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"Is my profile appealing to you ladies. Be honest
Would you message you?
I dunno that's why I'm asking"
As you don’t know if you would message your type of profile, make your profile interesting enough so you know you would message. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Honestly no OP. Not on any level.
Start again and loose some of those awful pics."
I don't even know what the awful ones are. I don't take things seriously. I'm having a bit of fun. I hoped people would see that from my amateur profile creation |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Pictures need re-doing
Safety harnesses
Mess
Beer
Someone else's legs in your Dino picture
Hand over the camera lens for your penis picture
Loose the "I've got skills" status too
Sell yourself better, take time to do the pictures and it would be better  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"ages 18 to 99...
would you really shag a 99 year old?"
I have seen a 91 year old on fabs that I would be totally in .
 I think she was catfishing
I’m pretty sure she 35 or 25 |
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Ermmmm. Honestly, no it doesn't appeal to me. Have you checked out your competition? Take a look at some of the men's profiles who have commented on here for starters, that'll give you an idea of what constitutes an appealing profile.
Ruby |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ermmmm. Honestly, no it doesn't appeal to me. Have you checked out your competition? Take a look at some of the men's profiles who have commented on here for starters, that'll give you an idea of what constitutes an appealing profile.
Ruby"
Not mine |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"ages 18 to 99...
would you really shag a 99 year old?
I have seen a 91 year old on fabs that I would be totally in .
I think she was catfishing
I’m pretty sure she 35 or 25 "
the lengths some women will go to play cougar.... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Pictures need re-doing
Safety harnesses
Mess
Beer
Someone else's legs in your Dino picture
Hand over the camera lens for your penis picture
Loose the "I've got skills" status too
Sell yourself better, take time to do the pictures and it would be better "
I don't really expect to meet anyone from here. I'm a normal guy who will be fun to be around.
Some of these guys are like sex robots. So serious and that just ain't me.
I'm spontaneous. We might be doing something and an idea poos in my head. Yeah let's do that. It's fun |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pictures need re-doing
Safety harnesses
Mess
Beer
Someone else's legs in your Dino picture
Hand over the camera lens for your penis picture
Loose the "I've got skills" status too
Sell yourself better, take time to do the pictures and it would be better
I don't really expect to meet anyone from here. I'm a normal guy who will be fun to be around.
Some of these guys are like sex robots. So serious and that just ain't me.
I'm spontaneous. We might be doing something and an idea poos in my head. Yeah let's do that. It's fun"
I hate it when ideas poo in my head. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Pictures need re-doing
Safety harnesses
Mess
Beer
Someone else's legs in your Dino picture
Hand over the camera lens for your penis picture
Loose the "I've got skills" status too
Sell yourself better, take time to do the pictures and it would be better
I don't really expect to meet anyone from here. I'm a normal guy who will be fun to be around.
Some of these guys are like sex robots. So serious and that just ain't me.
I'm spontaneous. We might be doing something and an idea poos in my head. Yeah let's do that. It's fun
I hate it when ideas poo in my head. "
Lol. Smelly sometimes though |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why are you riding Jordan Pickford on one of your pictures?
I had to go look....knew it had to be a T rex haha.
(Mrs)
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Such tiny arms. I have no idea how he wipes his arse  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Where were you going on your Dinosaur? Are they more economical than electric?"
Very economical. Just need a diesel van to transport the goats for lunch |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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oh wow these comments are brutal, I almost cant read them all and want to look away. lol
your braver than me OP In wouldn't wanna be told how shit my profile is lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"oh wow these comments are brutal, I almost cant read them all and want to look away. lol
your braver than me OP In wouldn't wanna be told how shit my profile is lol"
I can't improve without any feedback. I'll take it all on board and see what I can do.
I guess because the male to female ratio is so one sided we men have to strive to stand out and be perfect. |
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over a year ago
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Your photos are not great, it looks like you’re offering to take people rock climbing with that harness?
They don’t have to be all muscle or posing, just have a better composition.
The bio is wishy washy, and you don’t seem sure of what you are, which is off putting. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pictures need re-doing
Safety harnesses
Mess
Beer
Someone else's legs in your Dino picture
Hand over the camera lens for your penis picture
Loose the "I've got skills" status too
Sell yourself better, take time to do the pictures and it would be better
I don't really expect to meet anyone from here. I'm a normal guy who will be fun to be around.
Some of these guys are like sex robots. So serious and that just ain't me.
I'm spontaneous. We might be doing something and an idea poos in my head. Yeah let's do that. It's fun
I hate it when ideas poo in my head. "
I can’t stop laughing at this  |
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No it doesn’t, sorry.
Don’t like the username ‘geezer’ - just smacks of football hooligan / lager lout
Age settings - in my opinion, it’s a total turn off seeing 18-99
I also think ‘interests’ should be more selective - not just ticking every box
Pictures are poor. The one in orange work gear is ok, but the rest, no. You need to put more effort in - more appealing, better quality, better lighting, less mess, less dick pics, lose the dinosaur.
Bio needs more effort.
Men outnumber women on here about 100 : 1 so you need to stand out for the right reasons. You can still show your sense of humour, but it will also usually need to be paired with effort, charm and sex appeal to stand a chance of replies or meets. Good luck |
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over a year ago
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"Your photos are not great, it looks like you’re offering to take people rock climbing with that harness?
They don’t have to be all muscle or posing, just have a better composition.
The bio is wishy washy, and you don’t seem sure of what you are, which is off putting. "
Could you tell me what you mean about I don't know what I am? |
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over a year ago
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"Where were you going on your Dinosaur? Are they more economical than electric?
Very economical. Just need a diesel van to transport the goats for lunch"
That's a good Dinosaur
As for your profile, you do your profile your way, be your best self |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Your photos are not great, it looks like you’re offering to take people rock climbing with that harness?
They don’t have to be all muscle or posing, just have a better composition.
The bio is wishy washy, and you don’t seem sure of what you are, which is off putting.
Could you tell me what you mean about I don't know what I am? "
The sentence about your Dom side, it’s doesn’t inspire any confidence in your ability to Dom, because it doesn’t sound like you’re sure of it. |
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"Is my profile appealing to you ladies. Be honest"
You dont ask a fish how to catch a fish, you ask a fisherman
Lose the work pics, the messy room pic, the dick pics, the dinosaus pic. Any pics with clothes on, smarten up. Dont have to wear a suit, just something neat and clean. As for the bio, i would ditch that too, just go with something neutral, 'looking to meet open minded ladies etc etc'.
Lose any reference to geezer as well, so change profile name if you can |
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over a year ago
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"Your photos are not great, it looks like you’re offering to take people rock climbing with that harness?
They don’t have to be all muscle or posing, just have a better composition.
The bio is wishy washy, and you don’t seem sure of what you are, which is off putting.
Could you tell me what you mean about I don't know what I am?
The sentence about your Dom side, it’s doesn’t inspire any confidence in your ability to Dom, because it doesn’t sound like you’re sure of it. "
I'm not an experienced dom like some others I'm not a bull into humiliation and that thing.
I want to be in charge. Do what I say type of thing. I'm trying to explore that side . It seems like most want level 10 pros for anything. Learning has always been fun for me |
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"Your photos are not great, it looks like you’re offering to take people rock climbing with that harness?
They don’t have to be all muscle or posing, just have a better composition.
The bio is wishy washy, and you don’t seem sure of what you are, which is off putting.
Could you tell me what you mean about I don't know what I am?
The sentence about your Dom side, it’s doesn’t inspire any confidence in your ability to Dom, because it doesn’t sound like you’re sure of it.
I'm not an experienced dom like some others I'm not a bull into humiliation and that thing.
I want to be in charge. Do what I say type of thing. I'm trying to explore that side . It seems like most want level 10 pros for anything. Learning has always been fun for me"
Honestly, forget all of that stuff. Just get a few meets under your belt first before you start getting into that kind of detail |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Where were you going on your Dinosaur? Are they more economical than electric?
Very economical. Just need a diesel van to transport the goats for lunch"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Your photos are not great, it looks like you’re offering to take people rock climbing with that harness?
They don’t have to be all muscle or posing, just have a better composition.
The bio is wishy washy, and you don’t seem sure of what you are, which is off putting.
Could you tell me what you mean about I don't know what I am?
The sentence about your Dom side, it’s doesn’t inspire any confidence in your ability to Dom, because it doesn’t sound like you’re sure of it.
I'm not an experienced dom like some others I'm not a bull into humiliation and that thing.
I want to be in charge. Do what I say type of thing. I'm trying to explore that side . It seems like most want level 10 pros for anything. Learning has always been fun for me
Honestly, forget all of that stuff. Just get a few meets under your belt first before you start getting into that kind of detail"
That's the next problem...getting that first verification.
If I was on here more I'd probably have got it by now but No luck so far any meet that woukd get you the very wants one for the meet. Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Is my profile appealing to you ladies. Be honest
You dont ask a fish how to catch a fish, you ask a fisherman
Lose the work pics, the messy room pic, the dick pics, the dinosaus pic. Any pics with clothes on, smarten up. Dont have to wear a suit, just something neat and clean. As for the bio, i would ditch that too, just go with something neutral, 'looking to meet open minded ladies etc etc'.
Lose any reference to geezer as well, so change profile name if you can"
^this.
There’s been some good advice on this thread, both this (which I think is spot on) and from the ladies earlier who are obviously your target market.
If you’re serious about the feedback rather than just batting it all away (which on first glance you appear to be doing) then you will consolidate it all at the end and consider what people have said.
At the end of the day though, it’s your profile and the person that has to be happy with it is you. As someone else asked would you message you if you was a lady?
Try to put yourself in their position and think what they want to see .. if you think your profile matches that, then leave it as is as it’s as good as it can get. If not, what sort of changes would you want to see to impress yourself? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pictures need re-doing
Safety harnesses
Mess
Beer
Someone else's legs in your Dino picture
Hand over the camera lens for your penis picture
Loose the "I've got skills" status too
Sell yourself better, take time to do the pictures and it would be better
I don't really expect to meet anyone from here. I'm a normal guy who will be fun to be around.
Some of these guys are like sex robots. So serious and that just ain't me.
I'm spontaneous. We might be doing something and an idea poos in my head. Yeah let's do that. It's fun
I hate it when ideas poo in my head.
I can’t stop laughing at this "
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"Your photos are not great, it looks like you’re offering to take people rock climbing with that harness?
They don’t have to be all muscle or posing, just have a better composition.
The bio is wishy washy, and you don’t seem sure of what you are, which is off putting.
Could you tell me what you mean about I don't know what I am?
The sentence about your Dom side, it’s doesn’t inspire any confidence in your ability to Dom, because it doesn’t sound like you’re sure of it.
I'm not an experienced dom like some others I'm not a bull into humiliation and that thing.
I want to be in charge. Do what I say type of thing. I'm trying to explore that side . It seems like most want level 10 pros for anything. Learning has always been fun for me
Honestly, forget all of that stuff. Just get a few meets under your belt first before you start getting into that kind of detail
That's the next problem...getting that first verification.
If I was on here more I'd probably have got it by now but No luck so far any meet that woukd get you the very wants one for the meet. Lol"
Go along to a club or an organised social event,you could easily pick up a few verifications. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Your photos are not great, it looks like you’re offering to take people rock climbing with that harness?
They don’t have to be all muscle or posing, just have a better composition.
The bio is wishy washy, and you don’t seem sure of what you are, which is off putting.
Could you tell me what you mean about I don't know what I am?
The sentence about your Dom side, it’s doesn’t inspire any confidence in your ability to Dom, because it doesn’t sound like you’re sure of it.
I'm not an experienced dom like some others I'm not a bull into humiliation and that thing.
I want to be in charge. Do what I say type of thing. I'm trying to explore that side . It seems like most want level 10 pros for anything. Learning has always been fun for me
Honestly, forget all of that stuff. Just get a few meets under your belt first before you start getting into that kind of detail"
I would agree.
Get some meets under your belt, and I’m the meantime do some reading/educating of yourself on BDSM, consent/boundaries/ssc/rack etc |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Is my profile appealing to you ladies. Be honest
You dont ask a fish how to catch a fish, you ask a fisherman
Lose the work pics, the messy room pic, the dick pics, the dinosaus pic. Any pics with clothes on, smarten up. Dont have to wear a suit, just something neat and clean. As for the bio, i would ditch that too, just go with something neutral, 'looking to meet open minded ladies etc etc'.
Lose any reference to geezer as well, so change profile name if you can
^this.
There’s been some good advice on this thread, both this (which I think is spot on) and from the ladies earlier who are obviously your target market.
If you’re serious about the feedback rather than just batting it all away (which on first glance you appear to be doing) then you will consolidate it all at the end and consider what people have said.
At the end of the day though, it’s your profile and the person that has to be happy with it is you. As someone else asked would you message you if you was a lady?
Try to put yourself in their position and think what they want to see .. if you think your profile matches that, then leave it as is as it’s as good as it can get. If not, what sort of changes would you want to see to impress yourself? "
Apologies firstly to anyone who made a comment if it felt like I batting it away.
There is obviously a lot of work I need to do with my profile. I'll try and take everyone's advice on board and see what I can do.
I do appreciate everyone taking the time and offering advice.
Wish me luck |
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"Your photos are not great, it looks like you’re offering to take people rock climbing with that harness?
They don’t have to be all muscle or posing, just have a better composition.
The bio is wishy washy, and you don’t seem sure of what you are, which is off putting.
Could you tell me what you mean about I don't know what I am?
The sentence about your Dom side, it’s doesn’t inspire any confidence in your ability to Dom, because it doesn’t sound like you’re sure of it.
I'm not an experienced dom like some others I'm not a bull into humiliation and that thing.
I want to be in charge. Do what I say type of thing. I'm trying to explore that side . It seems like most want level 10 pros for anything. Learning has always been fun for me
Honestly, forget all of that stuff. Just get a few meets under your belt first before you start getting into that kind of detail
That's the next problem...getting that first verification.
If I was on here more I'd probably have got it by now but No luck so far any meet that woukd get you the very wants one for the meet. Lol
Go along to a club or an organised social event,you could easily pick up a few verifications."
Would wearing my harness help me? |
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I'm not a woman but I filter all the messages on our account and it would definitely be a pass for us.
Status is off putting "got the house to myself, any female around I've got skills"
Sounds like a horny teenager whod shag anything bragging about none existant skills....
The photos are really messy and don't show you off well. Delete them and start again.
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"How many men have you met off here to know they're all "sex robots"?"
I've not met any but the way some guys talk to people in video chat and stuff and how they go on about this and that. It's like it's become routine and not spontaneous |
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"Your photos are not great, it looks like you’re offering to take people rock climbing with that harness?
They don’t have to be all muscle or posing, just have a better composition.
The bio is wishy washy, and you don’t seem sure of what you are, which is off putting.
Could you tell me what you mean about I don't know what I am?
The sentence about your Dom side, it’s doesn’t inspire any confidence in your ability to Dom, because it doesn’t sound like you’re sure of it.
I'm not an experienced dom like some others I'm not a bull into humiliation and that thing.
I want to be in charge. Do what I say type of thing. I'm trying to explore that side . It seems like most want level 10 pros for anything. Learning has always been fun for me
Honestly, forget all of that stuff. Just get a few meets under your belt first before you start getting into that kind of detail
That's the next problem...getting that first verification.
If I was on here more I'd probably have got it by now but No luck so far any meet that woukd get you the very wants one for the meet. Lol
Go along to a club or an organised social event,you could easily pick up a few verifications.
Would wearing my harness help me?"
No, and don't take your dinosaur along either |
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"Is there a photo of a toddler in a nap py above your head in one of your pics?"
There is actually I just had a look. That's my son. He fell asleep on the stairs. |
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Also, what in the holy hell is going on with that room? Is it a kitchen? Why do you have a stack of filing units from a 1980s tax office next to your fridge? Why is there a single white cuphoard in a row of blue? Why are there flip flops everywhere? You're really risking a vertebrae if you trip on all that clutter. Does that ironing board ever get folded down and put away? No, of course it doesn't. |
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"Also, what in the holy hell is going on with that room? Is it a kitchen? Why do you have a stack of filing units from a 1980s tax office next to your fridge? Why is there a single white cuphoard in a row of blue? Why are there flip flops everywhere? You're really risking a vertebrae if you trip on all that clutter. Does that ironing board ever get folded down and put away? No, of course it doesn't."
Maybe he just loves ironing every day. Women love that |
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"Also, what in the holy hell is going on with that room? Is it a kitchen? Why do you have a stack of filing units from a 1980s tax office next to your fridge? Why is there a single white cuphoard in a row of blue? Why are there flip flops everywhere? You're really risking a vertebrae if you trip on all that clutter. Does that ironing board ever get folded down and put away? No, of course it doesn't."
Haha that's an old pic at my mums. I'm getting slaughtered here. |
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Wow I aimed for worst profile ever only to get annihilated by this guy, the only thing you have going for you is you appear to not give a shit, the thing that’s letting you down is you appear to not give a shit, good luck OP |
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"Also, what in the holy hell is going on with that room? Is it a kitchen? Why do you have a stack of filing units from a 1980s tax office next to your fridge? Why is there a single white cuphoard in a row of blue? Why are there flip flops everywhere? You're really risking a vertebrae if you trip on all that clutter. Does that ironing board ever get folded down and put away? No, of course it doesn't.
Haha that's an old pic at my mums. I'm getting slaughtered here."
Is your mother a magpie? |
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"Also, what in the holy hell is going on with that room? Is it a kitchen? Why do you have a stack of filing units from a 1980s tax office next to your fridge? Why is there a single white cuphoard in a row of blue? Why are there flip flops everywhere? You're really risking a vertebrae if you trip on all that clutter. Does that ironing board ever get folded down and put away? No, of course it doesn't.
Haha that's an old pic at my mums. I'm getting slaughtered here."
Threw your mum right under the bus here didn’t you! |
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"Also, what in the holy hell is going on with that room? Is it a kitchen? Why do you have a stack of filing units from a 1980s tax office next to your fridge? Why is there a single white cuphoard in a row of blue? Why are there flip flops everywhere? You're really risking a vertebrae if you trip on all that clutter. Does that ironing board ever get folded down and put away? No, of course it doesn't.
Haha that's an old pic at my mums. I'm getting slaughtered here."
How old is the pic? Keep the pics recent |
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"Also, what in the holy hell is going on with that room? Is it a kitchen? Why do you have a stack of filing units from a 1980s tax office next to your fridge? Why is there a single white cuphoard in a row of blue? Why are there flip flops everywhere? You're really risking a vertebrae if you trip on all that clutter. Does that ironing board ever get folded down and put away? No, of course it doesn't.
Haha that's an old pic at my mums. I'm getting slaughtered here.
How old is the pic? Keep the pics recent "
Tuesday. |
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"Also, what in the holy hell is going on with that room? Is it a kitchen? Why do you have a stack of filing units from a 1980s tax office next to your fridge? Why is there a single white cuphoard in a row of blue? Why are there flip flops everywhere? You're really risking a vertebrae if you trip on all that clutter. Does that ironing board ever get folded down and put away? No, of course it doesn't.
Haha that's an old pic at my mums. I'm getting slaughtered here."
Fair play to you for taking it well. |
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"Also, what in the holy hell is going on with that room? Is it a kitchen? Why do you have a stack of filing units from a 1980s tax office next to your fridge? Why is there a single white cuphoard in a row of blue? Why are there flip flops everywhere? You're really risking a vertebrae if you trip on all that clutter. Does that ironing board ever get folded down and put away? No, of course it doesn't.
Haha that's an old pic at my mums. I'm getting slaughtered here.
How old is the pic? Keep the pics recent
Tuesday."
I dunno last year some time I think. I remember bringing a girl home that night and that's why I kept the pic . Lol
I have never been narcissistic it may seem like I don't give a shit but I like people to see me for who I am. I work 10 hours a day Mon to Friday and work on a Saturday I don't have the time to be perfect. |
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"Also, what in the holy hell is going on with that room? Is it a kitchen? Why do you have a stack of filing units from a 1980s tax office next to your fridge? Why is there a single white cuphoard in a row of blue? Why are there flip flops everywhere? You're really risking a vertebrae if you trip on all that clutter. Does that ironing board ever get folded down and put away? No, of course it doesn't.
Haha that's an old pic at my mums. I'm getting slaughtered here.
How old is the pic? Keep the pics recent
Tuesday.
I dunno last year some time I think. I remember bringing a girl home that night and that's why I kept the pic . Lol
I have never been narcissistic it may seem like I don't give a shit but I like people to see me for who I am. I work 10 hours a day Mon to Friday and work on a Saturday I don't have the time to be perfect."
Yeah but think of the flip flops! The flip is miles away from the flop, at least put them together before you take a pic. Nobody likes an untidy flip & flop |
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"Also, what in the holy hell is going on with that room? Is it a kitchen? Why do you have a stack of filing units from a 1980s tax office next to your fridge? Why is there a single white cuphoard in a row of blue? Why are there flip flops everywhere? You're really risking a vertebrae if you trip on all that clutter. Does that ironing board ever get folded down and put away? No, of course it doesn't.
Haha that's an old pic at my mums. I'm getting slaughtered here.
How old is the pic? Keep the pics recent
Tuesday.
I dunno last year some time I think. I remember bringing a girl home that night and that's why I kept the pic . Lol
I have never been narcissistic it may seem like I don't give a shit but I like people to see me for who I am. I work 10 hours a day Mon to Friday and work on a Saturday I don't have the time to be perfect.
Yeah but think of the flip flops! The flip is miles away from the flop, at least put them together before you take a pic. Nobody likes an untidy flip & flop "
It wasn't a pic taken for here. It was just a pic on my phone. If you guys think some new pics will help I'll take some.
Do I look attractive though. Even if I need a bit of work. |
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"Also, what in the holy hell is going on with that room? Is it a kitchen? Why do you have a stack of filing units from a 1980s tax office next to your fridge? Why is there a single white cuphoard in a row of blue? Why are there flip flops everywhere? You're really risking a vertebrae if you trip on all that clutter. Does that ironing board ever get folded down and put away? No, of course it doesn't.
Haha that's an old pic at my mums. I'm getting slaughtered here.
How old is the pic? Keep the pics recent
Tuesday.
I dunno last year some time I think. I remember bringing a girl home that night and that's why I kept the pic . Lol
I have never been narcissistic it may seem like I don't give a shit but I like people to see me for who I am. I work 10 hours a day Mon to Friday and work on a Saturday I don't have the time to be perfect."
Fair play, this thread has made me laugh
The kitchen: the cupboards seem empty - I want to put all the stuff away!
Yes, what the others said though! Tidy the background or take a decent selfie against a blank wall perhaps. The dick pics are a bit weird, I’m confused about the 2 different sizes of Fosters cans
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"Also, what in the holy hell is going on with that room? Is it a kitchen? Why do you have a stack of filing units from a 1980s tax office next to your fridge? Why is there a single white cuphoard in a row of blue? Why are there flip flops everywhere? You're really risking a vertebrae if you trip on all that clutter. Does that ironing board ever get folded down and put away? No, of course it doesn't.
Haha that's an old pic at my mums. I'm getting slaughtered here.
How old is the pic? Keep the pics recent
Tuesday.
I dunno last year some time I think. I remember bringing a girl home that night and that's why I kept the pic . Lol
I have never been narcissistic it may seem like I don't give a shit but I like people to see me for who I am. I work 10 hours a day Mon to Friday and work on a Saturday I don't have the time to be perfect.
Yeah but think of the flip flops! The flip is miles away from the flop, at least put them together before you take a pic. Nobody likes an untidy flip & flop
It wasn't a pic taken for here. It was just a pic on my phone. If you guys think some new pics will help I'll take some.
Do I look attractive though. Even if I need a bit of work. "
Dunno boss, I can't get past the poor flip flop
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"Also, what in the holy hell is going on with that room? Is it a kitchen? Why do you have a stack of filing units from a 1980s tax office next to your fridge? Why is there a single white cuphoard in a row of blue? Why are there flip flops everywhere? You're really risking a vertebrae if you trip on all that clutter. Does that ironing board ever get folded down and put away? No, of course it doesn't.
Haha that's an old pic at my mums. I'm getting slaughtered here.
How old is the pic? Keep the pics recent
Tuesday.
I dunno last year some time I think. I remember bringing a girl home that night and that's why I kept the pic . Lol
I have never been narcissistic it may seem like I don't give a shit but I like people to see me for who I am. I work 10 hours a day Mon to Friday and work on a Saturday I don't have the time to be perfect."
I get that not everybody has the time nor inclination to be super clean but that's going a bit far. You could catch something if you spent too long in that room.
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"Also, what in the holy hell is going on with that room? Is it a kitchen? Why do you have a stack of filing units from a 1980s tax office next to your fridge? Why is there a single white cuphoard in a row of blue? Why are there flip flops everywhere? You're really risking a vertebrae if you trip on all that clutter. Does that ironing board ever get folded down and put away? No, of course it doesn't.
Haha that's an old pic at my mums. I'm getting slaughtered here.
How old is the pic? Keep the pics recent
Tuesday.
I dunno last year some time I think. I remember bringing a girl home that night and that's why I kept the pic . Lol
I have never been narcissistic it may seem like I don't give a shit but I like people to see me for who I am. I work 10 hours a day Mon to Friday and work on a Saturday I don't have the time to be perfect."
Bro take no notice of the acerbic comments above, some of which are so condescending it defies belief.
You look like a real nice chap who works hard and presumably looks after his family. I would say though that fab is a plastic hallway populated with self promoting phillstines and equally plastic people. A place where good chaps die like dogs in a gutter. There is however a negative side! |
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"Also, what in the holy hell is going on with that room? Is it a kitchen? Why do you have a stack of filing units from a 1980s tax office next to your fridge? Why is there a single white cuphoard in a row of blue? Why are there flip flops everywhere? You're really risking a vertebrae if you trip on all that clutter. Does that ironing board ever get folded down and put away? No, of course it doesn't.
Haha that's an old pic at my mums. I'm getting slaughtered here.
How old is the pic? Keep the pics recent
Tuesday.
I dunno last year some time I think. I remember bringing a girl home that night and that's why I kept the pic . Lol
I have never been narcissistic it may seem like I don't give a shit but I like people to see me for who I am. I work 10 hours a day Mon to Friday and work on a Saturday I don't have the time to be perfect.
Yeah but think of the flip flops! The flip is miles away from the flop, at least put them together before you take a pic. Nobody likes an untidy flip & flop
It wasn't a pic taken for here. It was just a pic on my phone. If you guys think some new pics will help I'll take some.
Do I look attractive though. Even if I need a bit of work.
Dunno boss, I can't get past the poor flip flop
And is that a cat curled up on the side table? "
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"Also, what in the holy hell is going on with that room? Is it a kitchen? Why do you have a stack of filing units from a 1980s tax office next to your fridge? Why is there a single white cuphoard in a row of blue? Why are there flip flops everywhere? You're really risking a vertebrae if you trip on all that clutter. Does that ironing board ever get folded down and put away? No, of course it doesn't.
Haha that's an old pic at my mums. I'm getting slaughtered here.
How old is the pic? Keep the pics recent
Tuesday.
I dunno last year some time I think. I remember bringing a girl home that night and that's why I kept the pic . Lol
I have never been narcissistic it may seem like I don't give a shit but I like people to see me for who I am. I work 10 hours a day Mon to Friday and work on a Saturday I don't have the time to be perfect.
Yeah but think of the flip flops! The flip is miles away from the flop, at least put them together before you take a pic. Nobody likes an untidy flip & flop
It wasn't a pic taken for here. It was just a pic on my phone. If you guys think some new pics will help I'll take some.
Do I look attractive though. Even if I need a bit of work.
Dunno boss, I can't get past the poor flip flop
And is that a cat curled up on the side table?
"Karen, KAREN...I've got a cat with no pulse here!""
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"Also, what in the holy hell is going on with that room? Is it a kitchen? Why do you have a stack of filing units from a 1980s tax office next to your fridge? Why is there a single white cuphoard in a row of blue? Why are there flip flops everywhere? You're really risking a vertebrae if you trip on all that clutter. Does that ironing board ever get folded down and put away? No, of course it doesn't.
Haha that's an old pic at my mums. I'm getting slaughtered here.
How old is the pic? Keep the pics recent
Tuesday.
I dunno last year some time I think. I remember bringing a girl home that night and that's why I kept the pic . Lol
I have never been narcissistic it may seem like I don't give a shit but I like people to see me for who I am. I work 10 hours a day Mon to Friday and work on a Saturday I don't have the time to be perfect.
Yeah but think of the flip flops! The flip is miles away from the flop, at least put them together before you take a pic. Nobody likes an untidy flip & flop
It wasn't a pic taken for here. It was just a pic on my phone. If you guys think some new pics will help I'll take some.
Do I look attractive though. Even if I need a bit of work.
Dunno boss, I can't get past the poor flip flop
And is that a cat curled up on the side table? "
I think that’s Davey Crocketts hat, it’s not been tidied since he called for a brew.
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"Also, what in the holy hell is going on with that room? Is it a kitchen? Why do you have a stack of filing units from a 1980s tax office next to your fridge? Why is there a single white cuphoard in a row of blue? Why are there flip flops everywhere? You're really risking a vertebrae if you trip on all that clutter. Does that ironing board ever get folded down and put away? No, of course it doesn't.
Haha that's an old pic at my mums. I'm getting slaughtered here.
How old is the pic? Keep the pics recent
Tuesday.
I dunno last year some time I think. I remember bringing a girl home that night and that's why I kept the pic . Lol
I have never been narcissistic it may seem like I don't give a shit but I like people to see me for who I am. I work 10 hours a day Mon to Friday and work on a Saturday I don't have the time to be perfect.
Yeah but think of the flip flops! The flip is miles away from the flop, at least put them together before you take a pic. Nobody likes an untidy flip & flop
It wasn't a pic taken for here. It was just a pic on my phone. If you guys think some new pics will help I'll take some.
Do I look attractive though. Even if I need a bit of work.
Dunno boss, I can't get past the poor flip flop
And is that a cat curled up on the side table?
"Karen, KAREN...I've got a cat with no pulse here!""
I think it's a hat or the bit that attaches to a jacket around the neck. But truthfully there both guesses. I don't know |
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"Also, what in the holy hell is going on with that room? Is it a kitchen? Why do you have a stack of filing units from a 1980s tax office next to your fridge? Why is there a single white cuphoard in a row of blue? Why are there flip flops everywhere? You're really risking a vertebrae if you trip on all that clutter. Does that ironing board ever get folded down and put away? No, of course it doesn't.
Haha that's an old pic at my mums. I'm getting slaughtered here.
How old is the pic? Keep the pics recent
Tuesday.
I dunno last year some time I think. I remember bringing a girl home that night and that's why I kept the pic . Lol
I have never been narcissistic it may seem like I don't give a shit but I like people to see me for who I am. I work 10 hours a day Mon to Friday and work on a Saturday I don't have the time to be perfect.
Yeah but think of the flip flops! The flip is miles away from the flop, at least put them together before you take a pic. Nobody likes an untidy flip & flop
It wasn't a pic taken for here. It was just a pic on my phone. If you guys think some new pics will help I'll take some.
Do I look attractive though. Even if I need a bit of work.
Dunno boss, I can't get past the poor flip flop
And is that a cat curled up on the side table?
"Karen, KAREN...I've got a cat with no pulse here!"
I think it's a hat or the bit that attaches to a jacket around the neck. But truthfully there both guesses. I don't know "
So not a sentient being then.
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"Also, what in the holy hell is going on with that room? Is it a kitchen? Why do you have a stack of filing units from a 1980s tax office next to your fridge? Why is there a single white cuphoard in a row of blue? Why are there flip flops everywhere? You're really risking a vertebrae if you trip on all that clutter. Does that ironing board ever get folded down and put away? No, of course it doesn't.
Haha that's an old pic at my mums. I'm getting slaughtered here.
How old is the pic? Keep the pics recent
Tuesday.
I dunno last year some time I think. I remember bringing a girl home that night and that's why I kept the pic . Lol
I have never been narcissistic it may seem like I don't give a shit but I like people to see me for who I am. I work 10 hours a day Mon to Friday and work on a Saturday I don't have the time to be perfect.
Yeah but think of the flip flops! The flip is miles away from the flop, at least put them together before you take a pic. Nobody likes an untidy flip & flop
It wasn't a pic taken for here. It was just a pic on my phone. If you guys think some new pics will help I'll take some.
Do I look attractive though. Even if I need a bit of work.
Dunno boss, I can't get past the poor flip flop
And is that a cat curled up on the side table?
"Karen, KAREN...I've got a cat with no pulse here!"
I think it's a hat or the bit that attaches to a jacket around the neck. But truthfully there both guesses. I don't know "
Fella don’t respond to these no marks they are behaving quite appallingly. |
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"Also, what in the holy hell is going on with that room? Is it a kitchen? Why do you have a stack of filing units from a 1980s tax office next to your fridge? Why is there a single white cuphoard in a row of blue? Why are there flip flops everywhere? You're really risking a vertebrae if you trip on all that clutter. Does that ironing board ever get folded down and put away? No, of course it doesn't.
Haha that's an old pic at my mums. I'm getting slaughtered here.
How old is the pic? Keep the pics recent
Tuesday.
I dunno last year some time I think. I remember bringing a girl home that night and that's why I kept the pic . Lol
I have never been narcissistic it may seem like I don't give a shit but I like people to see me for who I am. I work 10 hours a day Mon to Friday and work on a Saturday I don't have the time to be perfect.
Yeah but think of the flip flops! The flip is miles away from the flop, at least put them together before you take a pic. Nobody likes an untidy flip & flop
It wasn't a pic taken for here. It was just a pic on my phone. If you guys think some new pics will help I'll take some.
Do I look attractive though. Even if I need a bit of work.
Dunno boss, I can't get past the poor flip flop
And is that a cat curled up on the side table?
"Karen, KAREN...I've got a cat with no pulse here!"
I think it's a hat or the bit that attaches to a jacket around the neck. But truthfully there both guesses. I don't know
Fella don’t respond to these no marks they are behaving quite appallingly. "
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"Also, what in the holy hell is going on with that room? Is it a kitchen? Why do you have a stack of filing units from a 1980s tax office next to your fridge? Why is there a single white cuphoard in a row of blue? Why are there flip flops everywhere? You're really risking a vertebrae if you trip on all that clutter. Does that ironing board ever get folded down and put away? No, of course it doesn't.
Haha that's an old pic at my mums. I'm getting slaughtered here.
How old is the pic? Keep the pics recent
Tuesday.
I dunno last year some time I think. I remember bringing a girl home that night and that's why I kept the pic . Lol
I have never been narcissistic it may seem like I don't give a shit but I like people to see me for who I am. I work 10 hours a day Mon to Friday and work on a Saturday I don't have the time to be perfect.
Yeah but think of the flip flops! The flip is miles away from the flop, at least put them together before you take a pic. Nobody likes an untidy flip & flop
It wasn't a pic taken for here. It was just a pic on my phone. If you guys think some new pics will help I'll take some.
Do I look attractive though. Even if I need a bit of work.
Dunno boss, I can't get past the poor flip flop
And is that a cat curled up on the side table?
"Karen, KAREN...I've got a cat with no pulse here!"
I think it's a hat or the bit that attaches to a jacket around the neck. But truthfully there both guesses. I don't know
Fella don’t respond to these no marks they are behaving quite appallingly. "
What’s a no mark? |
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"Also, what in the holy hell is going on with that room? Is it a kitchen? Why do you have a stack of filing units from a 1980s tax office next to your fridge? Why is there a single white cuphoard in a row of blue? Why are there flip flops everywhere? You're really risking a vertebrae if you trip on all that clutter. Does that ironing board ever get folded down and put away? No, of course it doesn't.
Haha that's an old pic at my mums. I'm getting slaughtered here.
How old is the pic? Keep the pics recent
Tuesday.
I dunno last year some time I think. I remember bringing a girl home that night and that's why I kept the pic . Lol
I have never been narcissistic it may seem like I don't give a shit but I like people to see me for who I am. I work 10 hours a day Mon to Friday and work on a Saturday I don't have the time to be perfect.
Yeah but think of the flip flops! The flip is miles away from the flop, at least put them together before you take a pic. Nobody likes an untidy flip & flop
It wasn't a pic taken for here. It was just a pic on my phone. If you guys think some new pics will help I'll take some.
Do I look attractive though. Even if I need a bit of work.
Dunno boss, I can't get past the poor flip flop
And is that a cat curled up on the side table?
"Karen, KAREN...I've got a cat with no pulse here!"
I think it's a hat or the bit that attaches to a jacket around the neck. But truthfully there both guesses. I don't know
Fella don’t respond to these no marks they are behaving quite appallingly. "
Said the mysterious shadowy being, facelessly lurking in a depraved and perverted corner of the interwebs |
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"Also, what in the holy hell is going on with that room? Is it a kitchen? Why do you have a stack of filing units from a 1980s tax office next to your fridge? Why is there a single white cuphoard in a row of blue? Why are there flip flops everywhere? You're really risking a vertebrae if you trip on all that clutter. Does that ironing board ever get folded down and put away? No, of course it doesn't.
Haha that's an old pic at my mums. I'm getting slaughtered here.
How old is the pic? Keep the pics recent
Tuesday.
I dunno last year some time I think. I remember bringing a girl home that night and that's why I kept the pic . Lol
I have never been narcissistic it may seem like I don't give a shit but I like people to see me for who I am. I work 10 hours a day Mon to Friday and work on a Saturday I don't have the time to be perfect.
Yeah but think of the flip flops! The flip is miles away from the flop, at least put them together before you take a pic. Nobody likes an untidy flip & flop
It wasn't a pic taken for here. It was just a pic on my phone. If you guys think some new pics will help I'll take some.
Do I look attractive though. Even if I need a bit of work.
Dunno boss, I can't get past the poor flip flop
And is that a cat curled up on the side table?
I think that’s Davey Crocketts hat, it’s not been tidied since he called for a brew.
In 1834."
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"Also, what in the holy hell is going on with that room? Is it a kitchen? Why do you have a stack of filing units from a 1980s tax office next to your fridge? Why is there a single white cuphoard in a row of blue? Why are there flip flops everywhere? You're really risking a vertebrae if you trip on all that clutter. Does that ironing board ever get folded down and put away? No, of course it doesn't.
Haha that's an old pic at my mums. I'm getting slaughtered here.
How old is the pic? Keep the pics recent
Tuesday.
I dunno last year some time I think. I remember bringing a girl home that night and that's why I kept the pic . Lol
I have never been narcissistic it may seem like I don't give a shit but I like people to see me for who I am. I work 10 hours a day Mon to Friday and work on a Saturday I don't have the time to be perfect.
Yeah but think of the flip flops! The flip is miles away from the flop, at least put them together before you take a pic. Nobody likes an untidy flip & flop
It wasn't a pic taken for here. It was just a pic on my phone. If you guys think some new pics will help I'll take some.
Do I look attractive though. Even if I need a bit of work.
Dunno boss, I can't get past the poor flip flop
And is that a cat curled up on the side table?
"Karen, KAREN...I've got a cat with no pulse here!"
I think it's a hat or the bit that attaches to a jacket around the neck. But truthfully there both guesses. I don't know
Fella don’t respond to these no marks they are behaving quite appallingly.
Said the mysterious shadowy being, facelessly lurking in a depraved and perverted corner of the interwebs"
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Said the mysterious shadowy being, facelessly lurking in a depraved and perverted corner of the interwebs"
How very dare you? He's a Colonel: asenior officer in the British Army. He deserves your respect.
(Reads literally any history book.)
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"Also, what in the holy hell is going on with that room? Is it a kitchen? Why do you have a stack of filing units from a 1980s tax office next to your fridge? Why is there a single white cuphoard in a row of blue? Why are there flip flops everywhere? You're really risking a vertebrae if you trip on all that clutter. Does that ironing board ever get folded down and put away? No, of course it doesn't.
Haha that's an old pic at my mums. I'm getting slaughtered here.
How old is the pic? Keep the pics recent
Tuesday.
I dunno last year some time I think. I remember bringing a girl home that night and that's why I kept the pic . Lol
I have never been narcissistic it may seem like I don't give a shit but I like people to see me for who I am. I work 10 hours a day Mon to Friday and work on a Saturday I don't have the time to be perfect.
Yeah but think of the flip flops! The flip is miles away from the flop, at least put them together before you take a pic. Nobody likes an untidy flip & flop
It wasn't a pic taken for here. It was just a pic on my phone. If you guys think some new pics will help I'll take some.
Do I look attractive though. Even if I need a bit of work.
Dunno boss, I can't get past the poor flip flop
And is that a cat curled up on the side table?
"Karen, KAREN...I've got a cat with no pulse here!"
I think it's a hat or the bit that attaches to a jacket around the neck. But truthfully there both guesses. I don't know
Fella don’t respond to these no marks they are behaving quite appallingly.
What’s a no mark?"
Someone who arrogant and not better? |
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"Also, what in the holy hell is going on with that room? Is it a kitchen? Why do you have a stack of filing units from a 1980s tax office next to your fridge? Why is there a single white cuphoard in a row of blue? Why are there flip flops everywhere? You're really risking a vertebrae if you trip on all that clutter. Does that ironing board ever get folded down and put away? No, of course it doesn't.
Haha that's an old pic at my mums. I'm getting slaughtered here.
How old is the pic? Keep the pics recent
Tuesday.
I dunno last year some time I think. I remember bringing a girl home that night and that's why I kept the pic . Lol
I have never been narcissistic it may seem like I don't give a shit but I like people to see me for who I am. I work 10 hours a day Mon to Friday and work on a Saturday I don't have the time to be perfect.
Yeah but think of the flip flops! The flip is miles away from the flop, at least put them together before you take a pic. Nobody likes an untidy flip & flop
It wasn't a pic taken for here. It was just a pic on my phone. If you guys think some new pics will help I'll take some.
Do I look attractive though. Even if I need a bit of work.
Dunno boss, I can't get past the poor flip flop
And is that a cat curled up on the side table?
"Karen, KAREN...I've got a cat with no pulse here!"
I think it's a hat or the bit that attaches to a jacket around the neck. But truthfully there both guesses. I don't know
Fella don’t respond to these no marks they are behaving quite appallingly.
What’s a no mark?
Someone who arrogant and not better?"
Oh ok, thought you were including me for a second.
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Fella don’t respond to these no marks they are behaving quite appallingly.
I don’t think you can call people out for commenting and be insulting about them "
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"Also, what in the holy hell is going on with that room? Is it a kitchen? Why do you have a stack of filing units from a 1980s tax office next to your fridge? Why is there a single white cuphoard in a row of blue? Why are there flip flops everywhere? You're really risking a vertebrae if you trip on all that clutter. Does that ironing board ever get folded down and put away? No, of course it doesn't.
Haha that's an old pic at my mums. I'm getting slaughtered here.
How old is the pic? Keep the pics recent
Tuesday.
I dunno last year some time I think. I remember bringing a girl home that night and that's why I kept the pic . Lol
I have never been narcissistic it may seem like I don't give a shit but I like people to see me for who I am. I work 10 hours a day Mon to Friday and work on a Saturday I don't have the time to be perfect.
Yeah but think of the flip flops! The flip is miles away from the flop, at least put them together before you take a pic. Nobody likes an untidy flip & flop
It wasn't a pic taken for here. It was just a pic on my phone. If you guys think some new pics will help I'll take some.
Do I look attractive though. Even if I need a bit of work.
Dunno boss, I can't get past the poor flip flop
And is that a cat curled up on the side table?
"Karen, KAREN...I've got a cat with no pulse here!"
I think it's a hat or the bit that attaches to a jacket around the neck. But truthfully there both guesses. I don't know
Fella don’t respond to these no marks they are behaving quite appallingly.
What’s a no mark?
Someone who arrogant and not better?
Oh ok, thought you were including me for a second.
Thanks for clarifying."
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"Ermmmm. Honestly, no it doesn't appeal to me. Have you checked out your competition? Take a look at some of the men's profiles who have commented on here for starters, that'll give you an idea of what constitutes an appealing profile.
Ruby"
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"Ermmmm. Honestly, no it doesn't appeal to me. Have you checked out your competition? Take a look at some of the men's profiles who have commented on here for starters, that'll give you an idea of what constitutes an appealing profile.
Ruby
Don't look at mine, I don't get messages "
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Fella don’t respond to these no marks they are behaving quite appallingly.
I don’t think you can call people out for commenting and be insulting about them
But they can be insulting to the OP who seems a little overwhelmed?"
It’s brave to ask for profile advice in this section of the forum for starters. Like throwing yourself to the wolves  he did ask people to be honest! |
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Fella don’t respond to these no marks they are behaving quite appallingly.
I don’t think you can call people out for commenting and be insulting about them
But they can be insulting to the OP who seems a little overwhelmed?
It’s brave to ask for profile advice in this section of the forum for starters. Like throwing yourself to the wolves he did ask people to be honest! "
I can take the banter. I haven't complained.
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"Ermmmm. Honestly, no it doesn't appeal to me. Have you checked out your competition? Take a look at some of the men's profiles who have commented on here for starters, that'll give you an idea of what constitutes an appealing profile.
Ruby
Don't look at mine, I don't get messages
You actually have cake though?"
I know right, and even that's not enough to get me a cheeky message |
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Fella don’t respond to these no marks they are behaving quite appallingly.
I don’t think you can call people out for commenting and be insulting about them
But they can be insulting to the OP who seems a little overwhelmed?
It’s brave to ask for profile advice in this section of the forum for starters. Like throwing yourself to the wolves he did ask people to be honest! "
Yes I suppose you are right.
But I dare say if the comments the OP has received were aimed at a female the accusation of bullying would rightly levelled. |
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Fella don’t respond to these no marks they are behaving quite appallingly.
I don’t think you can call people out for commenting and be insulting about them
But they can be insulting to the OP who seems a little overwhelmed?
It’s brave to ask for profile advice in this section of the forum for starters. Like throwing yourself to the wolves he did ask people to be honest!
Yes I suppose you are right.
But I dare say if the comments the OP has received were aimed at a female the accusation of bullying would rightly levelled."
No one has said I'm ugly or grotesque. To me that's a win. Taking a few new pics without crap in the background isn't too hard |
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Fella don’t respond to these no marks they are behaving quite appallingly.
I don’t think you can call people out for commenting and be insulting about them
But they can be insulting to the OP who seems a little overwhelmed?
It’s brave to ask for profile advice in this section of the forum for starters. Like throwing yourself to the wolves he did ask people to be honest!
Yes I suppose you are right.
But I dare say if the comments the OP has received were aimed at a female the accusation of bullying would rightly levelled.
No one has said I'm ugly or grotesque. To me that's a win. Taking a few new pics without crap in the background isn't too hard"
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Fella don’t respond to these no marks they are behaving quite appallingly.
I don’t think you can call people out for commenting and be insulting about them
But they can be insulting to the OP who seems a little overwhelmed?
It’s brave to ask for profile advice in this section of the forum for starters. Like throwing yourself to the wolves he did ask people to be honest!
Yes I suppose you are right.
But I dare say if the comments the OP has received were aimed at a female the accusation of bullying would rightly levelled."
Wait, so you’re offended on behalf of the OP who is in fact not offended?
Seems like a waste of energy. |
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Fella don’t respond to these no marks they are behaving quite appallingly.
I don’t think you can call people out for commenting and be insulting about them
But they can be insulting to the OP who seems a little overwhelmed?
It’s brave to ask for profile advice in this section of the forum for starters. Like throwing yourself to the wolves he did ask people to be honest!
Yes I suppose you are right.
But I dare say if the comments the OP has received were aimed at a female the accusation of bullying would rightly levelled.
Wait, so you’re offended on behalf of the OP who is in fact not offended?
Seems like a waste of energy."
Would be much better directed towards giving OP's mum's kitchen a good scrub |
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Fella don’t respond to these no marks they are behaving quite appallingly.
I don’t think you can call people out for commenting and be insulting about them
But they can be insulting to the OP who seems a little overwhelmed?
It’s brave to ask for profile advice in this section of the forum for starters. Like throwing yourself to the wolves he did ask people to be honest!
Yes I suppose you are right.
But I dare say if the comments the OP has received were aimed at a female the accusation of bullying would rightly levelled.
Wait, so you’re offended on behalf of the OP who is in fact not offended?
Seems like a waste of energy.
Would be much better directed towards giving OP's mum's kitchen a good scrub"
She was moving house I think then. No need |
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"So going to a few club meets is my best option going forward?
Would I get any interest?"
I would say so, and if you wanted to discover the Dom side then some clubs have events aimed at people wanting an introduction into the lifestyle |
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If the profile text doesn't grab us, we won't even check pictures. There's nothing there to imply any sort of compatibility or personality.
You can't be complacent on here if you actively want interest. You have to stand out.
... for the right reasons. |
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"So going to a few club meets is my best option going forward?
Would I get any interest?
I would say so, and if you wanted to discover the Dom side then some clubs have events aimed at people wanting an introduction into the lifestyle "
I took your advice and got rid of that about the dom on my profile. It does interest me but I just want to get involved a bit more first and maybe explore it.
Pic of me and my mate Tony t rex also gone. |
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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago
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No I don't find it appealing at all.
You are a 37 year old man in your prime, able to accommodate and tall. Not bad looking.
You need better pics and more than a 2 line bio, make some effort! |
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"No I don't find it appealing at all.
You are a 37 year old man in your prime, able to accommodate and tall. Not bad looking.
You need better pics and more than a 2 line bio, make some effort!"
Updated the bio. Any better? |
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"So going to a few club meets is my best option going forward?
Would I get any interest?
I would say so, and if you wanted to discover the Dom side then some clubs have events aimed at people wanting an introduction into the lifestyle
I took your advice and got rid of that about the dom on my profile. It does interest me but I just want to get involved a bit more first and maybe explore it.
Pic of me and my mate Tony t rex also gone. "
Damn it! I just read this entire thread thinking
"I really need to check out the dino pic, will do it once I finish reading" |
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Profile already states whether you can accommodate or travel, so it becomes filler text when used in the bio.
There's absolutely no need to be perfect or a sex robot, but the old adage that "you get out of fab what you put in" is entirely true! I like some of your pics and the bio isn't bad per se, just very threadbare and doesn't make you stand out.
As for people's comments, they're not personal attacks just folks having a laugh I promise on some of my more controversial threads, I've been attacked worse than this. So it's definitely not just men - Xeno |
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Can see you’ve took a few things on board, such as new username and more selective age preferences, which is better, but photos still need improvement.
In my opinion, the previous profile pic that you had on (from 6th August) was better. As another person has said, you don’t need as many face pics - I would just get rid of the rest of them. You need some body pics to spice it up a little. You don’t have to be naked, but people like to see a little bit of a teaser.
Turn your camera function around to take a better selfie - it looks sloppy when your phone is in most of your pics. Most phones have a timer function, so you can put your phone down and then step back to take a pic. Your pictures nearly all look blurry too - clean mirrors and your camera lens.
Hope that helps |
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Fella don’t respond to these no marks they are behaving quite appallingly.
I don’t think you can call people out for commenting and be insulting about them
But they can be insulting to the OP who seems a little overwhelmed?
It’s brave to ask for profile advice in this section of the forum for starters. Like throwing yourself to the wolves he did ask people to be honest!
Yes I suppose you are right.
But I dare say if the comments the OP has received were aimed at a female the accusation of bullying would rightly levelled.
Wait, so you’re offended on behalf of the OP who is in fact not offended?
Seems like a waste of energy."
It seems so.
That said it’s my energy to waste and I just saw the Fab vultures circling round a wounded moose. The OP was, in my view, saying anything to ingratiate himself to said avian creatures who as soon as they smelled blood went for the kill. As I say if the OP was a woman then allegations of bullying and pecking at self esteem would be, rightly justified.
My response to the avian flock would be here is twenty pence go phone someone who gives a flock. I usually don’t take Fab seriously I will follow that mantra slavishly from now on! |
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Fella don’t respond to these no marks they are behaving quite appallingly.
I don’t think you can call people out for commenting and be insulting about them
But they can be insulting to the OP who seems a little overwhelmed?
It’s brave to ask for profile advice in this section of the forum for starters. Like throwing yourself to the wolves he did ask people to be honest!
Yes I suppose you are right.
But I dare say if the comments the OP has received were aimed at a female the accusation of bullying would rightly levelled.
Wait, so you’re offended on behalf of the OP who is in fact not offended?
Seems like a waste of energy.
It seems so.
That said it’s my energy to waste and I just saw the Fab vultures circling round a wounded moose. The OP was, in my view, saying anything to ingratiate himself to said avian creatures who as soon as they smelled blood went for the kill. As I say if the OP was a woman then allegations of bullying and pecking at self esteem would be, rightly justified.
My response to the avian flock would be here is twenty pence go phone someone who gives a flock. I usually don’t take Fab seriously I will follow that mantra slavishly from now on!"
All I got from that was that you called the OP a moose.
Harsh.
I’d follow that mantra too if I was you.
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Fella don’t respond to these no marks they are behaving quite appallingly.
I don’t think you can call people out for commenting and be insulting about them
But they can be insulting to the OP who seems a little overwhelmed?
It’s brave to ask for profile advice in this section of the forum for starters. Like throwing yourself to the wolves he did ask people to be honest!
Yes I suppose you are right.
But I dare say if the comments the OP has received were aimed at a female the accusation of bullying would rightly levelled.
Wait, so you’re offended on behalf of the OP who is in fact not offended?
Seems like a waste of energy.
It seems so.
That said it’s my energy to waste and I just saw the Fab vultures circling round a wounded moose. The OP was, in my view, saying anything to ingratiate himself to said avian creatures who as soon as they smelled blood went for the kill. As I say if the OP was a woman then allegations of bullying and pecking at self esteem would be, rightly justified.
My response to the avian flock would be here is twenty pence go phone someone who gives a flock. I usually don’t take Fab seriously I will follow that mantra slavishly from now on!
All I got from that was that you called the OP a moose.
Harsh.
I’d follow that mantra too if I was you.
Enjoy."
Ha ha ha ha you are lad!
Thank fully I am not you.
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Fella don’t respond to these no marks they are behaving quite appallingly.
I don’t think you can call people out for commenting and be insulting about them
But they can be insulting to the OP who seems a little overwhelmed?
It’s brave to ask for profile advice in this section of the forum for starters. Like throwing yourself to the wolves he did ask people to be honest!
Yes I suppose you are right.
But I dare say if the comments the OP has received were aimed at a female the accusation of bullying would rightly levelled.
Wait, so you’re offended on behalf of the OP who is in fact not offended?
Seems like a waste of energy.
It seems so.
That said it’s my energy to waste and I just saw the Fab vultures circling round a wounded moose. The OP was, in my view, saying anything to ingratiate himself to said avian creatures who as soon as they smelled blood went for the kill. As I say if the OP was a woman then allegations of bullying and pecking at self esteem would be, rightly justified.
My response to the avian flock would be here is twenty pence go phone someone who gives a flock. I usually don’t take Fab seriously I will follow that mantra slavishly from now on!
All I got from that was that you called the OP a moose.
Harsh.
I’d follow that mantra too if I was you.
Enjoy.
Ha ha ha ha you are lad!
Thank fully I am not you.
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"Is my profile appealing to you ladies. Be honest"
Op. One person on her could tell you they don’t want dick picks on your profile. The next will tell you they do.!! What can you do with this type of of advice.?
You’ll never make a perfect profile that speaks to everyone.
The forum is made up of a small minority on fab. You’re adjusting your profile to apeal to the minority who have chosen to reply on your thread. |
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Fella don’t respond to these no marks they are behaving quite appallingly.
I don’t think you can call people out for commenting and be insulting about them
But they can be insulting to the OP who seems a little overwhelmed?
It’s brave to ask for profile advice in this section of the forum for starters. Like throwing yourself to the wolves he did ask people to be honest!
Yes I suppose you are right.
But I dare say if the comments the OP has received were aimed at a female the accusation of bullying would rightly levelled.
Wait, so you’re offended on behalf of the OP who is in fact not offended?
Seems like a waste of energy.
It seems so.
That said it’s my energy to waste and I just saw the Fab vultures circling round a wounded moose. The OP was, in my view, saying anything to ingratiate himself to said avian creatures who as soon as they smelled blood went for the kill. As I say if the OP was a woman then allegations of bullying and pecking at self esteem would be, rightly justified.
My response to the avian flock would be here is twenty pence go phone someone who gives a flock. I usually don’t take Fab seriously I will follow that mantra slavishly from now on!
All I got from that was that you called the OP a moose.
Harsh.
I’d follow that mantra too if I was you.
Enjoy.
Ha ha ha ha you are lad!
Thank fully I am not you.
Did you just have a stroke?"
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7/8 face pics, all looking different - like different years!
Just post what you look like now as if someone was to meet you they might think they got the wish version of you…
Also know the difference between MMF and MFM - trust me, there’s a difference, especially if you are ‘straight’
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By *an4funMan
over a year ago
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"Is my profile appealing to you ladies. Be honest
Op. One person on her could tell you they don’t want dick picks on your profile. The next will tell you they do.!! What can you do with this type of of advice.?
You’ll never make a perfect profile that speaks to everyone.
The forum is made up of a small minority on fab. You’re adjusting your profile to apeal to the minority who have chosen to reply on your thread. "
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Fella don’t respond to these no marks they are behaving quite appallingly.
I don’t think you can call people out for commenting and be insulting about them
But they can be insulting to the OP who seems a little overwhelmed?
It’s brave to ask for profile advice in this section of the forum for starters. Like throwing yourself to the wolves he did ask people to be honest!
Yes I suppose you are right.
But I dare say if the comments the OP has received were aimed at a female the accusation of bullying would rightly levelled.
Wait, so you’re offended on behalf of the OP who is in fact not offended?
Seems like a waste of energy.
It seems so.
That said it’s my energy to waste and I just saw the Fab vultures circling round a wounded moose. The OP was, in my view, saying anything to ingratiate himself to said avian creatures who as soon as they smelled blood went for the kill. As I say if the OP was a woman then allegations of bullying and pecking at self esteem would be, rightly justified.
My response to the avian flock would be here is twenty pence go phone someone who gives a flock. I usually don’t take Fab seriously I will follow that mantra slavishly from now on!
All I got from that was that you called the OP a moose.
Harsh.
I’d follow that mantra too if I was you.
Enjoy.
Ha ha ha ha you are lad!
Thank fully I am not you.
Did you just have a stroke?"
Jonny Jonny Jonny
Resorting to childish jibes in a discussion is a little tiresome don’t you think.
However if we are resorting to that level I really do take exception to the comment especially coming from a chap with both Napoleon and narcissistic traits.
Now pop along and perhaps get ready for work? |
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"FFS I turn my back for a few hours and miss all fun. Looks like it has all kicked off in here and I've missed out on some absolute belters  "
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Fella don’t respond to these no marks they are behaving quite appallingly.
I don’t think you can call people out for commenting and be insulting about them
But they can be insulting to the OP who seems a little overwhelmed?
It’s brave to ask for profile advice in this section of the forum for starters. Like throwing yourself to the wolves he did ask people to be honest!
Yes I suppose you are right.
But I dare say if the comments the OP has received were aimed at a female the accusation of bullying would rightly levelled.
Wait, so you’re offended on behalf of the OP who is in fact not offended?
Seems like a waste of energy.
It seems so.
That said it’s my energy to waste and I just saw the Fab vultures circling round a wounded moose. The OP was, in my view, saying anything to ingratiate himself to said avian creatures who as soon as they smelled blood went for the kill. As I say if the OP was a woman then allegations of bullying and pecking at self esteem would be, rightly justified.
My response to the avian flock would be here is twenty pence go phone someone who gives a flock. I usually don’t take Fab seriously I will follow that mantra slavishly from now on!
All I got from that was that you called the OP a moose.
Harsh.
I’d follow that mantra too if I was you.
Enjoy.
Ha ha ha ha you are lad!
Thank fully I am not you.
Did you just have a stroke?
Jonny Jonny Jonny
Resorting to childish jibes in a discussion is a little tiresome don’t you think.
However if we are resorting to that level I really do take exception to the comment especially coming from a chap with both Napoleon and narcissistic traits.
Now pop along and perhaps get ready for work?"
Oh I see you’re one of those “must have the last word” types.
Haven’t you got somebody else to go and be offended on behalf of?
And It’s the sociopathic traits I worry about.
I’ll let you have the last word so you feel better though, get typing. |
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