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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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To meet a female on here to sit on my face and fart on me x
I believe everyone is entitled to having something crossed of bucket lists.
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There must be females out there who enjoys doing that to thier lovers. Thats willing to do that to me. |
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"To meet a female on here to sit on my face and fart on me x
I believe everyone is entitled to having something crossed of bucket lists.
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There must be females out there who enjoys doing that to thier lovers. Thats willing to do that to me. "
Why must there be? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's not hard at all, you just need to message every single woman on here! Chop chop!
But that still doesn't guarantee a "yes""
There will be someone here keen surely! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I often get asked to do this! I think u have asked me op x
How often? 
Quite often! Not tried it yet! Not sure I would tbh! But I do find all things farting humorous!  x"
Go for it. They get some enjoyment and you get a good laugh. |
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"I often get asked to do this! I think u have asked me op x
How often?
Quite often! Not tried it yet! Not sure I would tbh! But I do find all things farting humorous! x
Go for it. They get some enjoyment and you get a good laugh."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I shart nowadays tbf and nobody wants a face full of shit 
Fuck me this has took a grim turn haha
We were all thinking about follow-through...
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Exactly that  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I shart nowadays tbf and nobody wants a face full of shit
Is that a offer too?
Yeah, why not. You'll have to play dodge me chalfonts though "
I went to Dodgeme Chalfonts last spring.
Lovely little place. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I shart nowadays tbf and nobody wants a face full of shit
Is that a offer too?
Yeah, why not. You'll have to play dodge me chalfonts though
I went to Dodgeme Chalfonts last spring.
Lovely little place."
Yes it is, I have a souvenir teatowel from there |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I shart nowadays tbf and nobody wants a face full of shit
Is that a offer too?
Yeah, why not. You'll have to play dodge me chalfonts though
I went to Dodgeme Chalfonts last spring.
Lovely little place.
Yes it is, I have a souvenir teatowel from there "
I'm sure it can clean almost anything. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I shart nowadays tbf and nobody wants a face full of shit
Is that a offer too?
Yeah, why not. You'll have to play dodge me chalfonts though
I went to Dodgeme Chalfonts last spring.
Lovely little place.
Yes it is, I have a souvenir teatowel from there
I'm sure it can clean almost anything."
I can help you if you need water. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I love how I always know which forumites are 100% going to post on certain threads.
Yes Rex, I'm looking at you.
If you're happy and you know it, fart in a mouth.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There must be a kinky female here that wants to do this for me ??"
You'd sure hope so buddy...it's 2022 after all. I'm gonna help you get this wish as much as I can. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I believe everyone is entitled to having something crossed of bucket lists.
Unfortunately no, we are not entitled to anything from other people. "
God damn you are hot....sorry OP I'm getting distracted here! |
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"Once I farted in a former FWBs face whilst doing 69....not sure if he enjoyed it or not as he didn't say...I started giggling though..."
That happened to me, it was a silent one but very stinky, right up my nostrils. Nothing was said so ignored it and carried on. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Once I farted in a former FWBs face whilst doing 69....not sure if he enjoyed it or not as he didn't say...I started giggling though...
That happened to me, it was a silent one but very stinky, right up my nostrils. Nothing was said so ignored it and carried on. "
A true hero. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I imagine he just sits and chats until the lady feels one brewing and dives to the floor in one fluid motion as he shouts at her to pull down her panties and squat quick! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"To meet a female on here to sit on my face and fart on me x
I believe everyone is entitled to having something crossed of bucket lists.
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There must be females out there who enjoys doing that to thier lovers. Thats willing to do that to me. "
ENTITLED therein lies your problem. No-one is entitled to anything that involves other people to perform an act. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do you know WHY women don't fart as much as men?......
Because they keep their mouths shut long enough to build up the required pressure !"
Surely you mean they DON'T keep their mouths shut long enough. The ommission of one word really can ruin a great gag.
Speaking of gagging..... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Asking someone to fart on demand could result in well not a fart
Speak up brown your through! Xit could be a watery one ewwww
Very likely! Bit of useless information but apparantly why a wet fart occurs is because the spincter has a valve that just let's air through and if there is liquid not solid in the chamber it gets confused and let's it out with a fart x "
Still waiting for us to talk about a meet up x |
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"Asking someone to fart on demand could result in well not a fart
Speak up brown your through! Xit could be a watery one ewwww
Very likely! Bit of useless information but apparantly why a wet fart occurs is because the spincter has a valve that just let's air through and if there is liquid not solid in the chamber it gets confused and let's it out with a fart x
Still waiting for us to talk about a meet up x"
you could be waiting a while |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Hey everyone massive thank u to my friend _andyfloss2000 for doing some fart videos for me. Im loading them on my profile for u to see. Made me go stiff mmmmm |
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By *TG3Man
over a year ago
Dorchester |
"To meet a female on here to sit on my face and fart on me x
I believe everyone is entitled to having something crossed of bucket lists.
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There must be females out there who enjoys doing that to thier lovers. Thats willing to do that to me. "
found anybody yet?  |
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By *TG3Man
over a year ago
Dorchester |
"This is very niche OP ..so I can see you having a real problem finding like minded women.
Still, if you don't ask ......
I'm out by the way but good luck in your search "
do you not think like the Op then? |
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"This is very niche OP ..so I can see you having a real problem finding like minded women.
Still, if you don't ask ......
I'm out by the way but good luck in your search do you not think like the Op then? "
I think that if you can't ask here for what turns you on, then where can you ask!
Not for me, but I dare say I may enjoy that which others may not.
Good luck to us all in finding that which meets our needs. |
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"To meet a female on here to sit on my face and fart on me x
I believe everyone is entitled to having something crossed of bucket lists.
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There must be females out there who enjoys doing that to thier lovers. Thats willing to do that to me. "
So many promise that they will, but so few follow through..... which is probably a good thing! |
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By *TG3Man
over a year ago
Dorchester |
"This is very niche OP ..so I can see you having a real problem finding like minded women.
Still, if you don't ask ......
I'm out by the way but good luck in your search do you not think like the Op then?
I think that if you can't ask here for what turns you on, then where can you ask!
Not for me, but I dare say I may enjoy that which others may not.
Good luck to us all in finding that which meets our needs."
well said and yes I agree to a certain extent although some requests / asks are a little strange |
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"This is very niche OP ..so I can see you having a real problem finding like minded women.
Still, if you don't ask ......
I'm out by the way but good luck in your search do you not think like the Op then?
I think that if you can't ask here for what turns you on, then where can you ask!
Not for me, but I dare say I may enjoy that which others may not.
Good luck to us all in finding that which meets our needs.well said and yes I agree to a certain extent although some requests / asks are a little strange "
Strange to u ?? but we all have different kinks lol! X |
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By *ady23Woman
over a year ago
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"To meet a female on here to sit on my face and fart on me x
I believe everyone is entitled to having something crossed of bucket lists.
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There must be females out there who enjoys doing that to thier lovers. Thats willing to do that to me. "
Costa heard of this one before. You better hope if you get said lady to perform such as she hasn't had 2 kg of sprouts first |
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"This is very niche OP ..so I can see you having a real problem finding like minded women.
Still, if you don't ask ......
I'm out by the way but good luck in your search do you not think like the Op then?
I think that if you can't ask here for what turns you on, then where can you ask!
Not for me, but I dare say I may enjoy that which others may not.
Good luck to us all in finding that which meets our needs.well said and yes I agree to a certain extent although some requests / asks are a little strange "
Yes...they can be.
I can imagine it may be a little daunting to put yourself out there and ask for something out of the ordinary!
I kind of admire someone for it. Especially in knowing the responses they are going to be net with.
A little good humour I feel is all well and good, as long as it doesn't make any OP feel shit. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Haha. I didn’t expect to read this tonight.
Anything that’s not the norm is going to be difficult to find in here OP, I mean. Finding something that’s accepted as part of the ‘norm’ is hard in here. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hey everyone massive thank u to my friend _andyfloss2000 for doing some fart videos for me. Im loading them on my profile for u to see. Made me go stiff mmmmm
 x"
Hilarious, well done Candyfloss xx |
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"Hey everyone massive thank u to my friend _andyfloss2000 for doing some fart videos for me. Im loading them on my profile for u to see. Made me go stiff mmmmm
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Hilarious, well done Candyfloss xx"
I did enjoy doing them lol! Still find farts hilarious even at my age!! X |
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By *TG3Man
over a year ago
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"This is very niche OP ..so I can see you having a real problem finding like minded women.
Still, if you don't ask ......
I'm out by the way but good luck in your search do you not think like the Op then?
I think that if you can't ask here for what turns you on, then where can you ask!
Not for me, but I dare say I may enjoy that which others may not.
Good luck to us all in finding that which meets our needs.well said and yes I agree to a certain extent although some requests / asks are a little strange
Strange to u ?? but we all have different kinks lol! X"
well true in fact...... Strange but true |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Hey everyone massive thank u to my friend _andyfloss2000 for doing some fart videos for me. Im loading them on my profile for u to see. Made me go stiff mmmmm
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Hilarious, well done Candyfloss xx
I did enjoy doing them lol! Still find farts hilarious even at my age!! X"
Looking forward to meeting u for fart fun xx need to sort a date x |
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My Missus is quite the farter. She once did one which lasted 16 seconds! Thinking I was asleep, she was in the bathroom and let rip without shame.
It sounded like the bit in Jaws when a dock the shark is chained to slowly turning in the water towards two rednecks. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hey everyone massive thank u to my friend _andyfloss2000 for doing some fart videos for me. Im loading them on my profile for u to see. Made me go stiff mmmmm
x
Hilarious, well done Candyfloss xx
I did enjoy doing them lol! Still find farts hilarious even at my age!! X"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m intrigued, is this in the mouth or around the face? It makes no odds to the farter I guess but it’s all about what the fartee wants at the end of the day.  "
Stop it |
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"I’m intrigued, is this in the mouth or around the face? It makes no odds to the farter I guess but it’s all about what the fartee wants at the end of the day.
Stop it "
What?! I’m genuinely interested haha!! Kinks fascinate me. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I’m intrigued, is this in the mouth or around the face? It makes no odds to the farter I guess but it’s all about what the fartee wants at the end of the day. "
Are u offering me? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’m intrigued, is this in the mouth or around the face? It makes no odds to the farter I guess but it’s all about what the fartee wants at the end of the day.
Stop it
What?! I’m genuinely interested haha!! Kinks fascinate me. "
Mouth? Would have thought up the nose might have more of an effect on the receiver. |
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