Wanted: a snuggle bunny
Job description: to curl up with, caress (but not fondle) hug, snuggle, cuddle and kiss (no tongues unless initiated by other party) blue swingles.
Sleeping on the job is permitted but no snoring, starfishing or duvet hogging.
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I can fill the position, only snore gently if exhausted, seem to have an internal thermostat, don't hog the duvet, and love spooning, especially in the morning  |
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"Application Form;
I have those qualities and Sheff is a cold place! Some may say as cold as steel!!
And the cold has what effect on your ability to carry out this role?"
Quite the opprsite it enhances my ability to discharge the role! |
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"Application Form;
I have those qualities and Sheff is a cold place! Some may say as cold as steel!!
And the cold has what effect on your ability to carry out this role?Quite the opprsite it enhances my ability to discharge the role!"
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"I have no idea what starfishing is, but I want to try it!
Lsying on your back, arms and legs spread wide open  "
You cannot begin to grasp my disappointment that it wasn't some new deviancy that I was unaware of!
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"I have no idea what starfishing is, but I want to try it!
Lsying on your back, arms and legs spread wide open
You cannot begin to grasp my disappointment that it wasn't some new deviancy that I was unaware of!
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Well if they do it lay on there front it leaves them open for a deviant stealth bumming   |
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"I have no idea what starfishing is, but I want to try it!
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Starfishing is positioning yourself in the middle of a double bed and stretching your arms and legs out like a starfish. Perfect if you have the bed to yourself, greedy if you are sharing.  |
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"Is morning glory a disciplinary offense ?
No. But there is no guarantee of follow through (really can't believe that a) I just typed that and b) I actually mean it!!!  )"
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"Wanted: a snuggle bunny
Job description: to curl up with, caress (but not fondle) hug, snuggle, cuddle and kiss (no tongues unless initiated by other party) blue swingles.
Sleeping on the job is permitted but no snoring, starfishing or duvet hogging.
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I was doing so well until you mentioned snoring, starfishing and duvet hogging!
Meh! Back to the drawing board!  |
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"Wanted: a snuggle bunny
Job description: to curl up with, caress (but not fondle) hug, snuggle, cuddle and kiss (no tongues unless initiated by other party) blue swingles.
Sleeping on the job is permitted but no snoring, starfishing or duvet hogging.
I was doing so well until you mentioned snoring, starfishing and duvet hogging!
Meh! Back to the drawing board! "
you do those last 3 so well lmao  |
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"Wanted: a snuggle bunny
Job description: to curl up with, caress (but not fondle) hug, snuggle, cuddle and kiss (no tongues unless initiated by other party) blue swingles.
Sleeping on the job is permitted but no snoring, starfishing or duvet hogging.
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I think I've given up looking.
Every time I've tried for something like that its ended up badly. I just put an extra duvet on the bed to keep warm. |
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"Wanted: a snuggle bunny
Job description: to curl up with, caress (but not fondle) hug, snuggle, cuddle and kiss (no tongues unless initiated by other party) blue swingles.
Sleeping on the job is permitted but no snoring, starfishing or duvet hogging.
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Ohh yes I want one of those too. (I have a spare duvet so dont have to share mine). |
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"Wanted: a snuggle bunny
Job description: to curl up with, caress (but not fondle) hug, snuggle, cuddle and kiss (no tongues unless initiated by other party) blue swingles.
Sleeping on the job is permitted but no snoring, starfishing or duvet hogging.
I was doing so well until you mentioned snoring, starfishing and duvet hogging!
Meh! Back to the drawing board!
you do those last 3 so well lmao "
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