A great use for a stick on dildo once it's well used and too battered to use for its intended purpose is as a hood ornament for a local boy racer who insists on doing wheel spins and revving their engines outside your bedroom window at 3am.

Nothing says "I'm a dickhead driving a car with a drilled out exhaust and plastic spoilers to compensate for my tiny penis" more than a 9" plastic Wang superglued to the bonnet of a car....

*I'm not admitting to have actually done this of course.....its just theoretical.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Stick it on a bike seat and it'll keep you motivated to keep going

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If you have a dent on the bonnet of your car, you can pour hot water on it and use the dildo to un-dent it

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