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"Isn't it Thursday? I fucking hate today, really rubbish. The weather's too cold, the sparrows are singing out of tune, the dustmen were banging about, the trees look drab, the sun is not even smiling (it's a sort of grimace), my head hurts, I don't have enough milk for multiple brews, England have lost too many wickets for not enough runs, a sexy woman winked at me on here and she lives bloody miles away, my drinking water is not at the optimum temperature, they've allowed fracking to continue, my car's all frosted up and I don't want to scrape it, I haven't done any Christmas shopping yet, my phone's on its last bar, the forums are too quiet, why does it always rain on me, what's love got to do, got to do with it, I can't get the duvet into prime position, the 'y' keyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy on my laptop is a bit stickyyyyyyyyyyyyy, there are piles of clobber in my linen bin, I read in the forum that cardies are shit and I have seven of the bastards, my eyes are itchy, it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas, my bathroom needs cleaning, I check my look in the mirror wanna change my clothes my hair my face, Arsenal are shit and do you know what winds me up the most......? There's nowhere decent on here to have a rant." Could be worse - you could be in Swindon!   | |||
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"Noooooo we put rant Thursday on hold because there are 3 of us (4 if we include caz for tomorrow) going into or having hospital type news and so said we would have good news Thursday again!!" Oh crumbs. Sorry, I missed that info but it seems I'm past the point of no return! | |||
"Noooooo we put rant Thursday on hold because there are 3 of us (4 if we include caz for tomorrow) going into or having hospital type news and so said we would have good news Thursday again!! Oh crumbs. Sorry, I missed that info but it seems I'm past the point of no return! You should be able to control yourself Haha. " | |||
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"Isn't it Thursday? I fucking hate today, really rubbish. The weather's too cold, the sparrows are singing out of tune, the dustmen were banging about, the trees look drab, the sun is not even smiling (it's a sort of grimace), my head hurts, I don't have enough milk for multiple brews, England have lost too many wickets for not enough runs, a sexy woman winked at me on here and she lives bloody miles away, my drinking water is not at the optimum temperature, they've allowed fracking to continue, my car's all frosted up and I don't want to scrape it, I haven't done any Christmas shopping yet, my phone's on its last bar, the forums are too quiet, why does it always rain on me, what's love got to do, got to do with it, I can't get the duvet into prime position, the 'y' keyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy on my laptop is a bit stickyyyyyyyyyyyyy, there are piles of clobber in my linen bin, I read in the forum that cardies are shit and I have seven of the bastards, my eyes are itchy, it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas, my bathroom needs cleaning, I check my look in the mirror wanna change my clothes my hair my face, Arsenal are shit and do you know what winds me up the most......? There's nowhere decent on here to have a rant." That just made my day  | |||
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"Isn't it Thursday? I fucking hate today, really rubbish. The weather's too cold, the sparrows are singing out of tune, the dustmen were banging about, the trees look drab, the sun is not even smiling (it's a sort of grimace), my head hurts, I don't have enough milk for multiple brews, England have lost too many wickets for not enough runs, a sexy woman winked at me on here and she lives bloody miles away, my drinking water is not at the optimum temperature, they've allowed fracking to continue, my car's all frosted up and I don't want to scrape it, I haven't done any Christmas shopping yet, my phone's on its last bar, the forums are too quiet, why does it always rain on me, what's love got to do, got to do with it, I can't get the duvet into prime position, the 'y' keyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy on my laptop is a bit stickyyyyyyyyyyyyy, there are piles of clobber in my linen bin, I read in the forum that cardies are shit and I have seven of the bastards, my eyes are itchy, it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas, my bathroom needs cleaning, I check my look in the mirror wanna change my clothes my hair my face, Arsenal are shit and do you know what winds me up the most......? There's nowhere decent on here to have a rant." I would offer you a cappuccino and a doughnut surprise but I don't know if it would help | |||
OP I could share something that will make all of your rant fade into insignificance, but it's happy, clappy good news Thursday so I'd get in bother.  | |||
"I would offer you a cappuccino and a doughnut surprise but I don't know if it would help "Is the doughnut surprise the fact that it is not actually a doughnut? | |||
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"Isn't it Thursday? I fucking hate today, really rubbish. The weather's too cold, the sparrows are singing out of tune, the dustmen were banging about, the trees look drab, the sun is not even smiling (it's a sort of grimace), my head hurts, I don't have enough milk for multiple brews, England have lost too many wickets for not enough runs, a sexy woman winked at me on here and she lives bloody miles away, my drinking water is not at the optimum temperature, they've allowed fracking to continue, my car's all frosted up and I don't want to scrape it, I haven't done any Christmas shopping yet, my phone's on its last bar, the forums are too quiet, why does it always rain on me, what's love got to do, got to do with it, I can't get the duvet into prime position, the 'y' keyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy on my laptop is a bit stickyyyyyyyyyyyyy, there are piles of clobber in my linen bin, I read in the forum that cardies are shit and I have seven of the bastards, my eyes are itchy, it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas, my bathroom needs cleaning, I check my look in the mirror wanna change my clothes my hair my face, Arsenal are shit and do you know what winds me up the most......? There's nowhere decent on here to have a rant." v funny made me smile on this shite thursday | |||
"Isn't it Thursday? I fucking hate today, really rubbish. The weather's too cold, the sparrows are singing out of tune, the dustmen were banging about, the trees look drab, the sun is not even smiling (it's a sort of grimace), my head hurts, I don't have enough milk for multiple brews, England have lost too many wickets for not enough runs, a sexy woman winked at me on here and she lives bloody miles away, my drinking water is not at the optimum temperature, they've allowed fracking to continue, my car's all frosted up and I don't want to scrape it, I haven't done any Christmas shopping yet, my phone's on its last bar, the forums are too quiet, why does it always rain on me, what's love got to do, got to do with it, I can't get the duvet into prime position, the 'y' keyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy on my laptop is a bit stickyyyyyyyyyyyyy, there are piles of clobber in my linen bin, I read in the forum that cardies are shit and I have seven of the bastards, my eyes are itchy, it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas, my bathroom needs cleaning, I check my look in the mirror wanna change my clothes my hair my face, Arsenal are shit and do you know what winds me up the most......? There's nowhere decent on here to have a rant." and.....breathe..I feel bloody marvellous knowing what a crap day You're having! Cheers! | |||
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"Well, it's technically no longer Thursday so all is well with the World once again." But what about the sexy lady? Are you going to magic up a trip to meet her?!? | |||
"Well, it's technically no longer Thursday so all is well with the World once again." It may no longer be Thursday but I'd missed it and it just made me smile. It was a much needed smile.
And having now smiled I am going to bed before any bugger can piss me off! | |||
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Nice rant though OP. | |||
"I've had a lovely Thursday so I'm blowing raspberries at the OP "Don't you stick your tongue out at me - you're not beyond going acorss my knee..... | |||
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