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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I have a sore throat and my evening is being ruined by damn fireworks ruining my zen time.
Now I've got you heart, petition to get me on page 1 hotlist please. Let's prove men can do it, even if you're bang average like me. Because the world's a crazy place, and it beats fake people being up there.
Bless you all in advance x |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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Men can't do it.
Maybe men can be number 1 of men's hot pics but even then women pop up. Unless you can find a stunt vag. Then you'll do it.
Sorry.
Thought I'd piss on your bonfire a bit.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well you'll need to post a new pic for a start OP... Aim for page 15 of the men's (7 fabs). If you make it to page 1 with the heady heights of 100 fabs you're winning Fabswingers clearly  |
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By *TG3Man
over a year ago
Dorchester |
"I have a sore throat and my evening is being ruined by damn fireworks ruining my zen time.
Now I've got you heart, petition to get me on page 1 hotlist please. Let's prove men can do it, even if you're bang average like me. Because the world's a crazy place, and it beats fake people being up there.
Bless you all in advance x"
give up now you won't make it, its the only thing men win at is voting  |
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
South Wales |
"We can do it people! Just fab me FFS.
CBA posting a new pic up though, does it have to be new? "
Can’t be arsed? You can’t be arsed? Do you have ANY idea of the work that it takes to get page 1? Clearly not! It takes, blood, sweat, tears (yours) AND A NEW PIC!
Get snapping! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"We can do it people! Just fab me FFS.
CBA posting a new pic up though, does it have to be new?
Can’t be arsed? You can’t be arsed? Do you have ANY idea of the work that it takes to get page 1? Clearly not! It takes, blood, sweat, tears (yours) AND A NEW PIC!
Get snapping!"
Luna, when I get on the hot list I deserve a kiss on my cheek from you x |
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"Men can't do it.
Maybe men can be number 1 of men's hot pics but even then women pop up. Unless you can find a stunt vag. Then you'll do it.
Sorry.
Thought I'd piss on your bonfire a bit.
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Piss on your bonfire, oooerrrr sounds kinky   |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Black boxers one it's on people - cmon ladies don't be shy the fabs are coming x
Get a spray tan first  "
That's not my style I'm more go abroad and get nice and tanned in random blotchy spots x |
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"Black boxers one it's on people - cmon ladies don't be shy the fabs are coming x
Get a spray tan first
That's not my style I'm more go abroad and get nice and tanned in random blotchy spots x"
That’s my favourite look |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Black boxers one it's on people - cmon ladies don't be shy the fabs are coming x
Get a spray tan first
That's not my style I'm more go abroad and get nice and tanned in random blotchy spots x
That’s my favourite look "
Mrs Jae are you trying to seduce me...? |
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"Black boxers one it's on people - cmon ladies don't be shy the fabs are coming x
Get a spray tan first
That's not my style I'm more go abroad and get nice and tanned in random blotchy spots x
That’s my favourite look
Mrs Jae are you trying to seduce me...?"
I couldn’t seduce Stevie Wonder |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"Men can't do it.
Maybe men can be number 1 of men's hot pics but even then women pop up. Unless you can find a stunt vag. Then you'll do it.
Sorry.
Thought I'd piss on your bonfire a bit.
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Hey!!
Over a decade ago we managed to get a short, Scottish guy in a tutu to no. 1 so it's not impossible. 
A |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Black boxers one it's on people - cmon ladies don't be shy the fabs are coming x
Get a spray tan first
That's not my style I'm more go abroad and get nice and tanned in random blotchy spots x
That’s my favourite look
Mrs Jae are you trying to seduce me...?
I couldn’t seduce Stevie Wonder "
Is that what you wanna call me in the bedroom? I mean it's different but I don't kink shame |
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"Men can't do it.
Maybe men can be number 1 of men's hot pics but even then women pop up. Unless you can find a stunt vag. Then you'll do it.
Sorry.
Thought I'd piss on your bonfire a bit.
Hey!!
Over a decade ago we managed to get a short, Scottish guy in a tutu to no. 1 so it's not impossible.
A"
Mr32 get your tutu on |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Men can't do it.
Maybe men can be number 1 of men's hot pics but even then women pop up. Unless you can find a stunt vag. Then you'll do it.
Sorry.
Thought I'd piss on your bonfire a bit.
Hey!!
Over a decade ago we managed to get a short, Scottish guy in a tutu to no. 1 so it's not impossible.
A
Mr32 get your tutu on "
Right maybe I'll try this tomorrow! |
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By *ack688Man
over a year ago
abruzzo Italy (and UK) |
Why would you even want to? Why do you care about it? The hot list is just a list of the people it’s pointless trying to message as they are so inundated with messages that you’re a drop in the ocean. Annoying as hell |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Why would you even want to? Why do you care about it? The hot list is just a list of the people it’s pointless trying to message as they are so inundated with messages that you’re a drop in the ocean. Annoying as hell"
Because I am a God?
Serious answer it was another thread where a man asking on behalf of a woman asked for fabs and it spiralled from there.
And so I can ghost people obviously. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Getting to Page1 is a full-time job. These folk open their filters as wide as their legs in pics to get the fabs required for a Page1 trophy.
I shudder to think of the state of their inboxes |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Getting to Page1 is a full-time job. These folk open their filters as wide as their legs in pics to get the fabs required for a Page1 trophy.
I shudder to think of the state of their inboxes "
But I have a secret weapon which won't cause the backlash so much.
And that weapon is my penis. |
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