FabSwingers.com > Forums > The Lounge > Why do birds suddenly appear?
Why do birds suddenly appear?
Jump to: Newest in thread
Every time I'm settling in for a quiet night in?
Like every other man here, I have enormous respect for the ladies of Lush. But why are they so insistent on craving my beautiful body just as I'm updating my Excel spreadsheet documenting my stocks of shoe-polish, or begging me to fuck them silly when I've literally only recently started watching my boxset of Open University 1969-74: The Glory Years?
Fab would be an easier place for bang average single men to navigate if we weren't getting constantly bombarded with waves of oestrogen-crazed beauties the second we log on. If I've heard it once, I've heard it a thousand times: women of Fab, slow down. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Sorry
I shall leave you alone. The fireworks were just so loud and I needed a strong man to keep me safe.
As you were  "
You might at least help me rearrange my now sadly disarranged beermat collection.  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
» Add a new message to this topic
