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"JD and Cole please bartender T" perfect start to a perfect Saturday night . Enjoy .  | |||
"Glass of red wine please (large glass) "Never in doubt a large glass. Cheers | |||
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"Please may I have a cola zero with ice and a slice of lime? "Babe so elequent always a pleasure never a chore xxx | |||
"Diet Pepsi for me please. I'm not much of a drinker!" ice and a slice | |||
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"A Bailey's and brandy with ice" No problem my friend . Question is Harry Kane one of your own xx | |||
"A Bailey's and brandy with iceNo problem my friend . Question is Harry Kane one of your own xx "He is till he gets sold | |||
"Hmmm. I think I’ll have a glass of red please. And obviously whatever you’re having "Evening my friend shove up Will join you in a glass of Red xxx | |||
"A Bailey's and brandy with iceNo problem my friend . Question is Harry Kane one of your own xx
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"Please may I have a cola zero with ice and a slice of lime? Babe so elequent always a pleasure never a chore xxx"Thank you, lovely x | |||
"Vodka and cranberry please
Mrs "Perfect sweet pea. Xxx | |||
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"Its early so a Strongbow first.....then later Vodka and Coke, then to end the night, an Old Fashioned" wow night planned .love it enjoy xx | |||
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"Australian red wine please. Can I be cheeky and ask for bottle. Save you time to serve others "Not being cheeky forward thinking . Love you style | |||
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"I think a nice old Stella if i may ..... Mind you Magners on ice would be good too "can I trust a Yorkshiremen with a Stella | |||
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"I had 4 cocktails lunch!" you are a lush my friend if I may say so. So what it's weekend . Enjoy xxx | |||
"Fireball" straight to the point. Love it | |||
"I think a nice old Stella if i may ..... Mind you Magners on ice would be good too can I trust a Yorkshiremen with a Stella "This one you Can lol
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"I think a nice old Stella if i may ..... Mind you Magners on ice would be good too can I trust a Yorkshiremen with a Stella
This one you Can lol
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Then JD n "Enjoy my friend . Hope you have a fine Saturday evening | |||
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"I have now finished work So a jd ice Dash of lemonade Please Mr Bus Oh packet of scampi fries "Your Saturday starts now my friend . Your order is being processed . | |||
"Sparking Rose wine" Large glass lovely xx ? | |||
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"Pint of Budweiser please "Yorkshire Budwisser chaser. ? | |||
"I have now finished work So a jd ice Dash of lemonade Please Mr Bus Oh packet of scampi fries Your Saturday starts now my friend . Your order is being processed . "Many thanks  | |||
"Pint of Budweiser please Yorkshire Budwisser chaser. ?"Go on then  | |||
"I'll have a pint of warm water. One of those days. Good evening!! "Warm Water Butteri8 . Slice of lemon . Xxxx | |||
"Me and the cat have gone to bed "plate of milk ? | |||
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"I’ll have a glass of h20." ^He's a water boy. | |||
"I think a nice old Stella if i may ..... Mind you Magners on ice would be good too can I trust a Yorkshiremen with a Stella
This one you Can lol
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Then JD n Enjoy my friend . Hope you have a fine Saturday evening "Thankyou Likewise to you | |||
"So where's the entertainment Strippers for the lady’s Pole dancers for gents "karaoke from you Clakkeds . What you singing | |||
"I’ll have a glass of h20. ^He's a water boy." He's got the whole of the moon | |||
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"Cup of tea for a kickoff then on to the spirits." That's the spirit . Talking of Tea Dar helping | |||
"Any chance of your finest bottle of red please BarKeep? "No problem Emily . Large glass xxx? | |||
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"I am currently having a rather one-sided disagreement with a bottle of honey jd." what you disagreeing about only one winner . | |||
"Sauvignon Blanc Australian.... and he is having a fe Moretti's" Coming right up sweet lady xxx | |||
"Any chance of your finest bottle of red please BarKeep? No problem Emily . Large glass xxx?"Be most grateful, thank you ...and one for yourself | |||
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"Any chance of your finest bottle of red please BarKeep? No problem Emily . Large glass xxx?
Be most grateful, thank you ...and one for yourself "shove up I will join you xx | |||
"Thatchers Gold please " Perfect my friend. Any nibbles | |||
"Thatchers Gold please Perfect my friend. Any nibbles "Salted peanuts please. | |||
"Thatchers Gold please Perfect my friend. Any nibbles
Salted peanuts please. "in a bowl on there way | |||
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"Im on the bacardi again" so what. If it's your tipple power to you elbow . Neat or need a mixer xx | |||
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"Any chance of your finest bottle of red please BarKeep? No problem Emily . Large glass xxx?
Be most grateful, thank you ...and one for yourself shove up I will join you xx"Perfect, then we can put the world to rights xx  | |||
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"Cosmopolitan please "Evening my friend . Cosmo coming up . Can I complement on your attire tonight. Stunning . Xx | |||
"Any chance of your finest bottle of red please BarKeep? No problem Emily . Large glass xxx?
Be most grateful, thank you ...and one for yourself shove up I will join you xx
Perfect, then we can put the world to rights xx "sounds good to me Emily xx | |||
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"Could I have a rhubarb and ginger gin with lemonade please. It’s been a long day "Course you can geourgeous let your hair down relax xxx | |||
"JD and Coke - Hoose measures" perfect matey on its way | |||
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"Cosmopolitan please Evening my friend . Cosmo coming up . Can I complement on your attire tonight. Stunning . Xx "Very kind | |||
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"Fortaleza Blanco please " Evening my friend . No problem. | |||
"Lemsip ? "got a cold . Hot Toddy xx ? | |||
"Balls to it ... get the tequila out please! " No probs. Is that your karaoke song to xx | |||
"Double vodka and for me, no slice and ice please " Evening my friend love Guzz. Wish I was there xx | |||
"Lemsip ? got a cold . Hot Toddy xx ? "Who’s toddy?  | |||
"What you having "Pan-galactic gargleblaster please! | |||
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"Balls to it ... get the tequila out please! No probs. Is that your karaoke song to xx "After a few, it could be | |||
"Could I have a rhubarb and ginger gin with lemonade please. It’s been a long day Course you can geourgeous let your hair down relax xxx"Thank you very much | |||
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"What you having
Pan-galactic gargleblaster please!"wow . Never heard of it . Give me a minute | |||
"Irish coffee would be great till I get warmed up" I'll have a Japanese whisky with ice please preferably a Hibiki if you have it ?? | |||
"I’m teetotal so either a soft drink or a brew" Rochdale. Dandelion and Burdock | |||
"Irish coffee would be great till I get warmed up" Nice plenty of Cream ? | |||
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"Irish coffee would be great till I get warmed up I'll have a Japanese whisky with ice please preferably a Hibiki if you have it ??" Got a shed load. Fell of the back of a lorry | |||
"Pint of Stella "Not sure. You you stay mellow | |||
"Irish coffee would be great till I get warmed up I'll have a Japanese whisky with ice please preferably a Hibiki if you have it ??Got a shed load. Fell of the back of a lorry "What do I have to do for a crate? :P | |||
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"Irish coffee would be great till I get warmed up I'll have a Japanese whisky with ice please preferably a Hibiki if you have it ??Got a shed load. Fell of the back of a lorry
What do I have to do for a crate? :P "slip us oner say no more . | |||
"Irish coffee would be great till I get warmed upNice plenty of Cream ? "Of course | |||
"Irish coffee would be great till I get warmed up I'll have a Japanese whisky with ice please preferably a Hibiki if you have it ??Got a shed load. Fell of the back of a lorry
What do I have to do for a crate? :P slip us oner say no more . "One what? Haha ?? | |||
"A pint of Tanglefoot would be perfect " No problem my Geordie friend . Can I complement you on your footy team | |||
"Chimay grand reserve.( Blue)" no problem my friends. Enjoy | |||
"Irish coffee would be great till I get warmed up I'll have a Japanese whisky with ice please preferably a Hibiki if you have it ??Got a shed load. Fell of the back of a lorry
What do I have to do for a crate? :P slip us oner say no more .
One what? Haha ??"hundred quid | |||
"What you having "Can I have a Pink Gin and Tonic, slice of lime, please | |||
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"What you having
Can I have a Pink Gin and Tonic, slice of lime, please"very exotic . Very sophisticated lady xxx | |||
"Ginger beer and whiskey please bar keep and what ever the lady to my left is having " cheeky vimto | |||
"Still 9 pm, there's still time for other stuff. Stella is good to start with "if you say so | |||
"What you having
Can I have a Pink Gin and Tonic, slice of lime, pleasevery exotic . Very sophisticated lady xxx" | |||
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"I found a pub that does Pabst Blue Ribbon on tap last night so I'll have another of those "it just so happens you can . | |||
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"Some mulled wine will do, please "Christmas has come . Course you can xx | |||
"Belvedere & soda x three lemons, juiced and carcass out....just kidding!! plain old vodka & please x" I was sweating then . Voddy and Coke no problem xx | |||
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"Belvedere & soda x three lemons, juiced and carcass out....just kidding!! plain old vodka & please xI was sweating then . Voddy and Coke no problem xx "Thanks ...bottoms up! Xx | |||
"A pint of ghost ship. Its an adnams ale." A Clacton speciality | |||
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"Rum and diet for me please "Evening my friend . Ice and a slice xx | |||
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"What you having "A truck load of lager and a whisky and for the wife. Seems a fair exchange | |||
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"Bed now good night all x "night Mr Clacton. Sleep well | |||
"What you having
A truck load of lager and a whisky and for the wife.
Seems a fair exchange "Job done | |||
"I'm feeling a bit lonely, someone come and join me, "Chap in the corner giving you the eye | |||
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"Bed now good night all x night Mr Clacton. Sleep well " | |||
"Aspall's please..just a small one "coming right up sweet pea xxx | |||
"I'm feeling a bit lonely, someone come and join me, Chap in the corner giving you the eye "Ohhh, give him G & T and ask him to bring it to my table please | |||
"I'm feeling a bit lonely, someone come and join me, Chap in the corner giving you the eye
Ohhh, give him G & T and ask him to bring it to my table please "on his way over. Enjoy the evening xx | |||
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"Rustle me up a Grappa Francoli and ice. "sorry was otherwise engaged. Coming right up xx | |||
"I'm feeling a bit lonely, someone come and join me, Chap in the corner giving you the eye
Ohhh, give him G & T and ask him to bring it to my table please on his way over. Enjoy the evening xx"The evening is now going with a swing lol | |||
"sorry was otherwise engaged. Coming right up xx" Take your time. Oh, and a bottle of La Fin Du Monde for the wife/ | |||
"I'm feeling a bit lonely, someone come and join me, Chap in the corner giving you the eye
Ohhh, give him G & T and ask him to bring it to my table please on his way over. Enjoy the evening xx
The evening is now going with a swing lol "great . Good to see you on the table xx | |||
"sorry was otherwise engaged. Coming right up xx Take your time. Oh, and a bottle of La Fin Du Monde for the wife/ "No problem | |||
"Double vodka and for me, no slice and ice please Evening my friend love Guzz. Wish I was there xx " Good evening.... can I be cheeky and ask for a straw please? I like to slowly suck mine | |||
