you really that sheltered, dear Nerø?!
°
Unequivocally YES.
You don't want to know what's in our special suitcase of stuff then
Or what Mr N has been constructing in the garage that had to be rapidly concealed from the heating engineer
Oh! Pray tell! A spanking bench? St Andrew's cross? Stocks?!
St Andrew's cross. It was quite difficult to hide .
We saw some stocks at Bodiam castle recently, the type you put your head and wrists in. They'd screwed them shut to prevent some wags imprisoning their friends we suspect
Not hard to guess for a kinky minded disgrace like me. How did you cover it up?! We're pretty sure all our stuff has been kept sufficiently hidden from tradespeople..... We think.....
We quickly moved it to the spare room, as it turned out pointlessly be because he didn't go into the garage anyway.
Most of our stuff is fairly well concealed except our collection of erotic books which are in a bookcase in our bedroom. We reckon that nobody would be embarrassed just by seeing the spines
Our biggest concern is concealment from our children, especially the small one "
Yes we used to be a little concerned about that. We have some items hanging behind our bedroom door, if one of our kids wander in when they're here I quickly rush in and hang something over them. When we die they're going to have a surprise. I must arrange for a good friend to smash our hard drive |
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"I'm visiting Håstings soon for some concupiscent edification.
It'll be a Battle of wits and tits on the Route 1066.  "
I don't think you need to worry about William the conqueror during this visit... |
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"I'm visiting Håstings soon for some concupiscent edification.
It'll be a Battle of wits and tits on the Route 1066.
I don't think you need to worry about William the conqueror during this visit... "
There's a fleet of cement mixer lorries sign written 'William the Concreter' you need to worry about him |
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"I have a purpose to investigate what a "Spreader Bar" is. I am life's uninitiated.
I hope this 'Bar serves a Martin Miller's Gin.
Are you really that sheltered, dear Nerø?!
°
Unequivocally YES.
You don't want to know what's in our special suitcase of stuff then
Or what Mr N has been constructing in the garage that had to be rapidly concealed from the heating engineer
Oh! Pray tell! A spanking bench? St Andrew's cross? Stocks?!
St Andrew's cross. It was quite difficult to hide .
We saw some stocks at Bodiam castle recently, the type you put your head and wrists in. They'd screwed them shut to prevent some wags imprisoning their friends we suspect
Not hard to guess for a kinky minded disgrace like me. How did you cover it up?! We're pretty sure all our stuff has been kept sufficiently hidden from tradespeople..... We think.....
We quickly moved it to the spare room, as it turned out pointlessly be because he didn't go into the garage anyway.
Most of our stuff is fairly well concealed except our collection of erotic books which are in a bookcase in our bedroom. We reckon that nobody would be embarrassed just by seeing the spines
Our biggest concern is concealment from our children, especially the small one
Yes we used to be a little concerned about that. We have some items hanging behind our bedroom door, if one of our kids wander in when they're here I quickly rush in and hang something over them. When we die they're going to have a surprise. I must arrange for a good friend to smash our hard drive "
I might label our suitcase as hazardous waste for incineration |
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"Alreeeeet Ash, Lorna, Nero, et al. Was gonna spend an afternoon food shopping in preparation for a batch cooking day tomorrow, but I bumped into a mate who I used to work on site with, hadn't seen for about 10 years. Guess where we ended up?
Alreeet Ace..you could have both gone shopping and batch cooked together.....
Nah, he's got a Missus to do all that shizzle for him
So will you be shopping and cooking tomorrow?....
Just the shopping, although there will probably be 2 journeys involved (I only live a 10 mins walk from the town centre) as the list keeps expanding
It sounds like a very long shopping list....
Yeah, well I'm picking up a few bits & bobs for another mate who lives downstairs, she's not very mobile at the moment
That's very kind of you Ace...I hope the shopping goes well tomorrow...."
Might just have to nip in for a swift half inbetween trips |
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"I have a purpose to investigate what a "Spreader Bar" is. I am life's uninitiated.
I hope this 'Bar serves a Martin Miller's Gin.
Are you really that sheltered, dear Nerø?!
°
Unequivocally YES.
You don't want to know what's in our special suitcase of stuff then
Or what Mr N has been constructing in the garage that had to be rapidly concealed from the heating engineer
Oh! Pray tell! A spanking bench? St Andrew's cross? Stocks?!
St Andrew's cross. It was quite difficult to hide .
We saw some stocks at Bodiam castle recently, the type you put your head and wrists in. They'd screwed them shut to prevent some wags imprisoning their friends we suspect
Not hard to guess for a kinky minded disgrace like me. How did you cover it up?! We're pretty sure all our stuff has been kept sufficiently hidden from tradespeople..... We think.....
We quickly moved it to the spare room, as it turned out pointlessly be because he didn't go into the garage anyway.
Most of our stuff is fairly well concealed except our collection of erotic books which are in a bookcase in our bedroom. We reckon that nobody would be embarrassed just by seeing the spines
Our biggest concern is concealment from our children, especially the small one
Yes we used to be a little concerned about that. We have some items hanging behind our bedroom door, if one of our kids wander in when they're here I quickly rush in and hang something over them. When we die they're going to have a surprise. I must arrange for a good friend to smash our hard drive
I might label our suitcase as hazardous waste for incineration "
I rather hope (although I have no desire to know) that our kids relationships are such that they'd just smile and pack the stuff up for the charity shop |
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"I have a purpose to investigate what a "Spreader Bar" is. I am life's uninitiated.
I hope this 'Bar serves a Martin Miller's Gin.
Are you really that sheltered, dear Nerø?!
°
Unequivocally YES.
You don't want to know what's in our special suitcase of stuff then
Or what Mr N has been constructing in the garage that had to be rapidly concealed from the heating engineer
Oh! Pray tell! A spanking bench? St Andrew's cross? Stocks?!
St Andrew's cross. It was quite difficult to hide .
We saw some stocks at Bodiam castle recently, the type you put your head and wrists in. They'd screwed them shut to prevent some wags imprisoning their friends we suspect
Not hard to guess for a kinky minded disgrace like me. How did you cover it up?! We're pretty sure all our stuff has been kept sufficiently hidden from tradespeople..... We think.....
We quickly moved it to the spare room, as it turned out pointlessly be because he didn't go into the garage anyway.
Most of our stuff is fairly well concealed except our collection of erotic books which are in a bookcase in our bedroom. We reckon that nobody would be embarrassed just by seeing the spines
Our biggest concern is concealment from our children, especially the small one
Yes we used to be a little concerned about that. We have some items hanging behind our bedroom door, if one of our kids wander in when they're here I quickly rush in and hang something over them. When we die they're going to have a surprise. I must arrange for a good friend to smash our hard drive
I might label our suitcase as hazardous waste for incineration
I rather hope (although I have no desire to know) that our kids relationships are such that they'd just smile and pack the stuff up for the charity shop "
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You could always bequeath it to the Hastings Sex Museum for cultural posterity. |
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"I have a purpose to investigate what a "Spreader Bar" is. I am life's uninitiated.
I hope this 'Bar serves a Martin Miller's Gin.
Are you really that sheltered, dear Nerø?!
°
Unequivocally YES.
You don't want to know what's in our special suitcase of stuff then
Or what Mr N has been constructing in the garage that had to be rapidly concealed from the heating engineer
Oh! Pray tell! A spanking bench? St Andrew's cross? Stocks?!
St Andrew's cross. It was quite difficult to hide .
We saw some stocks at Bodiam castle recently, the type you put your head and wrists in. They'd screwed them shut to prevent some wags imprisoning their friends we suspect
Not hard to guess for a kinky minded disgrace like me. How did you cover it up?! We're pretty sure all our stuff has been kept sufficiently hidden from tradespeople..... We think.....
We quickly moved it to the spare room, as it turned out pointlessly be because he didn't go into the garage anyway.
Most of our stuff is fairly well concealed except our collection of erotic books which are in a bookcase in our bedroom. We reckon that nobody would be embarrassed just by seeing the spines
Our biggest concern is concealment from our children, especially the small one
Yes we used to be a little concerned about that. We have some items hanging behind our bedroom door, if one of our kids wander in when they're here I quickly rush in and hang something over them. When we die they're going to have a surprise. I must arrange for a good friend to smash our hard drive
I might label our suitcase as hazardous waste for incineration
I rather hope (although I have no desire to know) that our kids relationships are such that they'd just smile and pack the stuff up for the charity shop
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You could always bequeath it to the Hastings Sex Museum for cultural posterity. "
And ask the curator to make it The N C Collection. |
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"I have a purpose to investigate what a "Spreader Bar" is. I am life's uninitiated.
I hope this 'Bar serves a Martin Miller's Gin.
Are you really that sheltered, dear Nerø?!
°
Unequivocally YES.
You don't want to know what's in our special suitcase of stuff then
Or what Mr N has been constructing in the garage that had to be rapidly concealed from the heating engineer
Oh! Pray tell! A spanking bench? St Andrew's cross? Stocks?!
St Andrew's cross. It was quite difficult to hide .
We saw some stocks at Bodiam castle recently, the type you put your head and wrists in. They'd screwed them shut to prevent some wags imprisoning their friends we suspect
Not hard to guess for a kinky minded disgrace like me. How did you cover it up?! We're pretty sure all our stuff has been kept sufficiently hidden from tradespeople..... We think.....
We quickly moved it to the spare room, as it turned out pointlessly be because he didn't go into the garage anyway.
Most of our stuff is fairly well concealed except our collection of erotic books which are in a bookcase in our bedroom. We reckon that nobody would be embarrassed just by seeing the spines
Our biggest concern is concealment from our children, especially the small one
Yes we used to be a little concerned about that. We have some items hanging behind our bedroom door, if one of our kids wander in when they're here I quickly rush in and hang something over them. When we die they're going to have a surprise. I must arrange for a good friend to smash our hard drive
I might label our suitcase as hazardous waste for incineration
I rather hope (although I have no desire to know) that our kids relationships are such that they'd just smile and pack the stuff up for the charity shop
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You could always bequeath it to the Hastings Sex Museum for cultural posterity.
And ask the curator to make it The N C Collection. "
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