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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman  over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I wish.....

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman  over a year ago

evesham

Have you been veeting your foof for Saturday

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I love this song... Played very loudy!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Saw the title and thought Minxie had started another thread!

J - you're obviously not rubbing hard enough then! Call a boy scout - they know all the tricks!

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman  over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Have you been veeting your foof for Saturday "

Veet is going no where near my narny....

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman  over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Saw the title and thought Minxie had started another thread!

J - you're obviously not rubbing hard enough then! Call a boy scout - they know all the tricks! "

Ho Ho Ho....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Saw the title and thought Minxie had started another thread!

J - you're obviously not rubbing hard enough then! Call a boy scout - they know all the tricks! "

oiiiiiiiiiiiii I am still here lol

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman  over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Saw the title and thought Minxie had started another thread!

J - you're obviously not rubbing hard enough then! Call a boy scout - they know all the tricks!

oiiiiiiiiiiiii I am still here lol "

Ignore him....

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By *emmefataleWoman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Natural Yoghurt.

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By *he Original TTMan  over a year ago

Brackley, Northants

If we're doing song lyrics....

"I'm a fire starter, a twisted fire starter"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Saw the title and thought Minxie had started another thread!

J - you're obviously not rubbing hard enough then! Call a boy scout - they know all the tricks!

oiiiiiiiiiiiii I am still here lol "

With your recent track record - I thought you may have short circuited something and sparked a 'bush fire'!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

song lyrics ................

Its beginning to look a lot like christmas

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Saw the title and thought Minxie had started another thread!

J - you're obviously not rubbing hard enough then! Call a boy scout - they know all the tricks!

oiiiiiiiiiiiii I am still here lol

With your recent track record - I thought you may have short circuited something and sparked a 'bush fire'! "

I have been told to ignore u .......

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Saw the title and thought Minxie had started another thread!

J - you're obviously not rubbing hard enough then! Call a boy scout - they know all the tricks!

oiiiiiiiiiiiii I am still here lol

With your recent track record - I thought you may have short circuited something and sparked a 'bush fire'! "

I havent done anything stupid for ages now ..........

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By *he Original TTMan  over a year ago

Brackley, Northants


"Saw the title and thought Minxie had started another thread!

J - you're obviously not rubbing hard enough then! Call a boy scout - they know all the tricks!

oiiiiiiiiiiiii I am still here lol

With your recent track record - I thought you may have short circuited something and sparked a 'bush fire'!

I havent done anything stupid for ages now .......... "

Less than a week by my estimation....

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By *nvictusMan  over a year ago

Beeston

Mine really is

Who the fuck was it recommended this magic powder!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Saw the title and thought Minxie had started another thread!

J - you're obviously not rubbing hard enough then! Call a boy scout - they know all the tricks!

oiiiiiiiiiiiii I am still here lol

With your recent track record - I thought you may have short circuited something and sparked a 'bush fire'!

I havent done anything stupid for ages now .......... "

Wardobe. Drawers. Radiator. Electrician. 'Imaginary' wall socket.

I rest my case m'Lord!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Have you been veeting your foof for Saturday

Veet is going no where near my narny.... "

Never heard it called a narny before j, great name made me smile

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Saw the title and thought Minxie had started another thread!

J - you're obviously not rubbing hard enough then! Call a boy scout - they know all the tricks!

oiiiiiiiiiiiii I am still here lol

With your recent track record - I thought you may have short circuited something and sparked a 'bush fire'!

I havent done anything stupid for ages now ..........

Wardobe. Drawers. Radiator. Electrician. 'Imaginary' wall socket

I rest my case m'Lord! "

Dont forget the tailgate obi,

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I wouldn't go near any flammable objects in any case

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By *mumaWoman  over a year ago

Livingston

What be this sex thing you speak of?? Pray telll, and teach the innocent.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I need a fire 2 warm me up.

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman  over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"What be this sex thing you speak of?? Pray telll, and teach the innocent..... "

Its the lack of any...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I wish..... "

Too much magic powder ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm down your way after Christmas, I'd be happy to give your fire a good stoking, before nicking half your wardrobe and buggering off before you've put out the flames!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

your STD playing up again?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Have you tried rubbing deep heat onto your fanny?

It'll be on fire then!

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman  over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"

your STD playing up again? "

Yeah it won't go.... I can't get rid of the fishy aroma....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I need something to go with my chips lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Saw the title and thought Minxie had started another thread!

J - you're obviously not rubbing hard enough then! Call a boy scout - they know all the tricks!

oiiiiiiiiiiiii I am still here lol

With your recent track record - I thought you may have short circuited something and sparked a 'bush fire'!

I havent done anything stupid for ages now ..........

Less than a week by my estimation.... "

a weeks a loooooong time in the life of the Minx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Saw the title and thought Minxie had started another thread!

J - you're obviously not rubbing hard enough then! Call a boy scout - they know all the tricks!

oiiiiiiiiiiiii I am still here lol

With your recent track record - I thought you may have short circuited something and sparked a 'bush fire'!

I havent done anything stupid for ages now ..........

Wardobe. Drawers. Radiator. Electrician. 'Imaginary' wall socket

I rest my case m'Lord!

Dont forget the tailgate obi, "

hold on hold on, the wall does have a socket, it just isnt where I thought it was and wot did I do stupid with that ???? .........

the tailgate was a few weeks ago and if someone pops up on here and mentions a mascara brush he will get his arse slapped lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Saw the title and thought Minxie had started another thread!

J - you're obviously not rubbing hard enough then! Call a boy scout - they know all the tricks!

oiiiiiiiiiiiii I am still here lol

With your recent track record - I thought you may have short circuited something and sparked a 'bush fire'!

I havent done anything stupid for ages now ..........

Wardobe. Drawers. Radiator. Electrician. 'Imaginary' wall socket.

I rest my case m'Lord! "

remind me wot I did with a wardrobe? lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I wish..... "

Get some Leaches for it, the burning will soon go

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By *he Original TTMan  over a year ago

Brackley, Northants


"Saw the title and thought Minxie had started another thread!

J - you're obviously not rubbing hard enough then! Call a boy scout - they know all the tricks!

oiiiiiiiiiiiii I am still here lol

With your recent track record - I thought you may have short circuited something and sparked a 'bush fire'!

I havent done anything stupid for ages now ..........

Wardobe. Drawers. Radiator. Electrician. 'Imaginary' wall socket

I rest my case m'Lord!

Dont forget the tailgate obi,

hold on hold on, the wall does have a socket, it just isnt where I thought it was and wot did I do stupid with that ???? .........

the tailgate was a few weeks ago and if someone pops up on here and mentions a mascara brush he will get his arse slapped lol "

Whispers....(Mascara brush...!)

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman  over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Saw the title and thought Minxie had started another thread!

J - you're obviously not rubbing hard enough then! Call a boy scout - they know all the tricks!

oiiiiiiiiiiiii I am still here lol

With your recent track record - I thought you may have short circuited something and sparked a 'bush fire'!

I havent done anything stupid for ages now ..........

Wardobe. Drawers. Radiator. Electrician. 'Imaginary' wall socket

I rest my case m'Lord!

Dont forget the tailgate obi,

hold on hold on, the wall does have a socket, it just isnt where I thought it was and wot did I do stupid with that ???? .........

the tailgate was a few weeks ago and if someone pops up on here and mentions a mascara brush he will get his arse slapped lol

Whispers....(Mascara brush...!)

"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Saw the title and thought Minxie had started another thread!

J - you're obviously not rubbing hard enough then! Call a boy scout - they know all the tricks!

oiiiiiiiiiiiii I am still here lol

With your recent track record - I thought you may have short circuited something and sparked a 'bush fire'!

I havent done anything stupid for ages now ..........

Wardobe. Drawers. Radiator. Electrician. 'Imaginary' wall socket

I rest my case m'Lord!

Dont forget the tailgate obi,

hold on hold on, the wall does have a socket, it just isnt where I thought it was and wot did I do stupid with that ???? .........

the tailgate was a few weeks ago and if someone pops up on here and mentions a mascara brush he will get his arse slapped lol

Whispers....(Mascara brush...!)

"

u just couldnt resist - one slapped arse coming up (pssst I have a memory like an elephant too ...... lol)

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By *he Original TTMan  over a year ago

Brackley, Northants


"Saw the title and thought Minxie had started another thread!

J - you're obviously not rubbing hard enough then! Call a boy scout - they know all the tricks!

oiiiiiiiiiiiii I am still here lol

With your recent track record - I thought you may have short circuited something and sparked a 'bush fire'!

I havent done anything stupid for ages now ..........

Wardobe. Drawers. Radiator. Electrician. 'Imaginary' wall socket

I rest my case m'Lord!

Dont forget the tailgate obi,

hold on hold on, the wall does have a socket, it just isnt where I thought it was and wot did I do stupid with that ???? .........

the tailgate was a few weeks ago and if someone pops up on here and mentions a mascara brush he will get his arse slapped lol

Whispers....(Mascara brush...!)

u just couldnt resist - one slapped arse coming up (pssst I have a memory like an elephant too ...... lol) "

;-D Nope, couldn't!

As for the memory.... wellllll.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Saw the title and thought Minxie had started another thread!

J - you're obviously not rubbing hard enough then! Call a boy scout - they know all the tricks!

oiiiiiiiiiiiii I am still here lol

With your recent track record - I thought you may have short circuited something and sparked a 'bush fire'!

I havent done anything stupid for ages now ..........

Wardobe. Drawers. Radiator. Electrician. 'Imaginary' wall socket

I rest my case m'Lord!

Dont forget the tailgate obi,

hold on hold on, the wall does have a socket, it just isnt where I thought it was and wot did I do stupid with that ???? .........

the tailgate was a few weeks ago and if someone pops up on here and mentions a mascara brush he will get his arse slapped lol

Whispers....(Mascara brush...!)

u just couldnt resist - one slapped arse coming up (pssst I have a memory like an elephant too ...... lol)

;-D Nope, couldn't!

As for the memory.... wellllll..... "

oh oooooops rumbled

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By *he Original TTMan  over a year ago

Brackley, Northants


"Saw the title and thought Minxie had started another thread!

J - you're obviously not rubbing hard enough then! Call a boy scout - they know all the tricks!

oiiiiiiiiiiiii I am still here lol

With your recent track record - I thought you may have short circuited something and sparked a 'bush fire'!

I havent done anything stupid for ages now ..........

Wardobe. Drawers. Radiator. Electrician. 'Imaginary' wall socket

I rest my case m'Lord!

Dont forget the tailgate obi,

hold on hold on, the wall does have a socket, it just isnt where I thought it was and wot did I do stupid with that ???? .........

the tailgate was a few weeks ago and if someone pops up on here and mentions a mascara brush he will get his arse slapped lol

Whispers....(Mascara brush...!)

u just couldnt resist - one slapped arse coming up (pssst I have a memory like an elephant too ...... lol) "

Oh, and regarding the arse slapping... Bring it on! Lol!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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